Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[WintersLight]

Just returned from a week each in Bangkok and Phnom Penh (you can find my earlier summaries in the Bangkok Reports and Phnom Penh forums if interested). Will focus on massage parlor experiences here, but first off thanks to all those who have contributed to these forums and shared their knowledge. Some of what I'll write will be for newbies like me, though, just to help set up the scene.

I started off around 9 pm for a big, long (very long) walk-around to see the scene along all the massage parlors, from the Snow White alleyway grouping on Soi 24/1 to Mango / Addict area on Soi 24 and Dream Heaven / Don Quixote around Soi 26, up to the classier seeming Soi 33 cluster of Daisy Dream / Dozo and back down to the HoneyBee group on Soi 22. You can visit all of these in about an hour-90 mins if you're heading down from Nana Plaza area, or you can take the train to Phrom Phong and walk from there, as they're all close to that stop. I repeated this walk-around two other nights as well at different times (7 pm, 9 pm, midnight); it was a good way to see what was out there, and to get the blood flowing at least. This was my first time in Bangkok and I didn't know what to expect, and was thinking a lot of the streets would have the Soi Cowboy / Nana Plaza level of crowds and craziness, but its nothing like that at all; Soi 24/1 or the Honeybee group are in smaller alleyways where it's nearly all massage parlors and girls calling out to customers, but the ones on the Soi's on the north side of Sukhumvit Rd are all mixed in with restaurants, regular shops, etc. Punters are definitely walking by, but there's also regular folks doing their thing too. A lot of the parlors are also tucked away in tinier alleyways, so you can hop in away from the main pedestrian flow.

Some of them have women out front calling for your attention (the 24/1 group especially), others have women out front just staring blankly at their phones (Hello, Daisy Dream), and the more low-key, classier ones don't even have anyone out front at all. I didn't see anyone amazing, most of the women looked over 30 and had had a lot of work done on their faces and breasts, though a few did catch my eye. At around 9 pm-10 pm on a Thursday night, there wasn't a whole lot of other customers walking around either, so it was kind of surprising that some of the women didn't even acknowledge me. Maybe they were looking for Japanese customers instead (I'm Caucasian, late 40's, decent shape and not big in terms of either weight or a muscle-bro, dressed well enough), or maybe they didn't think I was a potential customer, as there are a lot of restaurants / bars around too.

After reading reviews online, I had been thinking about trying either Daisy Dream or 102 Massage, but as I mentioned the 5-6 women out front in both places didn't even look up from their phones at all when I walked by twice, LOL, so I took that as a sign. (They didn't notice other guys either, weirdly). So I looped back down to Soi 22 and over to Cherry Massage and then Ola Ola, which are next to one another at the end of an alleyway; both sets of girls called out for me, but the ones at Cherry seemed a bit older, and the mama-san / manager of Ola Ola was friendly, so I went into Ola Ola for my first nuru experience.

Mama-san immediately sat me down to show me the price list and called over the available girls, about 6 of them. I went for 60 min nuru for 2000 Baht and chose "Archie" (she's on their website still), as I like the short, spinner types with a bit of curves to them. It's hard to tell what part of Archie's face hadn't been rebuilt at some point, alas; she was saddled with a pretty crap nose job (a common problem here with the BKK ladies) and one of those store-bought pointy chins, but her body was great, even with the fake breasts.

Will spare the details, but surprisingly to me the fake breasts actually work out well with nuru, as they provide like extra pressure points running up and down your body, LOL. Archie was chatty and friendly and knew what she was doing, from showering first to the entire nuru experience on the mat, to the full-service action later on the bed and even a really great professional leg massage afterwards. I usually like to give as much as I take (DATY, DFK, etc), but here I just learned to relax and enjoy it. She rode me for like 20 minutes (I think the 60-min walkaround helped my stamina; well, that and the delay spray, LOL) without any complaints or "Hurry up now, honey," and seemed to quite enjoy it at one point, with her eyes rolling into the back of her head and her fake lips curling up. She also wasn't one of those loud fake-moan ladies either, which I appreciated. As I mentioned, after the action was over we cuddled for a minute, then she gave me a really good leg massage. (She then asked if I wanted another round, even though I hadn't paid for it, said it was free for me). After an hour we still weren't ready to go, but she said it was okay; we finished up with about 75 minutes total. We exchanged LINE contacts and that was it, a great first experience.

