2003-2005 Archived Adelitas Bar Reports

[Proud John]

Wed. 10/13/04, 6-11pm. AB is still the bomb. So much pussy, so little time. Also checked Mermaids, Miami, Chicago. SW’s out in force, many beauties in front of Cascades..

Saw who I thought was Fernanda from the photo section. No it was Jessica. In any case she was gorgeous but seemed cranky and after serious deliberation my bundershlagen said no thanks.

Call me a glutton, 4 chicas: Beatrice 22, Sara, 23, Denise, 21 and ‘Lizabeth, 22. All were 7-8’s, had nice ‘tudes. The sex was good but I craved the magical GFE.

Anyways, my dick was numb from sticking it in these women’s assorted orifices. Was about to call it a night and sat down in a booth away from the action. After initially reluctant eye contact on my part, ‘Lizabeth politely asked to join me in my booth.

There was considerable chemistry with the previous 3 girls but not like this.. y’see, I’m a romantic fool and maybe half a dozen times we found ourselves staring into each other’s eyes and smiling. After 20+ minutes of very nice conversation, up the stairs we went.

I knew I should not be kissing her and it wasn’t like our tongues were down each other’s throat – it was just nice and real. I was shocked to find that she was lactating, but there I was kissing her chocolate kiss nipples, tasting her sweet milk and loving it.

I hate those rooms – those girls must have had at least some bad experiences in there and I would imagine it must contaminate the vibe, but I could have stayed in that room all night with her. She tried to come but not enough time. I was glad she didn’t fake it. Still we left happily – she with $60+10 and both of us with a nice memory that is already blurring as I type these words.

PJ

[Baldy Cruiser]

FINALLY POSTING THIS........

Me & 4 of my buddies spent the weekend in TJ. wow!!!!!!!

Friday night we headed straight into Adelilta's of course. It was 12:30 a.m. Very crowded & hard to move around. My one friend had to bust a nut right away. So he picked a blonde out of the Hottie gallery & went upstairs.

We waited for him & checked out the goodies. Way too packed. Too many guys. So we walked to Chicago Club. They had air conditioning & it was much less crowded. Woman looked great!!!

Sat at the bar next to a chick who was wearing no panties. She was letting all of us, rub her pussy, etc. I was tempted to get her but she looked a little too old for my tastes. Sometimes its hard to tell with the low lighting!!

So we moved to the street with the street *****s. WOW!!!! These girls are so cute & young!! I like the ones that don't wear those thick nylons.

We went into the Hong Kong Club. I hadn't been in there in about 4 years. I didn't recognize the place. By the way, the street outside the Hong Kong Club with the street *****s is completely redone!!! If you didn't kknow where you were, you'd swear you were ssomeplace else. It's almost like 3rd St. Promenade in Santa Monica.

New Sidewalks & street!! Very nice!!! Hong Kong Club has these 2 chicks on stage doin a lesbo thing while pouring milk on each other!! Then they invite a guy up onstage & mess with him & then take a shower with this guy in a glass booth!! I don't know what the guy had to pay for this!!

This would make a great bachelor party!!! They have an upstairs for lap dances but I didn't make it up there.

Went outside & chose a sweet blonde haired young SW named Lisbeth. She was wearing a black outfit. 19 yrs. young. Told her I wanted her completely naked & everything - sucky-fucky. She said $30 & $5 for room. GREAT!!!

We go up & she took her clothes off slowly & I was rubbin up on that tight young body. I got immediate wood!! Oh, me & my buddies downed a Cialis each before we arived. Anyay she got totally naked & was gorgeous!!! She was incredible. She had small tits with big nipples. She gave a great CBJ with nice technique. Then she got on top, & was very enthusiastic!!!

After a while I did her mish & she kept saying "Youre so good"!!! She was rubbing my chest with her hands & seemed to be in to it. I like the young ones who are not yet jaded & enjoy their job!!! Then we did doggie & it was awesome!!!

I busted a big nut & she took off my rubber & was inspecting it for leaks. She said good no babies!! Hilarious!!! I will definitely get her again!!!

At 7 a.m we crossed the border & stayed in that hotel right by the border.

TO BE CONTINUED:

[Etaoin2003]

CCL, all I've ever done is ask: "la linea, por favor." Never had one take me to the wrong side. I figure if one ever is stupid enough to jack me around like that, I'm the one holding the five dollars. :-)

[Botmfeedr]

Passed through town Tuesday night 10/6, around 8pm. Took a newbie friend and walked around the "zone" I did not see any drastic reduction to the street girl population in the alley.

My friend was pleasantly suprised by the selection of girls in Adelitas and very happy with the prices. I think he will listen to me now when I suggest we stop instead of travelling through.

[Hi Rub]

Stopped in on Wen night and picked up Emily from hottie central. She is 25yro has long straight black hair, nice face, braces, and big tits and ass, about an 8 in appearance. We settled on $50 and went up stairs. As soon as the door closed she was begging me to take my cock out so she could get a look and was talking like a porn star. We undressed, she gave me some head and then mounted me forward and reverse. She then got on all fours and we started goin doggy, she told me to give it to her hard and was making all kinds of noise, she also started playing with my nutts. Finnished up missionary, and we layed their for awhile talking and fondling each other.

Overall we were just missing the cameras, now that I think about it I should of blew my load on her, she was a real naughty lil porn actress.

[C Cube Lover]

Thanks TJ Bob and Member #1846 for the info. You guys are great!

Just one more question, what is the spanish words/phrases to tell the taxi driver to take me to the other side of the border that all the yellow taxis parked. Same side where the McDonald's is located.

