Massages

[Worf1972]

Tips for going to AMPs see below:

USTraveller
Senior Member

Here's are some tips and etiquette for you AMP/Spa Visitors looking for extras or for first time visitors. I'm one who prefers the AMPs to the other options because they seem to provide a safe and relaxing environment. I wanted to share some general information in a number of sections and decided to do it here instead as more people are likely to view it and add on. I hope this can help any newbies to AMPs or jog the memory of AMP experts to dish out some tips of their own.

1) Become a Repeat Customer - This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras.

2) Fake Being a Repeat Customer - If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. and have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before.

3) Get a Business Card - Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before.

4) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside - Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your ID. You will need money or a Credit Card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else.

5) Get Fully Undressed - Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before.

6) Use Provided "Purse" - Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.

7) Shower Etiquette - Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time.

8) Enjoy the Massage - It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later.

9) Become Aroused - Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.

10) Wait to Flip Over - At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.

11) The Tip - The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. It sucks if she leaves and a million thoughts run through your head.

12) The Fun Part - When she returns (or starts), it's generally acceptable that you can touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.

13) Variations - If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.

14) Happy Ending - After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly.

15) Post Your Experience - If you go and get good service, tell us all about it. We don't need every detail but the basics like name of the place, door fee, tip, and included extras. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team".

16) Be Polite - I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f**k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.

Disclaimer: This is just based on my experience in AMPs in a few cities. I don't claim to be an expert. Feel free to add on your own tips and direct others from the forums you post in to this section. Next time someone asks "any advice for visiting an AMP for the first time", you can point them here and hopefully others will share their tips and advice. I'm always looking for new tips too.

[Tea Boy]

I thought I would post something different for my 100th post, when I realized that there is no mention of Tantra or Tantric massage in the Massages section. Different people will define Tantric Massage in different ways, but I will present my understanding of it with reference to a wonderful masseuse I met in Brighton, England. Her telephone number is 01273 722072.

For Tantric Massage it is essential that the masseuse has some understanding of the "energies" of the human body. These energies have not yet been identified by modern science, but have been recognized for thousands of years in India and Tibet. One feature of these energies is that the energies of the male and female are of opposite polarity and complementary. This means that intimate contact between a male and female body is fraught with possibilities which could be either positive or negative.

The experience of a Tantric Massage would be different for each individual depending on "where they are at". A good masseuse will intuitively sense what her client needs at that particular time in his life. In my sessions with Maya, I obviously stripped naked at the outset. Some masseuses keep their clothes on but Maya stripped naked as well. She is 40 years old and no beauty queen, but her body is trim and firm. She asked me lie on my face and proceeded to give me a body-to-body massage. She then began to massage me with her hands, which eventually lingered on my buttocks and between them. The response was obvious to her and she asked me to kneel up. She sat on the bed behind me and extended her legs forward between mine so that she was comfortable and she had free access to my buttocks, anus, balls, and cock. In 30 years of mongering this was the first time that a woman had massaged me in this position. I was able to watch the two of us in a mirror at our side. She gently oiled me between my buttocks. Her hands commenced a gentle stroking of all my sensitive parts. Obviously I was having a massive erection now. Her hands would stroke up and down and a finger would occasionally intrude into my anus, prompting me to thrust back at her. I had paid for 45 minutes massage but she kept me on the brink of orgasm for nearly an hour. Her finger in my anus then began stroking more urgently while her other hand gently squeezed my balls. I then decided to bring myself to a climax, and spurted a huge amount of semen which she lovingly cleaned off me.

P.S. Although the search function didn't come up with "tantra", I later realized that at least two contributors had mentioned this. Incidentally, Maya is from Georgia in the Former U.S.S.R.

[Rubber Nursey]

Listen 'ere, luv...

If you don't quit butcherin' our beaut Aussie lingo, you're gonna cop a size 8 Blundie fair up yer Khyber.

Cheers mate,
From a true blue, dinky di, Aussie sheila.

[Ausse Salt]

G"day Mates, One ov me best times ever at an AMP wuz one ev'ning durin' a small snowfall (Crikey, your NorthEast gets some bugger weather!). I was on holiday from me work and stopped into the joint a wee bit before closin'. The mum led me to the room and after I wuz starkers to the table shower.