(All Ola Ola prices and girls can be found on their website).

I won't go into detail on my second experience, as it turned out to be a pretty nice connection that wound up with the girl spending three nights with me at my hotel, but it was from the most unlikeliest of sources: the Soi 24/1 block of Snow White, Can Can, Candy, Love Love, etc, which seems to be one of the more down-market areas, with girls and rooms that are a bit cheaper, for better and worse. I had walked around and remembered one girl really standing out, mainly for not looking over 30 and used up, haha; she also had a hot JAV-schoolgirl vibe helped along by a little maid-like outfit. "She just start work last month! She so shy!" the manager / mama-san said; she also spoke no English, so we communicated with nods and smiles, and headed up to a much more down-market room and shower. I had paid for the nuru option, but it was mainly just some gel she rubbed on my legs before kind of stopping and shrugging, like "Uh, I don't know what to do with this stuff. " Anyway, turned out she was just 20 and in Thailand probably illegally from another country, (which is why I can't name the place, don't want them busted), but it was pretty hot and weirdly intimate sex for a hovel in a Thai alleyway, LOL. We exchanged contacts and she started coming over to my hotel every night after that.

My third experience was on a Friday night before midnight (I had a 6 am flight the next day, so had already said goodbye to the 20-yr-old). I was worried that Friday night at that time wouldn't be great due to all the drunk dudes probably out partying and getting rejected by civvies, and that was the case. I did my long walk around again, went into Kawaii Nuru Massage that I had heard good things about, and the manager-lady there was really nice and quite cute, showed me photos of the girls instead of a lineup, but the girls all looked kind of tall and thin, not quite my style. Plus there were only two available, so I said I'd come back and walked around a bit more, then headed into a place I remembered seeing some cute women in front of earlier, Dream Heaven Massage. (There's two, one on 26, one on 33, and I can't remember which one I visited.) Couple of ladies out front now, none amazing, but I ignored that bad omen too, and still walked in. Mamasan was the gruffest of all the ones I had encountered (another bad sign), looked like I had interrupted her nap or something; she showed me the price list, then beckoned over a few more girls. I went with Nuru for 2200 please, and chose Jenny (she's also on their website), who also wasn't really my type, but none of the others were either. (At this point I just wanted a last hurrah, really).

Jenny was pretty thin and wiry, not a lot of meat on her ones, and also as I found out, she was pretty wired too. Couldn't tell if she was on something, but her cheekbones were maybe a little thinner than they should have been, and she was pretty intense at times. She was definitely more business-oriented, could barely acknowledge interests like kissing or touching (though she did like to talk, a lot, wildly and erratically), but at the same time she was also really good at her work, and amazingly patient too. Having a thin wiry lady slide up and down you for nuru was a bit different than a more curvy girl, but I didn't mind it. Her business demeanor wasn't working well for my own ability to hold an erection though, so at one point during FS I went a bit limp and she pulled me out for one of those jackhammer hurry-up-already handjob attempts. Well, that's that, I thought. But first she gave me a lingal massage, really working along my groin and pelvis, and that woke me back up. Surprisingly, she put another condom on me and we started up again, so I really appreciated that. After a bit of fun with my reawakened member, we washed up, she massaged me some more (another nice and unexpected bonus), and we were out. She even walked me to the entry door afterwards, so overall it was an odd experience of being with someone who was both all-business and seemed to have no time to waste, yet also slowed down and took her time to make sure I got what I wanted. Didn't ask for her contact, though.

Anyway, sorry for long post. Hope this is a helpful snapshot of some of the (hundreds of) spots around BKK. If I ever make it back, I'd love to try out more. I'd return to Ola Ola, but maybe not Dream Massage, though when I left that night there were more, hotter girls available. That area around Soi 33 also looked pretty fun, lots of Japanese restaurants and shops, so I'd try to stay there if I ever return.

