Nairobi

[Jonav]

Hi Guys,

I'm planning right now for my first trip to Kenya. Just thought I would share my findings with you ahead of travelling.

Tinder 100% works. Just be really clear about what you're looking for. If you want a wife, a girlfriend, a hook-up, or guide, you can find them all. You will get literally 1000's of matches. It can get very time consuming very quickly to sort through it all so be prepared LOL. And expect that 80% of the short-term fun girls you match with will crack their screen phone or need data bundles from you the very next week after you start chatting. Do not send them money in advance. There are 1000's of girls. You don't need to send.

I've met a small handful of really nice girls, ranging between short-term girlfriends and hook-ups. Been talking for over 3 weeks now, had great video calls, long chats, all ready to do the nasty as soon as I arrive and not asked me for anything in advance. Happy to share their contact details with anyone. These girls are friends to me now though so just look after them with good benefit.

I also spent some time reaching out to various hotels and just calling up or whatsapp to ask about allowing guests. Everyone is very used to these questions. Don't be funny about asking. I found some hotels in Mombasa (can share the details) who will even arrange them for you too. Mostly the owners or hoteliers are simply worried about you getting robbed and would rather arrange girls for you they trust. For your safety. Seriously. I love Kenya already.

I'm booked into a very nice apartment in Nairobi with pool and rooftop restaurant, with no reception or walk of shame. Staff are very casual about me bringing people to the room and security check all ID but ask no questions. I can share the details.

My general experience, after speaking with a few masseuses, hotels, hook-up girls, escorts, etc is that anything goes. If you want something they will arrange it for you. I've discussed some crazy crazy ideas for parties, kinks, beach fun etc. No one is saying no to a foreign guy, with a nice apartment and some money to spend on dinners and drinks etc. I spoke with a masseuse in Mombassa who couldn't stay with the me in the evening because she needed to get home so agreed to let me fuck her best friend at night, and a college girl in Nairobi who will bring her friends to my apartment to swim in the pool and smoke weed in my apartment. And some much more crazy things too LOL!!

Who knows if these will happen, obviously I've not been yet, but my feeling is that Kenya really is the crazy wonderful place that people say it is. I will report back when I go.

If I can save you the time on Tinder. Just drop me a message. I'll share the contacts of the good ones.

And / or the guest friendly apartments I researched in Nairobi and Mombasa.

One final piece of advice so far. These girls on Tinder get asked for nude pictures every single day. Just be friendly, and not constantly over sexualised with them, be clear about what you want from them, but make human connections, you will stand out and they will be genuinely excited to meet you.

One for the seasoned Kenya travellers. ? I'm planning to fit a lot in to a very short trip. I wonder if anyone has the details of a good fixer? Not a pimp as such, but just someone who can provide good connections to hook up girls at short notice? In India they call these people 'service providers'. We have them in Kenya?

My aim is to arrange as much via Tinder as possibile and avoid at all costs hanging out in bars drinking to then only end of getting too drunk, robbed or just wasting all my time when I could going on dates with nice girls, or skipping the bars and bringing hook-ups directly to my apartment. A fixer would be handy to fill any gaps that come up LOL!! I know that any hook-up girl will also arrange other hook-ups for you. But just wondered if anyone had anyone they trust?

[JoeF479]

I'm going to be in Nairobi for 2 weeks. It's my 4th-5th trip there. I've posted previously asking for more generic info. This time looking for specific reports on 207 lounge. I'll be there with my whole family, parents, kids, etc. I don't have a lot of free time to break away, but I'm staying somewhat near 207 and it seems like it might be the easiest place to slide away for an hour or so without anyone really noticing I'm gone. Any advice?? What time of day do they open? What time of day are women present? The earlier the better for me. Google maps says it's 24 hours. Is this true?

[Slowalk]

I rode my bike to this area. There's three bars side by side by side.

My time ran out before I could reduce and load the three clubs in Miolongo. Tops Klub, Klub Best and Klub 110.

[Nad1190]

There's a swinger spot near the airport that is extremely LGBTQ friendly in Nairobi I went inside by accident and damn near wish I never did. Saw a bunch of Mzungus having unprotected sex with the gay locals. And only a madman will have unprotected sex in Kenya! It's an area in Westlands that has much better quality women who work the streets. The minimum price was 3000 bob, I can't remember the street name a taxi cab driver showed me the place it was a pretty cool area. I noticed some daytime River Road girls was out there on night.

Hi what I'd the name of the swinger spot.

[Slowalk]

This is a lower working class neighborhood located south of the JKIA airport…. Club 110 is a strip bar located among a row of businesses facing Mombasa Rd. Girls dance on certain days and if you like what you see, rooms are upstairs. The bartender and DJ operate behind lockable metal cage…

I rode my bike to this area. There's three bars side by side by side.

[Rwenotmen]

I am a late forties Canadian Caucasian that is in good shape and look young for my age. What would be my success of talking to random women at the mall between the ages of 25 too 45 and progressing to drinks / dinner and fun back at my hotel?