I was thinkin' this wuz me dingo nite - becaue a few months before I dropped in'round the same time and all there wuz is this chubby mum for a ho-hum CBJ (that I paid the prime doagh for). Anyhou, mum waited 'til after the decent shower and dry-off to tell old salt that she wuz the only bowler in the joint! So I wuz off me nob a bit, but went on and said "no worries, luv - we'll do the place rotten anyhou."
So I went back to the room with her, laid out the dough, and helped her out ov her togs. She 'ad a bit of a saggy bod (so-so for a house-mum), but too right, I wuz ready to paint up holly. I told mum to lay down on her chest an' I'd give her a rub, and I paid alotta attention to her backside. When I asked if she wuz a policeman - she laughed so hard she right fell off the bloomin' bed! After the flip, I teased her some more, and then went on to pork her dirty! She wuz quite into it, especally doggie -- and then before I went off, she pullled off the durex and did BBJ before tossin' me off.

We went back to TS to wash up, and she even got me devil 'ard again and gave more BBJ action and a second toss. I 'ad spent some 90 minutes with her -- no other bludgers rang up the door. On me way out, I noticed she 'ad dimmed out the lighs after me first shower. I never saw her again -- the bleedin cobbers came in a few monthes later and shut the joint down. The old mum 55 or so may be on the job at a tatshack near you!

Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Any newbie who is nervous about visitin' his first AMP, this thread gives nothin' but fair dinkum crackerjack advice for the first-timer. Read your way through the posts, pay attention, and follow the advice -- and you new joeys will be ready to 'ave a go like a tazzie tiger. Too right!

##### Salty

[Crazy Dick]

most amps are run by korean's. speeking korean will help you go a long way in an amp. i hope the following helps you get a little extra out of you amp visits.
crazy dick

"korean sex slang

po ji-----literally means, "pussy"
cha ji-------- means "dick" or "cock
u bong------- means "tits"
mo go-------- means "eat"
nae---pronounced like "nay"-----means "yes"
so, if you touch her lips with a finger, and ask "cha ji mogo?"
well, you get it!
if you say, "po ji mogo?" you just asked to eat her pussy!
flattery will get you everywhere!
i pun------the i is pronounced as an "e" and pun is is pronounced like
"puun"---- means "pretty"
yo ja---------means "girl"
so, if you say, "i pun yo ja" you would be saying "pretty girl"
ma ni---pronounced "ma nee"---means "much"
"ma ni, ma ni i pun yo ja", means "very, very pretty girl"
the word for lips is "ip" pronounced like "eep"
so, if you say, "ip, chon pa, an ju sae yo"
you are asking her to sit on your face!
cool!
ha ha
however, it is all real, and true
good luck
oh yes
"tang shin ul, sa dang hae yo"
that means, "i love you!" be careful with that one! you could end up
married, and live forever, and regret it!!!!!!"

thank you = cum sum di dah (short version excepted in korean)
your welcome = chum e nay o (make the e sound like the ah sound
and say all together rather quickly. it will take some practice.)

**this is most common word used by koreans to say thanks
kamsa-habnida = thanks

**this is inevitable question from any korean girl.

me ssal-yo= how old are you ?

just show the fingers, if u dont know korean numbers.

**if you want her to take out,this can be helpful to u.

kachhi= together

ka = go

here "yo" is used to add respect...so

(restaurent/park/..) kachhi ka yo= lets go together

if you like to tell her just to give a ring , u can use this sentence

chona =phone
chuseyo = give
chona chuseyo= call me

**
jemoseyo= having fun ?

ani(yo) = no, ney=yes

[Kenn Jack]

i post mostly on the mass and ri boards, but love massage. i have had 3 experiences with "tantra", 2 from therapists and one from cindy spice of las vegas. the bad one was an asian women, lily, from washington, dc a total phoney and rip-off. the second was from rani here in boston and was mind bending. the cindy experience was the best of all and worth the price of admission by and of itself. i think it is worth experiencing and if you check the e** g**** you can find traving ladires. also if you google and use tantra you should be happy with the temple.

good luck

jack

[Connaisseur]

Here's a thought for all of you fellow AMP lovers: we love the Asian style, and have frequented all of those Korean/Chinese/Malaysian etc. places. Now, it has come to my attention that all over Europe Indian-style massage establishments are popping up (think Tantra, Kama Sutra, etc.); I intend to check a few of thouse out on occasion, but I was wondering if any of these services have become available in our fair country. To be honest, I like the idea... Any ideas/input on that, anyone?

