Pattaya Reports

[Sir Lancelot]

Sometimes I forget I am on a entirely different playing field.

Sorry amigo, I still can't take you seriously after you posted this.

[D Cups]

You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!

Keep pumpin the money pump, Mr. York, and set up a good retirement savings that will keep you smiling in your golden years. That's what I did.

[TooDirty]

I've heard Dumaguete is the big drama town, but I'm not sure Pattaya doesn't have it beat. LOL.

[Forty Drinks]

Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.

I'm going crazy.

There is no such place. Come on Fellas. LOL. Hahaha. Surely notbin Pattaya.

[BroComplex]

Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.

What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.

Tbh if I found a bar with attractive girls and affordable bar fines I would keep it to myself too.

[Werqweq]

Owen gladly mentions where he eats, Honey 1, Oh Bar, Area 52, but doesn't want to name a bar on Buakhao. Loco and nutty at the same time, as you can get right there. That's it, if they force another COVID booster, I am flat out refusing. Too scared it will turn my brain into mush like our YouTube buddy, full of secrets.

Ok, you're a funny guy and I'd buy you a drink if I ever met you just to pay back for some good laughs, but guy does not want to you dig up photos, public or not, of girls he's banging.

What's the problem with respecting that? Who cares what his reasons are.

[Turgid]

......She went to get changed and reappeared wearing a pair of frayed denim shorts and a black T-shirt. She took me by the hand to lead me out when all of the other girls formed a guard of honour and clapped her as we walked past!.......

Wow! Only in Thailand.

[Sir Lancelot]

I went for breakfast at Sports Lounge and when I got back to my hotel booked a taxi for the airport for tomorrow morning. My flight to Manila departs at 11.15 am which means an early rise.

After a relaxing afternoon I got itchy feet at 3 pm, so decided to seek out some afternoon action. Being honest, apart from soi 6 I've struggled to find any decent quality during the afternoon on this trip but that was about to change.

It didn't start promisingly though. Soi Pothole was sleepy and I saw nothing on soi Honey to tempt me. I popped in to Honey 1 Body Massage but the fishbowl was very uninspiring. There were only 12 girls spread along the tiered seating, mainly older. I only saw one I would vaguely consider. She was wearing a black badge, which meant her services would have cost an eye-watering 4000 baht. To be fair you get a really nice massage service in these places and body-to-body should be on every man's bucket list, but I remember these places used to be home to many hotties. Not this afternoon though. Apparently 8 pm is the best time to get the biggest selection of girls.

It was a scorching hot afternoon so after a quick look around Tree Town I decided to abort mission and head back to my hotel. Most bars were either closed or just about beginning to show signs of life, yet one bar on soi Buakhao had a healthy lineup of 15 girls. It kills me not to be able to name the bar for you but I've had to edit all of them out of my diary because of ElMexicant's obsession with posting photos of girls I went with.

I sat down and bought a drink to get out of the sun and spotted a beautiful girl at the front of the bar. She was busy trying on shoes from a passing vendor's cart but eventually tottered past in her new sparkly heels and I offered her a drink. She was small, dark skinned and had a gorgeous face with big lips and a radiant smile. She looked like a younger sister of a favourite girl of mine, Ying, who I met on previous trip. I bought her a drink and we clicked so I enquired about prices. She didn't understand so called over the mamasan to interpret, always a sign the girl is very new. The mamasan said a room upstairs costs 500 and takeaway is 750. The girl asked for 2500 short-time but accepted 2000.

Then something happened I've never seen before.

She went to get changed and reappeared wearing a pair of frayed denim shorts and a black T-shirt. She took me by the hand to lead me out when all of the other girls formed a guard of honour and clapped her as we walked past! I presume this is some kind of initiation ceremony when girls take their first customer?

Then followed one of the best short-times I've ever had. She was possibly the most affectionate girl I've ever met, kissing me almost constantly, before, during and after sex. It was the kind of slow, sensual girlfriend sex I love and we lay naked chatting for at least half an hour afterwards, her teaching me lots of useful Thai phrases. Beautiful smile is 'yim swy'.