I'll quote myself: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...69#post2528269.

In some ways, this is a good thing, because they culturally care more about who you are, or more practically 'What you can provide', than basing solely on looks.

[Rwenotmen]

Planning first trip to Nairobi, in which area to rent appartment with AirBnB?

If what you mean is where are the nicest areas to stay in, for those who want more middle- to upscale- accommodations, these areas you might like -- From my experiences I recommend Lavington, Kileleshwa and lastly Westlands. 'Westi' is last just because some (many) places can often be overpriced for what's offered. But it's still a decent option in terms of neighborhood.

For example see if this apartment building is yr cup o' tea: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...35#post2803035.

If you're okay with a tiny bit further out, these areas are quieter but nicer greener, but still an easy drive to central parts of NBO: Kitisuru, Lower Kabete, Spring Valley. Loresho-- I'm still on the fence, I haven't stayed there yet, just driven thru, it seemed nice.

Search this particular forum for both 'Abb' and 'Airbnb', I've provides lots of advice on Abbs in Nairo.

[MwenByen]

There's a swinger spot near the airport that is extremely LGBTQ friendly in Nairobi I went inside by accident and damn near wish I never did. Saw a bunch of Mzungus having unprotected sex with the gay locals. And only a madman will have unprotected sex in Kenya! It's an area in Westlands that has much better quality women who work the streets. The minimum price was 3000 bob, I can't remember the street name a taxi cab driver showed me the place it was a pretty cool area. I noticed some daytime River Road girls was out there on night.

This is a lower working class neighborhood located south of the JKIA airport. The women here cater to the locals and the rate for a single "shot" is 200 bob! Quality varies but these chicks are some of the same ones unsuspecting mongers are wining and dining in Nairobi's hottest nightspots. Where did you think SOME of the birds posting on IG / Tinder / Badoo come from? Don't visit without a local guide otherwise you risk becoming the victim of an opportunistic crime. We're all adults engaged in an activity that is frowned upon by society but managing your risk is your personal responsibility! It don't take much to get roofied here AND in other parts of Nairobi!

Club 110 is a strip bar located among a row of businesses facing Mombasa Rd. Girls dance on certain days and if you like what you see, rooms are upstairs. The bartender and DJ operate behind lockable metal cages but you already knew that this wasn't your run of the mill bar in Westlands didn't you? If you're risk averse, visit the restaurant next door and insist on getting seated at the upstairs balcony. After your meal, wash your hands and proceed to smash the chicks renting those rooms behind the bar. Night time mongers read on.

After a few cold beers (300 each), exit the club and hang a right and head to the alleys in the back. You'll eventually start running into skimpily dressed women roaming around looking for clients. Occasionally, they'll post up in groups around doorways and in other instances lay in beds in rooms with the door ajar legs wide open! Check ID, pay 200 bob, fuck and leave! My partner and I collected two Ugandan spinners out of Club 110 and fucked them at the Continental inn. We pre-negotiated with security to ensure that if 4 people went into the rooms, it was 4 leaving afterwards. You can't afford to be sloppy here!

[MwenByen]

I completely agree some extremely skinny chick was claiming me how I fuck up. I paid her 3500 bob for a lap dance and she stopped dancing after 2 songs to chop it up with me. It was hard for me to ditch her and that's when I started hitting the hostess.

Another infamous strip club located in the sketchiest parts of downtown Nairobi. There's no signage outside and unless you've been there, you'll never find it. A hidden security guy watching the street from behind a padlocked gate (with metal surrounds) is your first and only clue! To add to the sketchiness, the shared taxi I called up afterwards drove up and left. Entry way is in the pic!

The space itself is nothing to write home about. Another dimly lit spot with porn playing on flat screens, stripper poles, an idiot DJ taking over every record and couches wedged into any available space. Continuing with the hustle, you must prepay for a minimum of two drinks every time you order. I sat on an empty spot by the wall and started perusing the talent sliding up and down the poles. You'll get approached as soon as you're settled in. It won't take long.

On principle, I reject the first few girls that approach regardless of look. It's just my way of weeding out the hustlers and it's always worked for me. Around midnight, a "show" with a dildo and soapy water started. I hadn't seen this chick at first and on closer inspection realized she had very nice legs and a natural bubble on her. Bought her a drink after her show and moved her upstairs into one of the rooms for adult playtime. I don't know how this happened but the sight of the soapy water bouncing off of her skin in the shower drove me to mount and then blow the mother of all loads in what felt like seconds. These are the kind of loads that take a minute to recover from and I wasn't going to recharge before it was time to exit the rooms.

It was still too early to call it a night so I inquired if she could leave and she stated I had to pay 10 K to get her out. Paid the fee and took her straight to another night spot and later spent parts of the very next day at my place with her playing with my dick. An issue with these spots is you'll eventually get claimed by a chick and she'll become a problem when you next show up looking to fuck another broad. Aim to randomly show up and leave immediately afterwards. Encountered this issue at 207 too and that report is incoming. I knocked off three chicks over consecutive days before I had to quit!