Thanks in advance!

CCube

[Ocho Monger]

I know part of mongering is appreciating the sight of all the fine ladies in the room. Lately me and a buddy wanted to have a little fun with the experience and somewhat make it a game/mission.

After going so many times, it got so routine so we made up a couple missions.

One mission is to pick a chick that you would not normally get. Get past the "Porn Video Syndrome'", meaning dont look for the girl that you are trying to match the standards of the girls on videos and magazines.

We make it like a "THEME" trip. Lets say one day we'll get petite girls. Another time its Booya Ass girls.. hehe.
or Tall women.

Another thing we came up with lately is the "Quick Pick" Mission.
Usually we're in the SD area for only a few hours for work related reasons. So we do have to get back pretty early to LA. So this mission we made up gives you only 15-20min to choose which chick you want. We start out by scoping the bar to the left as you enter and swing around to hottie central to check out whats on that side.

Grab a beer and sit down and look at the prospects. The Name of the game is to be able to pick one by the time your beer is gone. This does limit your appreciation period, but it does add to the excitement, the adrenaline rush in picking a girl since its in such a short time.

The point of the"Quick Pick" mission is to be in TJ at adelita within 15 minutes from the border. Pick for 15-20min. Bang for 30 min or so. Eat tacos for 5 min. then back to the car within 20 minutes(as long as there is no line)

So that gives us 1.5 hours of Fun Time in between work. Its just like an extended lunch break.

What we realized with the "Quick Pick" theory was no matter how much you sit there and decide who to choose, you're not going to get any better service anyway. You are going to pick who you are going to pick anyways and sitting there staring wont make your choice any better. If its a bad deal that time, that means theres another reason to come back and hope that the next time is better. hehe.

[Rabo Verde]

You can rent the room for the whole night for $35. Just tell the guy at the desk "toda la noche".

[Sonidos]

wtboatr,

The girl usually collects the $11.00 from you, opens the door, hands it to the cleaning guy, and you are back to business. At least, that's been my experience, but others might have other experiences. Where the cash goes after that I don't have any idea.

Member #1846

[Wtboatr]

Question:

Say I negotiate the usual 1/2 hour with a girl and I find that I'm really enjoying myself and would like to prolong the experience for another 1/2 hour. How do I go about keeping the knock-knock messeros from knock-knocking?

Can I give the toalla boy a few bucks to leave me alone for another 30 minutes?

What about the desk clerk who is checking everbody in and out?



-- wt

[Wtboatr]

R1,

It's stupid to think that buying the girls a drink will stimulate her to provide superior service. I've bought the chicas drinks on several occasions and I can say that it doesn't do any good. The girls is either good in bed or she's not. The drinks won't do anything to change her sexual desire.

I wish there was a way to know how a girl will perform in bed without getting naked first, but there isn't any such predictor. The only way to find out is to stick your dick in her!

The last time I went to the AB, several girls whom I wasn't interested in tried to get me to buy them drinks. I simply told them that I've already had too much to drink. I told them, "mas tarde (later)." I chuckled inside because I know that I'm no chump and we both know that I won't be buying them any drinks.

I think the best thing to do at the AB is look around the club and scope out a girl that gets you willie hotter than the rest of your body. Forget the drinks and small talk and get down to negotiations. $50.00 dollars, suckie, fuckie, perrito, tu arribe.

-- wt

[Late Night]

Just act like you came to AB for pussy and not drinks. Do the talking without buying drinks. Most girls will understand! If the girl is into you which happened to me 15 out 500 times I have been there, then she will turn down drinks herself!

[RandyOne]

PJ

I hate to, and rarely, buy a girl a drink, because of the cost - The same drink I get for myself is $2.50 and for them, it is $10.00. (Do not know about AB, but that has been past experience).

I also realize, if you want to sit and chat with the girl before going upstairs - get a feel for (or of) her, letting you know what to expect - if the place is busy, she needs a drink in front of her, or she may catch some flack from the bar. It also lets her know you are not cheap and in anticipation of a tip after the fact, may provide more superior service.

Just a thought.

Be Safe.

[RandyOne]

Visited AB on Wednesday night - It was more busy than I had anticipated, actually crowded. Met a girl by name of Angela (Do not think it is the same Angela OCTraveler mentioned on 10/05). 33 years old from Mexico City, has two kids (teenagers living with her) and spoke fairly good English.

We went upstairs and she wanted to get right to business - but I slowed her down, wanting to take it a little slower and give her some pleasure (if possible). She quickly told me "We only have the room for 30 minutes".

She would kiss, but no DFK and had some DATY. She had sensitive nips and asked to only massage with whole hand and not with the nips between the fingers.

After DATY, she gave a good CBJ and almost ready to release we went doggie. I just grabbed her hips and pounded until I exploded.

What I really liked, when we were finished, she told me to lie down on my stomach and she continued to massage me until the time was up (Total about 50 minutes) We cleaned up and left.

She starts work at 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. 2 or 3 nights a week. I will look for her again. Only negative, was I would have liked DFK with her, but everything else was worth it.

Negotiated to .5 with her

Be Safe

[Proud John]

1846 & TJ Bob warn about chicas ordering fancy, expensive drinks. If I order for her and she requests one is it cool to tell her I prefer to giver HER the extra money IF she makes me VERY happy? (Something like "Ay, es mucho dinero! Prefiero dar el dinero additional DESPUES ganas mi favor.." or some funkin' shit like that. (I don't even know if what I just wrote makes sense but I'm sure I can make her understand.)

Can anyone sugget any other more graceful way of doing it?

PJ