I haven't taken many girls from bars so far on this trip but maybe afternoon barfines are the way to go. I'll investigate further when I return to Pattaya in ten days.

With an early flight tomorrow I decided tonight I'd go to a few bars and try to select a girl as soon as possible. Like Cinderella, if I was out after midnight, I'd be in serious trouble.

Tree town was very quiet at 8 pm. I wandered over to Oh Bar and saw my elusive friend Sam sat at the bar. He was with two Cambodian girls he was treating to a few drinks out, which ended up being the whole afternoon and now in to the evening. Both girls had lady-drinks in front of them and apparently had been scoffing their faces all day. It's easy to see why Sam's money has ran out!

He told me that the younger of the two girls has just inherited two million baht after her German boyfriend sadly passed away after illness. She deserved her windfall as she tended for him devotedly for the last year of his life. His son on the other hand, who was a complete stranger to his ailing father in his latter years, received half the amount and is contesting it. I know blood is thicker than water but surely he hasn't got a prayer of getting his hands on the girl's money.

I went to Myth Night beer bar complex and bought a drink for a skinny girl at Area 52. She had a big tattoo on her leg, so I asked her how many she has. Three, she told me. I quickly spotted the second but couldn't find the third one anywhere, much to her amusement as I carefully checked her wrists, hips and lower limbs. It was like a sexy game of hide and seek. Eventually I found it, hidden behind her ear. She told me the barfine at this bar is 1200 baht or 800 after 10 pm, making it the most expensive in Myth I believe. We swapped Line details before I squared my bill.

It was 10 pm and I needed to find a girl. I trawled along soi Honey but saw only one girl I liked the look of, but when I said Hello, she seemed very shy. I continued walking, turned right on to soi Buakhao and then left on to soi Pothole. The girls are generally older on this stretch but occasionally there's a gem to be found. A few girls made me hesitate in front of their bar but no-one tempted me inside.

I just wanted a quick win to end the night and decided a Gent's Club was the perfect solution. I saw a girl I've fucked several times on previous trips, looking particularly sexy in pigtails, and went upstairs with her for 2000 baht. The room was excellent, a big double bed with a mirror next to it, the room Illuminated red, giving it a sleazy feel. A year ago when I fucked her it was slow, gentle sex but it's fair to say she's learnt a few tricks in 12 months. She almost kissed my face off as she threw me around the bed. When she was riding me, bullets like nipples, I couldn't resist standing up and fucking her. She wrapped her legs around me and thrust in to me, groaning like she was auditioning for Porn Hub.

As we got our breaths back she told me off for not fucking her doggy-style. 'I wanted you to pull my hair' she added.

What a great way to end my time in Pattaya. Two gorgeous girls, two amazing fucks.

I've enjoyed Pattaya. It's much busier than a year ago and pretty girls are plentiful. I fucked 13 girls in nine days, two from bars, two on soi Honey, one freelancer, one Tinder meet, one at a gent's club and the remaining four on soi 6. The standard of girls has been excellent.

Tomorrow I fly to Philippines so this diary will continue on the Manila thread, then Angeles.

[Newton York]

Haha I totally agree. Pattaya is paradise. You'd think reading the incessant moaning and negativity on this thread that we're taking about Beirut. I'm having a great time and funnily enough all the farang I chat to at bars are having a great time too. Get saving mate and you'll be here living the dream before you know it.

Exactly Sir Lancelot, I second that. Even Bangkok's worst day is better than any american city's best day. I'm trying Lancelot, I'm definitely trying. Thailand has so much to offer in the world of p4 p, someone would have to actually try just to have a bad time. A good time is always easily had in Thailand when it comes to paid action. Thai chicks are falling over themselves to get to us. Getting back to Thailand is all I live for now. Every day I drag my sorry ass to work, so one day I can bang some chicks in Thailand. By Beelzebub, Mammon, Asmodeus, Baal, and whatever fuck there is, I'm going to die trying. A dream worth dying for.

