Pattaya Reports

[Mr Simp]

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would even exist? I think there would be no Soi 6 then. Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl to Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........I don't go to bars not to drink or not to buy drinks. Duh!!

Now let me educate you for a second. The definition of a bar is" An establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served."

School is out now my little student. Run along now my little one. Mommy is calling you for dinner lol.


One last point. While you are dreaming about Pattaya in your mother's basement, I will be out fucking girls like these in Pattaya. Now be a good boy and run along now. 55555

Most of us Realize Bars need customers of all kinds to stay in Business. I have said Mr E and Sub are critical. They keep the ugly Muglies at Bay. We don't need them committing Crimes due to lack of income.

It just your case is Funny. Flexxing gone wrong. You thought you were going to be Adored and Loved here.

Mr E does make good points. One is overpaying Impresses no one.

[EverythingThai]

Sanity on Soi6.

Older Farang spotted a girl he liked. A few pleasantries and the number came in at 1,500 plus room.

Playpen. No it wasn't Baitoey.

How many drinks did he buy 40. Hahaha?

Or 1?

Or even lower than 1? Winner winner chicken dinner.

If he wants repeat he will get 1,500 again.

Once you pay $500 you can't go lower. It's the LAW.

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would even exist? I think there would be no Soi 6 then. Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl to Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........I don't go to bars not to drink or not to buy drinks. Duh!!

Now let me educate you for a second. The definition of a bar is" An establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served."

School is out now my little student. Run along now my little one. Mommy is calling you for dinner lol.


One last point. While you are dreaming about Pattaya in your mother's basement, I will be out fucking girls like these in Pattaya. Now be a good boy and run along now. 55555

[TooDirty]

Where's the High season Waldo.

Stolen elections have consequences. LOL.

[Mr Simp]

Sanity on Soi6.

Older Farang spotted a girl he liked. A few pleasantries and the number came in at 1,500 plus room.

Playpen. No it wasn't Baitoey.

How many drinks did he buy 40. Hahaha?

Or 1?

Or even lower than 1? Winner winner chicken dinner.

If he wants repeat he will get 1,500 again.

Once you pay $500 you can't go lower. It's the LAW.

[EverythingThai]

These girls can take my 1000 THB and my 100 THB bonus and get the fuck up out of here and off to the next client. That is exactly how that shit works too. I had a girl come over with a friend. The friend sat outside on my porch while I fucked the girl I ordered off of Thai Friendly then they rolled off.

In true SubCmdr fashion, why didn't you throw an extra 500 Baht into the mix and have a threesome? Her friend was already there waiting and earning no money. I bet she would have joined in the fun. LOL.

By the way, I like your style mate. You post good content, you never debate about what others pay or opinions. You just role with it and post dam good content. Keep it up mate.

[EverythingThai]

I like the way you go hard in the paint. In hockey we call that a hard check into the boards. Yep, that guy you responded to be talking out the side of his neck at times. My experience with Thai Friendly has been aligned with your statistical study.

About 20% of the girls I have contacted me have giving me the "Come to my bar" or "massage shop" routine.

Actually I like it when they do that. It allows me to learn about a new bar, bar fines, facilities available and personal prices all while peering into the screen on my phone often while doing something else. One girl even sent me the entire line up of the bar girls working. Prices she gave me were damn expensive if you ask me. But if I am looking for that experience then I just need to roll with it. Pay up! I cannot knock it until I try it.

The massage girls also tell me the location of their shop, massage prices and prices for extras. They detail the extras available and the ones that they will provide. I happen to like, rolling up to a spot with a reservation. Because if I can get a quality massage and then my dick sucked at the end it is worth it to me. To each their own.

I don't mind hookiing up with a girl from TF at their bar. I have done it before with a girl from Passion on soi 6. I just said no delivery for that day, chose another girl from TF, and I told her I will go to see you her the next time I am in soi 6. I never wait for them to get off work. It worked out well. Just like any normal hookup in a bar. The only difference is there was some rapport built already from chatting before in line. We had a great time.

[EverythingThai]

I asked one of the ladies in my rotation if she was available today. Her response. She has 3 customers booked today, maybe she can see me afterwards.

I don't know about you mate, but I wouldn't want to be number 4 or even number 2. For any girl I fuck, I make a point of making sure I am number 1 for their day. Sometimes I even ask about the day before. If I go to Soi 6 or a gents club, I always go at the start of their shifts, so 1 Pm or 3-4 Pm for soi 6. Sure it's not full proof if they had a LT and then headed to the bar, her work, directly from their customers place, but so far so good for me. Who wants to think of another punter's jizz being squirted into a pussy right before you fuck her. Not me. LOL.

[JSmithJ88]

I agree that TF is a great weapon in the pattaya battleground.

If you are able to find great chicks on there then that's cool.

I use everything in my arsenal to find the best chicks for that day / night.

Only had 1 TF chick come over once during my week long stay.

The chicks I really wanted to non responsive or busy.

Its hard to gauge what exactly they look like since many photos are filtered.

Or even dated photos from their prime.

Its much easier to walk into a soi6/ agogo bar and figure out who I find attractive.

Then see if theres any chemistry.

You can't really do that with TF until she's in your room.

We didn't even get to flakiness and lateness.

[Belvaros]

I like the way you go hard in the paint. In hockey we call that a hard check into the boards. Yep, that guy you responded to be talking out the side of his neck at times. My experience with Thai Friendly has been aligned with your statistical study.

