Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

........Before she left, she told me, don't fall in love with me.......

That's not normal. They usually try to get you to fall in love with them to get more money off you. Mighty decent of her.

[Newton York]

If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you while smiling at you and Wai-ing you to make you feel like some white god. Don't get me wrong. I like coming and fucking Thai girls as much as the rest of you. But I know what is fantasy and what is reality. Once you lose sight of that, you lose your mind.

I don't understand which part of 'White God' is a bad thing. Sounds pretty sweet to anybody who's white, just sayin. Here, looksee at this documentary, all about the joys of paid sex in Thailand, and tell me it's bad. Sure, it might not be so great for the locals, but it's paradise on earth for dudes. For those of you young guys, you wouldn't know this, but you can look like acting legend Danny freakin Devito and still land a babe in Thailand that would suck you off. Even if you got cash, that's a bit of a challenge here in the States. God, my life sucks. Here, just watch this. You'll see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyJmCr_Mds

Did you guys watch it? We're a freaking status symbol, goddamned prize worth fighting for. Do you see what some of us old dudes look like? And they're fighting over us? Holy cow man. I love Thailand.

I don't know dude, but it seems kinda obvious that sexpats are at the top of the rung of Thai society. People notice and won't admit it, but we're treated like kings over there. Educated and decent Thai people are kinda all over us cause we speak English or German, or Korean, or whatever. Just be foreign or better yet, be white and have some cash, and you're golden. Again, why go to Thailand if you ain't going to make the most of it? Cultural stuff, food, the weather? Yeah, sure, that's all fine and whatever, but the whole point is babes. Attractive, willing to spend time with you, willing to suck you off, babes. Even if you look like comedy genius Danny freaking Devito. Which I kinda do, but I'm older and much uglier. Jesus H Christ, if it weren't for South East Asia, I'd never know what pussy was like. I thank Mammon for the existence of Asia, where else would I go for affordable sex? South America? Been thinking about that for a long time, but I love how safe Thailand is. Can't really say that about Brazil or Colombia.

[Newton York]

Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you

Who are you treated like an ATM by? You are in charge of your wallet and it is your decision whether you want to purchase someone's services. You can also get a normal girlfriend that loves you for you. I have had tons of girlfriends here that did not need to be paid.

Not sure why them speaking your language is a thing when this is not your country.

Who the hell wants to be accepted into society? That is where the problems come in. I see friends back home on facebook worrying and biching about this that and the other. Not my concern since I am not participating in society there, and it definitely is not my concern here where I do not have to participate in society. Just don't fuck up my money or passport. Like my man Mexicant says, keep a small carbon footprint. All I need is money to pay my rent and buy whatever else I want. Why look to be involved in things to stress over? Just be the fly on the wall.

Exactly Mr International, I couldn't agree more. That's what I live for now, I'm desperate to get out of this grind and just disengage myself from everything, and just chill for the rest of what's left of my life in Thailand. That's all I've got left. It's why I even wake up in the mornings anymore. Thailand. Everyone needs purpose and meaning, and now for me, at the end of my life, Thailand is my purpose and Mammon willing, Bangkok is my meaning.

[Newton York]

They think all you have to be is white, and then you've got it made!

Actually yes, for Asia, that's all you need to be. Doors will open. Trust me I know, and I've seen it countless times. It can be a sad reality for a lot of people, but I didn't make the rules, centuries of colonialism did. Thailand is still paradise though.

[GatorAk]

Oh my god. We even have price police for tipping. Post a report please and who cares about what others tip or pay.

This is a message board for comments and reports. Him commenting on thousand baht tip is legit.

[Explorer8939]

No.

OK. I haven't walked that stretch during the night for a long time since pre-Covid. I'm a pessimist. Have things changed that much? I doubt it.

At night time, I just stare when I ride the songthaew to Walking Street. I think that gives you a good indication. And sometimes, I walk around the beach at night time, generally late, after a night of drinking, around my hotel near the beach.

