FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[HammerTime96]

Sharks line up on this past Wednesday was one of the worst I've seen for a 50 e entry Wednesday since Corona. Before Orthodox Easter, I remember the line up being the slimmest I've seen in while, but last night there was a particularly odd number of larger and older women. I mean, the line up resembled a large NRW club line up. Customers were scarce too, like 2:1, F: M. The odds were good but the goods were quite odd.

Yes I was there in April and last week, and it was similar, the staff behind the bar joked that it was like a Lesbian Party LOL! The 'excuses' of Orthodox Easter, Ramadan, and other public holidays did not apply when I was there in April and as you pointed out: very few male customers, and a very mediocre lineup. Girls like Brenda, Senna, Ester, Abbi, Renata, Catalea, and lots of other girls who's name I don't know and who are normally very busy during the weekend, were standing around a lot in April.

By the way, as mentioned I was also in Sharks last week and to be fair: the month of May is always a bit 'special' because this year there is Orthodox Easter, but also in May there are a lot of German public holidays like Labour Day (May 1st, which is also celebrated in Romania), Ascension Day, and Pentecost, which probably all have an effect on both the visitors and girls present. Nevertheless, I don't remember things being this bad last year in April-May.

However, as I already predicted a while ago: it seems that 1) sky high prices compared to 2019,2) shitty service, 3) lack of salary growth for male customers in combination with high inflation, is finally biting the ladies in the ass. I'm guessing that many men (including locals) have finally woken up that FKK clubs in Germany are no longer a 'good deal' and unsurprisingly they are voting with their feet and wallets, because at the end of the day priority has to be given to paying for rent or mortgage, heating costs, and groceries.

Isn't it ironic that by prohibiting price discussions on the German forum, they are now ultimately destroying their own 'paradise,' because many fixed costs (heating, staff, food, maintenance, security) for Sharks will remain the same. In the end they'll have to pay more entrance for less service and get to 'enjoy' a lousy lineup with high prices.

[Escape Artist]

Sharks line up on this past Wednesday was one of the worst I've seen for a 50 e entry Wednesday since Corona. Before Orthodox Easter, I remember the line up being the slimmest I've seen in while, but last night there was a particularly odd number of larger and older women. I mean, the line up resembled a large NRW club line up. Customers were scarce too, like 2:1, F: M. The odds were good but the goods were quite odd. I just took a massage from the Thai lady and took Arianna, which was a delightful time. I'm still not into 200 euro hours but at least she gives old school service with no time pressure or upsell from there.

[Sirioja]

I was in Sharks two days in a row. (Saturday and Sunday). The girls' lineup was much better on Saturday. The awful fire incident took place on Sunday morning about 10:15 AM. Three fire trucks with more than 15 firefighters fought the fire for about one hour. The fire completely destroyed the sauna room inside.

Same information from inside for me. When I criticize kind of chicken robbers casting with bad value for money, but no problem and no safety problem about the club, my tip being to target short old woman with short hair who is much faster than others at the bar. Club is not helped by most girls, for business.

[Turgid]

Doesn't sound like her as she isn't fat but she is old, she's in her 70's apart from that I'm struggling to describe her. She's Italian and her line to potential new customers is she gives the best blow job in the world. I'm not aware of any other women in their 70's working in Sharks so you should know her if she her.

Some of my regular girls want me to go with her so I can report back if indeed it is the best in the world.

I heard it said that once you get a BBBJ CIM from Sylvana you will keep going back so these girls better be aware of what they're asking for.

[Saturn11]

When I was in Sharks last year an old fat ugly approached me and I blew her off. What does this Sylvanna creature look like? I'm surprised The Insane Dwarf hasnt chimed in about her life, her talents, etc in indecipherable English.

Doesn't sound like her as she isn't fat but she is old, she's in her 70's apart from that I'm struggling to describe her. She's Italian and her line to potential new customers is she gives the best blow job in the world. I'm not aware of any other women in their 70's working in Sharks so you should know her if she her.

Some of my regular girls want me to go with her so I can report back if indeed it is the best in the world.

[Turgid]

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.

I cannot trust your order of preference because although you no doubt experienced (1) to (5) you have not experienced (6).

[UShobbyist]

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.

On Sunday afternoon, the sun came up. All the chairs around the swimming pool were taken by naked men. Sylvanna's specialty was giving naked sunbathers BBBJ in public. Sylvanna missed a lot of income last Sunday because she could not make same amount of money in other clubs.

[Nyezhov]

When I was in Sharks last year an old fat ugly approached me and I blew her off. What does this Sylvanna creature look like? I'm surprised The Insane Dwarf hasnt chimed in about her life, her talents, etc in indecipherable English.

[Saturn11]

Indeed, she is reputed to give the best BBBJ one could ever get. My advice is to lay back and think that (insert name here) is doing it while she is sucking you off. You will be surprised how intense will be the CIM.

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.

[Sirioja]

German and French forums are 'sponsored' by the sharks. Corruption is everywhere, anything you read is only because they want you to read it. The rest is deleted.

But nobody could never make me stopping, when a real free mind, not even my employers.

[Sirioja]

Where and how does this election of Miss 202 x take place?

On youppie forum, when many French visit often Sharks, but I m a very different French and I would not vote for Brenda.

[Sirioja]

Brenda's services were way blow average. She does not allow digit in her pussy let alone anal digit. Nadia of FKK Oase beats Brenda hands down in both face and services.

Sure, not Ukrainian Nadia Oase is far prettier than Brenda, showing the fall for looks at Sharks when Miss Sharks 2023 , but if Brenda is below Nadia in bed, then really low level for sex. I always thought most guys go only for her unique naturals.

[Turgid]

I was told her vacation normally involves working at a club in Stuttgart. Despite her claims of giving the best blow job ever, .....

Indeed, she is reputed to give the best BBBJ one could ever get. My advice is to lay back and think that (insert name here) is doing it while she is sucking you off. You will be surprised how intense will be the CIM.

[Nyezhov]

Thank you Seshomeru1 and Turgid for sharing your thoughts. I totally agree, the situation in Germany is getting less attractive, and the same moment things maybe getting better in your location. And it makes less and less sense to travel for only one purpose.

But it is so easy to say 'Huh, I do not want to travel, I am good at home' in the middle of warm and blessed May. It is more difficult to say the same in rainy October or gray January. Yes, it makes less and less sense to travel for only one purpose, but still makes total sense to travel in general. And if to travel why not to go to the land of good beer, sausages and FKK?

By the way, I have just checked the airfare prices from my location to FRA and Bangkok, and travel to Thailand just a little more expensive now (even a trip is twice longer).

Fly to Thailand from Frankfurt, 11 hours.

[Saturn11]

During my most recent two days' visits to Sharks, I did NOT see the 74 years old Silvener. The door manager told me that she took a month long vacation after Easter. Without this 74 years old witch to bug them, a lot of punters were in the hot tubs to have a good time especially in the afternoon and in the evening.

I was told her vacation normally involves working at a club in Stuttgart. Despite her claims of giving the best blow job ever, I've never been remotely tempted. It would be impossible for her to give me a blowjob anyway since I'd never be erect with her.

She leaves me alone now after I turned her down repeatedly but still I prefer the club when she isn't there.