Helsinki

[Aquapuss]

Yesterday was the last day of Mikado. Sad but true, l

And you just happened to sign up to report the demise of Mikado. ;-)

Blah blah blah. You're here just waiting to push your own skanks. Your attempt at diversion is truly pathetic.

It is not my fault that you fail to keep Maria healthy. I think that would be the very least you can do. Based on the feedback I've received, others have had similar stinky encounters as I did.

[Aquapuss]

Poor Aquapuss, allways fighting with his hometown working girls. Where the problem could be?

Tell me about Miss Marias cat, what was the colour?

This forum is intended for customer feedback, not for pimps to push their product. Sorry.

[Elton]

Mikado is gone.

According to newspapers today, Mikado has ceased its operations permanently. The doors were closed on December 22nd.

Embarrasment caused to the building and club owners by open prostitution was cited as the reason.

So, it's only Alcatraz and www.sihteeriopisto.net now.

[Kubinage]

--Another bad experience with a finnish prostitute behind me,--.

Poor Aquapuss, allways fighting with his hometown working girls. Where the problem could be?

Tell me about Miss Marias cat, what was the colour? (as Miss Maria desired me to ask)

[Kubinage]

I heard from a staff member that Mikado will close by the end of the year. ...

Yesterday was the last day of Mikado. Sad but true, legendary club for picking working girls has gone to the end of its road. So many happy moments with happy hookers of Mikado, wish I would had wrote down even few of those. Mikado was an excellent place to visit with foreign business friends.

Official reason was the end of the rental contract. A tenant wasn't happy of the bad reputation that Mikado brought to neigborhood and they were looking for any reason to close the club.

Locals have ofcourse lots of possibilities to cover the loss but visitors abroad will have problems to find such a gallery for a picking working girls.

I will keep you informed if there will grow a good substitute for it.

There are a few other possible lines that Russian and Estonian migrant workers might use, like advertising in Internet or customer hunting in streets. Personally I believe in substitute club, which might take some time to take place.

[Aquapuss]

I heard from a staff member that Mikado will close by the end of the year. At least as we know it today. Sad. Not to me personally, but to the finnish society and its individual freedoms.

[Aquapuss]

I hooked up with a girl named Susanna via her add in a local adult board. I wasn't expecting much when she told me on the phone that she was "a big girl" and when I went silent she quickly added that big but not fat, and promised to let me leave without an incident if her looks didn't satisfy.

Upon seeing her I was very pleasantly surprised. She seemed to be exactly what she said she was. 170cm tall, 80 kg, 30 yo., DD tits and body made for fucking. She was also very cheery and dressed in a sex outfit complete with stockings, garters and and high heeled boots.

In five minutes she was on her knees giving me a great BJ, her technique was one of the best in Helsinki and I struggled to hold my load. After a while she got on hers fours on the bed and I entered her wet pussy with a magnificent view of her body. This girl is big, but her midsection does not hang, sag or droop and she has a proportionately narrow waist contrasted to her big juicy tits and ass. About to cum again I withdrew from her and inserted my fingers inside her. She was very surprised by this and resisted at first, but when I kissed her and told her to shut up and enjoy she calmed down but demanded a good tip. I said OK and gradually got my entire fist in. Her G-spot was sensitive and after 5 minutes of rubbing it while I was fisting her, she had a violent orgasm and gripped my wrist like a vice. After a rest period of about 10 minutes with my hand still inside her I carefully pulled it out and got my dick in again. After 5 more minutes of doggy I was ready to explode and she kindly removed the rubber before taking my load in her mouth. We cooled off by touching each other and another brief fisting session ensued as she spread herself to me very provocatively. There is something about a voluptuous woman in stockings and boots spreading herself wide open. I was so tempted to fuck her BB and unload inside her but common sense got the better of me. I shot my load on her ass and watched it run into her wide open pussy.

This was definitely a great experience and I'll be seeing her again. The whole thing cost me only 120 euros for more than an hour. Cannot beat the value.

[Aquapuss]

I set up an appointment with a girl named Marianeito (Miss Maria, I suppose) based on her ad on some adult board. She looked pretty decent in pictures and was very upbeat on the phone. She said her price was 120 euros for the hour and 80 euros for half.

When I arrived at her modest apartment in Helsinki, I was a little disappointed right away. She advertised that she was 158 cm tall and 23 years old. I have no way of knowing how old she actually was but she did look significantly older. I do know that she was very short and looked kinda silly in her stripper shoes with huge heels. Also her face was something of a mess. There was no particular thing wrong with it but it was overall rather severe looking - witchy, old woman face, if you will. But hey, I thought, I'm not here to conduct the Miss Finland. Besides she spoke fairly good english so it was easy to communicate.