[Travel Sales]

Hey guys,

For some reason there have been alot of AMP opening in our area (Biloxi Ms.) There are three or four in gulfport.One just opened called the Bamboo,the owner tells me she has three young,pretty girls working.Havent had a chance to check it out yet! Then there is three in ocean springs Ms. VIP,Stess Away and Lucky spa. The last one is my favorite, there are two Fine,Fine,Fine! girls working there now. Dee Dee has long perfect legs,very nice ass,thin,natural perky breast,and has a very clean shaven pussy.And knows how to use it!(you will fall in love with her!) The owner Tina will give you a body shampoo and sometimes starts the massage. I highly recomend the lucky spa on HWY 90 it cost me 160 for FS,CBJ,HJ.

[Zidaho]

My ex-wife is a masseuse, I used to get a kick out of the horny guys who would leave messages on her machine around midnight. Ha, ha. She is a totally straight masseuse at least these past 20 years and still straight massages a number of famous celebrities/politicians but what I respected about her is that she was such a nasty **** when we met 20 years ago, that and her titalating stories / experiences. Ddamn, that's why I married her!! Now we are just good ole (goofy) friends. I have to say though, pound for pound and for the money Thai women are the best masseuses in the world just in sheer terms of guantity, quality and cost. However, that said, I have had a few absolutely gorgeous American masseuses the past few years who have such an elegant intimacy, voice, and touch and subtle like sensuality about them that even today I remember the experience almost as though we had an intimate encounters . . . and it was beyond relaxing!! However, I like the way the Thai girls charge liike 5-$10 bucks for a massage and the way they get right down and almost wrestle. Of course many of the Thai girls use massage as just one component in their repertoire for pleasing the customer, and it's those other components which are the most pressing factors for me these days.

[Arch West]

Sounds like a good idea. I'll start. The best experience I had was in Sacramento, CA. It was several years ago, I've heard the AMP scene isn't very good there anymore. But I digress. I paid the $50.00 house fee and was directed to a room. The "hostess" asked me to get undressed and she would escort me to the "pool." I thought, "pool" what's up with that? Curiosity well in tow and followed instructions and was lead to a warm pool. Similar to what has been described to me as bath houses in other parts of the world. It felt great and I relaxed for about 5 minutes. Soon this very attractive asian lady, dressed in a silk kimono came to "gather me" and take me back to the massage room. Once on the table a rather good 20 minute massage took place. To add to the experience a warm electic blanket was strategically placed so my buddy "johnson" could bury his head into into. Felt great.

On the "flip" I was a little concerned, because no mention of "wadda you want" was uttered. I'm thinking uh-oh, not good. So I decide to let me hands wander a little over this silk kimono, working my hand up and down her leg. Next thing I know, she smiles, leans down and lightly kisses me on the lips. Never had that happen before or since. She steps back from the table and literally rips her kimono open revealing a great rack and very sexy red lingerie. Don't get me wrong, she didn't ruin her kimono. Apparently it had some kind of snap connection from top to bottom on this outfit. She steps out of her outfit, comes over and lays on top of me. With her face about two inches from mine, and as she gently rubbed herself against me, she asks me what I want. I said something really articulate like....uh,I want you!!! Masterful, huh? She giggles and gets up off me. She invites me over to the in-room shower. I wander over in full-upright salute and she asks me if I want to take her lingerie off. Again, something masterfully articulate like.....uh, yeah! It took me about 3-4 minutes to get that lingerie off as I kissed her all over, sucked on those great tits and slid my finger slightly inside her as the panties came off. The giggles turned to slight moans and we were quickly in the shower. She put on a plastic hair cover to keep her hair mostly dry. She then proceeded to give my a great body-to-body lathering. Five minutes later she was drying me off.

