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[Jon32]

Those rates from that site are a total joke.

[TQ Rider]

I am planning a trip to PR soon and ran accross this website (http://www.puertoricovipladies.com/). Has anyone seen Stephanie? Are her stated rates what I should expect to find in PR?

[Rodin]

What do they call ladies from Puerto Rico? Puerto Ricanas?? Or ??

Colombianas, Hondurenas, Mexicanas, Etc. Also, do they have any nicknames for the ladies of Puerto Rico? Such as Costa Rican ladies are called Ticas. Honduran ladies are called Catrachas. Guatemalan ladies are called Chapinas. What are Puerto Rican ladies?

Boricuas. Is a common nickname. Also Puertorras. Although you would be hard pressed to find an actual girl from PR in your mongering travels to the enchanted isle. Most of the chicas are from its nieghbor to the north. The Dominican Republic. And no where near as cheap as in DR.

[Clodbuster]

What do they call ladies from Puerto Rico? Puerto Ricanas?? Or ??

Colombianas, Hondurenas, Mexicanas, Etc. Also, do they have any nicknames for the ladies of Puerto Rico? Such as Costa Rican ladies are called Ticas. Honduran ladies are called Catrachas. Guatemalan ladies are called Chapinas. What are Puerto Rican ladies?

[Puerto La Cruz]

What's up? No reports for a year? A guy that had a home, etc., that flied through SJU can't get any information on this board. Price of ass must be way way way too much. Back to other places I go.

[Jon32]

Anyone have any info or heard about a donkey show anywhere in Puerto Rico?

[Jon32]

Hello everyone, coming down within a month, and currently looking for places to live. Looking in El Nuevo Dia, and clasificados online for a 1 bedroom not over 600. Trying to find a place in 'el monte sur' or 'el monte norte' in hato rey. Need to be in Hato Rey, and have recomendations about 'el monte's'. Anyone familiar with these two condo's and can maybe help a fellow monger out (I'm in the states, and have found it is very difficult to find a place from over here). Any help is VERY much appreciated.

[Reality]

are they like the adult bookstores found on the mainland us where all or most of them are open 24 hours 365 days a year.

yeah but they close on holidays like x-mas.

do they have peep shows at these places?

nope

do lot of couples go in these places besides single males?

nope only gay guys, single guys and maybe a chic or too to pick up some lubrication for their boyfriend.

what is the history of these adult shops appearing on the island?

recently the two big chains are condom world and buttman. gays like condom world becuase there are allot of things marketed to them but buttman stores are more popular with straight guys do to their selection of porn.

i know no porno theaters exist now on the island>>> but when they were on the island>> how many were around?

cant tell you how many but there were a few around the 70's and mid 80's but they got shut down due to church groups protests.

reality how is the swingers scene in puerto rico?

there was a bar in isla verde by the beach but i forgot the name and i have no idea if its still operating, i heard it was around the ritz hotel area.

how about nude beaches in puerto rico?

nope

are there ever any good types of fesivals during the year too when all sexual energy goes loose?

nope just drinking

[Nibu Raphael]

Ok Guys Whats up? Where did everone go too? I need more info here on Puerto Rico. More info on the SWS Of San Juan of course plus info on them in Carolina,Ponce,Bayamon,Mayaguez,Fajardo and other areas. Any new updates on Nude Beaches in Puerto Rico too? What about The Light Rail that is to go from Baymon to Santurce is that running yet? Maybe this should help out www.urbanrail.net OK I think this I have also asked for before in the past. Getting Girls in to Mistress Stuff Bondage and Discipline type stuff. Also Lesbian Shows in San Juan or other parts of the island Where girls will use dildos on each other or Ben Wa Balls on each other. Got to Go Now. Someone help me out on this,Don R.,Reality or someone??

