Montreal

[The Cane]

Trust me, with relatives in Canada I know the healthcare is shitty. It's like the VA system in the states. It's better than nothing, if you have nothing to do all day but sit around and wait to see a doctor for a pill.

I had a Canadian girlfriend who said the exact same thing. For people not in the know the Canadian system is vastly overrated.

[HumbleHal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkOq60kP10

Canada is such an awesome country; the free healthcare alone is worth the stay

Trust me, with relatives in Canada I know the healthcare is shitty.

First, one must reside in Canada for 5 years before applying for health care.

Second, there are co-payments and deductibles.

Third, there are waiting periods to get appointments.

Fourth, the quality of care and the amount you get is low, the best doctors are on their own and accepting cash, and the doctors make alot of excuses not to treat you, for example: it's not their niche, no operating room nurses, go to physical therapy first for a year, etc. It's a cost containment system and if they provide too much care the cost is reviewed each year and they lose their annual bonuses. The Canadian doctors make more money on annual bonuses if they provide less care, less surgeries, etc. It's managed care, cost containment.

It's like the VA system in the states. It's better than nothing, if you have nothing to do all day but sit around and wait to see a doctor for a pill. Many foreign countries you can simply go to a pharmacy yourself and buy the same medicine without a prescription.

[Mongerer88]

Two of my greatest hobbying regrets is missing out on Campo Alegre in Curacao, now it's gone. That's something I would definitely have wanted to experience, but the other is not having sex in Montreal with the escorts. Cause for some weird reason last time I was there, I just did the strip clubs. Now with how strong the US Dollar is, it's a great time to do it, but I'm older now, and it's not possible to do anything anymore without some kind of sildenafil. I tell ya fellas, if I ever get the viagra cialis situation sorted out for myself, Montreal is definitely on the list. It'll be a miracle if I live long enough to get back there, but the idea of fucking a hot blonde french speaking Quebecois chick is great.

It's ironic isn't it. Life feels endless and too long, cause it's mostly misery. But when it comes to hobbying, life just seems to too short. There just ain't enough time cause there be places I want to go and go back to, to have paid sex with chicks again. But then most days, I just wish I was dead.

One of the biggest frustrations I had with the local Montreal board was the existence of several old men who would try to discourage postings by young guys and would tell them to get girlfriends. The old men would then tell stories about their supposed wonderful experiences as young men with girlfriends. I told them that the song Glory Days should be played as a soundtrack when reading the thread.

Your thoughts are very valuable to the younger members and lurkers reading them, especially with the lack of younger escorts entering the market. A person will never regret having too much sex with too many escorts when that person is young. The regrets go the other way. We all regret not having more sex with escorts when younger. None of us know what this activity will even look like a decade or two from now in numerous markets. If a guy is young, do things now.

[Newton York]

Two of my greatest hobbying regrets is missing out on Campo Alegre in Curacao, now it's gone. That's something I would definitely have wanted to experience, but the other is not having sex in Montreal with the escorts. Cause for some weird reason last time I was there, I just did the strip clubs. Now with how strong the US Dollar is, it's a great time to do it, but I'm older now, and it's not possible to do anything anymore without some kind of sildenafil. I tell ya fellas, if I ever get the viagra cialis situation sorted out for myself, Montreal is definitely on the list. It'll be a miracle if I live long enough to get back there, but the idea of fucking a hot blonde french speaking Quebecois chick is great.

It's ironic isn't it. Life feels endless and too long, cause it's mostly misery. But when it comes to hobbying, life just seems to too short. There just ain't enough time cause there be places I want to go and go back to, to have paid sex with chicks again. But then most days, I just wish I was dead.

[Jojab007]

1) Which lady do you recommend from Euphoria? Also, they say they charge 260 $ an hour. That is in CAD, right? Do they provide half an hour?

2) For Nuru laval: What is the "Fetishes"service? What is the difference between Nuru and sensual massage? Is it worth the price difference? Finally, whom do you recommend from their list of ladies?

Finally, are there any swinger parties in Montreal?

Thanks in advance!

I haven't tried them all, I wish. It depends on your taste, asian vs local, full vs petite. I found local quebecoise more into sex than others. I haven't tried 1/2 either, so don't know. $260 is CAD. All prices are always in CAD.

Laval Nuru seemed very strict with their menu, with strict rules being in Laval district as they told me.

No idea about swinger scene, but would love to hear your escapade.

