Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

If you have a choice, it's always better to come to Pattaya after Songkran, which is when the bulk of the tourists go home.

The month of May is particularly good, since most ladies hang around a few weeks after Songkran hoping that there won't be a Low Season. Around May 1, the ladies start to return to the village to wait out Low Season.

In July and August, some sponsors stop sending money to their bargirlfriends, after 6 months of throwing money down the toilet, they give up. So, those bargirls head back to Pattaya to find another sucker who will send them money. Of course, they are sad because their sponsor stopped sending money.

Remember, never give a lady money if you are not with her. The last thing you want to do is give a lady a financial incentive not to see you.

[ElMexicant]

Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.

I am quite sure 1000%, I wasn't the one who named the bar, listed her age, and forgot to blur the tattoo. Her name and pics are plastered all over their Facebook page for the public to see, so what secret agent identity are you really trying to hide? I swear is there a correlation with COVID vaccines and rose in simping? Anyhow. If Mixalot doesn't to want to post anymore pics, let me be the first to compensate.

Soi 6, 19 year old bar girl. 1000 baht + 1 drink + 400 room + 300 extra for video memorabilia. Recognize the sheets and mirror placement, then count yourself as a seasoned vet, and you know which bar. If not, then feel free to go look at all the rooms in every bar in Soi 6, until you find out. These were the prices I live for. Fight the power and quit messing them up. Full video for sale for 2 large chicken kebabs, no onions, only from Master. Enjoy.

[Sir Lancelot]

After sleeping off jetlag and getting a new lightbulb from reception for my bedside table, I decided to get a massage early afternoon. Nothing seedy, I needed a back and shoulder massage after the long flight yesterday. There are a number of places on soi Lengkee but I settled for a place on soi Buakhao where the girls sit outside wearing red and white uniforms.

Downstairs were rows of men getting their feet massaged but I was ushered upstairs to a curtained cubicle and my masseur worked her magic for the next hour. It wasn't a pleasurable massage, at a few points I thought she might break my ribs she was leaning that much weight on to me, but it did the trick and was 250 baht well spent. When she was on top of me massaging my shoulders, she did the old oil massage trick and tickled my balls, whispering 'you wan special massage?' She was a game older girl, not my type at all, so I feigned ignorance.

During the afternoon I relaxed in my room, whiling away half an hour on Tinder. I swiped right to a curvy lady called Cake. I'd like to give her oral to disprove the theory you can't have your cake and eat it.

I messaged Sam on Line to see what time we're meeting later and he told me that he is feeling ill so would give it a miss. He told me he was skint last night so I think he's probably rationing himself. As a result I was on my own tonight.

After devouring a tasty plate of pad krapow gai and a sweet and sour pork dish at a small Thai restaurant near my hotel, it was 7. 30 pm. I went for a walk along soi Buakhao and passed one of the popular bars, where I twice barfined a lovely girl a couple of trips ago. There were a few pretty girls trying to cajole thirsty farang inside but I didn't see her. I didn't expect to as girls change bars so frequently.

I turned down soi Pothole, which has some good bars with much cheaper barfines than Tree Town. From experience Pitstop and Inferno can be good bets, although I saw a nice girl sat outside Brussels Bar and White Angel. It's fun just walking up these streets, waiting for someone to catch your eye.

Then a crazy coincidence happened. The girl I looked out for at the bar earlier rushed to me from outside The Den and gave me a hug. We went inside and I bought her a ladydrink as we caught up. She looked as good as ever.

'We go to room upstairs?' she asked. It was too early in the night though and I've got her Line, so I might invite her to my hotel another time.

Two years ago I was having a quiet beer on Tree Town when a lady got chatting with Sam. She had a pretty younger girl with her, her daughter it turned out, who I got chatting with. She didn't work in any of the bars, she worked at a shop that sold frozen yoghurt at Terminal 21. I paid her a visit at the mall next day and we agreed to go out for a coffee in a few days. But then I got covid so my date with a beautiful 20 year old slipped through my fingers.

A few weeks ago she told me that she now works at Las Vegas agogo on LK Metro, so I decided to pay it a visit. Would she remember me? 12 girls were dancing topless, including a few beauties, but she wasn't there. I waited for the second dance shift and again, no luck. An exquisitely pretty girl sat next to me, exactly my type, but I told her about my mission to find Miss T21. I told her the girl's name and she called over the mamasan but neither could work out which girl I was talking about and I didn't have a photo of her on my phone.

I bought the helpful girl a drink for her assistance. She was beautiful (and was a very sexy mover when she got up on stage) and in other circumstances I'd have barfined her in the blink of an eye. That said, the barfine prices are crazy, 1500 for a 'model' and 1800 for a 'coyote'.

After wandering l through Tree Town, I found myself in Myth Night beer bar complex. I bought a drink for a pretty blonde wearing a Barbie top in one of the bars. She was 22 and although she spoke little English she made an effort. I wanted to barfine before midnight to help me catch up with my sleep, so decided to short-time her. The bar-fine was reasonable at 500 baht and although she asked 2000 for short-time she quickly accepted 1500. The other girls shared a joke with her as we left bar hand-in-hand and five minutes later we were back in my room. Come on Barbie, let's go party.

