2002-2006 General Reports

[Pedro Chilli]

Hi Chris P

I also like tall skinny girls who bulge in the right places. I managed to find several of these at Simmers Pub and Florida disco. Check my recent posts. As to being the same as mtv models, well, after a few Tusker lagers they looked the same to me.

Seriously though I did not see too many 8 or 9's, but several 7 out of tens. What they may lack in refinement of looks or conversation, they more than make up for in performance. (IMHO).

[Chris P]

May I ask some Kenyan experts, what is the body type of most girls one can get jiggy with in Kenya? From my African trips, I am really looking for the classic big, black girl - tall (6 foot plus is great) and thick; not fat, rather with a small waist, but big booties, thick, even muscular thighs and bodies, and tig ol' bitties. Kind of like what you often see on MTV.

In my recent trip to Ghana I was surprised to find that most of the girls are quite small and either relatively petite or just flat out fat; not really the big, tall, voluptuous, bootlicious African-American MTV shape I'd been looking for. I was surprised because I thought most of the African-Americans originally come from this area of West Africa? Is this also true of Kenya? If so, where would it be best to go and find the taller types, or are they sadly just a myth?

Cheers,

Chris

[M Zungo]

You will find women 7 days a week no problem although some of the places are much busier on weekends, but that sometimes is almost a hassle cause they let in so much people one can hardly reach the bar to get a drink.

Im not a weather man but if i remember rainy season is mostly april may, and it doesnt rain all day long the problem is roads etc that get quite bad.

If you intend to stay on the beach its not such an issue, but the cities are not at their best in rain season.

The hunting will as good as always in rain season. Perhaps even better girl to men ratio. (and that one is already amazing when you go out in Kenya).

[Gladiator]

I am thinking about going on a sexual safari in Mombasa next year and have a couple of questions:

1. Regarding the clubs, discos and bars in this city, are they open only at the weekends or will I find an active nightlife too on weekdays? I’ve seen some reports saying they open only on Fridays and Saturdays and I’m a bit concerned for the prospect of not finding good discos or bars to do my hunting the other days.

2. I would go in March-April, which is rainy season as far as I know. What’s the rainy season like in Mombasa? Are there just occasional rains and some periods of sunshine too or will I be all the time fucked up by the continuous rain?

I’d appreciate if someone could give me some feedback on this.

Thanks in advance,

[Tummel]

Hi Guys,

New here, but I promised to do a little advertising for a girl from Kenya. Maybe some of you are interested in a bit more than just sex. You can normally meet her in Cheers, Bamburi Beach, 5-6 km north of Mombasa. Ask for Janice or Annita. She is 20 years old.

Cheers,

Tummel

[HarryDHo]

In most countries in sub-sahara africa, it is a belief that if a man were to have HIV, he could be cured by having sex with a virgin. So many believe this that is the greatest reason why AIDs is strongest in Africa.

[Member #2001]

Ron that is the craziest thing I have ever heard from anybody on the board.

I guess by your posts that there are no black girls in America. EIther that or you must be a hillbilly in the back woods somewhere. UNBELIVABLE!!!!!!

[Joe Zop]

Hey WordUp -- is the song "Jambo"? I remember that getting sung a lot, though I missed hearing it at Carnivore. ("Hakuna matata" meaning "no problem" in Swahili.)

Here's a link: (and there are tons of others, since there are a lot of versions of the song) http://mwanasimba.online.fr/E_songs_jambo.htm. Shouldn't be too tough to track down a CD.

[Ndara]

Ron Weasley!

Even if you have unprotected sex with an HIV+ girl the risk of catching the HIV-virus is very low indeed, most studies suggest a risk of less than 1%. Of course Don't challenge fate by going bareback...

True the HIV frequency in Africa is very high and everyone going there should think twice before going to bed with an african girl, as post sex worries about AIDS might be quite unpleasant otherwise.(If you are worried before sex then it is probably nothing compared to what you will feel like after. If that sounds like you I wouldn't recommend you to have sex with ladies of the night in Africa).

