2003-2005 Archived Adelitas Bar Reports

[Wooly1]

Ok so I finally made my trip down AB last weekend. Posts I read on this forum were very helpful. However, I still managed to get ripped off.

First thing I do is head over to AB. I sit around for a while, talk to this chica named "carmen" she looked hott inside however when we walked out the milage on her was evident. Anyways, I agreed on 60 (in hindsight that was stupid). My lack of spanish didnt help me with negotiating so I figured "what the heck."

We go upstairs and she asks for the money first. I say ill pay later, eventually I ended up paying first. After she recieved the money, she became a total *****. I mean she wouldnt even take off her top all the way. Very rushed and terrible attitude.

Was I wrong by paying first? Is it normal to pay after? My friends and I are planning another trip so I dont wana get ripped off again.

Thanks,

Wooly

[One Wing Low]

Haven't found a singler chica in Adelitas worthing fucking lately. The chicas just provide assembly line sex. They just line up the gringos and screw them one at a time.

If the chicas give you any problems, just tell them 'Su nombre in internet pronto'

That usually scares the crap out of them and encourages them to provide good services.

[Pablo]

Not sure of the spelling, it's like Monique except with an "a" at the end (accent on 2nd syllable) but it's not like the usual pronouciation of Monica. Anyway, she's 30 (and looks it), hot latina body with big tits and nice round ass. I like them slightly older since they're usually friendlier. She was OK, wanted 60 and I said 50 and right away she said OK and laughed like she pulled a fast one on me. My buddy was upstairs at CC so I had to work fast so even for 60 I probably would have gone.

She was ok, but totally in a mediocre way. covered bj which was nothing spectacular. Kiss on the lips but no LFK or DFK. All the positions, but I had that feeling she wanted me to pop faster even though she didn't say it. She said she liked doggie but I went back to mish for the finish since it was working best for me (what the hell, I'm the one paying). I liked the feel of those nice tits.

No propina and none asked for. OK but no repeat.

I almost went with a really young pretty flat chested brunette chica with short hair who was by where the men's room used to be. I'm usually not into the young ones but she was sweet looking and she kept giving me this look that was killing me. Her little titties were poking though this white bluse she had on and it was doing it for me. I didn't even ask her name so I could do some research, must be forgetting my techniques. maybe tomorrow night when I return.

[Kusamba]

There was a dark haired young lady just past the bar on the right. About 25, 5'7", enhanced chest, flat stomach, wearing jeans. Great smile. Didn't really look hispanic - too slim, too light. She got away with another dude and I never saw her again - I settled for another but maybe next time.

A dude told me her name was Jacqueline and that she was hot in the sack - anybody have any info on this one?

[USSmaximus]

For $500 you could get a room at Leyva and eight or nine bar girls -- maybe twice that many street girls.

That I did not even come close to taking her up on the offer. It wasn't even tempting to be honest. Even for $200 I wouldn't have done it.

I really do enjoy the atmo at Adelitas. The girls, music, smells, and the general overall experience are just right for me. If I could just get the same thing closer to home...nah, I'd be poor then.

[Etaoin2003]

she would go across with me and pull an all-nighter for $500.

For $500 you could get a room at Leyva and eight or nine bar girls -- maybe twice that many street girls.

[Tocsin]

There are a few chicks who work there that can cross the border. I used to take one from there a few years ago back and forth across the border. She had worked in Gaijin un-friendly establishment in Nagoya, Japan before she came back to Mexico to work at Adelita's. She was okay for a while but got too greedy and possessive so I stopped seeing her.

[USSmaximus]

I had never seen anyone report on this, and never had this proposition there before last week.

I had a girl at Adelita's, can't remember her name, tell me she had the ability (paperwork?) to get across the border, and that she would go across with me and pull an all-nighter for $500. She spoke good English, and said she used to live in the states, so I guess she may be legitimate?

Or who knows, maybe she's a rip-off that would hop in a cab with you and have you taken to an alley and robbed.

[Rabo Verde]

That guy is always there, pretty funny guy! Every night this week, there have been two crooked cops doing the shakedown in the shadowy area at the Sentri drop-off point. They are stopping solo Gringos and doing a complete search, shakedown if they find a Viagra or pocketknife, etc. When you cross over the bridge from McDonalds, you end up at a well-lit point closer to the border, generally without trouble.

[Lascivious]

What’s up with the old guy dressed like Gilligan in the red shirt and white floppy hat? He had a dildo sticking out from between his legs, sort of sitting on it. Did anyone else she that guy? He was hilarious.

Do some girls wear the same clothes every night? Every time I see the Pussy Cash girl she's wearing the same get-up. Also the girl that wears the white Armanni Exchange shirt and white pants. Seems like a uniform. There was also a cute girl with enhanced tits wearing pasties in the shape of hands. She was slapping the shit out of some guy when I first came in. He must have been groping her, that was funny.

Would it kill them to get some air in that place? It must have been 500 degrees in there. At least the room upstairs was air conditioned last time. A girl passed out at the Chicago club, probably from the heat. We got out of there quick.

