Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Sam Sanuk]

If ever there was a case for the moderator to step in and ban a user from the forum, this is surely it.

Was a sick sick fuck wit, at the bare minimum you should take your post down and make a sincere apology.

This sub-forum is for "rants, STUPID SHIT. " This post definitely is appropriately offered here. As with a lot of postings in this section of the board, I'm just not sure if "STUPID SHIT" refers to the content of a post or if it refers to the author. LOL Considered the poster might be under the influence when posting this "brilliant" (insert sarcasm emoji) prose.

Sam.

[Expat American]

Now, if only Beelzebub would buy my fucking soul already, cause I'm ready and willing to trade it for around 10 million USD. Not even asking for much. I've had a shit life, so 10 million buckaroos to fuck the last few years of my life away, can't be too much to ask?

Even 10 million IDR would be severely overpaying. LOL.

[Davey1965]

Never did it myself, but I know people who have done it. One friend married a bar girl and hired a contractor to start building a house in Krabi for the two of them. He came to his senses before construction was completed. I'm sure he lost money in the transaction, but it wasn't a disaster. The divorce was shortly thereafter.

Another couple did it successfully, but she was never a P4P girl. She owns the land and he owns the newly built house. I don't know what happens when she wants his house removed from her land, but right now they are happily living in that house.

Another example was an American married a Thai bar girl and they used all of his retirement money to buy land and build a successful business. The woman died after a few years and the Thai government gave the business to her son. He got kicked out from the business that he built.

Of course, farang cannot own Thai real estate, so she can kick your ass to the curb whenever she wants. She keeps the real estate. If ever tempted to get a house for a Thai girl, I have 3 suggestions. Rent. Rent. Rent. If she pushes to buy land, you know she didn't want a house to live, she wanted a financial asset.

Just do a 30 year land lease and you can have a clause to renew after 30 for another 30. Not all properties are available for this but it is not hard. Just keep looking.

[Explorer8939]

Probably the #1 advice I give to guys coming to Thailand for the first time is: don't get hung up on one bar girl. There are 1000's of them, if you hook up with one, you will miss the greatest attraction of Thailand: the 1000's of ladies waiting for you.

Plus going with one lady exclusively will cost you, one way or another. Once she knows she has you, you're a dead man, you just don't know it.

I just dropped off a bar girl at Almaty airport (Kazakhstan), I gave her 1,000 baht a day for 2 weeks. But, she's not my "girlfriend" and I will see dozens of bar girls when I get back to Thailand.

[CaliGuy33]

Actually he was traveling with his wife via Singapore on route to Australia. So I reckon your post is a classic case of projection.

NewtonYork has lost it. Just read his comments from the last few months, cringe and strange. Tunnel vision way of thinking that any man on a flight to SEA is a monger.

NY's posts when he was in Thailand were excellent, but since returning home he has lost it. Such is life in the sexless landscape of the US, it really messes guys up mentally.

[PgReal]

I didn't know where to put this, so I figured this here rant pages would work. I just have to talk about this. It's pretty hilarious. So this dude right, some british fella, early 70's according to the news report, still younger than me by the way, he goes ahead and dies of a heart attack on a Singapore Airlines flight. From the uk over to Singapore. I mean, let's be honest here fellas. Retired, rich old white dudes flying over to south east Asia? Betcha bottom dollar he was going over to fuck. Probably had a connecting flight to Bangkok, or Manila, or Bali, etc. But he died! Ha! Fucking hilarious! I love it. Didn't even make it to Singapore to catch his connecting flight, but his dead body ended up in Bangkok anyway. HAH! It's comedy gold!

At least he died on the way to doing what he loved. Betcha he was in business class too. Now, that's what I'm calling 'going out in style'. I could only hope I'll go out that way too. I'd prefer in bed with a babe. But severe turbulence on a plane will do just as fine. I know it's just a drop in the ocean, but one less old guy to have to compete with for the girls in south east Asia is a win to me.

So, so funny. Imagine dying on a Singapore Airlines flight. I couldn't stop laughing.

Now, if only Beelzebub would buy my fucking soul already, cause I'm ready and willing to trade it for around 10 million USD. Not even asking for much. I've had a shit life, so 10 million buckaroos to fuck the last few years of my life away, can't be too much to ask?

If ever there was a case for the moderator to step in and ban a user from the forum, this is surely it.

Was a sick sick fuck wit, at the bare minimum you should take your post down and make a sincere apology.

