Hanoi

[Golds]

I got the impression people don't like tourists that much, they hardly greet when you do first.

They turn away, are not friendly.

[FictionalSpace]

It all depends the quality. I know places in Hanoi you can get sex for 200 k ($8. 20) the girls are gross but it is what it is. There are many blow and go places for $8-12 all over the city. I am an expert here in Hanoi. I speak Vietnamese and I have taken my Viet friends to very out of the way places, they had no idea existed.

Will be in Hanoi soon and would love some intel on blow and go places if you're willing to share. I've always found the landscape in Hanoi much more challenging than HCMC, but I've never been a long term resident so don't have the time to explore widely.

[HanoiMongers]

If you wanted a happy ending a $5 or maybe a $10 tip in US cash dollars was all you needed. Anyone know what it is today?

It all depends the quality. I know places in Hanoi you can get sex for 200 k ($8. 20) the girls are gross but it is what it is. There are many blow and go places for $8-12 all over the city. I am an expert here in Hanoi. I speak Vietnamese and I have taken my Viet friends to very out of the way places, they had no idea existed.

[TConor]

If you wanted a happy ending a $5 or maybe a $10 tip in US cash dollars was all you needed. Anyone know what it is today?

[QCryptic]

I disagree with this statement. Hanoi is way better than HCMC, you just have to know where to go. Hanoi is a gem.

Want to share any info because it seems pretty limited here.

[HanoiMongers]

HCMC is definitely better for sex with 10 x more girls than Hanoi listed on line.

Lots of Hanoi girls move South to HCMC to work. About 2 out of 3 come from the North. I find it much easier to find and book hot girls without baits and switches like in Hanoi.

Besides a lot more on line girls in HCMC, hundreds girls work in bars and massages in Japan town. Traffic is also better in HCMC.

But everything in Vietnam is fucked up compared to Thailand, where everything is nice, clean, easy, relaxed, safe and cheap.

I disagree with this statement. Hanoi is way better than HCMC, you just have to know where to go. Hanoi is a gem.

[Cukuc]

Hello everybody! I was wondering if anybody has ever encountered a barbershop which offers massage and a he and other, extra services in Hanoi? Saw some videos on YouTube and was wondering if the concept is real. If yes, where are such shops found? Anything to report?

[Gaijin Gigolo]

I am planning a trip To Viet Nam next month, I have been to Thailand, Brazil, Mexico, and 3 other South American countries. This is my first time going to Vietnam. I am asking for your advice. Which is the better place for my first time? Your help is appreciated.

Please see the report I just posted in the HCMC thread. Was a ton of fun, but sorry I can't compare that city to Hanoi as I've not visited the north yet.

[Captain Solo]

HCMC is definitely better for sex with 10 x more girls than Hanoi listed on line.

Lots of Hanoi girls move South to HCMC to work. About 2 out of 3 come from the North. I find it much easier to find and book hot girls without baits and switches like in Hanoi.

Besides a lot more on line girls in HCMC, hundreds girls work in bars and massages in Japan town. Traffic is also better in HCMC.

But everything in Vietnam is fucked up compared to Thailand, where everything is nice, clean, easy, relaxed, safe and cheap.

[HotelAl]

I am planning a trip To Viet Nam next month, I have been to Thailand, Brazil, Mexico, and 3 other South American countries. This is my first time going to Vietnam. I am asking for your advice. Which is the better place for my first time? Your help is appreciated.

[Captain Solo]

The girls have to deal with lots of guys just window shop, kick tires, not buy, so they are pretty busy and prefer to be brief and quick.

You can use foreign tel. Girls will figure out the foreigners anyway. Use Translate and ask quick questions in their language:

Are you XXX? Them la XXX?

Where is the hotel? Hotel o dau?

ZZ: ZZ OK? ZZ: ZZ gio OK?

They would quickly give you name, address of the hotel and the time they can meet you.

Get to the hotel. Text them the hotel name and room number and wait in the room. They usually show up in 5 to 10 minutes.

Insist on seeing the girl in the picture since some hot girls are busy and may let their fat, ugly friends take the date.

[QCryptic]

I never had baits and switches in HCMC.

With stupid shenanigans in Hanoi, I will ask girls for video calls before heading out.

Thank you for the reports. Can you give more info about booking? Do you call them just with a regular phone call? Language ability? Also do they tell you where to go or you find your own room and give them the info?

Curious if I would be able to even book anyone with English and a foreign number.

[Aussie Fella]

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Great field reports. Thanks for the effort and the detail.

[Captain Solo]

I never had baits and switches in HCMC.

With stupid shenanigans in Hanoi, I will ask girls for video calls before heading out.

[Captain Solo]

Various sites list Cau Giay with close to 1000 hot girls. I wanted to try Hai Ba Trung district nearer to the hotel, with girls looking nice, slim, pretty, innocent like Quynh Anh in the pic.

HBT dis is about 5 miles South of Old Town, $4 Grab car ride, along the tall dike of Red river. The population used to be dirt poor fishermen but the area has been urbanized with hundreds thousands family restaurants and store fronts selling the same craps nobody buys. I had serious concerns how this country manage to feed the 100-million plus population, not producing anything, only reselling cheap Chinese craps and renting out rooms in fuck motels.

The area is low land with a huge 200-foot wide, dozen miles long drainage canal running through the middle, full of rotten muck like sewage. The motel was grimy bldg in an alley with a large sign showing a leather fuck couch, very suggestive. People just ride their bikes through thin shade, rent ST rooms to fuck hoes. Thousands of fuck motels are everywhere.

Rooms looked old with dingy sheets and towels smelling sweaty. Bathroom was old, run down with mold on walls. This area is like low -class ghetto, compared to new, nice, clean room in Cau Giay. Damn.

Texted Quynh Anh room number, waited a few minutes, she came in an older, crude, chunky country woman in mid 30's, arms and legs bigger than mine hehe, completely different from the sweet young girl in the pics.

I got really pissed off, told her I wanted the hot girl in the pics, I would never fuck someone like her. She argued she looked exactly like the pics, but in real life only about twice as old and twice as thick.

She said she had not been paying Gaito, did not know why they kept listing her. It sounded like stupid bull shit, Gaito alters pics, lists the girls hoping for payment. She wanted moto ride money but I said bullshit to it.

I rode elevator down to the grimy front desk, complained to the guy about old, ugly women using fake pics, had not done anything with her, did not want to pay 100 K room rent. He said he only rented room, had nothing to do with the hoes and I owed money. Shit, wasted my time and money, I was pissed off.

Cau Giay lists close to 800 girls whom I found looking exactly like their pics, nice, clean, pretty, pleasant girls in nice, clean, upscale fuck motels. They seem to be serious and better organized than stupid, ugly old women in the other districts.

Damn. I was pissed off of the shameless baits and switches.