[Goatscrot]

Hopefully this is more coherent and useful than the last few posts. Given I don't see much soapy traffic this info is probably only useful to a handful of you.

I've spent more time in soapys in the last 15 years than I'd ever care to admit. Seen some come and go and made friends with mamas and papas all over. I've written before about gentrification screwing up the economic business model (primarily in the Ratchada area) and some very shady agencies on fiwfans taking legit business from soapys.

Well, I'm happy to report that Lalisa has recently opened after being closed down as Copacabana a few years ago. So in one MRT exit (Suttisan) you can hit Maria, Poseidon, and Lalisa. I'd also argue Poseidon is about half way between Suttisan and Hai Kwang so you can check out Emmanuelle and Little Duck if you're not afraid of a walk. Of course there are others but you could hit them all in a couple hours if you just want to window shop.

Be warned they do primarily cater to Thais (slim, white skin enhanced by very cleaver lighting in the fish bowl), they are more expensive than some gogo barfine girl (usually, and some times A LOT more), and about 1/3 have a farang tax which means you'll pay more if you open your mouth and something other than Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Korean comes out.

The majority of soapies are catering to Asian tourists now. The days of groups of Thai dudes hitting the soapies after work are long gone. It's just not acceptable anymore. Most local punters are using fiwfans or the more expensive G Clubs.

[NewGuy2022]

Hopefully this is more coherent and useful than the last few posts. Given I don't see much soapy traffic this info is probably only useful to a handful of you.

I've spent more time in soapys in the last 15 years than I'd ever care to admit. Seen some come and go and made friends with mamas and papas all over. I've written before about gentrification screwing up the economic business model (primarily in the Ratchada area) and some very shady agencies on fiwfans taking legit business from soapys.

Well, I'm happy to report that Lalisa has recently opened after being closed down as Copacabana a few years ago. So in one MRT exit (Suttisan) you can hit Maria, Poseidon, and Lalisa. I'd also argue Poseidon is about half way between Suttisan and Hai Kwang so you can check out Emmanuelle and Little Duck if you're not afraid of a walk. Of course there are others but you could hit them all in a couple hours if you just want to window shop.

Be warned they do primarily cater to Thais (slim, white skin enhanced by very cleaver lighting in the fish bowl), they are more expensive than some gogo barfine girl (usually, and some times A LOT more), and about 1/3 have a farang tax which means you'll pay more if you open your mouth and something other than Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Korean comes out.

It seems last year there was a raid in Lalisa.

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...ugitive-kampol

[TimeToTravel88]

Every Massage Parlor we discuss here will do outcall, call them or send a Line message and they can have whatever provider you want to your doorstep. Or you can get an escort or any other number of options, all basically the same, a girl to your hotel room.

Any good one do you suggest.

[BackInBangkok]

I wrote report about Candy (at Snowwhite) in the Tulip tread by mistake. In case someone want to read about her there (or know how to move the post here).

Candy wanted to cover you for a BJ? At Snow White? Go elsewhere.

[GrapeMan]

Can anyone suggest any good outcall masssage I can use. ?

Every Massage Parlor we discuss here will do outcall, call them or send a Line message and they can have whatever provider you want to your doorstep. Or you can get an escort or any other number of options, all basically the same, a girl to your hotel room.

[Francesco24]

I wrote report about Candy (at Snowwhite) in the Tulip tread by mistake. In case someone want to read about her there (or know how to move the post here).

[TimeToTravel88]

Can anyone suggest any good outcall masssage I can use. ?

[Margaya]

These shops used to have some really good ones back in the 2000's. Wondering if there is some hope of finding good ones who really put in their best effort in pleasing a customer for repeat visits.

And of course I won't mid hearing about any good ones at other massage shops nearby.

[FilthyBeaver]

Hopefully this is more coherent and useful than the last few posts. Given I don't see much soapy traffic this info is probably only useful to a handful of you.