[D Cups]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkOq60kP10

Canada is such an awesome country, the free healthcare alone is worth the stay, but you guys are leaving? What the hell man? You know it costs upwards of 10 grand here just for an emergency room visit in the US. That's why most of us would rather die than get sick. What is so bad about Canada that any of you would leave? Canada has universal healthcare, which is free! Holy Moses, Christ on a stick. Some people have no idea how good they have it sometimes. Canadians, listen up. Look, sure you may not have it as good as the Scandinavians, or the Swiss or the Singaporeans, but by Satan Himself, you have it way better than any of us stuck here in shitty america. Trust me, I know.

I'd sell my soul just to be Canadian, and rich, so I can enjoy the women of Quebec. My greatest regret is not partaking more of the girls when I had a chance to visit Quebec many years ago, all I really did was the strip clubs. Shoulda done some escorts too back then, now I can't even get myself back to Montreal even if my life depended on it.

With the dumbass running the place it's almost as bad as USA, healthcare notwithstanding. Talk to the Canadians, man.

[VonderJohn]

Laval nuru massage:

Only 2 were available (the other 3 busy). Receptionist wasn't accommodating even after I agreed to wait or come back later.

Chose 1 girl, in mid 30's, athletic body and good face. She used elbows most of the time even though it was supposed to be nuru massage. There was some body rub at the end plus happy ending. Touching and light kiss on body is allowed except between legs.

Vog:

Had a girl called Mia. Name has since disappeared from website, dunno why. It was supposed to be GFE, but these days everyone has their own meanings. Kiss+DATY extra $70, so I paid. Kiss was just cursory on lips not even open mouth. DFK is extra $50, so I stopped right there. That's a ripoff. GFE should be GFE and not extra $ ever step. Needless to say, will not use Vog again.

Euphoria:

They are still the best in my experience. I have been using them for long time. Girls feel more like semi-pros, beautiful girls next door with good attitude.

IMO, service from semis are more passionate as opposed to mechanical.

EscortsXO:

You can't go wrong with euphoria. However I do find gems from time to time at other places. Such was experience with Gisele from xo. Very young, beautiful, not a time-watcher, and she enjoys it too. Will recommend anyone whos interested in young girl whos interactive, enjoyable and not in hurry to leave.

Following an old posting, I tried to find strip called hilltop, had no luck. May be it's shutdown. Still looking for some good strip, tired of ones in downtown. Chez paree has good looking girls, but no extras plus insanely crowded.

Did anyone had luck with SA or secretbenefits in montreal.

1) Which lady do you recommend from Euphoria? Also, they say they charge 260 $ an hour. That is in CAD, right? Do they provide half an hour?

2) For Nuru laval: What is the "Fetishes"service? What is the difference between Nuru and sensual massage? Is it worth the price difference? Finally, whom do you recommend from their list of ladies?

Finally, are there any swinger parties in Montreal?

Thanks in advance!

[Turgid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkOq60kP10

Canada is such an awesome country, the free healthcare alone is worth the stay, but you guys are leaving? What the hell man? You know it costs upwards of 10 grand here just for an emergency room visit in the US. That's why most of us would rather die than get sick. What is so bad about Canada that any of you would leave? Canada has universal healthcare, which is free! Holy Moses, Christ on a stick. Some people have no idea how good they have it sometimes. Canadians, listen up. Look, sure you may not have it as good as the Scandinavians, or the Swiss or the Singaporeans, but by Satan Himself, you have it way better than any of us stuck here in shitty america. Trust me, I know.

I'd sell my soul just to be Canadian, and rich, so I can enjoy the women of Quebec. My greatest regret is not partaking more of the girls when I had a chance to visit Quebec many years ago, all I really did was the strip clubs. Shoulda done some escorts too back then, now I can't even get myself back to Montreal even if my life depended on it.

From google:

"Currently, annual immigration in Canada amounts to almost 500,000 new immigrants – one of the highest rates per population of any country in the world. As of 2023, there were more than eight million immigrants with permanent residence living in Canada. Roughly 20 percent of the total Canadian population. ".

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkOq60kP10

Canada is such an awesome country, the free healthcare alone is worth the stay, but you guys are leaving? What the hell man? You know it costs upwards of 10 grand here just for an emergency room visit in the US. That's why most of us would rather die than get sick. What is so bad about Canada that any of you would leave? Canada has universal healthcare, which is free! Holy Moses, Christ on a stick. Some people have no idea how good they have it sometimes. Canadians, listen up. Look, sure you may not have it as good as the Scandinavians, or the Swiss or the Singaporeans, but by Satan Himself, you have it way better than any of us stuck here in shitty america. Trust me, I know.

