Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[SubCmdr]

I gave Kings Club another try. Very happy I did. My principle of picking the girls that choose me worked well there.

The Set UpBought a drink; was approached; she started to kiss me and I felt up her ass; she grabbed my BBD and was impressed as her kissing me was already stimulating me; I went up under here skirt to find a wet pussy without panties. She asked what I wanted. I told her wanted here to suck my dick. She was like is that all I want to boom boom you. I asked the difference in price and said lets get a room. She wanted a drink and I agreed. She ordered the VIP Room for us. Grabbed our drinks and up to the room we went.

The Main Event

Kissing; she grabbed towels for us. Off to the bathroom for shower. Shower as foreplay and small talk. Back to the rooms BBBJ that was good; Standing next to the bed with her sitting on it. Then she want me lay down. Started out sucking from the side then moved into the 69 position. She was enjoying that and the sucking got a whole lot better. But I cannot focus on my pleasure in that position so she moved back into sucking on the side on her own.

Time to fuck: She wanted condom; Who cares I just like to fuck. Got some missionary in. Needed a rest and told her to touch me and she took the condom off and started working me with her hand; properly stimulated I asked for another condom and she just grabbed me and put me in. Missionary legs up and legs down. Doggie Style and she had a nice ass that I was slapping and pounding. She started getting vocal. A sign she was enjoying it or or my BBD penetrating her deeply and bumping her cervix. Grabbed that hair and pulled it and even pulled her arms back in that classic face down ass up position.

Back into missionary legs up; then switch to missionary straddle position. This is my goto position when it is time to come. It works well for the girls because my BBD rubs the clit in such a way to give them a pleasurable situation. This girl really enjoyed this as she announced see was going to cum, then gave me physical and verbal proof. It was not simultaneous but it was sequential.

Best part is she actually wanted to lay around me and gave me some serious pillow talk about her life and pervious relationships and how she prefers "my type".

Costs

Lady Drink: 150 THB; Soft drinks: 50 THB; Beer: 70 THB.

VIP Room: 450 THB; Regular room: 350 THB.

Girl: 800 THB; Oral Sex: Boom Boom: 1000 THB (don't quote me on this she might have given me a lower price because she wanted to "boom boom me" her words).

Epilogue

They are open from 1300 - 0000. But I arrived early and was greeted, some girls were still getting ready doing their hair, make up and eating. I would say about half the staff is boom boomable. The atmosphere in the place is completely different from when I made my first visit. I was greeted with a coordinated chorus of ladies with a welcome message. I was approached as soon as I received my drink. The girl got me a refreshing towel and toweled me off. The girl I choose was the consummate hostess. She hung up my clothes as I took them off. She washed me while I was in the shower. She was squeaky clean. The place my shoes at my feet when I was preparing to leave the room. She then came down the stairs with me. I went back over to my table. I paid my bill and she made sure I left a tip for the bartender. I liked that. Looking out for each other. Sign of a good human being. She then escorted me out of the club and I was again given a coordinated chorus of ladies telling goodbye and inviting me to come back. I will. For me it was a most striking contrast from my first visit I really have no idea why that first visit happen. I am in that area often and I am going to make it a regular afternoon stop.

Personal Commentary unrelated to my visit to Kings Club

I feel sorry for young guys. I still have access to 20 year olds because I have money. A young guy needs to develop his game so he can be a PUA. But Young men cannot make the mistake of understanding how important is is to earn, save and invest early and allow their money to compound of the years. It is a lot easier to live without money when you are young that when you are old.

I do not have not problem doing "charity work" with older girls. These girls know how to fuck and a 40 year old for me is still 20 years younger. A twenty year old is 40 years younger than I am. In my mind that is just crazy. 40 years!.

[SubCmdr]

How have I missed this place? I walk in this area often and it's been open since at least February, 2020. Surely the word "BUFFET" in big capital letters would have caught my eye. I'll pop in when in town again.

I need to drop back in and see if my visit was just an anomaly.

[Banana Boi]

Kings Club (It is on google maps).

First trip to this place. Well gentlemen this is the first time I have ever had a bad experience.

How have I missed this place? I walk in this area often and it's been open since at least February, 2020. Surely the word "BUFFET" in big capital letters would have caught my eye. I'll pop in when in town again.