I've spent more time in soapys in the last 15 years than I'd ever care to admit. Seen some come and go and made friends with mamas and papas all over. I've written before about gentrification screwing up the economic business model (primarily in the Ratchada area) and some very shady agencies on fiwfans taking legit business from soapys.

Well, I'm happy to report that Lalisa has recently opened after being closed down as Copacabana a few years ago. So in one MRT exit (Suttisan) you can hit Maria, Poseidon, and Lalisa. I'd also argue Poseidon is about half way between Suttisan and Hai Kwang so you can check out Emmanuelle and Little Duck if you're not afraid of a walk. Of course there are others but you could hit them all in a couple hours if you just want to window shop.

Be warned they do primarily cater to Thais (slim, white skin enhanced by very cleaver lighting in the fish bowl), they are more expensive than some gogo barfine girl (usually, and some times A LOT more), and about 1/3 have a farang tax which means you'll pay more if you open your mouth and something other than Thai, Chinese, Japanese, or Korean comes out.

[FilthyBeaver]

You don't want to go to a massage parlor but you want to take a shower in a massage parlor. Sigh.

Hello everyone. I am visiting Bangkok for a work Trip.

I actually need help from you guys or maybe you can guide me here.

After working I don't think I will be up for going out to get the massage so I want outcall massage.

However one thing I do want is taking shower together with the massage parlor.

Do you know any place do you suggest?

Obiously I would like prettier girl if possible.

Thank you in advance.

If you can send me message that would be great.

[TimeToTravel88]

Hello everyone. I am visiting Bangkok for a work Trip.

I actually need help from you guys or maybe you can guide me here.

After working I don't think I will be up for going out to get the massage so I want outcall massage.

However one thing I do want is taking shower together with the massage parlor.

Do you know any place do you suggest?

Obiously I would like prettier girl if possible.

Thank you in advance.

If you can send me message that would be great.

[Hiete]

Had an Aries Massage experience recently as I was intrigued due to the many positive reviews of the place. While I was more into the Nuru experience rather than having a girl that meets my beauty expectations, I asked who their number 1 was both during our Line chat and when I was in their shop. Both times Elsa came out on top in an instant so even though I would have gone more for Anna when it comes up to looks, I put my trust in the front office person and made an appointment with Elsa. Note that when making an appointment for some days later they asked me to pay a 1000 Bath deposit. Not sure how they would do that if you want to make an appointment via Line.

Anyway. I arrived on time and was greeted by the lady in the front who gave me some ginseng sort of drink and a packed wet tissue after paying tye remaining 4 k while waiting for my Nuru lady. Elsa arrived and brought me upstairs to the room. I was happy with her looks in general. Petite and not super skinny with a pair of A-cup under her little pink dress. While going up she already ask you some questions to make you feel comfortable. You can tell that she's not a person who just walked into this business a few days ago. In fact, Elsa was working before at Mitu which is another Nuru place that is very much liked amongst the Asian punters. Elsa says she's 27 years old and have been working in Aries for about 5 months.

Once entered in the room she will help to undress you and eventually guide you to the shower area. The place was divided in an area where you have a shower and the Nuru mattress and next to it a king sized bed it seemed. The divider is equipped with a mirror in order for you to see all the action from different angles. There's a little couch with a table next to it where you can sit down while being undressed. While cleaning you in the shower, Elsa's body swirls up and down against yours. From that moment on, I knew that I was going to have a great experience with her and I was right. Elsa doesn't mess around and gives a BBBJ while your fella is still covered in soap. Looks like Elsa doesn't mind having a good time too and guide your hands to several body parts and holes. Eventually she let you sit on a little acrylic sort of Nuru chair and she slides her whole body underneath the chair until she's left with my buddy in front of her and continues the BBBJ while I finger her from behind me, watching it from that mirror. I mean, it was quite an experience.

Eventually she put me on the plastic silver mattress where the Nuru started and again, not that I have tons of experience with Nuru massages, she was definitely way much better than what I have experienced in Doki Doki during previous occasions.