I'd sell my soul just to be Canadian, and rich, so I can enjoy the women of Quebec. My greatest regret is not partaking more of the girls when I had a chance to visit Quebec many years ago, all I really did was the strip clubs. Shoulda done some escorts too back then, now I can't even get myself back to Montreal even if my life depended on it.

[WillRodgers]

Traveling to area and curious if anyone is knowing of a physically strong "massage" therapist?

Would be much appreciated!

[Jojab007]

Laval nuru massage:

Only 2 were available (the other 3 busy). Receptionist wasn't accommodating even after I agreed to wait or come back later.

Chose 1 girl, in mid 30's, athletic body and good face. She used elbows most of the time even though it was supposed to be nuru massage. There was some body rub at the end plus happy ending. Touching and light kiss on body is allowed except between legs.

Vog:

Had a girl called Mia. Name has since disappeared from website, dunno why. It was supposed to be GFE, but these days everyone has their own meanings. Kiss+DATY extra $70, so I paid. Kiss was just cursory on lips not even open mouth. DFK is extra $50, so I stopped right there. That's a ripoff. GFE should be GFE and not extra $ ever step. Needless to say, will not use Vog again.

Euphoria:

They are still the best in my experience. I have been using them for long time. Girls feel more like semi-pros, beautiful girls next door with good attitude.

IMO, service from semis are more passionate as opposed to mechanical.

EscortsXO:

You can't go wrong with euphoria. However I do find gems from time to time at other places. Such was experience with Gisele from xo. Very young, beautiful, not a time-watcher, and she enjoys it too. Will recommend anyone whos interested in young girl whos interactive, enjoyable and not in hurry to leave.

Following an old posting, I tried to find strip called hilltop, had no luck. May be it's shutdown. Still looking for some good strip, tired of ones in downtown. Chez paree has good looking girls, but no extras plus insanely crowded.

Did anyone had luck with SA or secretbenefits in montreal.

[Merperb]

Hey Gang -.

Hope all is well. Coming in from NY just for the night. Staying at the Ritz Carlton Monday night. How is the hotel bar? Easy to score and take them back to room?

Also appreciate suggestions on best Outcall. Really want to have an Indian or Pakistani if anyone has any Indies. I am happy to suggest options in NYC.

Probably very late to this but note this for future reference. There are three providers in Montreal that I have came across who are south asian. 2 are with separate agencies and one is indi.

Jaz. She is with luxury and works almost every day with them. I have made 3 trips to Montreal in the last 5 months and she was there every time.

Priya. W / XO. (search XO montreal agency) you will find it quick as they don't advertise on Merb.

Savana Khan. She advertises on Tyrst Links and (I think P4)?

Samira Devi. Also advertises on Tryst and I think P4.

The easiest two book will be Jaz or Priya as they are with agencies whereas the other two are indies and may require screening / deposits.

[Caseyx]

What happened in the past is that LE used merb to locate and detect MPs which were offering FS, then shut them down. This did nobody any good. The girls, the hobbyists, the owners, etc.

So now only a very few MPs offer full service and open info sharing about MP is forbidden on merb.

I figured that it was something like that. Doesn't make any less inconvenient. I'm a little surprised that LE was cracking down on MPs in a place like Montreal but then politicians are politicians everywhere.

Anyway, I got my answer last night. The two MPs I met let me ask for FS after starting with vague questions about "what kind of session are you looking for?" but then were happy to provide. Will write more later.

[Jmioffe]

Hey Gang -.

Hope all is well. Coming in from NY just for the night. Staying at the Ritz Carlton Monday night. How is the hotel bar? Easy to score and take them back to room?

Also appreciate suggestions on best Outcall. Really want to have an Indian or Pakistani if anyone has any Indies. I am happy to suggest options in NYC.

XO has a member who's South Asian.

[Wet Nose]

Been lurking for a little while. Sorry in advance for asking a question in my first post.

Side note, the green board is really frustrating when it comes to massage places. Maybe a regular can "read between the lines" as they suggest but the lack of real information makes it pretty useless for a newcomer. I mean, when a poster writes something like "the service levels here are low" how am I supposed to know whether he means that all you'll get is a basic handy or that you'll get FS but it won't be full GFE?

I'm planning to post my experiences when I get there. Hope that's enough to get a response here.

What happened in the past is that LE used merb to locate and detect MPs which were offering FS, then shut them down. This did nobody any good. The girls, the hobbyists, the owners, etc.

So now only a very few MPs offer full service and open info sharing about MP is forbidden on merb.