[SubCmdr]

For my last two days in Pattaya I decided to go all out in exploring the Gentleman's Clubs. On a Friday morning I sought out Babylon Club on Soi Bong Koch, to find that it was the other Babylon that opened before noon. So I went a couple of minutes walk around the corner to the strip of GCs on Bong Koch 8. Some were open here in the 11:00 hour. At Purple I wasn't discerning enough and sat quickly with a slim slightly older and plain-ish lady and bought her a drink for her time and her willingness to feel me and let me feel hers, but I wanted to keep my powder dry for more appealing targets. I had the opposite problem at Amsterdam a couple of doors down, where the one available girl of the two there was rather cute, but though friendly (wiping my face with a cold towel on entry), even when I bought her a drink she acted like we were at a Sunday School picnic, resisting any hands-on exploration. It was just as well that this prudish encounter did not lead anywhere, since as we were sitting at a table the power on the whole block went out, leaving the place stifling, and any physical activity in an uncooled room on this scorcher of a day would not have been viable.

The OP offers coverage of numerous Gentleman's Clubs in Pattaya over a three post series. If you you are interested in Gentleman's Clubs take a look at these posts. Feel free to add to the library of knowledge.

[SubCmdr]

Get your hands up! Step away from your keyboards. This is a mother fucking thread jack!

Windmill

I think the girls in this place are fucking hot! If you ask me what are my favorite Agogos I would tell you Windmill and Kink. Now, I'll also tell you that I go with girls Beach Road and that there are guys who say they wouldn't fuck a girl on Beach Road if they could use someone else's dick and fuck for free. To each their own. So, be it. It is all good. I like raunchy.

I like them: "Savage, Classy, bougie, ratchet, Sassy, moody, nasty" LOL!

The last time I was in Windmill, momason remembered me. Because I roll with a two bottle buying friend and when I with him I spend all the money I have in my pocket on lady drinks. When I run out of money or get so drunk I can't function anymore. They send me out the door with a 20 baht note so I can catch the Baht bus back to my hotel room. While they continue the party. It is hell getting old.

I buy mamason a drink and she sits me down right at the end of center stage next the two girls that are doing the lez show. I just LOVE that raunchy ass shit! One of the girls doing the show pushes my buttons with a tremendous amount of eye contact and attention. Next thing you know, I am sprung on the cat!

I get the attention of mamason. Get this girl a drink. Drink arrives and of course she wants me to buy her stage show partner a drink. I'm like no. Just for you. That's when they kick the stage show up entirely different level. That gets me to break out the stack of 20 TBH notes and now I am making it fucking rain. I have completely monopolized the attention of these two girls and I'm touching at will and you know the deal up in Windmill. I am getting mean mugged by the other lame as mother fuckers next to the stage at this point. But hey it's my party and they could get the same thing if they just loosen up on their wallets a bit. Maybe they are happy to watch live soft porn up close and personal instead of beating off in their rooms.

Show is over and the girl comes down and sit at the table with me to finish up her drink. She immediately apologies and tells me that momason has promised her to another client but she likes me better. She takes her time downing her drink. We share a good bye kiss. She tells me that if he does not take me she will come back. Whoa, shit, fuck, oh!

Well I could consider the money wasted. Who gives a fuck? I had a tremendous experiences and all I had to give up was some worthless, paper, fiat, currency. Who needs that shit So I roll out slightly irritated that the girl I find to be the hottest girl in the club is not available even at the outrageous prices agogo charge for you to take the pussy life support system out of the club so you can fuck the pussy. My understanding is that there are blow job booths inside the club, but I have never followed up on that action. So, while she is hanging out to with the customer that mamason has chosen for her.

I'm headed out the door. She makes eyes at me and winks as I pass her to leave. I have to come back and look for her. But the spell is broken now. My dick waits for no pussy. I'm out the door. Making the left and headed towards Walking Street. I'm texting my favorite Beach Road girl. Hey Princess, you available? "Yeah" she says. I ask: "where are you standing? She tells me palm tree 11. I tell her: "I am on my way for you, don't move".

I fall in lust every time I go into Windmill. Each and every time I get my heart broken because "those hos ain't loyal". Oh, they give you much love on stage but they will leave you for a another customer with deeper pockets in a minute. LOL! But I keep hope alive despite my failures that someday I will get inside some agogo pussy to see if it really feels different. That is what I really enjoy about Pattaya is endless options. Get upset because some Japanese guy got dibs on my chosen pussy life support system for the night before I did? Oh hell the fuck no! Not The Cmdr's style.