[USSmaximus]

My 2nd date of the night, (by now it's early morning July 28th) was much more of a GFE than the trophy fuck had by Sara. After Sara, I popped half a 100 Vagra, grabbed a couple beers and just mingled the crowd for a while.

Now I'm starting to see girls that I hadn't seen earlier. Either some come in very late, or they had business upstairs. I tell you what guys, they come in all shapes, sizes, and looks in Adelita Bar. If you can't find your type in there, then you have a wierd ass fetish. Especially for the titty guys out there...wow! I'll bet there were at least 7-8 women in there with titties big enough to smother a brother monger.

It's about 2:30 by now and I'm eyeing up this young, cute, innocent next-door looking gal. I ask her over to a seat, and she comes over. Not getting real good vibes, I figured it best to buy her a drink and see if she warms up. Nope, she doesn't, it's really awkward. Just ain't gonna hit it off with this gal. I politely take a pass and walk to the back corner, and stand back there for a few minutes.

By this time of night I've had at least a dozen gals proposition me by walking up, grabbing my johnson and telling me how much they want to fuckee/suckee me and my tool. Most of them I might do for $20 but not for $50. Some I would do for fifty, I just wasn't ready yet. Well, now I'm ready and here comes my gal.

Her name is Miriam from Acupolco. She's cute, stands about 5.5' in the heels and about 100-110 pounds, decent but a bit overdone man-made rack, and a super nice little handfull of an ass tucked into a tight tight pair of stretch jeans. The kicker with this one (besides the nice ass in those stretch jeans!) was the personality. This girl had one (as opposed to Sara), and I knew right away she wasn't going to be one who promised a lot downstairs then dried up once in the room. Somtimes you can just tell the fakers from the real deal.

We bargain down to $50, and head upstairs. Now this is how it's supposed to be. A hot ass little Latina, taking you by the hand and enthusiastically walking you out of the bar and into the hotel, actually talking to you, making eye contact, the whole thing. I'm in heaven at this point.

Don't get me wrong though. I wouldn't trade my first date (Sara) for the money back. It was money well spent IMO. I've never had such a smokin woman before, paid or unpaid (unpaid, is there such a thing?) and every monger ought to do a trophy at least once before they check out.

Great session, all positions encouraged by Miriam. She's good at keeping things moving. She talks really dirty, especially when time to blow. I would recommend her, and would repeat if I had the chance. Her only flaw is a really nasty c-section scar, but she hides it well with her technique and so don't worry about that. Mexican doctors must really suck.

Miriam
Body 7.5
Face 7
Attitude 9.5
Service 9
She said she would soom be gone for a month or so to finalize her divorce. Get her to talk about the ex husband. That's too funny hearing her talk about him!

[Blue Nose]

USSMax - great TR, and thanks for the info about Sara - she sounds like a typical AB girl from hottie central!

A lot of guys are always asking about MPs in TJ and, as noted many times before, these places are a rip off. However, you can still get a decent massage with FS (for a reasonable price) from a bar girl if you play your cards right.

At AB last Friday, I met up with a girl named Christina. She is from Cancun and has been at AB for about a month. Didn't recognize her (and I do recognize most of the day girls) so her story seemed plausible. Anyway, she is a professional masseusse in Cancun, and is working in TJ to make a little extra dinero. I bought her a ficha and we talked for a while before she brought up the subject of going upstairs.

She wanted to go for $60 so we did the usual $60 -- $50 tug of war. She had the nerve to tell me that "Nothing at AB happens for $50, honey", but I think she lost her nerve when I just sat there with a big shit eating grin that told her I knew it did. I almost told her to get lost at that point, since she was acting like a bit of a beetch. Anyway, her attitude quickly softened, and we agreed on a half hour of massage & FS for $50 plus la propina if I felt the service was good.

Up we went, and since it was not crowded (Friday at 2pm) I tipped a cum boy $2 for "No Knock" to get a few extra minutes. True to her word she was a pretty good masseusse. We both got naked and she went to work (best kind of massage - when you are both nude!). She actually had lightly scented massage oil with her so after I got on the bed she proceeded to give me a nice rub. After about 15 minutes she rolled me over for a nice partial BB but mainly CBJ. Not bad for a CBJ. Then she got on top of me and started griding away. We switched to mish and then finally to doggie and I popped while pumping her hard and fast from behind while squeezing her nice tits. In lieu of a tip, I bought her another ficha when we got back downstairs. Met her halfway, I guess!

Anyway, this girl is pretty nice. One kid, so a few stretch marks and some belly fat as well as a bit of breast droopage. I prefer the 7s & 8s at AB b/c the service is generally (but not always) better.

Overall score:

face: 8
bod: 7
attitude: 7.5
service: 8
price: $50 + $11 (hroom) + $2 (cum mucker tip - before) + $1 (cum mucker tip - after)
conclusion: recommend, with caveat that's she's not a trophy fuck. Not a hottie central girl like USSMax had, but definitely much better service. Massage really made it worth it.

She's in town for another 3 weeks (on the day shift) so try her out if you feel like a massage with FS.