[Sam Sanuk]

Never did it myself, but I know people who have done it. One friend married a bar girl and hired a contractor to start building a house in Krabi for the two of them. He came to his senses before construction was completed. I'm sure he lost money in the transaction, but it wasn't a disaster. The divorce was shortly thereafter.

Another couple did it successfully, but she was never a P4P girl. She owns the land and he owns the newly built house. I don't know what happens when she wants his house removed from her land, but right now they are happily living in that house.

Another example was an American married a Thai bar girl and they used all of his retirement money to buy land and build a successful business. The woman died after a few years and the Thai government gave the business to her son. He got kicked out from the business that he built..

Get a good Thai attorney who can draw up a good looooong term lease agreement which might prohibit the transfer of ownership of the land. In any case, it is value-added insurance.

Sam.

[HorseTrader]

Anyone here ever buy a house for a bar girl? Yeah, it's a thing.

I know some ladies who aim for a new house every season, once their house is built, they drop the Farang "boyfriend" and look for a new one.

I can't imagine how the guy feels when the bar girl has spent his money and then blocks him.

Never did it myself, but I know people who have done it. One friend married a bar girl and hired a contractor to start building a house in Krabi for the two of them. He came to his senses before construction was completed. I'm sure he lost money in the transaction, but it wasn't a disaster. The divorce was shortly thereafter.

Another couple did it successfully, but she was never a P4P girl. She owns the land and he owns the newly built house. I don't know what happens when she wants his house removed from her land, but right now they are happily living in that house.

Another example was an American married a Thai bar girl and they used all of his retirement money to buy land and build a successful business. The woman died after a few years and the Thai government gave the business to her son. He got kicked out from the business that he built.

Of course, farang cannot own Thai real estate, so she can kick your ass to the curb whenever she wants. She keeps the real estate. If ever tempted to get a house for a Thai girl, I have 3 suggestions. Rent. Rent. Rent. If she pushes to buy land, you know she didn't want a house to live, she wanted a financial asset.

[Nyezhov]

I didn't know where to put this, so I figured this here rant pages would work. I just have to talk about this. It's pretty hilarious. So this dude right, some british fella, early 70's according to the news report, still younger than me by the way, he goes ahead and dies of a heart attack on a Singapore Airlines flight. From the uk over to Singapore. I mean, let's be honest here fellas. Retired, rich old white dudes flying over to south east Asia? Betcha bottom dollar he was going over to fuck. Probably had a connecting flight to Bangkok, or Manila, or Bali, etc. But he died! Ha! Fucking hilarious! I love it. Didn't even make it to Singapore to catch his connecting flight, but his dead body ended up in Bangkok anyway. HAH! It's comedy gold!

At least he died on the way to doing what he loved. Betcha he was in business class too. Now, that's what I'm calling 'going out in style'. I could only hope I'll go out that way too. I'd prefer in bed with a babe. But severe turbulence on a plane will do just as fine. I know it's just a drop in the ocean, but one less old guy to have to compete with for the girls in south east Asia is a win to me.

So, so funny. Imagine dying on a Singapore Airlines flight. I couldn't stop laughing.

Now, if only Beelzebub would buy my fucking soul already, cause I'm ready and willing to trade it for around 10 million USD. Not even asking for much. I've had a shit life, so 10 million buckaroos to fuck the last few years of my life away, can't be too much to ask?

It was a heart attack brought on by severe turbulance where a whole planeful was injured. He died in front of his wife you sick fuck.

[LittleBigMan]

Anyone here ever buy a house for a bar girl? Yeah, it's a thing.

I know some ladies who aim for a new house every season, once their house is built, they drop the Farang "boyfriend" and look for a new one.

I can't imagine how the guy feels when the bar girl has spent his money and then blocks him.

I know lots of guys who have done it and are doing well, then as you note lots of guys who have learned the hard way to regret it a few you read in the news jump off the balcony.

What people do with their money is their business buying a house and then getting burned. Even before if one has their head and eye straight there are signs from the girl's conversation with guys who sponsor or buy a house it is always the same when they ask for your advice and then give it " You don't know her " when it comes to money those who have it and missing something in their lives are the one's you need to worry about, those who don't are less likely to do something rash simply truthfully don't have it.

The worst are those who do it over and over again even when they get burned these are the Charlie Tuna of the world I call them. If you have to buy a house take note spend and buy what you could lose and not miss if it happens call it a day lesson learn move on the same as when one was small "Don't touch the flame if you don't want to get burn " they don't listen thereafter will never do it again that is the lesson one must learn here.

