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02-02-24 10:10 #41569
Posts: 70Originally Posted by TooDirty [View Original Post]
Words of wisdom from my mentors If you can't pay then don't play never be the beast of burden.
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02-02-24 10:00 #41568
Posts: 949Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
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02-02-24 06:14 #41567
Posts: 58Agree
Originally Posted by TooDirty [View Original Post]
But we might be old school Mate.
Each to their own.
Lots of very careful posters on this site.
We may be in for a torrid backlash.
But I am 65 and never rip people off..knowingly that is.
As I said.
Each to their own.
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02-02-24 05:30 #41566
Posts: 91Originally Posted by ElMexicant [View Original Post]
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02-02-24 05:19 #41565
Posts: 15998Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
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02-02-24 04:57 #41564
Posts: 47Slim in Pattaya
Originally Posted by MongerUnleash [View Original Post]
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02-02-24 04:19 #41563
Posts: 297Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
1. Go hang out at the entrance behind other guests and pay attention to their room number when they announce it. Call them on your room hotel to their room hotel and tell them you are housekeeping. And ask what time will they check out tomorrow. When they say "we don't, we have XXX days," that's your cue to show up at 6 am next morning and use their room number and eat.
2. Find a resort hotel with patio tables for breakfast. Grab you one of the dirty plates off a table that has been left for clean up. Enter with dirty plates in hand and exchange them on your way to the buffet. Nobody will ask anything. If they do, start talking in some foreign language not named English.
Shit. I've gotten so good at this that I even order poolside drinks and food and bill it to another room. I also use different hotel, resorts, and condo pools and gyms when I am in Pattaya. No need to pay for that type of stuff. Grand Avenue has an excellent gym if you know how to sneak in. Just make sure you tip the staff so they don't suspect anything. This trip my 25 m2 botique serviced apartment is $300 USD a month including utilities. It's located 12 minutes walk to Buakhao behind Festival. If I showed you pictures, then people will find out the location and my secret isn't a secret anymore. Messes up my pricing. I've already shared two hotels for those who are brave who want free food. I'm too much nice.
P.S. : If you want free shots at the GoGo bars, just ask the girls while they hover around their free 2 SangSom bottles allocated to them. I used to tell them I've never tasted it before and batted my eyes at them. And they will give me a couple of shots. Lying goes a long way when you have confidence.
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02-02-24 03:05 #41562
Posts: 78Second Day and Second Night -- reporting
Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
9. Bars on Tree Town night Market. After Soi 6 experience I took a baht-bus to the Walking street, but at that hour it was not yet walking and all clubs and GoGos were closed. Walked around aimlessly where the fear and disappointment only grew: how come I came to the gam of the free life to see an ironic caricature of it? Wondering around and then I came to Tree Town night Market entering from Skaw Beach Hotel. The first thing I noticed that MPs around had many attractive young professionals: no comparison from yesterday. I stopped at one across the hotel and had my all worries of the day evaporate together with 2. 5 K TB -- probably because I was so happy to get real out-of-the-life service I longed for so long, that I did not even try to use my minimum bargaining skills. Massage was 400 TBs and I agreed with the girl on 2,000 TBs and gave her 2,100 with tip (that is why 2,500 all together). My mood improved dramatically. And the further I went, the better it became. It was shy of 6 PM, and in every bar I saw not one, but many attractive women ready to please my eyes and as it turned out latter other organs of my body. I LT one almost immediately and spent splendid evening with her and then the night too. Normal (at least what I thought) LT prices: 500 TBs BF and 3 K LT price. Again, I love LT, have very poor bargaining skills, but finished the day happy. Plus now I know where to look for talent on a low budget I have (low compare to Go-Gos and Clubs spent on drinks, and a good time, etc.) -- I am sure many of you are laughing that there is a idiot (me) who thinks 3 K forLT is a standard rate: reading the forum, many of you got it cheaper, I know.
10. Went to Fitness 7 Gym on Pattaya avenue mall. Equipment is okay, not great. Air-conditioning is okay, not great. No towels, and no locks for the cubbies (had to buy in the next door store for less than 1 USD), and towels I should have brought from hotel: today I will. Overall 350 TB for one day pass provided a decent gym experience. The only serious addition to the price is two one way 120 (each way) bike taxi which became rather pricy as all together 600 TBs.
Today expensive staff: Go-Gos and Clubs.
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02-02-24 01:46 #41561
Posts: 78Thank you for correcting.
Originally Posted by Werqweq [View Original Post]
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02-01-24 23:50 #41560
Posts: 516Thanks for an Excellent Report
Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
Thanks for taking the time to post.
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02-01-24 18:19 #41559
Posts: 5704Originally Posted by ElMexicant [View Original Post]
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02-01-24 17:34 #41558
Posts: 270Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
An extra 100-200 B per hour would be a normal out-call charge for the extra time to go back and forth to your place, but anything more than that means they are trying to take you for a sucker.
And please, it's THB, not $. At least I hope it is.
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02-01-24 11:41 #41557
Posts: 3405Originally Posted by BananaBoi [View Original Post]
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02-01-24 11:17 #41556
Posts: 297Originally Posted by YuriB [View Original Post]
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02-01-24 06:08 #41555
Posts: 78First day and Night
Continue from http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...t of this trip.
6. Hotels. All hotels I booked via agoda.com. So I booked March Hotel for $29.95 for 4 nights ($131.32 with taxes), but just before the departure from US I realized that as I am coming to BKK just after midnight I should have reserved one night before (as the check in is at 2 PM). March did not have any availability, so I reserved the closest I found Centara Pattaya Hotel and booked it for $64.75 including taxes. At Centara Pattaya Hotel's room was amazing (suite with living area and a bedroom) + the breakfast buffet was the best I ever had: 5 stations with everything! I asked departing if I can come just for the breakfast not being their guest. And the answer was yes, I can, just pay 240 TBs pp. The only problem I had was absolutely horrific view from the windows. But I was missing the buffet when I checked in into March Hotel. Well: no breakfast, but amazing view at the city (I am on the upper floor) -- now I am really happy: food I can get in many different places, but the view is great. Plus in March (and connected May hotel), there is a entrance in case you do not want to register your guest / guests (I always prefer to register my guests, but if you do not, you can consider that loophole).
7. Massage Parlors (I am only talking about "special" massages). When I came to Pattaya some years ago, I got a big luck with massage parlors girls. So I investigated yesterday. Horrible seen: women in their late 30's-40 -- completely not doable on my taste. The only one I consider doable was on Buakhao intersecting Pattayaasaisong, on the right hand side facing walking st. (general direction) and keeping beach road on your right (women in their early 20's). But, they do BJ, HJ, and NO boom-boom. If you like a girl, then the only option is to do outcall ($1500 BF + 3 K to the girl for 2 hours) -- not in my budget. So I talked to the girl I liked and found out that they have 2 shifts. Her shift was over at 6, and she visited me after. A very good experience, but 3 K for 2 hours still not worth repeating to me.
Today for me: soi 6, walking st. But first Gym. It is going to be either International Gym on 3rd st or I intend to try Fitness 7 on Pattaya Avenue.
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