Back on to the massage table she mounts me with "johnson" firmly in her hads. She starts moaning and stroking me and then drops the question. "How much you give me?" I told her $100 and she didn't miss a beat. I hadn't realized she was putting a condom on me as she stroked me...(I guess I was a little pre-occupied) She says, "Oh, Baby" and slides me insides her. All I could handle was two positions, (her on top and mish) and it was pop-fini.

It seemed like longer, but it was only 70 minutes. My how time flies when you're having fun. All in all, A well-invested $150.00.

[Connaisseur]

Hailing from AMP-paradise Maryland, the posts on this board inspired me to suggest a survey/competition with the goal to find the "Best AMP in the country" or the "Best AMP experience ever", as mileage tends to vary within one and the same AMP.

Many of us get to travel throughout the country and could possibly contribute their most memorable experience in their AMP-mongering career.

I will dig in my own AMP-memory archive and add my 2 cents shortly...

Conn.

[Scrodie]

I've been to a several AMPs in Las Vegas. Most only do HJ. The only one that I've been offered FS is VIP Massage (corner Valley View and Sirius, near Jaguar's). VIP is really a "non-A" MP, as they seem to have more non-Asians working there than Asians. The upsell is $100, $150 and $200, for nude HJ, CBJ and FS respectively. The girls I've seen there are quite hot. I wish they offered table showers though.

I've been to Jade Garden once and had a very good experience. It was one of the few AMPs here where the masseuse went right for my member without the requisite negotiations (I tipped her at the end). A guy recently reported a not-so-good experience there on the Las Vegas forums, YMMV as always. The other places I like in Las Vegas are Ocean Spa and Rainbow Spa, for different reasons. Ocean Spa has the best "treat you like an emperor" feel and Rainbow has very good massages, though they don't always offer extras. I tried to go to Hon Yun one night, but they were closed for some reason. I've had mixed luck at the places on West Sahara, and generally good luck with the places on Paradise near the Stratosphere, though they seem pricey and cater to tourists. Sunset (Pecos, north of Sunset) is quite good, though can also be pricey. Again, none of these places typically do anything beyond a HJ, except for VIP. Las Vegas is notorious for little "bang for the buck" at AMPs.

I haven't been to the New Orleans AMPs in ten years or so. My favorite was in a kind of run-down strip mall next to an urban bar that always had an NOPD cop working the door. They often went into FS without even asking. After the table shower and a brief massage, she'd put on the helmet and hop on. I'm glad there are three places still operating. I had heard that NOPD really cracked down and shut them all down. Apparently, they had solved all the serious crime problems in The City That Care Forgot and shifted their attention to AMPs.

Arch West, I'll pm you about that masseuse.

[T Birdy]

Hello guys,

Thought I'd put in my two cents here from Indianapolis. I have multiple posts of detailed "massage" encounters here in the circle city - some more successful than others. But if you read them, you can learn something from every experience (As I have).

In general, I've found that going right for the respectful finger dance up her leg will take all the mystery out of your experience. More than leaving money in site or cryptic hand motions, you'll know in a hurry what's up. Some here will not discuss anything with you untill you touch them between the legs!

They're used to it and you will not be insulting them. If you are upfront, straight and respectful of them, you'll both have a better time. Also, I always respect their wishes as to what they will or will not do. I do not push, but rather enjoy the experience. At any rate, you may even get a good massage out of it!

T Birdy

[Arch West]

Thanks for the post, JJ and Scrodie. I have a couple questions, though. Are both of your experiences with AMP's in the Big Easy? Have either of you tried Las Vegas AMP's? If so, what has been your experience?

If you PM me, I'll give you digits for a private provider in Las Vegas. Again, no FS. But she'll give you a great nude, sensual massage with "release" for buck and a half.

I too want to add my thanks to Jackson. Great board, good info and great price! We need the equivilant in a provider! Of course I'm from a place where they cover GQ in the 7-11 to reduce the corruption of our young. So any kind of provider would be good!