Guadalajara

[Sol12]

So Sunday night I figured to try something new. I had contemplated going to Men's but the post Thriller made about his visit to Tapanko Valaka and the low price lap dances had me very interested. Well I had a late dinner and went to have drinks with a friend so by the time I made it to the club it was almost 1 am.

The club is much further away from the others that I like to visit which is why I hadn't been but with the positive review I figured it would be worth it. Well I was wrong, nothing against what Thriller posted but the club was dead and the girls were at best a 6. Maybe he was lucky and they had some better talent when he went or we just have a different idea on what attractive is, we all like different types of women.

So when I arrived they did the normal pat down and took my little breath spray like it was some sort of weapon. The good thing is that no cover or drink minimum to enter. As soon as I walked in and noticed the lack of customers and the unattractive women I thought of just walking right out but figured to at least have a drink since I paid 100 for the Uber.

The waiter was really good and didn't try to pull any tricks, he got my drink and asked if I wanted a girl and I kind of laughed and told him nothing caught my eye. I think some girls might of approached me or were walking towards me and I quickly put my hand up so they knew I wasn't interested. The waiter came by again to ask me what I liked because supposedly they had more girls upstairs that he could bring me. I wasn't interested because the chances were that no girls existed in this place that would be attractive to me. So I politely told him no thanks and I know it wasn't his fault that I wasn't interested so I finished my drink and left. I also got my spray back before I left.

While waiting for my Uber I noticed a girl working on the street corner so those of you that like SG's you might like this place to go get a cheap lap dance and after get cheap sex from a SG.

I decided to just st go back to Cesars since I had a good buzz going and didn't want to spend a bunch of money at Men's. The quality at Cesars was much less compared to the night before, the manager remembered me and was cool again. Thought about asking one girl that I had also liked from the previous night but just seemed like I would be drinking with someone just to drink and a waste of money. My mind was really not in to be with someone else because I had another girl in my head. So I just had a couple of drinks and walked back to my hotel again.

[Sol12]

So on Saturday when I arrived I was still sleepy so figured to take a nap. Set alarm for 9:30 but just hit the snooze and didn't end up waking up till 3 am. At this point I figured I just wasted the night but I couldn't go back to sleep and I knew that Cesars was still open. So I took a quick shower and made it inside by 4 am.

Place still had a good crowd and some good looking girls but most were occupied. Finally a girl got on stage that caught my eye and when finished she sat in a booth by me so I invited her to drink. Unfortunately she had the brain no bigger than a raisin. I bought her a mini bottle but I just wanted her to finish it and leave. Luckily she went to use the bathroom and didn't come back.

So when it was time to leave I got the bill and was confused with the price of the mini. In the past it was always 950 but this one was 1950, so come to find out they have two minis now a 1150 bottle and a 1950 one so instead of paying attention and just assuming I was ordering the cheaper one I got stuck with the more expensive one. So lesson learned no matter how much experience you have you should always verify what is ordered and the price. This place has all the prices on a menu that the waiter will verify with you if you have never been.

Walked back to my hotel to sober up.

[Sol12]

I've been to both of those and to be honest I don't find the strip club scene in GDL to be that great, but I haven't explored a lot of the smaller clubs that are probably a lot more fun than Caesar's, Men's Club, Casa de George. I would avoid these 3 as they are just really expensive and lacking in fun ambiance, IMHO.

Well I've only read about the MTY club and the seediest club I've been to in GDL is Scandalous in Centro. Personally I'm at the point that I enjoy the higher end places and as long as you find the right girl you can have fun anywhere.

When driving in from the airport I noticed a little strip club that might be something to check out if you like the run down places.

[MikeyVee123]

I've been to both of those and to be honest I don't find the strip club scene in GDL to be that great, but I haven't explored a lot of the smaller clubs that are probably a lot more fun than Caesar's, Men's Club, Casa de George. I would avoid these 3 as they are just really expensive and lacking in fun ambiance, IMHO.

If anyone is in town and wants to hit up some of the smaller clubs let me know and we can go strip club hopping. I live here so my spanish is good and I'm not afraid of going into seedy areas (although I wouldn't necessarily drive my own car, lol).

Also I'm down for the weekend cock fights, I know a couple places not far from the airport that are relatively safe.

And if you're in town and have an hour or two to kill I recommend the Museo del Ejrcito y Fuerza Area, they have a few cool older planes and a very nice assortment of machine guns on racks that you can fondle (against teh rulez but I personally don't GAF). It's free and not far from Chapu/GDL centro.

I forgot to mention re: strip clubs, my favorite is still far and away Tapanko VIP. It's not expensive (although there is a 3 drink + a snack minimum), the chicas are pretty decent, and the ambiance on Fri / Sat after 11 pm is a lot of fun. There is a stage show where they bring young broke kids from the audience on stage trying to win a free lay or a bottle in exchange for getting humiliated in hilarious fashion.

[Vendelo]

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I live here so my spanish is good and I'm not afraid of going into seedy areas (although I wouldn't necessarily drive my own car, lol).

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GDL is my "go to. " Been visiting since 2019. Been there 12+ times. Going next wkend. Would you be up for coffee? I always stay in Chapu.