Just an aside

I just don't know what is up with Japanese and Korean guys. I find the girls in both of those countries to be gorgeous. Way more attractive than the average Thai girls. Of course my beauty standards are different because I am not impressed by the bright white skin color "toothpaste" models on TV that everyone else around here loses their shit over. LOL! All I can figure is they are looking for cheap pussy on a relative scale based on their own countries also.

I shall now wait to here the cacophony of discordant songs from the price and appearance crew to talk their shit about the choices I make with my money and my dick

Subcmdr: Chief of the Boat, rig for dive; make your depth 50; Chief of the Boat: rig for dive; make my depth 50; aye Cmdr.

[SubCmdr]

Pro tip - If you pick up a girl from a bar like Kinnaree that closes before 6 pm, you get the girl LT from 6 pm until the next morning or even afternoon if she's just staying with you til she heads back to work at Kinnaree at 2 pm. No need to pay a barfine either since she's off work. Just pay the girl what you think is fair. I used to pay 2500 LT which is likely overpaying but for the numbers of hours I get I think it's worth it. Caveat Emptor. I haven't done this since pre COVID so I have no idea how much a current Kinnaree girl asks for LT.

Thanks for the tip! You are a fountain of knowledge. You have forgotten more about Pattaya than I have learned.

I don't do long time. I just do not like spending that much time with a stranger or sleeping all night in the bed with them. Takes a special chemistry for me. I have long time girl. We share that chemistry. Have not found it with any other girl in Pattaya. I am not a fan of hotels. During the majority of my working career I spent 1 to 3 weeks on the road. I like a session in-between ST and LT. I like to refer to it as MT. 3 - 4 hours 2 shots. I have been with a girl from Kinnaree on her off time and it was a very high quality experience.

Kinnaree

Below you will find a old report.

The Set Up:

The first girl I ever fucked in Pattaya was there. It was my first full day in Pattaya. 1500 was the agreement for her; 300 for the room; 1100 Bar Bill.

The Experience:

Ho Experience "he": Straight Fucking / No kissin; Sucked me dick was good at it. Rode, more sucking, missionary, more sucking, doggy. Told her I was going to cum, she said wait a second I'm going to cum with you. She did and her orgasmic contractions set me over the top. I went deep and flooded the zone. Yes, gentlemen. BBFSCIP with my (you know what) finishing all up in her. Nothing special, just the facts..

She told me afterwards she was really horny and and I turned her on so much. We exchanged lines and she told me she wanted see me again in my room. She asked where I was staying (View Talay 6) at the time. She asked me how I was going to get back. I told her I would just take a taxi. She told me not to do that that she would call a Bolt for me. She did and told me I needed to down load the app. She waited with me until the Bolt arrived. We hugged and I was off. You always remember you first one.

But that's not all

Couple of nights later she came over to my room. We talked about longer term possibilities. She wanted someone to take care of her. The offer was, she would fuck me all I wanted, I could fuck whomever I wanted, she would only see me, just pay all her bills. Very early in my visit and I was like whoa, I'll consider it.

Hit the bed and still straight fucking and sucking without kissing but more intense. We were in missionary and I was kissing on her neck. She told me I was being romantic and that it was turning her on. After some really hard pounding with my (you know what) she announced that she was coming and I felt those contractions going on my dick. She was like I got mine anytime you want baby. I did not disappoint. Flooded the zone again. Touchdown!

Pillow Talk:

Things started to get a little intense as she told me she wanted a baby with my eyes and skin color. She was ready to give one to me. She asked if I cared if it was boy or girl? I told her it did not matter but I'm sure a girl will be just a beautiful as she is. She told me a boy would be just as handsome as I am. We actually kissed that that point and things started warming up again. She was like, oh you want to go a second round, I was like yes.

Second Round:

She started sucking and then she started riding me like she was possessed. This went on for a while and I was very surprised because I am not a big fan of cowgirl because most girls cannot ride a dick worth a damn. But she could and she did. I announced I was going to come and she went HAM on my (you know what) blew my splooge all up in her a second time. As she climbed off dripping me out of her she said I beat you, I finished twice.

Epilogue:

We she hit the shower and came back and got dressed. I got her money for her and started to hand it to her. I had 1500 in my hand and she said can I get 2000 from you sweetie. I told her of course and gave her 2100. She asked what the extra 100 was for and I told her it was for here taxi.