About 20% of the girls I have contacted me have giving me the "Come to my bar" or "massage shop" routine.

Actually I like it when they do that. It allows me to learn about a new bar, bar fines, facilities available and personal prices all while peering into the screen on my phone often while doing something else. One girl even sent me the entire line up of the bar girls working. Prices she gave me were damn expensive if you ask me. But if I am looking for that experience then I just need to roll with it. Pay up! I cannot knock it until I try it.

The massage girls also tell me the location of their shop, massage prices and prices for extras. They detail the extras available and the ones that they will provide. I happen to like, rolling up to a spot with a reservation. Because if I can get a quality massage and then my dick sucked at the end it is worth it to me. To each their own.

I've met and fucked 3 nice massage MILFs from soi 13/1 and 13/2 via meeting them on TF first.

YMMV.

[Belvaros]

Chick tried to get me like that the other day. Could not come to me because she was going long time with another guy. Then when he canceled, she tried to double back to me. You bet on the wrong horse; I can't help you.

Amen, had a chick on line yesterday asking me to do her ST for 1500. Said I am not there until Sun as am in Indonesia. She said ok Sunday. I said 1200ST. No problem. Then 2 hours later she's back texting on line about no meeting. No meeting now ever I tell her.

[Explorer8939]

A girl books 3 customers in one day. Leads me to believe she isn't Hot.

Sub 1,000 baht girl?

Expensive agency girl. Always busy.

I'll have to wait for Low Season for her.

[MartinFlevo]

Oh no. That can't be true. Pattaya is done and dusted according to Raj. The girls are so desperate to find customers they all go for 1000 Baht LT, hotel prices are dirt cheap, and they are giving away free food in the restaurants.

Pattaya busy or not depends on how you look at it.

1. Pattaya is not quiet. Enough people there. Hotels / Restaurants are doing great.

2. Pattaya is quiet. Not enough single guys looking for cheap pussy.

Both are right. Thing is the demo of tourist has changed a lot. See the firework festival weekend. 500.000 people but a lot of bars struggeling.

People (not you) need to understand that Thailand is doing a LOT to get rid of the sex-capital image of Pattaya.

These days its a bit hit or miss. A chick who works massage (2nd road) has zero customers some days and 4 the day after. She shows videos of 2nd road without a single car in sight. A few (gogo) bar owners I have in line tell me the same thing. One night can be great, the next death.

[Mr Simp]

Where's the High season Waldo.

The Geniues's who run the tourist industry has admitted 2023 has and will end in disappointment. 25,000,000 compared to 40,000,000.

My guess is they didn't see the restaurant with a one hour wait. Hahaha. You people are Funny.

Or they not include how busy Explorer Hookers are. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

Nobody is playing the Long Game on the Sub. Girl takes her 1 k and 100 tips and runs.

Damn straight my ISG Brother!

A good prostitute is like a good mechanic for your car. Just as your mechanic has a job do, a good prostitute has a job to do. Just like your mechanic gets paid. A good prostitute get paid (a little different because even if she does a bad job she still gets paid). You treat your mechanic with respect because you don't want him to rip you off or fuck up your vehicle. You treat your prostitute with respect because she is just another human being in your life providing you with a valuable and needed service.

I am not taking my mechanic out (unless she is smoking hot). I am not taking a prostitute out (no matter how hot she is). Personally, don't get it twisted as these are my preferences, I need ho experience from her. If I want a girlfriend experience I will get a real one. Now there are those who are paying their prostitutes for GFE. That means you want your prostitute to play act for you. I never can get past the act because I know the girl who I have hired to be my prostitute is not there because she wants to be. This is work for here. She is there because she has to / needs to be.

I give as an example, you are an executive. You walk out your office and give your personal assistant a neck massage. She has the right to reject you. But she could also allow you do it and tell you how nice that felt afterwards. Is she going to run to her friends and tell everyone how nice her boss is? Nah, she going to look at that paycheck and decide if putting up with her boss is worth it. Please do not try this in a developed country in the West please.

Guys buying fine wine and dining out with prostitutes, going down on pussy and engaging in all other manner of niceties with their prostitutes are a matter of their own pocket book and their own dick (and mouth). But what exactly is the difference between a man who goes down on a prostitute and a man who send money from afar to a Thai girl after he leaves? In my book absolutely nothing! Because in my mind it does not matter if the guy has pussy juice running down his chin after she orgasms all over her face (and exactly how does he know when the last time it was someone blew splooge up in her especially if she has a husband or a boyfriend) or has a little less in their bank account, both men are providing pleasure to themselves.

Don't get it twisted up in here, I am not advocating sponsorship. But some of the same posters advocating eating the pussy (and ass) of prostitutes are the same ones preaching the evils of sponsorship when both provide pleasure to the individual doing it. Besides, do any of my ISG Brothers NOT know that sponsorship just buys access, not exclusivity.

[SubCmdr]

You will have a much better time understanding the Sub Commander's posts when you realise much of it is tongue-in-cheek.

A perfect parody of many other posters in this thread.

It's a dry humour, and I'm all for it. Some are way too serious.

Damn straight my ISG Brother! All humor is based in truth. I try to keep it real up in here. Real funny. Now I get that some do not like my posting style. But that is no reason to get all personal about it. If someone one can show me where I have posted incorrect factual information (not opinion) in the Pattaya Reports thread please point it out or correct me. Especially when come to pricing.