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04-10-24 09:32 #29910
Posts: 2287In the literature of mongering, we add to the list, torres, fernanda. FIM.
In it she records 5 cariocas.
From 1969 to their death.
In reverse chrono order.
Meaning, the last to die is chapter 1 and so on.
The last (first in the book) is a old doddering man who is hit by a car in copa and dies with his cracked skull, etc.
You can pick which death (life) you, dear reader, want.
The best IMHO is the one who playes volei to the end.
Dies of a heart attack in some beach apartment.
But until he dies he is fucking teens and twenty something carioca kunts.
Bare 22 year old bare naked pink light pink **** is the best natural medicine and the only thing that will add a centimeter or three to your bratwurst naturally.
Don't give me a long life, but give me a life with as much daily 22 ear old slutty hot pussy as possible. Kunts as henry miller would have it. Buceta.
Speaking of which callsign drone and vagabundo are going to darkroom tomorrow where amber lynn will be spread eagled smiling behind her ever present glasses hint hint, fleshy lipped kunt sucking my cock, or another will, at one of the other temples beth vagabundo, perhaps at 21 stories looking east, or at 32 stories looking west over a harbor with 2 jihadi pleasure barge oil tanker frigates with a ironic view of the amerikan consulate flying the faggot colors protesting like a fat middle aged useless kunt asking the brazilians not to let the jihadi frigata into the great diseased kunt of a pussy shaped harbor, filled with the piss and shit of 500 years of cariocas pissing and shitting into the harbor, where some claim you could swim in gloria or copa, but you might as well swim in the toilet after you shat in the toilet, in that harbor, that pussy, that vagina, filled with the lube and precum of every client who fucked every asshole and pussy in rio de janeiro for 500 or even 50,000 years of indigenous kunts, there in that harbor, 32 stories below, with the somehow appropriate faggot flag of gavin newsom flying like a limp wristed san francisco faggot casting his vote for a faggor mayor a faggot governor and a presidential aspirant in a kuntry that promotes freedom to castrate your next generation while abroad the Russians and Chinese and Brasilians only laugh at the faggotry, and train their women to hate faggots and choose brazilian beach volei players and fighters who will roll with them in bed, and plough their kunts, plough their folds like the folds of the earth that ferment salmon a day or three into cured and salted fish, a staple of vikings, who get off their planes and ships and cars and take the local hoars take their pleasure, and leave their lube to add to the great kunt guanabarra bay, which is why one should live in recreio where the atlantic is pure, salty, spoiled only by whatever was in the Atlantic when Vasco sailed the Atlantic.
Originally Posted by Globalnomad5 [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 18:56 #29909
Posts: 107Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 14:29 #29908
Posts: 141Normal
Yes, perfectly normal.
Everyone's different, but most men reach that point somewhere between their late 40's and early 60's. Although few would admit it, especially on this forum.
There are plenty of ways to boost your T, but they are temporary and come with side effects. Whether it's worth it or not is up to you to decide. Of course good diet and clean living is a good idea regardless.
Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 14:19 #29907
Posts: 2287CPF 60 are + bus 15 r. Vagabundo had 5 fucks pernoite nina deponca. Good long 20 minute morning fuck pile-driver. She complained about my waking her up. Fuck that mulatta hoar. Emptied my balls in her 3 holes. Most women pay me 500 reais per hour to inject them with my sperm which entitles them to a free bachelor's degree at the swiss state university of Lugano and the law university of Sao Paulo on the dime of Gavin newsom, that faggot.
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04-09-24 13:37 #29906
Posts: 723Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 08:21 #29905
Posts: 1995Originally Posted by QuackUp [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 04:25 #29904
Posts: 532After be / see I flew into Rio. Did the normal stuff, mostly termas and the days they were closed, saw my regular girl there. I did visit the new terma, La Confraria Club, at least new to me. It's like a small wiskeria but if you want a robe, you could go that route. Most just stayed in their regular clothes. $30 r. Entrance, I believe that includes a drink because I went two day, didn't take a girl up but got a water and was charged $30 r. This club is small and both times I went there were only about 10 girls. Mostly average but on both days I saw a girl I liked but both days they were already sitting with a customer. Both days I stayed about 45 minutes and the girls were still sitting with the same customer at their tables. If at anytime they would've freed up I would have gone with them. The pricing there is very wallet friendly. $160 r, for half an hour. $180 r, for 40 minutes, and $270 r, for 1 hour. I could see where some guys would not like this club, but I like the intimate feel of the place. Not the crazy 4 x4 atmosphere.