I hope I see a stunner the next time I'm there; I will be staying on the beach at LK Empress.

I will state the obvious: ladies working Beach Road during the day are fewer and not so great. The good ones come out at night, after their day job finishes.

[ElMexicant]

Its a doctored picture of a well known over-priced biotch on TF. AI and filters are everywhere.

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

[Paolo99]

You can't go by YT because the rare 7 or 8 on Soi 6 may not be into you unless you're East Asian. I've seen chicks that were 7 or 8 that did not make eye contact or only wanted drinks.

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

It's because you don't have a baseline on what Soi 6 used to be even only 6 years ago. But this is likely a good thing. You're going to have the time of your life for dirt cheap. Enjoy and report back.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

[GreenBud]

You do your daily exercise walk on Beach Road after dark?

No.

OK. I haven't walked that stretch during the night for a long time since pre-Covid. I'm a pessimist. Have things changed that much? I doubt it.

At night time, I just stare when I ride the songthaew to Walking Street. I think that gives you a good indication. And sometimes, I walk around the beach at night time, generally late, after a night of drinking, around my hotel near the beach.

I hope I see a stunner the next time I'm there; I will be staying on the beach at LK Empress.

[Paolo99]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

If she is a real girl she's been rebuild clinically more often than an LB.

[ElMexicant]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

Good catch. All her stuff is in Thai language. Long live tineye. LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

Ya she showed me some of those photos, but I didn't know she was so well known LOL.

[Mogwai]

A few nights ago, I went to Republic and ran into a real hottie. I snagged the last VIP booth and she shared some of her professional type photos.

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

[Xiggo]

Thaifriendly, ladyboy, unknown

Blowjob 8/10.

English 8/10.

Boobs A maybe be? Silicon.

Height 150/160 cm.

Body type Petite.

Damage 1500/2000 Baht (Can't remember).

Whenever I walk through the soi's, I am never able to look for a girl in a calm environment.

Every meter you are being groped, touched, pulled, stared at, waved at, talked to, get jumped on.

I love them all, but I am looking for a gem between all those girls. And that's really hard if you don't have the time to look.

You are occupied trying to dodge every thai body that falls on you.

So sometimes I just go to my hotel or have a beer somewhere and look at thaifriendly.

I was in the mood for ass so I opened the transgender section in thaifriendly.

A lot of them looks so good, there is one standing out immediately. I contacted her / him whatever it's like to be called for a meetup in my room.

Let's call her a she, makes writing for me a bit easy'are.

Anyway she came to my room and she was just as stunning on the pictures. There was no edit or fake shit.

I could see the makeup a little bit though.

I turned her around and complimented her on her body. She in return told me to change my profile picture because I looked fat on those pictures.

Well that's a compliment to.

She showed, I already did it before she came. I told before I am bad at writing story's how I fucked, I am not a erotic story writer.

She gave me a blowjob which I enjoyed, but I am not in to blowjobs, I love ass <3.

I asked her to bend over in doggy so I could fuck her from behind. And man, I hate condoms. This ass would be a lot sweeter if it was bare. Instead I am fucking in to a rubber pipe.

The view from above was fucking amazing, Nice ass, nice figure.

I couldn't hold it fuck longer so I came in that position.

The end.

I added a picture this time.

[Xiggo]

Great report mate. This is what the forum is all about. You were the same as me. You saw what you wanted and you went on a mission and got it. I like this thrill the hunt. I see a girl I like on you tube, Facebook or another platform who is working in some bar and then go on a mission to find her.

How did you know she worked there? Where did you find her?

I found her a year ago on the day that I left Thailand a few years ago.

I added her on Instagram and made a mission to fuck her the next year.

She posts pictures from her work and when asked she told me she works in XSagogo.

When I entered the bar I showed them the picture of the girl and they brought her to me.

It was deep space mission.