FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Samplerr]

Does anyone know the time the first morning train goes from Darmstadt to the airport, or the bus?

I have an 08:30 flight out. That means I need to be there at 06:00.

Just plug your query into Google Maps Journey Planner.

[UShobbyist]

Same information from inside for me. When I criticize kind of chicken robbers casting with bad value for money, but no problem and no safety problem about the club, my tip being to target short old woman with short hair who is much faster than others at the bar. Club is not helped by most girls, for business.

I just don't understand why customers always talk about old ugly girl such as Sylvanna and lousy service girl such as Brenda. They just don't know who Dina is. I think that Dina (2017 - 2019) is the most beautiful girl in Sharks' history. Dina was not only beautiful but also provided good services if you paid 150 EUR or more at that time.

[Sirioja]

When Oase became upselling to fuck tourists, on 2016 , girls lost business and cried. Just normal happen same now at upselling Sharks, when I see ex regulars in other clubs. Can still find 50/30 at Atlanta and in NRW, with prettier than at Sharks. When I'm not a 30 mn rabbit, but like to play my love in bed, only in bed, game, needing at least 1 hour, I don't see any, since very fresh when she arrived, not with Ariana Grande, prostitute look with poneytail with extensions, Lora, worthing 200/60 and I got her in hotel for same rate. Pity a gypsy pimp behind, but a rare supermodel which must be higher than 1,77, natural beauty, even I had to be so careful when fucking her small pussy. But pimps are small size.

[Sirioja]

I heard it said that once you get a BBBJ CIM from Sylvana you will keep going back so these girls better be aware of what they're asking for.

Same like German Zoe with super sexy milky skin very woman body, legendary Sylvana tour all over FKK land, she is Taylor Swift of FKK land. When she hunted at Samya, just fallen from Mercedes pimp very fresh Romanians looked at her with round eyes, when no hunting at Samya. Funny, when no more teeth, but she gets more business than some real beauties.

[Nyezhov]

Does anyone know the time the first morning train goes from Darmstadt to the airport, or the bus?

I have an 08:30 flight out. That means I need to be there at 06:00.

[Escape Artist]

Yes I was there in April and last week, and it was similar, the staff behind the bar joked that it was like a Lesbian Party LOL! The 'excuses' of Orthodox Easter, Ramadan, and other public holidays did not apply when I was there in April and as you pointed out: very few male customers, and a very mediocre lineup. Girls like Brenda, Senna, Ester, Abbi, Renata, Catalea, and lots of other girls who's name I don't know and who are normally very busy during the weekend, were standing around a lot in April.

By the way, as mentioned I was also in Sharks last week and to be fair: the month of May is always a bit 'special' because this year there is Orthodox Easter, but also in May there are a lot of German public holidays like Labour Day (May 1st, which is also celebrated in Romania), Ascension Day, and Pentecost, which probably all have an effect on both the visitors and girls present. Nevertheless, I don't remember things being this bad last year in April-May.

However, as I already predicted a while ago: it seems that 1) sky high prices compared to 2019,2) shitty service, 3) lack of salary growth for male customers in combination with high inflation, is finally biting the ladies in the ass. I'm guessing that many men (including locals) have finally woken up that FKK clubs in Germany are no longer a 'good deal' and unsurprisingly they are voting with their feet and wallets, because at the end of the day priority has to be given to paying for rent or mortgage, heating costs, and groceries.

Isn't it ironic that by prohibiting price discussions on the German forum, they are now ultimately destroying their own 'paradise,' because many fixed costs (heating, staff, food, maintenance, security) for Sharks will remain the same. In the end they'll have to pay more entrance for less service and get to 'enjoy' a lousy lineup with high prices.

I actually meant to say that the line up optics at the end of April was actually pretty good, especially for the guys who like teenie and skinny. But man, Wednesday was rough. It was a Monday quality line up with oldies, fatties, and bad tit jobs. I wasn't there May 1st but I heard it was pretty good being a holiday and the weather was nice, sunny at 25 C. I'm certain the lineup optic quality will improve, and guessing it will do so by this weekend. No way it can get any worse.

As for the price inflation, doubtful changes happen and I'll once against doubt on the guys saying 150 euro was the asking price for 80% of the girls.

But yeah, if the men stay away, yeah, it's a wrap. The question is what can the club do about it? These new girls are set on the 200 e hour.

[HammerTime96]

Sharks line up on this past Wednesday was one of the worst I've seen for a 50 e entry Wednesday since Corona. Before Orthodox Easter, I remember the line up being the slimmest I've seen in while, but last night there was a particularly odd number of larger and older women. I mean, the line up resembled a large NRW club line up. Customers were scarce too, like 2:1, F: M. The odds were good but the goods were quite odd.