When she started undressing she kept asking me if I thought she was hot to the point where it started to annoy me because it took so long but little did I know...

When she was finally done I asked her to get on her fours on the bed so I could see her pussy, she obliged and I slipped my finger inside her. The first thing I noticed was that her ass was oddly jiggly like it was filled with jelly. I tried to ignore it but worse was yet to come. As soon as I started to spread her pussy lips, a horrible stench lingered to my nose. I pulled my fingers out quickly and wiped them to the bedspread and she started to protest. I basically told her that I wanted my money back and she needed to go to the clinic. She claimed it was residue from her period and she had been tested earlier in the year and was clean. I told her that I had smelled way too many pussies in my life to believe her and she better give me my money back. She indicated that there were no refunds so I just walked to her cat and said I'd take it with me. Boy, the refund process was quick after that! As I walked out I handed her a 20 and told her to call a cab to get treatment and stop taking customers until she heals.

She threw the bill at me and uttered the famous finnish grand insult, "haista vitu". Ironically it literally means "go smell a ****". God knows I did.

Another bad experience with a finnish prostitute behind me, I found a local convenience store where I bought some sanitary wipes and rubbing alcohol to clean my fingers. So far, nothing has shown up.

Disappointed, later that night I ended up leaving Storyville with a married 36 yo. real estate agent who was too drunk to be any good. However she looked hot and I pumped my cum inside her twice before she passed out on my couch. Finland is really not a place to go for prostitutes. The freebies are so much better.

Attached pictures are of the stinky one.

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01-14-06

Greetings everyone,

I have received the following complaint about this report.

I have now sent to you THREE reports concering this spam post about me. The story is completely untrue and this guy made it up because we had an argument on another discussion forum and his offensive posts were deleted there. This guy has never met me and by the way, he is Finnish though he claims he is not (he has been kicked out from Secretaryacademy.net several times because of offensive posts and lying about many escort girls). Here is my home page (to be): www.marianeito.com

Could you now finally delete this spam?

Maria from Helsinki Finland

p.s. if you want prove about this prostitute hater's past behaviour on the net, I can send it to you.

Thanks,

Jackson
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[Aquapuss]

Can anyone confirm this?

The famous saying "all good things must come to an end". I recieved the news last night that Mikado is being closed on 22-Dec. The reason is due to political pressure and the fact that city hall doesn't want this establishment on the main street downtown. My reliable (LoL) sources were two different Russian pros at Alcatraz last night.

This same rumor has circulated countless times before.

As a business, they are not doing anything illegal. And I know that the guy who owns it and his daughter who runs it don't really give a shit about political pressure or the city hall. If they close it, it will be for other reasons. Most likely the city will try to cancel their liquor license hoping that customers will abandon the place afterwards. If that happens, I personally hope that Mikado will remain open as a succesful and thriving juice bordello. I have a place one block from there and I have never witnessed any disturbances so far and no effect on real estate values. The action stays pretty much indoors. However, if the action is forced out to the streets, the negative impact will be immediate. But one should never underestimate the stupidity of the national and local governments in Helsinki.

[Aquapuss]

Well my dear I don,t give a damn Get it?

Kisses your worst nightmare.

Isabel

Sounds like blackmailer Isabel is confessing to her actions. I'll give her some points for that. However, I would not believe her assertion that she's started all over.

[On_A_Run]

Can anyone confirm this?

The famous saying "all good things must come to an end". I recieved the news last night that Mikado is being closed on 22-Dec. The reason is due to political pressure and the fact that city hall doesn't want this establishment on the main street downtown. My reliable (LoL) sources were two different Russian pros at Alcatraz last night.

As for my evening, it started out at Storyville which was really busy with all different ages (few young and many older). Spent most of the evening dancing with an mid-40 blonde who spoke no english (only Suomi and Estonian) so conversation was limited to touch and feel. She tipped the alcohol barometer around 1:00 and then I decided it was going to be too much work to get a drunk without being able to communicate into my hotel. I decided it was time to leave and visit some pro places.

Headed downtown around 1:30 and decided at last minute to check out Alcatraz instead of Mikado. The place was not as crowded as I expected with about 12 pros, 3 dancers and the guys definitely out numbered the girls. As for the scenary, the ages ranged from early 20s to mid-30s. I must say there were some really good lookers (7-8) with really nice bodies.

Hints/Tips For Rookies Mongers:

I have collected some useful tips over the past 10 years of visiting Helsinki. Be careful as previous reports state, the laws are changing so be aware of your surroundings and if you get a bad feeling while talking to the pro, move on.

