Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[SubCmdr]

Kings Club (It is on google maps).

First trip to this place. Well gentlemen this is the first time I have ever had a bad experience. Entered the club and to my right was a room enclosed with wooden lattice with kneeling on the floor sucking the dick of a guy sitting on the couch. From the back (all I could see) she looked attractive.

A fat ugly girl came over to sit me down. Then left. The bartender who looked like Tomboy came over to take my drink. I ordered and she brought my drink. I sat there for 5 or 10 minutes. The girls were congregated at the end of the club next to the bar sitting a table on the cellular phones and talking to each other. Well damn. These girls must no be interested in money at all. After what seemed like an eternity a tall unattractive girl came over to me and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted what the guy over in the wooden lattice enclosed room is getting. She said: "Blowjob" I said yes. She said 1500 THB. I said is that for everything with a room upstairs. She said yes. I told her I only wanted a blowjob not Short Time. She seemed not too understand. At which point I was laughing to myself. So, I told her to grab someone who spoke better English and bring them over to translate. Then she said 800. I was like in the room next to us our up stairs? She gave me another shoulder shrug.

My body language was saying: "I'm out of here". Because the bartender walked up to me and said: "Are you leaving". I said: "Yes". She asked: "Why are you leaving?" I told her everything was good. I just got an important message on my phone and I have attend to it. Smiled and paid my bar bill. Rolled out.

Motherfucker!

I have never been a gentleman clubs or a bar in Pattaya where I have not been approached nor just received a bad vibe from the joint (with one excepting that actually worked out quite well because of the girl not the place. But that was the deal in this place. Maybe they were just having a bad customer service day. Or all the girls were just tired of sucking dick. No girls coming up to me. Failure to communicate on a most basic level. No explanation of the prices. That was the third strike.

I cannot even tell you how the girls in the joint really looked. There about 8 as I remember and they were all wearing black dresses. I visited in the afternoon it was about 1400. I order a water (because was hot during the walk) over and it was a tiny bottle not even 500 ML. Get the fuck.

I will not write the place off. Maybe I just caught it at a bad time. Or my energy was off or both. I am not going to give my opinion of what I really thought was going on until my second visit that will give me an opportunity to have my initial impression of the place proven or disproven. I am not discouraging anyone from going. It just was not my time during that visit.

Hey mother fuckers, this is how you write a report!

Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke - Dead Wrong Notorious B.I.G.

[SubCmdr]

Your work belongs to stand out instead of getting lost in the bullshit proffered in the Pattaya Reports as information. Thanks again!

I'm just here to write about my own experiences and to pass answers to questions that I asked myself recently, and that I feel can be helpful to others. I won't be posting detailed stream-of-consciousness what-I-did-today stories, I'll try to extract and group information together by subject, so it's more of a compendium of sorts, or just random short recommendations. For people like me.

So today is about Pattaya's gogos. I was curious what the differences are and why I should go to venue X vs venue Z. I mentioned liking Kink and having been a fan of Windmill, but what about all the rest? I focused on LK and the wider Buakhao area, as opposed to Walking Street, which is known for now being a focal point for families on holidays, men who have never been to gogos etc. Although to be fair, the ones in WS are so numerous, they can't all be just tourist attractions!

Throughout a week or so, at around 9:30 PM (sometimes slightly later), I would visit one or two gogos to start the evening, drink a beer, perhaps buy a lady drink, have a little chat and move on. So it was rare I would ask about stuff like barfining, I was interested chiefly in the entertainment. I visited: Kink, Sugar Sugar, Dolls LK, Las Vegas, Paradise, Crystal Club, and Fever in LK; Red Hot & Blue and Stunners in Buakhao; Playgirlz and Heaven Above in Boomerang and Windmill in WS. I also visited Pinup previous time around and. Katoeys Are Us, out of curiosity.

My general conclusion is that non of these clubs are bad, I would claim the differences with few exceptions, are mainly about how fully dressed the women are (all full bikini; all full bikini with 1 dancer topless. Which was the case in Crystal Club I believe; all topless), how much pressure the staff puts on you to buy drinks, and how open to having a laugh the girls are. But that might depend on your luck, time of the day etc. - you definitely want to consider coming back later if the place is empty. Feel free to do a self-guided gogo crawl, it's probably the simplest method.

So what are the exceptions, outliers and funny visits?

Kink. Obviously!

