Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Last night had a buddy visiting Pattaya for the first time at Iron Club, ask me what a simp was, when I mentioned the word to describe a guy in the stands. My buddy is a frequent on another US based mongering forum that uses the term white knight and fucktard a bunch. The latter is self explanatory. Anyways, I told him those two terms were not the same. Simps can be spotted out when they carry the girls' purses or wear matching outfits. Doesn't matter of the girls are average or lookers. White knights always think they are somehow chivalrous and protecting girls by hiding their identities after glorifying tales of conquest with the fairies of all maidens in the kingdom. Never with the wicked stepsisters. Lest, they forget the devil was in the details. He said to me how do the white knights reveal themselves everywhere and online. I said, how do you know Mickey is a mouse?

BTW There was a Brit who got killed yesterday because he walked into his shower glass door without opening it. Cut him bad and bleed to death. No tempted glass in Thailand. How sad and painful.

Actually, a "white knight" is worse than that. A WK will pass along a photo of a bargirl posted here to the bargirl, so she can complain to her customer who posted it.

[Breadman]

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.

If your driving a car in Thailand, The Philippines, Malaysia etc and your a foreigner know one thing. No matter who was at fault if its a foreigner vs a local the foreigner will always be at fault. Have the cash on hand to pay off the other people and the first cop who shows up. They won't be asking you for your auto insurance card. You'll be expected to pay for all damages and for all of the lost wages of anyone who's hurt even if its your fault or not. Local sees a foreigner driving a car and there's always that chance that they'll try to get into an accident for a payday. Oh you can argue but the person with the most money is expected to pay. But this also works in your favor if you do something like driving drunk, just bribe the first cop you see and off you go in most cases.

[Sir Lancelot]

This knight of the round table did not have to partake in any battles, quests or tournaments to win the hands and hearts of many a beauteous Thai Guinevere. He is no doubt famed as a nearly unrivalled swordsman and jouster on the Pattaya battleground who has defeated ISG all comers whether they be taco eaters, numerical boozers or otherwise in the arenas on Soi 6, Walking Street and elsewhere if one is to judge from reports on ISG.

Haha. I think it's fair to say you squeezed every last pun out of Sir Lancelot! (P. S. I tried to email you directly but your inbox is full).

A big thank you to all of the people who left nice comments about my diary, it is nice to know some people enjoy reading. The exciting news is I'm in talks with Netflix about a 12 part serialisation starring Daniel Craig as me, Robert De Niro as Mr Enternational and Gabriel Jesus Iglesias as ElMexicant. It's going to be box office.

(Before FortyDrinks accuses me of lying again, this was a joke).

[Turgid]

This knight of the round table did not have to partake in any battles, quests or tournaments to win the hands and hearts of many a beauteous Thai Guinevere. He is no doubt famed as a nearly unrivalled swordsman and jouster on the Pattaya battleground who has defeated ISG all comers whether they be taco eaters, numerical boozers or otherwise in the arenas on Soi 6, Walking Street and elsewhere if one is to judge from reports on ISG.

[Explorer8939]

One note about Pattaya being busy: due to loosening visa rules, Pattaya is overrun with Indian and Chinese families. So, the roads are jammed, but the bars not so much.

Fortunately, those same Indians and Chinese don't use Bolt, so no problem getting around.

The ladies are not getting so many new customers, but there are still holdovers from High Season, wannabe boyfriends.

[ElMexicant]

Last night had a buddy visiting Pattaya for the first time at Iron Club, ask me what a simp was, when I mentioned the word to describe a guy in the stands. My buddy is a frequent on another US based mongering forum that uses the term white knight and fucktard a bunch. The latter is self explanatory. Anyways, I told him those two terms were not the same. Simps can be spotted out when they carry the girls' purses or wear matching outfits. Doesn't matter of the girls are average or lookers. White knights always think they are somehow chivalrous and protecting girls by hiding their identities after glorifying tales of conquest with the fairies of all maidens in the kingdom. Never with the wicked stepsisters. Lest, they forget the devil was in the details. He said to me how do the white knights reveal themselves everywhere and online. I said, how do you know Mickey is a mouse?

BTW There was a Brit who got killed yesterday because he walked into his shower glass door without opening it. Cut him bad and bleed to death. No tempted glass in Thailand. How sad and painful.

[SuperLove]

Bro, always do a video call before confirming them. If they reject your call or make excuses you know you have to turn them down and move on. Make this a religious habit, LOL.

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight. A pig.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

[Coolie High]

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

Theres a great quote from the legendary Bob Marley himself of when they asked him why should he continue on and perform at a peace rally when folks came to his residence and tried to kill him and his family and he responds.

"The people who are trying to make the world worse are not taking a day off. How can I? Bob Marley.

Thats my same sentiments when you have trolls on here posting bullshit. They aint stoping so why should you. The stories of how OG mongers move in another country is why I originally came to this site when I was a young freshman in college over 20 years ago. And I can honestly say the knowledge I've learned on here thru the many years has made me an overall better man. I to use to post stories as well but as we get older we get stubborn in our ways and if we don't feel appreciated we're like fuck it and just stop writing completely. Thats why I salute Sirlancelot and others that continue to take time to post their stories and good quality content because its what's vital for the young generation to here and for us old school ISG members to here as well, as it gets us inspired again and post about our adventures.

So yeah, don't let the trolls stop you from posting your adventures. Like Marley said, They not taking a day off so why should you!!

Peace.

P.S. Enjoyed your adventures Sirlancelot. I still say you shouldve given big mama from Africa a try. Ooh well maybe next time 🤣.

[Paolo99]

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

She did not necessarily block him, she can put her account on or off whenever she wants to, by enabling or disabling it.

Once she disable it nobody will see her, and if she wants to use it again, she can enable it by one click.

[Forty Drinks]

Kudos to the guy who has been saying Pattaya is busy the last few months ad infinitum.

It's actually very busy today. April 4. Central Japanese eats like Fuji have a Lunch crowd.

I'm here for just a song,. Whenever SongSucks starts I'm out.

[XXL]

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

I think it was Mina or something like that. She blocked me because she knew she was a fraud and wanted to erase her tracks? Not impossible.

[Lcale1982]

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

She could have just blocked you after sending Line ID. Guessing you don't remember her TF profile name? I could check if she's still listed.

[XXL]

This is the Line pic of the girl. Somehow she managed to make her TF Profile vanish from TF right after she sent me her Line ID. On this pic (and on her TF pics) you see a youngish petite skinny girl. In real she's well over 35 and grossly overweight. A pig.

A tip: whenever a girl says she does ""massage", forget her! If she says that it's because something is wrong with what she has to offer in terms of sex.

[LittleBigMan]

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason, tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.

So correct! The place is safe unless you put yourself in a bad position or make a complete ass of yourself. Don't expect to buy travel insurance and rent a motorbike! As noted pedestrians no right away don't expect stops at crosswalks, cross the street in Horizontal never turn your back.

There are always due to pay no matter what you read here! There is a time when you just pay back into a corner and never hesitate, yell police, and run for the hills LOL. Always smile even when you don't mean it. Many times the right answer is not answering!

[Banana Boi]

Don't want to end up being injured there. That would dampen things and probably cost a fortune.

Won't cost you anything except time cause hopefully you're coming to Thailand WITH insurance!

Not sure how many of you guys drive a car in Pattaya but no one looks in this city before stepping right in front a car. For some reason tourists think they have the right away no matter where they're walking. If I weren't an excellent driver I'm sure a few of them would be 6 feet under by now.