Make eye contact and the girl will usually approach you.
After some small talk (where are you from?, what are you doing in Helsinki?, where do you stay?), she will drop the question "are you looking for some company tonight?". If I like the girl, I will always respond with "maybe", then smile and say, "it depends on the company". If I don't like the girl, I just tell them "At this time no, I am watching the dancers and enjoying my beer" and they will usually leave you alone afterwards.

To compliment Neuro's report, I always ask the basics:

1) What is the cost for your companionship?

2) How many hours is that for? Be careful of the answer, "there is no rush whatever it takes" because typically these are (cash, pop as quick as possible and dash)

3) How many pops? usually I say 3 and get a comment "I am not a machine", then you just move on. Most likely the pros will reconsider and reapproach you 15-20 minutes later.

Once you are past that point, start getting intimate by holding her hand and gently touching her arm, leg and/or back and make sure you look her in the eyes to see her physical response. If you get a bad feeling in your gut, it most probably will be a dead fish later that evening and you will end up dissapointed - move on. If she responds positively, then continue and

4) ask her is she is really up for some fun?

5) ask her if she is good at massage? (you want to keep her busy while you recover between pops and if she gives a good massage, I always return the favor)

6) Do you kiss? This is important to me because I enjoy this as part of the pre-lude. Most pros do not but the ones that do and if you have made this far in the questions, it will be a good catch. I have also accepted those that do not but this is personal preference.

I also have another rule and that is no buying the pros drinks. It gets expensive and if you have made it to this point, you are a few minutes from the door.

Now that you made it this far but before you think with the wrong head which is difficult to do at this point, repeat the agreement:

7) So it is 200 Eur for 3 hours and with 3 pops. If she confirms, I ask one last question.

8) Do you promise? Of coarse, no gaurantees but it is a comfort factor.

She will then ask for 5 Eur to tip the coat clerk and then also when back to your hotel, she will ask for taxi money which I usually provide another 10 Eur to the agreement. On top of that, a mini-bar drink maybe offered but that is it. No tipping ever required!

Back to the Alcatraz:

Ordered a beer and watched the strip show for a little before I was approached by the first pro. Looks were a 7, nice body, really short hair and 30ish. Personality was good and this is really important that the Chemistry must be there or you will end up dissapointed later. it was a "maybe" and we continued the discussion and I asked for an all night price. Quoted price was 400 Euro and I told her no way, the night is almost over! She tried to convince me that she would stay until after breakfast. Remembering Neuro's re-post (on one pop, immediatley to sleep, wake-up and then see you), I declined and moved on.

Second Pro approached and she was a tall mid-20s brunette with long hair. Pretty face with looks being an 8, body very shapely (maybe 2-3 kilo excess). Again the typical conversation followed by "are you looking for company?" with my answer being a "maybe". We started to discuss business and then she stopped me and said we do this in private (not sure what this was all about). We moved into the table area and sat down to discuss. Got through the questions and it was 200 Eur for 2 hours with 2 pops. Asked the question on kissing and response was "No" with a long explanation on germs, etc. Move on time for me. I told her I would think about it and then we parted.

Third Pro approached and she was mid30s heavy build and not to my liking. We got to the company question and I responded with " I was enjoying the dancing girls and a beer" and moved on.

Fourth Pro approached and previously we had been making eye contact while I was trying to shed pro#3. She was what I thought to be smaller/short mid-20's with dirty blonde hair, looks being a 6 with a nice smile and a very nice petite body (killer butt). She easily passed the personality test and could tell she was a pleaser. We got the "kiss" question and she said "YES". Bottom line: 200 Eur, 3 hours, 3 pops, massage, kiss. In US we typically use the term GFE = Girl Friend Experience to rate clasify the pros. This means that she would do everything you expect of your girl friend during the companionship time. She really made my late night a pleasurable one even though we only took two pops (my choice).

I will be back out tonight - just may have to visit Mikado since if rumors are truth, it will be closed the next time I get back to Helsinki.

Happy Mongering!

[Neurosynth]

I wrote this up about a visit I made in the fall of 2004. It still may be useful.

Cheers,

Neurosynth

As for general information for the would be commercial sex client in Helsinki Finland there isn't much to tell. If you scan the internet you will once again find the random fellow bragging about the great luck he had with the local girls and suggesting that *any* guy should be able to score with a civilian uber-babe for free like he did. And again in practice we find that there is no national tendency for loose women.

For pay, however, the options in Helsinki are starker than most cities in Europe or the US.