[Nibu Raphael]

hi so much is not mentioned at all about puerto rico. maybe by buddy friend reality can explain the whole situtation on the whole sex scene in puerto rico. i have never been here yet but would love to come when i go to the dominican republic. maybe stop my way in for a few days that would be great. it seems like most of the triple x action is to be found in the greater san jose area then probably mayaguez and maybe some xxx action in ponce cause of the two strip clubs there. it seems there are adult novelty shops rep001erred around puerto rico but >> are they like the adult bookstores found on the mainland us where all or most of them are open 24 hours 365 days a year. do they have peep shows at these places? do lot of couples go in these places besides single males? what is the history of these adult shops appearing on the island? i know no porno theaters exist now on the island>>> but when they were on the island>> how many were around? reality how is the swingers scene in puerto rico? how about nude beaches in puerto rico? are there ever any good types of fesivals during the year too when all sexual energy goes loose? can you also put in a good report on massage places all around the island? one more thing please post on ponce too. i know sws and strip clubs exist there. please post info on that city too. got to go then,horny as hell>>> nibu.

[Reality]

Reality, great report!!

I need to add one place for a cheap laid, the Blue Marlin Bar in Santurce, is about three blocks east from the new Frenchies. Girls range from 5-7, room is $25 and the girls charge $40 to $100 depending on how good you bargain.

I dont recomend Blue Marlin went once, was scared shitless because I was surounded by mean custemors. Not to mention girls were more like old ladies.

[Piloto]

Reality, great report!!

I need to add one place for a cheap laid, the Blue Marlin Bar in Santurce, is about three blocks east from the new Frenchies. Girls range from 5-7, room is $25 and the girls charge $40 to $100 depending on how good you bargain.

[Reality]

Not really i mean i have heard of some places Doll House for example thats in Aguadilla. Or Cougars. But these places mostly are the usual prices as in San Juan. There are probably cheaper places but I wouldnt go to them, usually they are not so friendly places full of not too clean ladies.

[Joelito]

So,

Is there any place in Puerto Rico where a rookie monger with little budget can go? I mean, i've been at the L-7 in San Juan but I've been thinking about the center of the island. Maybe Cayey, Cidra, Aguas Buenas, Caguas, Gurabo, San Lorenzo, up to Salinas, Juncos, Trujillo Alto or even maybe Canovanas and Rio Grande

[Reality]

Hey guys I run a car service in Puerto Rico and I figured I might as well give you all the scoop on where the action is, this is the same info I give or show (if they hire me) to my clients when they ask me about the action down here.

Now I have heard many people complain that there is no action in Puerto Rico. This is partually true. The golden age of meeting lovely working girls at an economical price is long gone and all that remains of the famous 100 year old brothel Black Angus is just an empty lot. You can thank members of the goverment who are actually silent partners on the more expensive strip clubs in the Condado area (Divas specifically) who stired up a conservative crack down on the sex industry in Puerto Rico after allot of raids and intimidation all that was left after the dust cleared were only a few choice clubs that were filled with paranoid owners.

But now that we have had a few years to calm down I am happy to report that there are more aternatives to most travelers looking for a alternative to outragouse prices. Allthough it doesnt come close to the heyday of cheap girls at least you wont put a serious hole in your pocket.

One thing I must tell you is DO NOT trust taxi drivers when they say they have the perfect strip club for you. Most clubs pay taxi drivers a fee per person they bring to the club. This ranges from 5 to 25 dollars a taxi driver gets per person they deliver to the club. Saint Tropez and Divaz pay the most to the taxi drivers and for good reason because these are the most over priced strip clubs you could ever got to. Also the strip clubs open at 9pm to 5am plus the massage parlors have different hours I'll post those on this report. Usually all the best action happens at night.

Saint Tropez at one time used to be the premire club, the best of the best but due to strong arm from the police they have gone down in cuality. A cover charge of 10 dollars. Drinks ranging from 5 to 15 dollars. Lap Dances (WITH CLOTHES ON) will set you back 40 dollars. These take place on the sofa of the clubs so any privacy will cost you more with it being topless will set you back 90 dollars and with an optinal champange anything goes room setting you back a whoaping 200 dollars which will you frustrated and unfufilled. The girls are not what they used to be either most of them range from a 6 to a 8 but there are at least a couple of 9 walking around. So unless your the type of person who wants to blow some serious cash avoid this club.