Stunners. This is my new catch. It's a very small (narrow) gogo, and located pretty far from LK, separate from all the other venues. It's essentially "the local gogo", just like you have your local shop, your local library and your local pub. The customers are in large majority living locally (mainly farang), the atmosphere is light and unofficial, the girls are chatting even when on stage, but it's in a good way, the customer doesn't feel left out. It's a low-stress atmosphere. The mamasan sat next to me and started talking, which at first made me wary, but turned out she just really wanted to know what I'd like. I didn't really tell her, but the first girl to approach me seemed pretty good looking, but most of all extremely friendly, so I bought her a drink. It was fun, so when she offered for a friend of her's to join, I agreed. The girls were very easy going, eager to please and easy to joke with, and I found ways of making the first one burst out laughing consistently absolutely every single time, at wish. What can I say, that was a lot of fun! The funniest part was when they looked at my drinks' bill (reasonable.) and they were alarmed. But that just tells you what type of customers they have.

Windmill. Two years ago I loved it even more than Kink. The girls were perhaps not as good-looking as in Kink, but they were wilder and more enthusiastic. Some would look at me as if they're just going to rape me there and then! This time around, a bit confused by the changes and the 2 Windmills, I entered the new Windmill on the left, were I was shoved (gently, but still) by staff to a table on the ground floor, before I could even look around. I got high-pressure drink requests, but there wasn't much happening, not as much as in Kink anyway. Well, I drunk up my own beer, payed and left. 
 A few days later I rolled by, this time I avoided the crowded staff in front of the "new" Windmill on the left and pointed straight to the "old" Windmill. They got the message. Anyway, I went in, and straight upstairs. There were 8 girls who forgot to put on their underwear standing on the main stage, and 2-3 more girls sitting naked in an extension of the stage. Customers close to the stage were mainly 60-year old local expat regulars, all drinking their draft beers, just 1 or 2 buying LDs, but all pretty happy. I bought an LD, got a lap dance and some touching, it was quite OK, but Kink still wins for me. At least this time around. But if you stay closer to Walking Street, might be worth a try.

Sugar Sugar. Mentioned in a previous post.

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.

Red Hot & Blue. Gogo / GC hybrid, or that's how they market themselves. It was pretty empty, I was the 3rd or 4th customer. There was one guy, perhaps Indian, who did not abandon eye contact with his phone even for a second for a good 15 minutes, and looked very sad. A roughly 55-year old white man was playing Connect-4 with a lady (in a gogo! And I think there was an Asian customer just sitting with a beer. Three ladies were prancing on a mini-stage, no eye contact with anybody. Actually, I was having a good time and giggling, because it felt a bit like a scene in a movie. Hoping to lighten up the mood, I started prancing myself, the 3 girls eventually caught on, synched with me and smiled. Even the Indian dude took eyes off his phone and started laughing, clapping and waving his arms. Yuppie! I sat down with a smile. The waitress ran up to me and asked: 3 lady drinks for the ladies? Well, no. I answered. - Oh! - answered the waitress and ladies, and they all immediately left to smoke cigarettes outside. It was still a memorable and fun visit, but not for the reasons I'd imagined. Might be more conventional fun when crowded.

Heaven Above. Supposedly a gogo / GC hybrid. Some of the girls are stunners as per reputation, yes, but most are pretty average IMHO, and I noticed one that I would rate as a 3. The girls mostly dance on the table (well, they bend their legs), which I've been told is a wonder for leg lovers, but not for me. The girls are pretty insistent about drinks. It's worth noting, that this club does have its wild enthusiasts. I'm not quite sure where that comes from, I did not notice any giggles, shenanigans, or enthusiastic conversations, mostly topless women sitting next to men and sipping on their drinks. But ah well, whatever rocks your boat! I bought a drink for one young girl, but all she did was sit next to me, nod her head and sometimes smile awkwardly, with very little conversation despite some level of English. I wasn't very happy, but indeed I should have tested the water more: my bad! So I tried switching to an older lady who kept catching eye contact with me and smiling and smiling. But somehow her enthusiasm subsided, and then she misunderstood my lady drink orders. Nothing terrible, but all together that was a bit of a mood killer. Of course I could have sorted it out with the boss, but I just felt like moving on to the next place.

Katoeys Are Us. I went there 2 years ago or so, it's a ladyboy gogo. Yes, I went there on purpose, although I have (nor had) any sexual interest in ladyboys. I don't know how things have changed since then, but if they haven't changed too much, I'd recommend a visit if you're a tourist! Just be nice, and absolutely never laugh in their faces. That's universal advice for interaction with anyone, but I just have to mention it. So preferably, go there before drinking and not drunk. The performers were very nice, no pressure whatsoever, and it was all interesting, a one-time experience that satisfied my curiosity. I even bought a LD (or LBD) for some conversation. It was quite the opposite experience of what you might think passing by certain spots in the Buakhao area. Anyone who's been to Central Pattaya must know what I'm talking about.

