2005 Lima Reports

[Surfer]

Thanks for the tip. i"ll bring it. Good thing as I lost my POcketrocket last night. This woman, uh how to put this delicately, went for extra deepom use and forgot to remove it before she left.

That G2 had been inspected a couple times at customs or security but no biggie. CArrying a dildo or something could be a bit uncomfortable during the inevitable inspections.

Get in at 9pm on night of the 14th so if we we should start by 6 i evening must do it the 15th. Maybe Duesy's esposa to be can wait a day so we can give him a REAL bachelor party. LOL!

[Lima Busy]

Duesy45,
Did you get my email with my new #?
Congratulations on the upcoming wedding! That was fast I was suprised you were able to clear all the paperwork already. The new Hooters is in Larco Mar. It is on the main level all the way to the right as you face the ocean.
I was only there once and out of the 6 or so girls there were 2 real hotties.
My friend is the one with the face and hair like a 25 y/o Cher, her name is Fabiola. They blow away the current crop of Pizza Rustica chics, which in the past used to have the hottest waitress's. My wife was a Pizza Rustica girl when she was 16, so I may be a little prejudiced.

The prices are probably about the same as USA $6 burgers a good steak sandwich with curley fries was $7.50.

So I hope you can make it down or we will have to have your bachelor party without you!ja ja.

I had heard about the toothbrush thing but mine does not work on 220 current. What brand do you have, because if my session goes over a hour my wrist gets really tired.

So did you find your apt yet? What area are you plannig on living in? Give me a call and lets get together for coffee!

David33, are you going to include electric tooth brushes in your product lineup?
Also any word on Crest or Colgate coming out with a tartar control lube?

Suerte,
LB

[Duesy45]

One of the other people on this forum wrote about using an electric toothbrush instead of a vibrator for stimulation. Let me tell you that is a great idea. I bought an extra head for my toothbrush and used it in my trip to Lima. The results were amazing. The girls did not know had to ask if I had my toothbrush but would make the sound 'bbZZZZZZZZZZZZ' and I knew what they wanted. Well worth the investment and also not nearly as embarrassing as a vibrator if you get searched by customs.

Another item of interest is an mp3 player with remote speakers. When I would tell girls that I had an mp3 with speakers and we could listen to music in my hotel room they were always ready to go. I have a Creative mp3 with 40 gb of space. The speakers are JBL and are very compact. Both will run on batteries or electric. They are easy to travel with and an interesting conversation piece.

LB. Where is the Hooters in Lima? I used to go to Hooters in Houston frequently. Great place.

I am not sure about the 14th. I would love to go to Hooters with the gang. However, I am planning on getting married on the 15th so that might not be a good idea.

Cheers,

Duesy

[Member #4351]

Count me in. Be happy to make a trip to the Troc to show Surfer the sights. Remember that the best time to go is between 6 and 7, so it would mean an early Hooters meeting.

TonyUSA is not from the USA (although he may live there now), he's from either India or Pakistan.

[Dick Rambone]

Lima Busy,

Count me in for November. Hope we can do a tour to El Troca as I have not been there since the early 70's. I used to go to the Cinco y Medio burdel up on the Careterra Central but I don't know if they are still open.

Dick

[Surfer]

Thanks for suggesting it LimaBusy, count me in (including for an intro to the Hooters waitress LOL). I am sure Scvrewed Up will attend (we are friends and he knows when I am arriving).


I just deleted some stuff from mailbox, sorry about that (get TONS of queries about Colombia).

Will check out Cucaradas, but I share David's distaste for the real short time ambiance places. TJ nowadays has lots of lookers, but KNOWING that the knock on the door is coming in less than 30 minutes REALLY detracts from it (I like to take my time).

Re Callao, on my first trip I met a girl at a chongo in Trujillo who quit her "job" to travel with me along the coast. I later visited her house in Callao (to meet her mother), and while it was certainly a rundown area, it was hardly the worst slum I had seen. Maybe things are worse now, and all IS relative, but I am up for cruising Trocadero in Callao also (better with a group, of course).

Finally, you mention "TonyUSA" having changed his handle. IMHO he needs to change his ugly American attitude based on what he posted in the Colombia forum (my baliwick) awhile back.

Suerte compadres

[Lima Busy]

Surfer,
Sorry I did not get back to you, your message box was full and I did not have a chance to email. Cucaradas is about 20 min from Miraflores all the taxista's know it. The other place you need to see at least once in your life is the "Trocadero" in Callao.

Lima mongers/expats Unite!
I know for a fact alot of you guy's are here! We all have busy schedules but it would be nice to meet those of you I have never met in person and reunite with you other guys. So here is what I propose!