The same can be said for Divas. Even though the quality of women is nearing the elusive 10 everyone has the prices are also fairly ridiculous. 10 standard cover charge with drinks ranging from 5 to 12 dollars. The girls are all model like caliber and give very good preformances which brings us to the other negative Divas has. The bouncers. Most of the bouncers date the strippers or have some kind of weird Big Brother type of mindset. If at any time your hand even comes near a stripper preforming you will feel the preseance of a large gorilla behind you. They also tend to profile focusing on latinos and black custemors so you will have an eye on you as in their eyes you are a potential trouble maker. Girls range from Puertorican, Asian, Dominican, American, ect.

Cheetas is the third club in the San Juan/ Condado Area and like the previous is just as bad. The girls also range from 8 to 10 in quality but unlike in Divas and Saint Tropez where they are friendly these tend to be spoiled and clever. a lap dance they say will cost you 30 dollars is really the oldest scam in the book, they will prociede to dance a few feet away from you and then they charge you another 30 dollars to get to touch you and vice versa. And during all this there is sequirity in the corner whatching you. Drinks are also as expensive in Divas and Saint Tropez.

For those of you looking to avoid burning your wallet there are a few alternatives in the strip club scene.

Frenchies is the premire club for locals. Its cheap, safe, and most importantly relatively economical. There are two Frenchies Club the orginal is located in the Hato Rey area of San Juan (also known as the business district) and the other in Santurce. Original is very quaint but a little small. Its very old and it looks it, so don't be scared if it seems to be sleazy that all goes away as you see the girls. The quality tends to fluxuate from 5 to 10, better looking girls tend to show up at midnight. Drinks range from 3 dollars to 8 dollars. Cover Charge of 10 dollars will get you a free drink. Same can be said about the Frenchies located in the Santurce area only that this one is newer and a little bit more flashier. its also spacious. Frenchies is the place to get laid. The standard fee is 160 dollars for one hour. Sex and the standard blow job with a condom, and rarely will a girl kiss you on the lips. But comapred to other clubs that prices range from 200 dollars and up Fr enchies is the way to go. The shows also get a little wild with really talented girls. Most of the girls are Puertorican or Dominican.

Desavu is the same are Frenchies just a few blocks up the road from Frenchies 2.

Cab fare is fairly cheap except if your staying at the Hyatt Dorado in which the cheapest car fare will cost you 60 each way. I always recomend to my clients who are looking for an economic transfer to just pay 60 dollars going and if your lucky you can talk a taxi down to 40 dollars coming back. But don't despair because the most economical strip club is right next door.

Mangus is located in the entrance of Dorado, its very low key. Tourist taking a taxi there (30 dollars each way from Dorado Hotels) will only pay 10 dollar cover charge, if you bring your own transpertation the charge will go up 12 dollars. This includes a free drink which range from 2 dollars to 6. Lap dances are only 20 dollars at a lenght per song. Girls range from 6 to 10. they even have a VIP champange room but I don't recomend it because like the song says theres no sex in the champange room (youll get jacked off though). The shows are great and security is not uptight.

Strip clubs are not the only thing Puerto Rico has to offer for adult entertaiment. There are dozens of massage parlors in the San Juan area the best two are Pure Moods and Alternative Masage.

Alternative Massage is probably the best massage parlor in the metropolitan area. its on the Isla Verde strip next to a pizzeria and Bamboo Lounge. The deal is you pay for a massage 40 dollars cash, 45 with credit card. Then you choose your girl (ranging from 7 to 10 American, Puertorican or Dominican) in which you get a very good massage then you are asked if you require "other services" a hand job will cost you around 40 dollars, blow job with a condom 60 and sex 100 dollars. Hours range from 3pm to 11: 00pm (yeah I know) I recomend passing by around 7 or 8 but thats just me.

Pure Moods is located in Condado and has the same prices as Alternative but its mostly Dominican with some puertorican girls and sometimes American. 7am to 3am

And finally if your looking for ordering in a girl. The best way of doing that is buying The San Juan Star Newspaper (only paper in Puerto Rico in english) and turning to the Personal section. There you will find a listing of everything your looking for. Prices range depends on if your speaking to the individual in question or the one in charge. Sometimes you can negociate.

Hopefully in newer reports I can have better alternatives as it seems more places are poping up over the years.

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