Pinup. Also visited 2 years ago out of curiosity, but I hear from other forums that little has changed. It's mainly a pickup spot for the hottest and most pricey stunners, visited mostly by Asian customers. It's worth buying a beer and spending 20 or 30 minutes just looking at the scene, even if you don't plan to "buy".

[SubCmdr]

I saw something related to Maggie Mays a couple of nights ago that made me crack up laughing. The girls there wear these colorful robes when they are inside and outside the club. Two of the Maggie Mays girls had walked up to 7-11 and were sitting outside having a smoke, drink and talking to each other. They still had their colorful robes and heels on. I had not seen them before and they were actually pretty attractive outside the club. I was thinking I have to make a return visit and look for them.

Those girls are there for a reason. No lady wants to stand on the street for all to see. They would rather be in a bar or work freelance. It is more discreet for them.

The part that made me crack up laughing is that I read that someone had written that girls don't want to work on Beach Road because it is not discreet. I'm walking past these two girls and I'm thinking "what was that mother fucker talking about? Does he even live in Pattaya"? Nothing like about sitting outside 7-11 in robes and heels says: "I am being discreet" like that does.

Undercover prostitutes. Prostitutes want to be discreet. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit! Maybe only the ones that "some who can afford them because they have higher budgets" that like to risk alcohol poisoning by drinking 40 LDs with a client and then being so insanely drunk she is willing lick his ass, take it bare up hers and does ass to mouth to finish him off with a cum swallow. Shower, brush her teeth, mouthwash, next!

LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Maggie Mays (Jomtien)

Faculty is very wide but very deep with an upstairs for where the rooms are. The keep a the place so dark that the girl that invited me did not even see me. I had to send her a WhatsApp message to find her. She was sitting with eyeshot of each other but we could not see each other it was so dark. That is one of my problems with the place. Tough to do an assailment and pick a girl with it so dark. The other think is is like an ice cooler up in that mother fucker. I'm talking seeing your breath when you breathe out cold. Full disclosure, infrastructure is my pet peeve. Another aspect of the room that was strange to me was a big industrial size clock like the kind that use to be in the offices I worked in. Was interesting.

Ok, so the girl that invited me comes over and sits with me. Little older nor with the body type but you know me I'm just going with it. Drinks, small talk, touchy feely and its off to the room. Pay for the room first and I settle my entire bill. Upstairs to the room. Drop our stuff and already I am not liking what I am seeing. The floor I am on there are two rooms with the bathroom down the hall from the room. Strike one! Then I notice in our room the owners were such cheap mother fuckers that they build the divider between the rooms so that the vents from the air conditioner can cool both rooms. Mother fucker! Strike 2.

We drop our clothes wrap in our towels and head down the hall to the bathroom. It is not even a proper bathroom. It is one of those wet bathrooms. Mother fucker! Strike 3. But it serves its purpose. Showering together is one of my favorite things do with the girl I have chosen to be my prostitute of the moment. Finish up the joint shower dry off and head back to the room.

Back in the room we are in our towels and she gets out her cell phone. Now we have been speaking to each other in English the entire time without a problem so I am trying to figure out what it us. She is using her Google Translate and it says that for both of our protection we should use a condom. Interesting, she understood the conversation I had with her in WhatsApp perfectly. Let us just say that was not the agreement. I was simply not going to press the issue but I had plans to get my monies worth in this new situation.

After she got me nice and hard with some dick sucking that could only be described as average. I put her into doggie and went to town. Five minutes and she asking me to cum. What the fuck? You going to pay for that. So, I elongated the experience. I was talking the sex talk I like, clapping that ass, slapping that ass and pulling that hair. After pounding on her nonstop for 15 minutes she tapped out (yes I was watching the clock). She wanted a little break so I gave her a minute rest period and put her into missionary legs up. Started pounding at the pace and depth that worked for me. The faces and noises she was making caused me to ask her a couple of times if she was ok. I kept that up for an about 10 minutes until I really starting feeling it and decided to blow splooge in the bag.

She gave me an expression of exasperation and it was off to the showers (together again). Total elapses time of the deed was 30 minutes. Easy work for her in my book.

We are back and getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed she was like "you fucked me for a long time". I said "really". She was like "yes". I was like how long does your average customer fuck you. She said 'five minutes". She said "I've had a boyfriends that lasted 10 minutes". I am thinking to myself fuck, you are not that hot and other than fact that you can take some dick that pussy is not all that good. In doggy style good visuals, but she started asking me to cum after 5 minutes. I just ignore that shit cause I cut my teeth on "leche poppy" in the Dominican Republic. You got to have some really good pussy to make me loose ejaculatory control (one advantage of getting older).