Yes I was there in April and last week, and it was similar, the staff behind the bar joked that it was like a Lesbian Party LOL! The 'excuses' of Orthodox Easter, Ramadan, and other public holidays did not apply when I was there in April and as you pointed out: very few male customers, and a very mediocre lineup. Girls like Brenda, Senna, Ester, Abbi, Renata, Catalea, and lots of other girls who's name I don't know and who are normally very busy during the weekend, were standing around a lot in April.

By the way, as mentioned I was also in Sharks last week and to be fair: the month of May is always a bit 'special' because this year there is Orthodox Easter, but also in May there are a lot of German public holidays like Labour Day (May 1st, which is also celebrated in Romania), Ascension Day, and Pentecost, which probably all have an effect on both the visitors and girls present. Nevertheless, I don't remember things being this bad last year in April-May.

However, as I already predicted a while ago: it seems that 1) sky high prices compared to 2019,2) shitty service, 3) lack of salary growth for male customers in combination with high inflation, is finally biting the ladies in the ass. I'm guessing that many men (including locals) have finally woken up that FKK clubs in Germany are no longer a 'good deal' and unsurprisingly they are voting with their feet and wallets, because at the end of the day priority has to be given to paying for rent or mortgage, heating costs, and groceries.

Isn't it ironic that by prohibiting price discussions on the German forum, they are now ultimately destroying their own 'paradise,' because many fixed costs (heating, staff, food, maintenance, security) for Sharks will remain the same. In the end they'll have to pay more entrance for less service and get to 'enjoy' a lousy lineup with high prices.

[Escape Artist]

Sharks line up on this past Wednesday was one of the worst I've seen for a 50 e entry Wednesday since Corona. Before Orthodox Easter, I remember the line up being the slimmest I've seen in while, but last night there was a particularly odd number of larger and older women. I mean, the line up resembled a large NRW club line up. Customers were scarce too, like 2:1, F: M. The odds were good but the goods were quite odd. I just took a massage from the Thai lady and took Arianna, which was a delightful time. I'm still not into 200 euro hours but at least she gives old school service with no time pressure or upsell from there.

[Sirioja]

I was in Sharks two days in a row. (Saturday and Sunday). The girls' lineup was much better on Saturday. The awful fire incident took place on Sunday morning about 10:15 AM. Three fire trucks with more than 15 firefighters fought the fire for about one hour. The fire completely destroyed the sauna room inside.

Same information from inside for me. When I criticize kind of chicken robbers casting with bad value for money, but no problem and no safety problem about the club, my tip being to target short old woman with short hair who is much faster than others at the bar. Club is not helped by most girls, for business.

[Turgid]

Doesn't sound like her as she isn't fat but she is old, she's in her 70's apart from that I'm struggling to describe her. She's Italian and her line to potential new customers is she gives the best blow job in the world. I'm not aware of any other women in their 70's working in Sharks so you should know her if she her.

Some of my regular girls want me to go with her so I can report back if indeed it is the best in the world.

I heard it said that once you get a BBBJ CIM from Sylvana you will keep going back so these girls better be aware of what they're asking for.

[Saturn11]

When I was in Sharks last year an old fat ugly approached me and I blew her off. What does this Sylvanna creature look like? I'm surprised The Insane Dwarf hasnt chimed in about her life, her talents, etc in indecipherable English.

Doesn't sound like her as she isn't fat but she is old, she's in her 70's apart from that I'm struggling to describe her. She's Italian and her line to potential new customers is she gives the best blow job in the world. I'm not aware of any other women in their 70's working in Sharks so you should know her if she her.

Some of my regular girls want me to go with her so I can report back if indeed it is the best in the world.

[Turgid]

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.

I cannot trust your order of preference because although you no doubt experienced (1) to (5) you have not experienced (6).

[UShobbyist]

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.

On Sunday afternoon, the sun came up. All the chairs around the swimming pool were taken by naked men. Sylvanna's specialty was giving naked sunbathers BBBJ in public. Sylvanna missed a lot of income last Sunday because she could not make same amount of money in other clubs.

[Nyezhov]

When I was in Sharks last year an old fat ugly approached me and I blew her off. What does this Sylvanna creature look like? I'm surprised The Insane Dwarf hasnt chimed in about her life, her talents, etc in indecipherable English.

[Saturn11]

Indeed, she is reputed to give the best BBBJ one could ever get. My advice is to lay back and think that (insert name here) is doing it while she is sucking you off. You will be surprised how intense will be the CIM.

In order of preference I have.

(1) Good BJ from a hot girl.

(2) Average BJ from a hot girl.

(3) Good BJ from an average looking girl.

(4) Average BJ from an average looking girl.

(5) No BJ.

(6) BJ from Sylvanna.