Personally I don't think I am going to catch HIV, as I always practice safe sex. No matter where I am, Africa, South America, Asia or Europe, but of course sex always carries a risk. It is up to everyone to decide whether they think it is worth the risk or not.

[Pedro Chilli]

Hey Ron Weasley,

I've just got back from Kenya and every single girl without exception insisted on condoms. Most of them will not bbbj, you think they are stupid?

Your comments make you sound like a racist. Have you any experience of Kenya or are you just blowing off hot air? So you think there is no aids in SE Asia? Wake up dude.

[Ron Weasley]

People,

I CANNOT strees this enough:

IF YOU GO CHEAP IN AFRICA YOU WILL GET AIDS!.

Plain and simple. You will probably get a host of other diseases also.

Keep in mind the black and colored girls ARE NOT like US girls. They most likely know nothing about safe sex, and are tought if they have AIDS to sleep with seven or more people and that will cure it.

If yuo don't want my advise fine, just take into consederation that you are in a country with an aids rate of 1 to 3(At least thats what it is in S.Africa).

If you want cheap go to Thailand or Mexico. But if you have sex with any black or colored gorl you will have HIV/AIDS!.

It's not a racial thing, it's just the way it is.

[WordUp]

Magari,

Have a driver or cabbie take you to the Gypsie Bar/Lounge. Go around 8pm get a seat indoors at a table near the bar and look around. Most girls get there around 9pm. You won't be alone long. Just call her over, buy her a drink. Don't waste time. We are all aware of what we are there for. Do a for check and if you like then off to the hotel. You want her for all night, and have her leave her ID at the Front Desk.

Also of course try the Carnivore Resrurant/Disco at night. I went on a Thursday I think and it was PACKed with young girls all willing to Pay-per-View. I got a Bi-Racial 22y/o from there. I got her only if my friend would take her friend. Her friend was no problem to sale, or to look at. We stayed at the Serena Hotel, and that really sold us. She was very impressed then. She was one of the rare African girls that did and liked anal. I think she was turning her friend out, to the business. They most be Super Pro's by now.

She kept trying to twach me that National Song people in Kenya sing. I know the verse means "No Problem." I am looking for a CD with that on it. The staff sang it a "LOT" at the Carnivore while serving us. What is the name of that "SONG "?

[Pedro Chilli]

My last day in Nairobi before heading back to London. After this report will stroll down to simmers pub for a beer and grab one last girl for an afternoon shag before leaving for the airport tonite.

Just said an emotional goodbye to a girl I took from Madhouse 2 nights in a row. Another tall dark buxom proud beauty. I'm going to miss these girls. In three weeks I havnt had a bad shag, couple of average ones but mostly first class. When you compare this success rate to SE Asia, Kenya wins hands down.

Theres a lot of hype about this place being dangerous, dont believe it. I have had no trouble apart from people trying to ponce drinks off you and one minor theft from a hotel room.

Its only eight hours from Europe guys, you can fly out on Saturday morning and be in the Madhouse (Florida disco) by midnight and be surrounded by big sexy kenyan girls who will shag the arse off you.

I will be back.

[Magari]

Hi guys.

Anyone know of any place where they have Indian chicks in Nairobi?

Magari

[Pedro Chilli]

Just got back from Diani beach. Nice long beach but not much of a scene. There is a place called Tandoori about halfway along beach road and there are always some girls hanging out there. A few nice ones but not in the league of madhouse. Took a couple, usual price, usual service, nothing memorable. There is also a disco there but I suspect its also fairly quiet. I did not go.

Also present in Diani are western woman mongers. You would see these gals, 40's - 50's, often not in the best shape, strolling along the beach hand in hand with young skinny dreadlocked kenyan beach boys. The kenyan girls told me these woman are very demanding and the poor beach boys have to provide service 4 or 5 times a day. Ouch!

Buddha, if you are listening, please dont make me come back as a kenyan beach boy.

Another thing the girls told me is that they dont like Italian or Israeli men, because, yep you guessed it, they all like to shag the girls in the ass. I reckon these guys are all in denial and should book their next holiday to boystown in Pattaya.

Going back to Nairobi tomorrow, I'm missing the quality of the madhouse.