[SiamMan]

I didn't know where to put this, so I figured this here rant pages would work. I just have to talk about this. It's pretty hilarious. So this dude right, some british fella, early 70's according to the news report, still younger than me by the way, he goes ahead and dies of a heart attack on a Singapore Airlines flight. From the uk over to Singapore. I mean, let's be honest here fellas. Retired, rich old white dudes flying over to south east Asia? Betcha bottom dollar he was going over to fuck. Probably had a connecting flight to Bangkok, or Manila, or Bali, etc. But he died! Ha! Fucking hilarious! I love it. Didn't even make it to Singapore to catch his connecting flight, but his dead body ended up in Bangkok anyway. HAH! It's comedy gold!

At least he died on the way to doing what he loved. Betcha he was in business class too. Now, that's what I'm calling 'going out in style'. I could only hope I'll go out that way too. I'd prefer in bed with a babe. But severe turbulence on a plane will do just as fine. I know it's just a drop in the ocean, but one less old guy to have to compete with for the girls in south east Asia is a win to me.

So, so funny. Imagine dying on a Singapore Airlines flight. I couldn't stop laughing.

Now, if only Beelzebub would buy my fucking soul already, cause I'm ready and willing to trade it for around 10 million USD. Not even asking for much. I've had a shit life, so 10 million buckaroos to fuck the last few years of my life away, can't be too much to ask?

Actually he was traveling with his wife via Singapore on route to Australia. So I reckon your post is a classic case of projection.

[Newton York]

Anyone here ever buy a house for a bar girl? Yeah, it's a thing.

I know some ladies who aim for a new house every season, once their house is built, they drop the Farang "boyfriend" and look for a new one.

I can't imagine how the guy feels when the bar girl has spent his money and then blocks him.

Is there really dudes that do this? Or can even afford to? I can't imagine anyone would be that stupid. Seriously, there are guys out there that do this? Oh man, if there are, they deserve all they get. And I hope they get shit.

[Newton York]

I didn't know where to put this, so I figured this here rant pages would work. I just have to talk about this. It's pretty hilarious. So this dude right, some british fella, early 70's according to the news report, still younger than me by the way, he goes ahead and dies of a heart attack on a Singapore Airlines flight. From the uk over to Singapore. I mean, let's be honest here fellas. Retired, rich old white dudes flying over to south east Asia? Betcha bottom dollar he was going over to fuck. Probably had a connecting flight to Bangkok, or Manila, or Bali, etc. But he died! Ha! Fucking hilarious! I love it. Didn't even make it to Singapore to catch his connecting flight, but his dead body ended up in Bangkok anyway. HAH! It's comedy gold!

At least he died on the way to doing what he loved. Betcha he was in business class too. Now, that's what I'm calling 'going out in style'. I could only hope I'll go out that way too. I'd prefer in bed with a babe. But severe turbulence on a plane will do just as fine. I know it's just a drop in the ocean, but one less old guy to have to compete with for the girls in south east Asia is a win to me.

So, so funny. Imagine dying on a Singapore Airlines flight. I couldn't stop laughing.

Now, if only Beelzebub would buy my fucking soul already, cause I'm ready and willing to trade it for around 10 million USD. Not even asking for much. I've had a shit life, so 10 million buckaroos to fuck the last few years of my life away, can't be too much to ask?

[Explorer8939]

Anyone here ever buy a house for a bar girl? Yeah, it's a thing.

I know some ladies who aim for a new house every season, once their house is built, they drop the Farang "boyfriend" and look for a new one.

I can't imagine how the guy feels when the bar girl has spent his money and then blocks him.

[PgReal]

Please note how both PGReal and Nyezhov spend their time in this thread doing exactly what they accuse others of doing. This is called projecting and neither one has the ability to recognize the double standard behavior in themselves nor correct it. They both need to take a look at themselves in the mirror and make a change. But that is really not important. This is the internet and they both can be all that they can be here.

I am pretty sure neither one of them exists IRL. At least not IMRL. The internet is the only life they have as far as I am concerned. That is keeping it real.

Do I have to remind both of them that this is the Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand thread? Apparently I do!

So now I am not real. Jesus I just banged my head falling off my chair laughing. I don't think ISG is up to employing AI just yet.

You really do need a doctor mate.

Your ramblings are just god boring at this stage.