While Surfer is in town (Sept 14-?)we all get together for a meet n greet one afternoon down at the new HOOTER's in town for lunch/dinner or beers. The reason I mentioned Hooter's was I met a beautiful 25 y/o waitress there today and promised to introduce her to my gringo friends. I would keep her to myself but alas my wife does not approve of such things.Those that want to see the Trocadero first hand even if you do not care to inbibe, would enlist the help of David33 to lead the tour. I have a car as well so i am sure we could all roll together.The rest can leave back to the wives/girlfriends/trannies. Oh by the way Tonyusa glad to see you changed your handle.

BA has a fairly active group of posters that get together for dinner periodically and I feel this great city deserves the same.

So,Duesy45/David33/Screwedup/FlyingAce/Aatkin/I lost track of the other names that have pm'd me, do us a favor respond here or pm me if interested and I will keep everybody posted.

[Member #4351]

The legal age of consent here in Peru is 18. Not that that means much to the Peruvians.

There have been discussions in the past about the Cucardas. I don't particularly like it because of the time limitations, makes me feel like my first P4P in Tijuana, however some guys like it a lot.

[Surfer]

Is it in Miraflores? Where? Any chicas you reccomend? Thanks.

[John Sperm]

Dude you must do Las Cucardas!!! Pussy heaven all for 40 soles or 17 USD plus 18 soles entrance fee... Which gives you the right to some tissue paper and a certified by the Peruvian surgeon general all purpose Condom... I was surprised by the level of security in this place I thaught I was in a bank or in a goverment building, I will definately go back Kudos to Las Cucardas and its no so high end sis La Nene, right next door...

[Surfer]

Going to Lima in two weeks for first time in 16 years so any particular suggetions of clubs or chicas appreciated and reciprocated. Will post some updates after arriving. Suerte

[Incaroca]

Well....I have to make some explanations about the discussion.
Fisrt of all, It wasnt my intention to offend anybody (the message was private....was my fault to post on the board). And second, I am not promoting sex with minors.

I dont lie if I say that I prefer young girls than older ones. For me "young girls" means girls between 18 and 25 yo. So, "adolescentes" for me means girls between 18,19,20 yo. I admit that many girls of 16 or 17 yo are very desirable, and have adult girls complexion, but i try to avoid legal problems, cos 18 yo its limit age in Spain.

I think, also, that in this discussion exist a diferent cultural tradition. In latin countries (Spain included), teennagers and young girls are very sexual agressive, open minded, and its not rare that could have some relations between people of different ages. US people i think that are obssesed about virginity, innocent teenagers, and a strictly separation between adult and young people. I know that in US legal age to go to a pub are 21 yo. In Spain 16. So Its common that people from different ages meet each other.

If I had a 18 yo girlfriend (Im 34). Well, for me its not a crime.

Sorry again, I respect the others point of wievs, but I expect that people understand also my vision.

[Surfer]

It means teenager, nothing less, nothing more. As an adjective it means teenage. Same word and same meaning in French and Portuguese.


Of course, the contrary of "adolescente" is "adulto", which means of adult age. This, in turn, would imply that an "adolescente" is not of adult age ...

This is ONE construction, but if it means teenager then the contrary is NOT "adult"; "Adult" is typically defined as having attained the ago of majority (typically 18). Thus some teenagers are also LEGALLY "adults". Not to get bogged down in semantics.

I don't think going into depth into legal codes is of much help. You can't count on the law to save your skin. Always assume that the law is bad and getting worse.

Agreed it is "bad and getting worse", but when you say "you can't count on the law to save your skin" I am a bit confused what you mean. The law is the law.

[Ineson]

Incaroca's post advocates sex with young girls.

"Una cosa que me sorprendio fue la cantidad de chicas jovenes que hay. La poblacion no esta tan envejecida como en España y si te gustan adolescentes o veinteañeras (como a mi), de eso no faltara."

Incaroca's post advocates sex with young girls? Sure. Whatyour idea of young girl consist of? To me a young girl easily reach the age of 25/26 yo. or even older. Then its when 'phisical' decline starts.

And whats more, like most of the members I don't like ilegal conduct with girls (of course I do advocate theres no room to illegal conduct in a forum like this) but how many girls of 18/20 have we f*** totally persuaded she reaches 'the age' and then you realize you made amistake?

[XXL]

It means teenager, nothing less, nothing more. As an adjective it means teenage. Same word and same meaning in French and Portuguese. Of course, the contrary of "adolescente" is "adulto", which means of adult age. This, in turn, would imply that an "adolescente" is not of adult age ...

I don't think going into depth into legal codes is of much help. You can't count on the law to save your skin. Always assume that the law is bad and getting worse.