Proper cat bath and she's not shy from rimming either to say the least! Continued eventually with me on my back and she went back again to BBBJ, DFK and 69 before putting the hat on and start humping on top of me in several positions. Eventually she asked whether I wanted to take over but I was having such a great time she having control over the situation so I asked her that it's alright to just continue doing her thing on top of me which she happily did. There was never a time where she showed any form of unwillingness or complaining nor were there times that the experience felt robotic. In short, Elsa is a pro and perhaps the only negative for me was that she does moan while giving you action which I may guess that others may be enjoying the sounds, it doesn't have to for me.

I can't comment much about the other bed next to the Nuru mattress as we simply never made it that far even though the bed seemed to look comfortable. After I came she took the hat off and cleaned my dick with her tongue and mouth which was a nice addition. She gave me a few minutes of soft massage before time was almost up and took a final shower with her.

Had some chitchat while I was dressing myself up and when she was showering herself. Again, she really did her best to comfort you during her presence even though her English is minimal. Before leaving the room I have tipped her royally. I usually tip a couple of hundreds (Bath!) but this was by far an experience for me not to forget.

She lead me downstairs and we kissed goodbye before opening the curtain that lead me back to their reception desk where the lady asked me to fill in their guest survey. After my glowing report I received a goodie bag with some Japanese / Korean sweets and drinks. The place itself looks clean and you can tell that they're doing their best to give good service not only during the treatment.

While Elsa is expensive (80 minutes Nuru Massage against 5000 Bath for her and Emily all the way down to 3500 Bath for people who have less experience or beginners) it was all worth it. There's no doubt in my mind that I will return and give it another go. Perhaps with Anne in order to find out the difference between girls but it would be hard to pass on Elsa again.

[Hiete]

Had a session with Mayu from Sakura Akasuri which is about 10 minutes walking distance away from BTS Thong Lor. They provide some scrubs combines with massages. They seem to aim for the Asian market even though westerners come here as well. They show you pictures of the girls who are available to choose from and if you find your pick you sit down for about 5 minutes in order for them to prepare. You get a water and face towel while waiting.

You will be greeted by your "therapist" and lead to the room upstairs.

The room is divided in two parts. One being a wet room where you get the scrub on a table that is covered with some sort of plastic. The other room has the normal massage table where you receive the lotion massage at the end and depending on the package you chose, they also offer some hot towel wrapping.

The scrub session isn't too bad and you will leave squeaky clean. I don't find the massage part to be that great, meaning that there's not much technique involved. While having done the scrub, hot towel and lotion massage on your back part you will be asked to turn over and get to the final stage which of course is your front part. This is where the girl ask whether you would like her to do a naked body to body massage and you pay an extra 1000 bath for it.

Note that this isn't a FS place as far as I'm aware of. The farthest they go is giving you a bit of a light BBBJ in the beginning and it ends with some dry fucking which I have asked for and a HJ. Also there wasn't that much of B2 B involved which I did not mind. I was more than happy that she was putting the focus elsewhere.

Mayu is a sweet girl and looks even more pretty without clothes. She had a great demeanour with a bubbly attitude. English is so-so but just enough to have some little conversation with her.

The treatment I took was a skin scrub, steam towel and body lotion massage which takes a 100 minutes and cost 1180 Bath. So total damage was 2280 Bath and the possible tip for the girl. I leave it to you whether you find it expensive or not. They have packages from 40 minutes Korean Style Skin Scrub for 600 Bath up to 120 minutes Sakura Massage which cost 1580 Bath excluding the 1000 Bath girl getting naked that is.

WIR? Maybe but most likely only with Mayu if I'm only into a HJ. There's another one (from the pictures. Name is Maum which I've read she's one of the better performers) that I may give a go to have some comparison.

[TConor]

If A+ is the desired service then I guess the choices are much more limited. But still, variety is the spice of life, IMO, there's Ranya & Lisa at Bamboo, Vivi at Boss, younger ladies at Snow White, etc. I will never repeat any lady, there's far far too many I want to experience and life is far far too short.

But Vivi is not very attractive and Lisa and Ranya never seems to be available. Try Pat at Tulips, no Ass tax.