Blue Nose

[Blue Nose]

Is Cialis as easy to get as Viagara in TJ pharmacies? I would prefer to not get a prescription and paying full retail in the states. I take it that Mexican pharmacies never bother with asking for a prescription?

Yup, it's a piece of cake to obtain Viagara, Cialis and Levitra in any Farmacia in TJ. Just ask for it by name and strength (I recommend the 20mg tablet - if you want to only take 10mg then just break it in half and save for later).

No prescription is required for virtually any drug in a Mexican Pharmacy, but just remember that by not having a script you are in technical violation of Mexican law (law says you do need a script but is ignored by everybody, including Farmacias). Since you are a gringo, the cops use this as a shakedown opportunity so buy it and then take it immediately. Don't keep it on you unless you have a script from a Mexican doctor (will cost about $25 to get one of these).

For the best price, when crossing the border by foot exit right through the turnstiles and cross the street (towards the Taxi Libres). This is called Pharmacy Alley and the first pharmacy you come to (a big store with a blue awning) has good prices - about $12.75 for a single tablet and about $48 for 4 20mg tablets. If you buy on Revolucion, you can pay as much as $15 a tablet.

Remember that all the pharmacies are still pushing Levitra (must be a financial incentive from the manufacturer because they are all doing it). Just politely decline and tell them that you prefer Cialis b/c it works best!

Blue Nose

[USSmaximus]

Got to Adelitas last night, Wed Jul 27th around 11pm. I was pleasantly surprised by the amount and quality of the girls on the weeknight. I'd say there were at least 40 girls. Granted, I've never been there that late at night, so I guess late is always better.

I've heard you guys talk about the "trophy fuck" before, and was determined it was my turn, and I was going to fuck the hottest babe I could find in there.

There she was, name is Sara, tall at about 6' in the heels, cute as hell, long curly jet black hair, and hugely bubblesome butt, and a nice man made rack barely covered with a bikini top. The "beeotch" signs were in abundance though. 1) Guys walking up to talk, then walking away 2) Her not talking to any guys unless talked to 3) No smiles out of her 4) No attempt at communicating beyond answering questions...you guys seen this before right?

I didn't care, I was gonna do this one. She wouldn't come off $60, so, oh what the hell, $60 it is, let's go. God what a sight following this chica out and up those stairs. She was cold, but at least professional and swung her hips like a gal with a bod like that ought to.

Ha, but she used toilet paper to touch my shaft while she applied the condom! Penis aversion in a working girl. First time for everything; I've never seen that trick before. Anyway, started with uninspired CBJ, then she gets on top and is trying to make me come right away. Sorry honey, not this guy. Did that about 5 minutes, then she gets into Mish posish and says something to the effect that times almost up. I said it's 30 minutes babe, she says something else, but I'm not paying much attention to talking, this lady looks to good for a bunch of talk.

After a little protest (did I say she's a *****?) I get her to turn over for doggy style. She says "you come this way now" I said OK, but I didn't intend to. I just wanted to see that ass for a few minutes from behind, and dayum what a sight that was! After a little while of that, I tell her let's finish in mish, she bitches about it but turns over and still talking about hurrying up. OK, that's enough of that, I ready to blast anyway.

The only thing she did right the whole session was acting like she was cumming while I was. She at least did that. Hell, she even smiled after I got off. Relief on her part I'm sure.

With her looks, she could make a fortune in there. But her attitude surely holds her back. What a shame. If she were like my 2nd date of the night (another report later), she wouldn't make it downstairs before she had another date.

Sara
Body, 9.0
Face, 8.5
Attitude, 2.5
Service, 5.0 (I've been ripped off before, so this is based on that baseline)

Oh yeah, word of warning...don't tell her she looks like Cher! I made that mistake and she doesn't like that, not even a little bit, and believe me you don't want to make her any more of a ***** than she already is.

[Psycho Knight]

No Zanax - You are correct in that my preference is Cialis. There are a couple of reasons for this. For one, a 20mg dose of Cialis lasts up to 36 hours (although realistically, after about 24 hours its usefulness starts to wear off). This allows you to pop a tablet as you cross the border and then head to la zona and take your time. You don't need to be in any hurry to pick a girl, and you can relax a bit with a few beers before choosing.

Another reason I like C is that it can be taken with food. Viagara can also be taken with food, but it becomes less effective as it is not absorbed as quickly into the bloodstream. As a result, you don't get as high a concentration of it in your body as you might like. Last reason that I like C is that I don't seem to get a headache with it. If you do use the others, and you are getting a headache, try taking 500mg of Tylenol just before you pop the tablet in. I have found that this can help.

I have not yet tried Levitra, but I know that the drug manufacturer is really pushing it in TJ. At every Farmacia that I go to, they always try to push it even after I ask For C. Clearly, there is some financial incentive for the Farmacias and the sales guys to push this over the other ones. Just be firm with what you want. I always politely decline by telling them that Cialis works best.

Blue Nose

Is Cialis as easy to get as Viagara in TJ pharmacies? I would prefer to not get a prescription and paying full retail in the states. I take it that Mexican pharmacies never bother with asking for a prescription?
Thnx,

PK