The sex was great. She gave me a really good blowjob as she leaned across me, giving me a great view of her at work. I slipped on a condom and fucked her slowly in mish, then she lifted her knees in the air and I fucked her harder. She had lovely honey coloured skin and tiny tits. She rode me expertly, grinding her hips in to mine before she started softly groaning, then louder, until she began quivered uncontrollably. I love it when a girl gets in to it. I slapped in to her doggy style until I came, then got her to sit on my face and gave her oral as she gripped the headboard of the bed.

Great sex to conclude an enjoyable night.

Footnote: I was intending to include photos of girls, albeit with their faces blurred, with each diary entry as I thought it would add a bit of interest for anyone reading but it's taken just one post for Elmexicant to expose a girl's identity via a tattoo, a pretty shitty thing to do by a guy trying to prove a laboured point about girl prices. Yawn. So unfortunately I won't be including girl's names or photos for the rest of my diary.

[Buksida]

Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.

Between Wonderland, Soi 80, Soi Selakam and Soi Binthabaht as well as Maldives and the Thai places, Hua Hin has more than a hundred bars!!

[Zman429]

You won't need to bring Viagra to Thailand. And its cheaper.

Gents clubs are good you can find ladys on Thaifriendly.com and also massage shops and the ladies aren't hanging out by bars for their for nothing just chat sometime you can find a gem.

[Zman429]

Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.

FYI I'd load up on Viagra in US its much cheaper. https://www.goodrx.com/viagra.

[AlgoCreeper4]

Got stopped by a cutie from showgirls, bought her a couple drinks (she drank apple juice) and she mentioned boom boom. It was about 5 o clock and bar fine was 2000 which was fine by me, only here a few days. She wanted 3000 which I gladly accepted. Not here to barter, here for fun. I'm a sucker and I'm fine with that. 5000 baht is a tank of gas in my truck. So we scooter to had lok hotel 🤣 and get to work. She didn't want to do cowgirl which I thought was odd, (you boom boom I) she then ordered food and passed out for 12 hours (snoring) . Tiny girl with perky titties and plump nipples, cute little ass, And cute face (for me) . Might check out walking street tonight I haven't been yet. Music festival is so loud it's thumping my room (sound check 8 am) . Hard rock is cool but I think city view rooms are quieter. I love it here.

[Cdd4100]

I went to Club Excite last night, lots of women / girls. The price for BBBJ is 500 TBH for girl, 300 for the club plus any drinks. I had one drink+ one last drink and left 200 tip because I am really old and it's not easy to get off. All told, a good experience for a decent price. 6.

[Mr Enternational]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks?

I did not say anything about it being positive, just reporting the facts.

The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand.

People that say that are usually picturing Koreans or Japanese. Thailand has many different looks. It is not a monolith or what most Western people think of when they think Asia.

Nothing is going to tip any scales. You have to come see for yourself. Sorry, but Medellin can not compare to this place. They have small ass Gustos and we have countless huge discos packed with chicks. They have New Life and Loutron and we have countless massage shops, blow job bars, and soapys to get laid.

Here there is no Parque Lleras or Poblado area where all the foreign mongers stay. People stay all over because this is a tourist city. This is a city with thousands of available chicks and they are not going to drug you like they do in Medellin. What is it 8 foreigners have been killed already this year in Medellin? Last night I was talking to my ex girlfriend in Cali, Colombia. She asked where I was and I told her home in Thailand. She said there is too much prostitution there. I said and there there is too much prostitution and murders. She said you are right about that.

[Explorer8939]

Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.

You won't need to bring Viagra to Thailand. And its cheaper.

[Luis2]

Thanks to all advice for upcoming 1st trip to playland. Most I chat with say bring minimal wardrobe and just buy there at low prices, and I'm good if that helps someone's economy. I prefer bareback and know risks and not always avalible. That being said, bring your own condoms??near me in mexico and local AMPS provided condoms usually thick and less feeling. Also same lines, can buy blue or yellow generic pills south of border for good price and sealed containers. No problem in customs to bring a few?? Again thanks for recommendations, not a big drinker and early riser. I think afternoon gentlemen clubs will be good starting point.

[Nyezhov]

So to get this straight, you paid 500 MORE than the amount you're lecturing me for overpaying!



I always knew we'd end up friends.

Dudes, you are arguing over 500 B.

Thats $14.

I wipe my ass with 20's.

Stop embarrassing yourselves.

[Forty Drinks]

Sir Lance whites great reports.

And you can tell he is having Fun.

Also notice he pays Not Much. He is the Demographic suited for Pattaya.

[Expat American]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.

Please don't go to Asia. You will come back and complain that all you found there were Asian women who you already know you don't find attractive. If you are vegetarian don't go to a steak house. You will surely be disappointed. There have been other posters who are used to LatAm girls who then come back and bemoan how they didn't have a good time. Don't be one of those please. And yes there is BBFS all over the world. Deal with it.

[AggieDad1]

OK I am not a newbie but what is this sex with no condom stuff? I thought the std occurrence there was relatively high is there something I am missing on why this should be a positive compared to the risks? Don't get me wrong I am sure I will have a good time I am just not a bar person and I am big on GFE. The other thing is that I have never really been that into Asian women physically but I know I will find many things there that I like. I am at the point where I am looking for something to tip the scale and make me change my current itinerary from Medellin to Thailand. Thanks for the input any more would be appreciated.

Yes, sex without condom is a thing in Thailand. Buyer beware. You will often see guys bragging about doing multiple women a day all bareback on here. It is worse in the Philippines. If you like GFE and hate the bar scene you may want to check out Thai Friendly and places like Hua Hin.