[Sir Lancelot]

You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!

Haha I totally agree. Pattaya is paradise. You'd think reading the incessant moaning and negativity on this thread that we're taking about Beirut. I'm having a great time and funnily enough all the farang I chat to at bars are having a great time too. Get saving mate and you'll be here living the dream before you know it.

[Sir Lancelot]

After breakfast I decided to have a quick walk up soi Honey. It was 11.30 am but I didn't see a girl who grabbed my attention. The older girls called 'dar-ling' as I walked past, which I believe means 'monkey arse' in Thai.

I got back to my room and messaged a girl who I matched with on Tinder a few days ago. 'Go away * she replied. I assumed she mistook me for someone else but no, apparently not messaging her back immediately made me a time-waster. Some people live and die by online meets in Pattaya but I find the whole process incredibly tedious.

At 4. 30 pm I decided to head to soi 6 on a spur of the moment. I was due to meet Sam later at 7 pm, so needed to find a girl quickly. No time for a bar crawl and careful deliberations today. The street was busy and I was lured in to one bar with a cluster of pretty girls outside. Sorry again for not posting the name of the bar but ElMexicant will post photos of the ugliest girls, to labour some point I'm sure is very important to him.

I was served by a very cute small girl but my attention was grabbed by a gorgeous specimen standing outside. She was tall, skinny and had the face of an angel. I waited until she looked in my direction and beckoned her over for a drink. She was even better up close, possibly in my top 5 girls I've seen on soi 6. I enquired about the room and she told me it would cost 400 baht and her price was 2000, the figure the creme de la creme seem to aim for these days. We agreed on 1500. I have no doubt someone will reply that I overpaid because they only ever pay 1000, or perhaps never discuss prices and slip the girl 1000 afterwards, but it's just bravado. A girl this quality would laugh in your face if you offered her the same amount as one of the older, chubbier girls on the opposite side of the street. Guys who pay 1000 are plucking the low hanging fruit.

'You buy me tequila tray too?' she asked with a flutter of her eyelashes. I've noticed this is another money-making ploy creeping in on this street. A few days ago I saw a sexy girl successfully persuade her elderly Japanese customer to get her a tray of 10 tequilas, which she duly shared with the other girls.

'I'm not Korean!' I joked, which she laughed at.

The sex was nothing special but she was such a pretty girl, especially naked with her hair spread across the pillow, I didn't mind. The air-con wasn't pointing towards to the bed so I happily made it a quickie and was back at my hotel half an hour later.

I'd arranged to meet Sam at Area 52 at 7 pm but 10 minutes later he messaged me on Line saying he couldn't make it. On my last trip he came out on a bar crawl with me every night, on this trip just once in eight days. Fair to say his well has run dry. I suddenly felt a bit gloomy. Macca flew home today, Sam was too skint, and Tree Town was quiet tonight.

But from that point onwards the night picked up considerably.

Firstly, I saw a familiar face walk past. It was one of my favourite girls of recent trips, an impossibly cute girl I met at a bar on soi 6 last year. I fucked her a few times at her bar on soi 6 and on my last day, which happened to be her day off, she came round to my hotel. We fucked before bedtime and she woke me two further times in the night for more sex. She was nymphomaniac. And now here she was, walking down the street. I sent her a message on Line asking where she was going and 20 minutes later she sent me a photo of a beer with bright lights in the background. Thai girls never like to make things easy for you! I put on my detective hat and decided that the layout of the bar and configuration of lights looked like Myth Night.

After eating a very tasty burger at 3 Town Steak, a good place to watch the comings and goings on Tree Town, I went to Myth and immediately found her sitting at one of the quieter bars. She told me she now works as a freelancer, which figures. She's very small and cute and could easily command a higher figure in the tourist spots. She was with friends, one of whom was a pretty fair-haired girl, and they had plans to head to Walking Street, so I waved them goodbye and promised I'd message on Line. She'd be a good bet for an afternoon meet.