[Slowalk]

Planning first trip to Nairobi, in which area to rent appartment with AirBnB?

Having been in Mombasa last year, tinder was great success for me.

I have an apartment in several locations around Kenya including Nairobi. It depends on how long you want the apartment. I use Booking for a temporariy place and then hunt using Google maps. Because Nairobi is so large, I use a real estate agent to help me. I haven't used Airbnb since 2019.

Most foreigners stay to the north and west side of Nairobi but you will pay more.

[Mombie75]

Planning first trip to Nairobi, in which area to rent appartment with AirBnB?

Having been in Mombasa last year, tinder was great success for me.

A cheap one I use in the CBD, (on Kirinyaga road in the Eagle Towers building) only 3 k a night. Clean, basic, bit of noise though as expected in Town in a block, but secure and has good wifi and netflix. Okay to come and go during the day but use bolt / uber at night. You can use a boda boda for 50-100 bob to do the 30 sec run into the centre of CBD instead of walking up a little bank and though the traffic.

Other than that I have used a few in Westlands and a couple off Ngong Road. You can't really go wrong as bolt is so cheap to get out and about.

[Reiner Otto]

Planning first trip to Nairobi, in which area to rent appartment with AirBnB?

Having been in Mombasa last year, tinder was great success for me.

[Neddy69]

At jargonizations. Proper reporting. I wish all posters were as clear and concise as you. Keep them coming. You do good for 10 posts versus some clueless posters who try to get themselves killed. If you don't know what you're doing. Africa will eat you alive.

Mwalimu.

[Jargonizations]

Another infamous strip club located in the sketchiest parts of downtown Nairobi. There's no signage outside and unless you've been there, you'll never find it. A hidden security guy watching the street from behind a padlocked gate (with metal surrounds) is your first and only clue! To add to the sketchiness, the shared taxi I called up afterwards drove up and left. Entry way is in the pic!

The space itself is nothing to write home about. Another dimly lit spot with porn playing on flat screens, stripper poles, an idiot DJ taking over every record and couches wedged into any available space. Continuing with the hustle, you must prepay for a minimum of two drinks every time you order. I sat on an empty spot by the wall and started perusing the talent sliding up and down the poles. You'll get approached as soon as you're settled in. It won't take long.

On principle, I reject the first few girls that approach regardless of look. It's just my way of weeding out the hustlers and it's always worked for me. Around midnight, a "show" with a dildo and soapy water started. I hadn't seen this chick at first and on closer inspection realized she had very nice legs and a natural bubble on her. Bought her a drink after her show and moved her upstairs into one of the rooms for adult playtime. I don't know how this happened but the sight of the soapy water bouncing off of her skin in the shower drove me to mount and then blow the mother of all loads in what felt like seconds. These are the kind of loads that take a minute to recover from and I wasn't going to recharge before it was time to exit the rooms.

It was still too early to call it a night so I inquired if she could leave and she stated I had to pay 10 K to get her out. Paid the fee and took her straight to another night spot and later spent parts of the very next day at my place with her playing with my dick. An issue with these spots is you'll eventually get claimed by a chick and she'll become a problem when you next show up looking to fuck another broad. Aim to randomly show up and leave immediately afterwards. Encountered this issue at 207 too and that report is incoming. I knocked off three chicks over consecutive days before I had to quit!

[Jargonizations]

This is a lower working class neighborhood located south of the JKIA airport. The women here cater to the locals and the rate for a single "shot" is 200 bob! Quality varies but these chicks are some of the same ones unsuspecting mongers are wining and dining in Nairobi's hottest nightspots. Where did you think SOME of the birds posting on IG / Tinder / Badoo come from? Don't visit without a local guide otherwise you risk becoming the victim of an opportunistic crime. We're all adults engaged in an activity that is frowned upon by society but managing your risk is your personal responsibility! It don't take much to get roofied here AND in other parts of Nairobi!

Club 110 is a strip bar located among a row of businesses facing Mombasa Rd. Girls dance on certain days and if you like what you see, rooms are upstairs. The bartender and DJ operate behind lockable metal cages but you already knew that this wasn't your run of the mill bar in Westlands didn't you? If you're risk averse, visit the restaurant next door and insist on getting seated at the upstairs balcony. After your meal, wash your hands and proceed to smash the chicks renting those rooms behind the bar. Night time mongers read on.

After a few cold beers (300 each), exit the club and hang a right and head to the alleys in the back. You'll eventually start running into skimpily dressed women roaming around looking for clients. Occasionally, they'll post up in groups around doorways and in other instances lay in beds in rooms with the door ajar legs wide open! Check ID, pay 200 bob, fuck and leave! My partner and I collected two Ugandan spinners out of Club 110 and fucked them at the Continental inn. We pre-negotiated with security to ensure that if 4 people went into the rooms, it was 4 leaving afterwards. You can't afford to be sloppy here!