Her schedule and mine unfortunately have not allowed us to meet again. We keep in touch. Hopefully that will change soon.

[SubCmdr]

I file reports when I have dead time when I am working on project. I don't see a purpose in announcing where I plan to go and then not reporting on it afterwards. I just go and report on it afterwards. Like my latest report about the Kings Club. I cannot file a report on Club Fate because I have never been there. But it is on my list. So many gentleman's clubs so little time.

I have not filed a detailed report on Viper and KitCat Lounge Club. I have not filed a detailed report on Viper because there was nothing to report. Was not really feeling the place. Although I can see the appeal that it would have to a certain type of Farang that finds themselves in Jomtien all the time or on occasion.

KitCat Lounge Club is in my wheel house. I don't have time to file a detailed report ATM. But all my visits and experiences there have been positive.

Viper an Agogo in Jomtien falls into that category. They charge 1500 bar fine; 800 for short time room; 3000 short time; 5000 long time. Maybe one or two girls qualified for that price range in my book. But I have never written a description of the activity that disparaged those who make the choice to accept those prices and take those girls.

What I can tell you is that I can walk right across the street to the GC next to the Jomtien Beach Pool House called the KitCat Lounge Club purchase the Champagne Room package that includes the girl of my choice for 1500 THB. Do I find the girls in Viper to be twice as attractive as the girls in the KitCat Lounge Club club?

I find the ambiance of the KitCat Lounge Club appeals to me more. I am greeted and treated quite well by the girls and at least half of them I find attractive. The next guy might not like the place at all. They may prefer to pull a girl out of Viper. But I have nothing negative to say about that or the girls in either place.

It has been inferred that I am a troll and have nothing better to do. My time is much more important than to spend it trolling.

I come in peace to the Kingdom of Thailand and to enjoy the many things Pattaya has to offer. I share information on having sex with girls and I do not speak about a subject unless I know something about it. There are those who get me in their mind and cannot get me out it. I am used to that when it comes to girls but to see that kind of behavior in me it so unbecoming. Oh well, those who do not like my writing can always put me on ignore. That way my corse and down to earth writing will not ruffle the feathers of their personalities that are softer than a marshmallow.

[SubCmdr]

Kings Club (It is on google maps).

First trip to this place. Well gentlemen this is the first time I have ever had a bad experience. Entered the club and to my right was a room enclosed with wooden lattice with kneeling on the floor sucking the dick of a guy sitting on the couch. From the back (all I could see) she looked attractive.

A fat ugly girl came over to sit me down. Then left. The bartender who looked like Tomboy came over to take my drink. I ordered and she brought my drink. I sat there for 5 or 10 minutes. The girls were congregated at the end of the club next to the bar sitting a table on the cellular phones and talking to each other. Well damn. These girls must no be interested in money at all. After what seemed like an eternity a tall unattractive girl came over to me and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted what the guy over in the wooden lattice enclosed room is getting. She said: "Blowjob" I said yes. She said 1500 THB. I said is that for everything with a room upstairs. She said yes. I told her I only wanted a blowjob not Short Time. She seemed not too understand. At which point I was laughing to myself. So, I told her to grab someone who spoke better English and bring them over to translate. Then she said 800. I was like in the room next to us our up stairs? She gave me another shoulder shrug.

My body language was saying: "I'm out of here". Because the bartender walked up to me and said: "Are you leaving". I said: "Yes". She asked: "Why are you leaving?" I told her everything was good. I just got an important message on my phone and I have attend to it. Smiled and paid my bar bill. Rolled out.

Motherfucker!

I have never been a gentleman clubs or a bar in Pattaya where I have not been approached nor just received a bad vibe from the joint (with one excepting that actually worked out quite well because of the girl not the place. But that was the deal in this place. Maybe they were just having a bad customer service day. Or all the girls were just tired of sucking dick. No girls coming up to me. Failure to communicate on a most basic level. No explanation of the prices. That was the third strike.

I cannot even tell you how the girls in the joint really looked. There about 8 as I remember and they were all wearing black dresses. I visited in the afternoon it was about 1400. I order a water (because was hot during the walk) over and it was a tiny bottle not even 500 ML. Get the fuck.

I will not write the place off. Maybe I just caught it at a bad time. Or my energy was off or both. I am not going to give my opinion of what I really thought was going on until my second visit that will give me an opportunity to have my initial impression of the place proven or disproven. I am not discouraging anyone from going. It just was not my time during that visit.