Since most of the termas are discussed plenty I'll just put up some prices. These are by memory so if I got some wrong, please correct me.
4 x4, basic room $350 r, for half hour. $460 r. For the hour.
Cancun / New York $300 r. Half hour. $350 r, 40 minutes, sorry forgot what the hour cost.
It's been a while since I went to the prives in centro but I decided to go to Emporio Do Banho. My timing sucked big time. I get there and the receptionist takes me to room for the presentation. Only one girl. Not my taste so I said I would be back. As I was walking out, a cute girl was walking in. I asked the receptionist and she said the girl is working but has an appointment for the next two hours. Was thinking about going back but never did. Then went to Bel Prazer, I usually had good luck there. Only three in the lineup so left. Went across the street to Dudas. Four in the lineup, none to my taste. I asked the receptionist if she had any tall girls woking. She called a girl from the back who was about 5'9" dark and beautiful. I asked why she wasn't in the lineup and of course, she is waiting for her appointment. Finally went to Dark Room, just had a drink up there and see the talent. That day not too much talent, at least for my taste. So went to lunch and finished the day at the termas. Just for context, I went during easter week so that may have affected the talent.
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04-09-24 02:21 #29903
Posts: 2287Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
Today, vagabundo had minor outpatient surgery performed by the hottest skin doctor ever man what a babe, whole time, I was studying her big but not massive cleavage, perfect morena skin, and talking her up about taking her back to mother switzerland, to enjoy her womb wrapped around my italian pepperoni on the shores of lake lugano, perhaps up at big bear, where she had also gone from san clemente, what a hot little piece of brazilian tale. So it was a anticlimax when I had nina deponca come over and give me her 3 carioca holes for a quick pop up her ass, I even made her ride public transport over. Anne amari texted me too late. Finding some volei players and university students out here in recreio, now just need to organize some events.
Prices are going down. Weather is perfect, not hot.
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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04-09-24 02:15 #29902
Posts: 2287Something on audible please, like the excellent jorge amado, marquez, and henry miller mentioned here.
Maybe this should be a thread on literature of prostitution and sex.
Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]
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04-08-24 21:17 #29901
Posts: 5705Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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04-08-24 21:13 #29900
Posts: 5705Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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04-08-24 08:53 #29899
Posts: 2287On what scale?
Where in rio can one test and augment T?
Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
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04-08-24 03:05 #29898
Posts: 1173Originally Posted by Septimius [View Original Post]
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04-07-24 19:40 #29897
Posts: 2287The whole time amber lynn and I are watching amber lynn interracialvisions.com videos of her and she is screaming dreman dreman come fuck me, but I just put on a over ear headset and listen to fucking story of o in russian and chinese and fuck her brains out in my native tongue.
So, you write about say Mary her name in a terma, but you say, that kunt is kira noir because if Mary barebacks that is a problem for Jane and Amber and the other hoars, not to mention her management, who don't want some fuck from the prefeitura tracking down some std hiv infection as a pretext to get a free fuck or some dinheiro because it's rent time.
Originally Posted by Vagabundo1 [View Original Post]
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04-07-24 18:04 #29896
Posts: 2287Amber Lynn.
So she blocks dreman 3 time, why? 83 year old black prosecutors from SDNY and 21 year old blondes usually don't get along without money and security.
The whole time, Amber Lynn says out loud, fuck me dreman fuck me dreman.
And I just slid it in bare.
You need to cum in her pussy.
I fucked her right after another client for 2 hours.
Slutty little blond ass fed by outback ribs and.
So, what are you saving the 8000 reais for? I mean you like have 5000000 reais in Berkshire Hathaway.
The worst that happens is you come to rio and world war 3 happens.
And you have to stay in Brazil.
It is Amber Lynn.
You have to come to rio because you can fuck amber lynn bare.
Originally Posted by FriskyFrank [View Original Post]