[MikeyVee123]

I loved Matehuala in Monterrey and Troya in Bogota. Based on that, can anyone make any recommendations for strip clubs I might enjoy in Guadalajara that are similar to those clubs?

I've been to both of those and to be honest I don't find the strip club scene in GDL to be that great, but I haven't explored a lot of the smaller clubs that are probably a lot more fun than Caesar's, Men's Club, Casa de George. I would avoid these 3 as they are just really expensive and lacking in fun ambiance, IMHO.

If anyone is in town and wants to hit up some of the smaller clubs let me know and we can go strip club hopping. I live here so my spanish is good and I'm not afraid of going into seedy areas (although I wouldn't necessarily drive my own car, lol).

Also I'm down for the weekend cock fights, I know a couple places not far from the airport that are relatively safe.

And if you're in town and have an hour or two to kill I recommend the Museo del Ejército y Fuerza Aérea, they have a few cool older planes and a very nice assortment of machine guns on racks that you can fondle (against teh rulez but I personally don't GAF). It's free and not far from Chapu/GDL centro.

[Sol12]

Arrived Saturday afternoon and I always check the Uber price first and it was around 300 pesos so I didn't bother with inDrive. Picked up behind the Oxxo where they have a little waiting area away from the regular pickup / drop off. The driver had to still do some tricks so not to get busted but it was quick and easy.

[VW1936]

I loved Matehuala in Monterrey and Troya in Bogota. Based on that, can anyone make any recommendations for strip clubs I might enjoy in Guadalajara that are similar to those clubs?

[Sol12]

Gentlemen,

I am planning a quick sojourn to GDL in the coming weeks, I have not been since Feb 2023. I'the love to put up a report again here in this forum. This will be my 7th trip to GDL, in previous instances I have had early morning return flights to the USA, getting to the airport at 4 am is not the easiest feat. Sometimes in the middle of the day it isn't easy either, I'm just curious what other friends here do for transportation to and from, especially in early morning hours. I usually have a hired car when I arrive, but not something that has been offered on return to me.

Thanks.

I have left to go to the airport at all hours and getting an Uber or taxi using the inDrive app has never been an issue. People come and go from the airport at all hours. So they are hanging out around the airport at all hours they just can't technically enter the normal airport area to pick you up but they have tricks to get around that. Or just pay more and use an airport taxi that are always working.

Some hotels also offer to pick up and take guests to the airport for a fee. Just depends on the hotel.

[Thrillerr]

Gentlemen,

I am planning a quick sojourn to GDL in the coming weeks, I have not been since Feb 2023. I'the love to put up a report again here in this forum. This will be my 7th trip to GDL, in previous instances I have had early morning return flights to the USA, getting to the airport at 4 am is not the easiest feat. Sometimes in the middle of the day it isn't easy either, I'm just curious what other friends here do for transportation to and from, especially in early morning hours. I usually have a hired car when I arrive, but not something that has been offered on return to me.

Thanks.

My flight out was at 4. 30 AM. I had a Didi car pick me up at 2. 00 am No issues, I was at my gate by 3. 00 am.

[Mike Honcho]

Gentlemen,

I am planning a quick sojourn to GDL in the coming weeks, I have not been since Feb 2023. I'the love to put up a report again here in this forum. This will be my 7th trip to GDL, in previous instances I have had early morning return flights to the USA, getting to the airport at 4 am is not the easiest feat. Sometimes in the middle of the day it isn't easy either, I'm just curious what other friends here do for transportation to and from, especially in early morning hours. I usually have a hired car when I arrive, but not something that has been offered on return to me.

Thanks.

[Sol12]

I sessioned with a girl at high end Rape Spa: https://www.esteticarape.com.mx/.

I got her whatsapp. What is the risk of inviting her to my hotel?

No risk in inviting her to your hotel. Or go to a love motel if you want a room that has better sex furniture or a jacuzzi. Depends how crazy you want to get with her and what she is down for.

[Sol12]

Also I just wanted to add something to my previous post. The girl I know that use to work in that club never told me that 10 k was the price. It was about half that. Now during COVID that club was hit hard and most girls went to work in other places.

Last year when I visited the club was closed, maybe doing renovations. The other club is about 4 K for sex in the club so the guy that posted the 10 k price might of had someone trying to take advantage of him who knows.

This club has had girls from many countries working in it so some guys will pay more for a girl from Ukrainian. CDMX has Russian girls working and from what others posted they charge about twice as much.

[Sol12]

So someone who doesn't want to pay $600 for sex is a cheapskate? Hmm.

I would tend to think that the clientele are either idiots or a certain group of guys in Mexico who tend to have a lot of cash.

I said the high cover price is to weed out the cheapskates. I also said that most guys don't have sex in the club because the high cost.

Yes GDL has many guys that can visit on business and might have money to burn and pay that. The city also has many wealthy citizens and not just those involved with illegal activities who like to show off. When it comes to trying to impress women guys have been known to do some stupid things.

[Vendelo]

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10 k for sex is often not paid by clients since the girl splits that money with the club. If the girl really wants to make money she will arrange to see you outside of the club for much less.

I sessioned with a girl at high end Rape Spa: https://www.esteticarape.com.mx/.

I got her whatsapp. What is the risk of inviting her to my hotel?