Hey mother fuckers, this is how you write a report!

Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke - Dead Wrong Notorious B.I.G.

[SubCmdr]

Your work belongs to stand out instead of getting lost in the bullshit proffered in the Pattaya Reports as information. Thanks again!

I'm just here to write about my own experiences and to pass answers to questions that I asked myself recently, and that I feel can be helpful to others. I won't be posting detailed stream-of-consciousness what-I-did-today stories, I'll try to extract and group information together by subject, so it's more of a compendium of sorts, or just random short recommendations. For people like me.

So today is about Pattaya's gogos. I was curious what the differences are and why I should go to venue X vs venue Z. I mentioned liking Kink and having been a fan of Windmill, but what about all the rest? I focused on LK and the wider Buakhao area, as opposed to Walking Street, which is known for now being a focal point for families on holidays, men who have never been to gogos etc. Although to be fair, the ones in WS are so numerous, they can't all be just tourist attractions!

Throughout a week or so, at around 9:30 PM (sometimes slightly later), I would visit one or two gogos to start the evening, drink a beer, perhaps buy a lady drink, have a little chat and move on. So it was rare I would ask about stuff like barfining, I was interested chiefly in the entertainment. I visited: Kink, Sugar Sugar, Dolls LK, Las Vegas, Paradise, Crystal Club, and Fever in LK; Red Hot & Blue and Stunners in Buakhao; Playgirlz and Heaven Above in Boomerang and Windmill in WS. I also visited Pinup previous time around and. Katoeys Are Us, out of curiosity.

My general conclusion is that non of these clubs are bad, I would claim the differences with few exceptions, are mainly about how fully dressed the women are (all full bikini; all full bikini with 1 dancer topless. Which was the case in Crystal Club I believe; all topless), how much pressure the staff puts on you to buy drinks, and how open to having a laugh the girls are. But that might depend on your luck, time of the day etc. - you definitely want to consider coming back later if the place is empty. Feel free to do a self-guided gogo crawl, it's probably the simplest method.

So what are the exceptions, outliers and funny visits?

Kink. Obviously!

Stunners. This is my new catch. It's a very small (narrow) gogo, and located pretty far from LK, separate from all the other venues. It's essentially "the local gogo", just like you have your local shop, your local library and your local pub. The customers are in large majority living locally (mainly farang), the atmosphere is light and unofficial, the girls are chatting even when on stage, but it's in a good way, the customer doesn't feel left out. It's a low-stress atmosphere. The mamasan sat next to me and started talking, which at first made me wary, but turned out she just really wanted to know what I'd like. I didn't really tell her, but the first girl to approach me seemed pretty good looking, but most of all extremely friendly, so I bought her a drink. It was fun, so when she offered for a friend of her's to join, I agreed. The girls were very easy going, eager to please and easy to joke with, and I found ways of making the first one burst out laughing consistently absolutely every single time, at wish. What can I say, that was a lot of fun! The funniest part was when they looked at my drinks' bill (reasonable.) and they were alarmed. But that just tells you what type of customers they have.

Windmill. Two years ago I loved it even more than Kink. The girls were perhaps not as good-looking as in Kink, but they were wilder and more enthusiastic. Some would look at me as if they're just going to rape me there and then! This time around, a bit confused by the changes and the 2 Windmills, I entered the new Windmill on the left, were I was shoved (gently, but still) by staff to a table on the ground floor, before I could even look around. I got high-pressure drink requests, but there wasn't much happening, not as much as in Kink anyway. Well, I drunk up my own beer, payed and left. 
 A few days later I rolled by, this time I avoided the crowded staff in front of the "new" Windmill on the left and pointed straight to the "old" Windmill. They got the message. Anyway, I went in, and straight upstairs. There were 8 girls who forgot to put on their underwear standing on the main stage, and 2-3 more girls sitting naked in an extension of the stage. Customers close to the stage were mainly 60-year old local expat regulars, all drinking their draft beers, just 1 or 2 buying LDs, but all pretty happy. I bought an LD, got a lap dance and some touching, it was quite OK, but Kink still wins for me. At least this time around. But if you stay closer to Walking Street, might be worth a try.

Sugar Sugar. Mentioned in a previous post.

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.