We went back downstairs and had another drink together or maybe we just sat together for a while. She wanted to look for another customer and I wanted to leave so we parted ways. Would I return? I probably would. I would pick someone else. But I cannot even say that the experience was bad other than she changed things up in the room and that was not cool. So cannot repeat with her. I do not remember the price of my drink or the LDs. 400 for the room (a straight jack) 1000 for her (average).

[SubCmdr]

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.

It will be interesting to hear what our newly self crowned expert on Beach Road has to say about the place. From your description sound like it is his spot. No doubt!

I'm going to Playgirlz now.

[EverythingThai]

It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.

All the ladies are there at 1 pm with bells on. The reason is they have to follow the operating hours as they are on 10 day contracts. In Kinnaree, most of the girls are freelancers and don't have to follow the hours. They come and go as they please. Kinnaree opens at noon by the way and I have seen most ladies are there by 1 pm and gone by 4-5 pm. Back home to meet their Thai boyfriends or husbands who finish work. Yes, most of the girls at Kinnaree are married to Thais already. By 6 or 7, Kinnaree is a ghost town with very few ladies left.

[Banana Boi]

There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.

It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.

[Sky Ryder]

https://devilsdenthailand.com/

https://www.facebook.com/somjitpoolpong/

That transport option sounds like fun, and some of the ladies are "photo cute", but it appears they are not operational. No contact info. Also FYI the last post to the facebook page is 2019.

[World Travel 69]

https://devilsdenthailand.com/

https://www.facebook.com/somjitpoolpong/

Just got a word from WT69 the maps are updated now.

Announcing on his behalf as he is not able to access the site currently.

[DogLife]

Way out of date now. Since you have no posted in a while, would you mind if I took this vlog over? This is one topic I love and I frequent these clubs on a regular basis in Pattaya. Would admin object?

Just got a word from WT69 the maps are updated now.

Announcing on his behalf as he is not able to access the site currently.

[Explorer8939]

Sometimes the selection is great and other times it's not so great. Sounds like you went after a fe were bar fined. There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.

I ran across one of the ladies in your photos on her first day of work, barfined her along with a veteran lady, and off we went to my condo for drinks.

Eventually we got down to business, and the older lady taught her what to do, holding her legs up while I pounded her.

Apparently she has been very busy since day 1.

[EverythingThai]

I live in Bangkok but visit Pattaya about every 6 weeks for a few days. I last visited the week after the fireworks festival. We Generally visit Kinnarre once a visit. After leaving Kinnarre on a Saturday we decided to walk over to Catflaps to check it out for the first time. The bar was nice enough but the selection of girls was the worst I've ever seen at any of the Pattaya gentlemens clubs.

At EverythingThai is this bar very hit or miss, or is the selection always this poor on Saturdays?

Sometimes the selection is great and other times it's not so great. Sounds like you went after a fe were bar fined. There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.

[Houston Player]

Club Fate, Maggie Mays, Kineree, and Cat Flaps are excellent. Buzzing Lounge has its moments.

I live in Bangkok but visit Pattaya about every 6 weeks for a few days. I last visited the week after the fireworks festival. We Generally visit Kinnarre once a visit. After leaving Kinnarre on a Saturday we decided to walk over to Catflaps to check it out for the first time. The bar was nice enough but the selection of girls was the worst I've ever seen at any of the Pattaya gentlemens clubs.

At EverythingThai is this bar very hit or miss, or is the selection always this poor on Saturdays?

[EverythingThai]

I put together a List and Map.

I know some places are closed or wrong, so please let Us know, so I can fix them.
I used some old posts and I thanks you guys for your help.

Pattaya, Thailand

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...691450328&z=14

Gentleman Clubs:

http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/secret-...tlemens-clubs/.

Way out of date now. Since you have no posted in a while, would you mind if I took this vlog over? This is one topic I love and I frequent these clubs on a regular basis in Pattaya. Would admin object?

[EverythingThai]

I will be in Pattaya again next month and I want to try a typical gentleman club this time (I tried Excite Club and the Full Love Inn clubs, but never the ones where you have to ring).

I found this great post of World Travel 69 from 2017 and I guess, some of the clubs have closed meanwhile and maybe new ones opened.

Which ones are the most popular now? Is Heaven Club still open?

I have read before that prices are like Soi 6. Is this still the case?

Club Fate, Maggie Mays, Kineree, and Cat Flaps are excellent. Buzzing Lounge has its moments.