I backtracked on to Tree Town and bought a drink for a cute 19 year old at Ass 95. There was a language barrier between us last year but another year tucked under her belt and her English is now conversational. I enquired about the barfine price and she told me it was 700 baht for short-time and her price was 2000, before adding she cannot go tonight but can tomorrow. Tomorrow I don't plan to be out late as I have an early start next day to travel to Philippines, so she's a good option for when I return to Pattaya later in March.

It was 10 o'clock when I walked up soi Honey. My eyes were immediately drawn to a cute girl with glittery eye makeup sat on the steps at one of the massage shops. She quoted a bargain price of 1200 for 'massage and boom boom' so I took my shoes off and followed her up the stairs to a curtained cubicle illuminated by a blue neon light.

After showering she gave me a decent massage before inviting me to turn over and pretending to look shocked that I had an erection. These are the kind of massage-with-extras I love. It feels seedy being given a blowjob when you can hear other people quietly talking in the other curtained cubicles. I fucked her in mish and she made no attempt to stay quiet, groaning loudly as I slapped in to her, then she rode me skilfully, rocking her hips on mine, nipples erect. She was very affectionate too, kissing throughout and we chatted for ages after we had finished. What a great find.

I thought today was going to be a disappointment but it ended up being a success. I went with two great girls and had drinks with two other girls I've previously barfined, both of whom I'd be interested in meeting again.

[Newton York]

Respectfully I disagree. I think a lot of people look at Walking Street through rose tinted glasses, that every girl on every stage is the pinnacle of beauty. It's not the case. I've just posted a report in which I went to Walking Street and even Pinup, a bar with one of the best reputations, had a lot of average girls. There were 40 girls on stage and I stayed for three dance shifts and I reckon I saw five girls in total I considered buying a drink for. Some of the top girls on soi 6 would breeze in to bars like this. ElMexicant's recent post in which he pondered over a Walking Street girl or a soi 6 girl is a good example of this. The soi 6 girl was infinitely prettier.

You can say that cause you're there, lucky enough to be boots on the ground. But for unlucky fucks like me, I'd see videos of that and think to myself that I'd sell my soul in a heartbeat to be rich so I can just be there, and soak it all in. It's weird how the grass is always greener, but by Lucifer, in Thailand, the grass actually IS greener. Don't complain. Feel sorry for us schmucks stuck here in the states. Go enjoy them girls. Cause even a solid 5, is still cheap pussy thanks to it being Thailand. Here, freaking 4's will still charge 300 an hour. Jeezum crotchety christ!

[PayForIt]

God I love Pattaya.

Just wanted to say a big thanks and bravo for your wonderfully entertaining whilst simultaneously useful reports. Great reading them. Keep them coming Sir.

[Venturi34]

Always my dilemma in Patts.

1. Go all out on a new GoGo girl (white bikini) 2000+3000+4 drinks or close 6 K ST.

2. Go all out on new Soi 6 girl (pink and white top) 2000+400+1 drink or close 2500 total ST.

3. Or stick to my black book girls (flower nighty) 1000-1500.

But I am glad to at least have the opportunity to choose. I just wonder do I choose decent girls or have bad taste. By the way pricing has always been partly about the customer. I've never been quoted 4000 barfine and 4000ST, especially at Windmill. Sometimes you just got to look in the mirror and figure out if there is something they don't like. Somebody pointed me to Owen on YT and I seriously need to quit picking on the others not so fortunate. Sometimes I forget I am on an entirely different playing field.

You mind sharing which bar is that? Thanks.

[Forty Drinks]

Three worldwide Famous streamers are streaming from inside soi 6 bars regularly.

Zondo. Crazytawn. Mr Sins.

You can see for yourself how Hot the Girls are. Temper your expectations guys. LOL. Hahaha.

They are very Friendly men so join them if you want. Buy 40 drinks for your favorite and you too can become a You Tube Star.

The Streamers are always looking for New Content. Dint be Shy guys.