Red Hot & Blue. Gogo / GC hybrid, or that's how they market themselves. It was pretty empty, I was the 3rd or 4th customer. There was one guy, perhaps Indian, who did not abandon eye contact with his phone even for a second for a good 15 minutes, and looked very sad. A roughly 55-year old white man was playing Connect-4 with a lady (in a gogo! And I think there was an Asian customer just sitting with a beer. Three ladies were prancing on a mini-stage, no eye contact with anybody. Actually, I was having a good time and giggling, because it felt a bit like a scene in a movie. Hoping to lighten up the mood, I started prancing myself, the 3 girls eventually caught on, synched with me and smiled. Even the Indian dude took eyes off his phone and started laughing, clapping and waving his arms. Yuppie! I sat down with a smile. The waitress ran up to me and asked: 3 lady drinks for the ladies? Well, no. I answered. - Oh! - answered the waitress and ladies, and they all immediately left to smoke cigarettes outside. It was still a memorable and fun visit, but not for the reasons I'd imagined. Might be more conventional fun when crowded.

Heaven Above. Supposedly a gogo / GC hybrid. Some of the girls are stunners as per reputation, yes, but most are pretty average IMHO, and I noticed one that I would rate as a 3. The girls mostly dance on the table (well, they bend their legs), which I've been told is a wonder for leg lovers, but not for me. The girls are pretty insistent about drinks. It's worth noting, that this club does have its wild enthusiasts. I'm not quite sure where that comes from, I did not notice any giggles, shenanigans, or enthusiastic conversations, mostly topless women sitting next to men and sipping on their drinks. But ah well, whatever rocks your boat! I bought a drink for one young girl, but all she did was sit next to me, nod her head and sometimes smile awkwardly, with very little conversation despite some level of English. I wasn't very happy, but indeed I should have tested the water more: my bad! So I tried switching to an older lady who kept catching eye contact with me and smiling and smiling. But somehow her enthusiasm subsided, and then she misunderstood my lady drink orders. Nothing terrible, but all together that was a bit of a mood killer. Of course I could have sorted it out with the boss, but I just felt like moving on to the next place.

Katoeys Are Us. I went there 2 years ago or so, it's a ladyboy gogo. Yes, I went there on purpose, although I have (nor had) any sexual interest in ladyboys. I don't know how things have changed since then, but if they haven't changed too much, I'd recommend a visit if you're a tourist! Just be nice, and absolutely never laugh in their faces. That's universal advice for interaction with anyone, but I just have to mention it. So preferably, go there before drinking and not drunk. The performers were very nice, no pressure whatsoever, and it was all interesting, a one-time experience that satisfied my curiosity. I even bought a LD (or LBD) for some conversation. It was quite the opposite experience of what you might think passing by certain spots in the Buakhao area. Anyone who's been to Central Pattaya must know what I'm talking about.

Pinup. Also visited 2 years ago out of curiosity, but I hear from other forums that little has changed. It's mainly a pickup spot for the hottest and most pricey stunners, visited mostly by Asian customers. It's worth buying a beer and spending 20 or 30 minutes just looking at the scene, even if you don't plan to "buy".

[SubCmdr]

I saw something related to Maggie Mays a couple of nights ago that made me crack up laughing. The girls there wear these colorful robes when they are inside and outside the club. Two of the Maggie Mays girls had walked up to 7-11 and were sitting outside having a smoke, drink and talking to each other. They still had their colorful robes and heels on. I had not seen them before and they were actually pretty attractive outside the club. I was thinking I have to make a return visit and look for them.

Those girls are there for a reason. No lady wants to stand on the street for all to see. They would rather be in a bar or work freelance. It is more discreet for them.

The part that made me crack up laughing is that I read that someone had written that girls don't want to work on Beach Road because it is not discreet. I'm walking past these two girls and I'm thinking "what was that mother fucker talking about? Does he even live in Pattaya"? Nothing like about sitting outside 7-11 in robes and heels says: "I am being discreet" like that does.

Undercover prostitutes. Prostitutes want to be discreet. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit! Maybe only the ones that "some who can afford them because they have higher budgets" that like to risk alcohol poisoning by drinking 40 LDs with a client and then being so insanely drunk she is willing lick his ass, take it bare up hers and does ass to mouth to finish him off with a cum swallow. Shower, brush her teeth, mouthwash, next!

LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Maggie Mays (Jomtien)

Faculty is very wide but very deep with an upstairs for where the rooms are. The keep a the place so dark that the girl that invited me did not even see me. I had to send her a WhatsApp message to find her. She was sitting with eyeshot of each other but we could not see each other it was so dark. That is one of my problems with the place. Tough to do an assailment and pick a girl with it so dark. The other think is is like an ice cooler up in that mother fucker. I'm talking seeing your breath when you breathe out cold. Full disclosure, infrastructure is my pet peeve. Another aspect of the room that was strange to me was a big industrial size clock like the kind that use to be in the offices I worked in. Was interesting.

Ok, so the girl that invited me comes over and sits with me. Little older nor with the body type but you know me I'm just going with it. Drinks, small talk, touchy feely and its off to the room. Pay for the room first and I settle my entire bill. Upstairs to the room. Drop our stuff and already I am not liking what I am seeing. The floor I am on there are two rooms with the bathroom down the hall from the room. Strike one! Then I notice in our room the owners were such cheap mother fuckers that they build the divider between the rooms so that the vents from the air conditioner can cool both rooms. Mother fucker! Strike 2.

We drop our clothes wrap in our towels and head down the hall to the bathroom. It is not even a proper bathroom. It is one of those wet bathrooms. Mother fucker! Strike 3. But it serves its purpose. Showering together is one of my favorite things do with the girl I have chosen to be my prostitute of the moment. Finish up the joint shower dry off and head back to the room.

Back in the room we are in our towels and she gets out her cell phone. Now we have been speaking to each other in English the entire time without a problem so I am trying to figure out what it us. She is using her Google Translate and it says that for both of our protection we should use a condom. Interesting, she understood the conversation I had with her in WhatsApp perfectly. Let us just say that was not the agreement. I was simply not going to press the issue but I had plans to get my monies worth in this new situation.

After she got me nice and hard with some dick sucking that could only be described as average. I put her into doggie and went to town. Five minutes and she asking me to cum. What the fuck? You going to pay for that. So, I elongated the experience. I was talking the sex talk I like, clapping that ass, slapping that ass and pulling that hair. After pounding on her nonstop for 15 minutes she tapped out (yes I was watching the clock). She wanted a little break so I gave her a minute rest period and put her into missionary legs up. Started pounding at the pace and depth that worked for me. The faces and noises she was making caused me to ask her a couple of times if she was ok. I kept that up for an about 10 minutes until I really starting feeling it and decided to blow splooge in the bag.

She gave me an expression of exasperation and it was off to the showers (together again). Total elapses time of the deed was 30 minutes. Easy work for her in my book.

We are back and getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed she was like "you fucked me for a long time". I said "really". She was like "yes". I was like how long does your average customer fuck you. She said 'five minutes". She said "I've had a boyfriends that lasted 10 minutes". I am thinking to myself fuck, you are not that hot and other than fact that you can take some dick that pussy is not all that good. In doggy style good visuals, but she started asking me to cum after 5 minutes. I just ignore that shit cause I cut my teeth on "leche poppy" in the Dominican Republic. You got to have some really good pussy to make me loose ejaculatory control (one advantage of getting older).

We went back downstairs and had another drink together or maybe we just sat together for a while. She wanted to look for another customer and I wanted to leave so we parted ways. Would I return? I probably would. I would pick someone else. But I cannot even say that the experience was bad other than she changed things up in the room and that was not cool. So cannot repeat with her. I do not remember the price of my drink or the LDs. 400 for the room (a straight jack) 1000 for her (average).

[SubCmdr]

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.

It will be interesting to hear what our newly self crowned expert on Beach Road has to say about the place. From your description sound like it is his spot. No doubt!

I'm going to Playgirlz now.

[EverythingThai]

It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.

All the ladies are there at 1 pm with bells on. The reason is they have to follow the operating hours as they are on 10 day contracts. In Kinnaree, most of the girls are freelancers and don't have to follow the hours. They come and go as they please. Kinnaree opens at noon by the way and I have seen most ladies are there by 1 pm and gone by 4-5 pm. Back home to meet their Thai boyfriends or husbands who finish work. Yes, most of the girls at Kinnaree are married to Thais already. By 6 or 7, Kinnaree is a ghost town with very few ladies left.

[Banana Boi]

There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.

It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.

[Sky Ryder]

https://devilsdenthailand.com/

https://www.facebook.com/somjitpoolpong/

That transport option sounds like fun, and some of the ladies are "photo cute", but it appears they are not operational. No contact info. Also FYI the last post to the facebook page is 2019.