The primary source of information I used was here:

http://www.sihteeriopisto.net/engbbs...f51bfc256f5dfb

There you will find some ads for outcall girls, very few reviews, some mention of Thai massage parlors that *sometimes* offer more...and one random report of a crack addled streetwalker.

By far the primary method of action seems to be going to the Alcatraz Club and/or the Mikado Club. They are a short walk within each other and are in very safe parts of the Center City. You must be marginally presentable and not staggeringly drunk to gain entry. There is a cover charge of 10€ and 9€ respectively. While many of the posts I read seemed to lean towards the Mikado I found the Alcatraz more to my liking. It is smaller, but the prison theme is amusing and unlike the Mikado the Alcatraz has strippers...albeit one at a time at 20 minute intervals on a tiny stage with a single pole. On the other hand the Mikado has gambling...2 or 3 table games and 3 or 4 video poker/slot machines.

I am not sure if the strippers at the Alcatraz are available for off-campus action, but virtually all the other women you will find at both clubs are working professionals. To my view the women at the Alcatraz were more attractive on average but fewer in number. But the number of men was fewer as well. Alcatraz is just smaller than the Mikado.

For the most part the women working these clubs are migrating Russians or Estonians. The women at the Mikado skewed a bit older. it could be, however, that ones chances of getting a stunner is actually better at the Mikado. I noticed several show up and almost immediately pair off. So they are there. You just have to be decisive. For the most part the women will not approach you...but don't be shy. They *want* you to approach them, and they've heard *everything*.

Not sure when the party starts...perhaps 22:00 or so? Both close at 4:00 but be careful...you can't gain entry to Mikado after 3:00!h Some bargains can be had in front of Mikado at 4:00 though as the unpaired women leave and may be willing to settle for less rather than nothing. Take care however. While prostitution per se isn't illegal, negotiating for same in a public place (even in the club) is, and doing so on the sidewalk may lead to problems.

In general women will ask for 200€ and will settle for 150€. But what that gets you may vary widely. It should at least get you an hour back in your hotel (*maybe* in her room if it is nearby...but some girls share a hotel room so this may not be so good!), full nudity, CBJ leading to multiple positions of standard covered sex. Some will offer more. Some will be willing to stay all night...for a bit more. Many will want you to pay her 5€ coat check fee and perhaps another 10€ for return cab fare...plus cab fare to your place of course.

Some report fantastic sexual adventures with multiple acts, DATY, going all night, and so on for 150€ to 300€. But my guess is that this is not at all typical. My best suggestion is to get 1 hour / 1 pop for 150€ or 2 hours / 2 pops for 200€ or walk away from the deal.

Here is what happened in my case...learn from my mistakes!

First I went to Alcatraz. I saw 2 strippers and both were quite different and very attractive. One girl was very voluptuous...*almost* fat...yet sexy as hell. Sort of a gothic look with red/violet color hair. She seemed to just float up and down the pole, and it was quite a treat when she finally released her big breasts. The next girl was a tall thin Nordic Goddess. The working girls varied from girls you wouldn't look at twice on the street in conservative dress, to bombshells with next to nothing on.

I left earlier than I might have because I started late and didn't want to get locked out of Mikado at 3:00. Somehow I expected Mikado to be better, and I was somewhat surprised by the number of older (late 30's early 40's) somewhat out of shape Russian women there. But there were some cuties too.

Somehow I just didn't feel moved to make an approach. But then I saw a young Russian woman whom I later found out is named Sveta. She commutes to Helsinki from Moscow for work on an irregular basis. She was dressed more or less like a college girl...blue jeans, sporty blouse, and these wacky shoes with very long pointy toes I noticed a number of the women wearing. She has very pale skin, somewhat frizzy long dirty blond hair to the small of her back, and a very cute face that looks typically Russian (whatever that means) and very unique grey/green eyes. Medium soft build (more on this later). I later find out she is 25 but she looked 20...maybe even younger. But clearly not illegal!!

She almost immediately started talking with some guy and I figured I'd lost my chance. But somehow the dicussion went bad, and I noticed her frown and walk away...and almost immediately started talking to a Finnish local who looked like a school teacher. More discussion. And more discussion.

Suddenly they flash the lights. Mikado will be closing soon! Suddenly things don't work out for her with the school teacher either. I catch her eye. After some initial small talk she says "so...would you like to take me home with you for the night?"

It is so rare that a woman asks me that that even in a commercial context it is hard to not just yell out "YES!!!".

She asks 250€ for "all night". I playfully point out that "all night" is almost already over. I suggest 200€ for 2 hours and am *very* explicit that I will want to go at it 2 or 3 times. She clearly understands and agrees. I also say I don't want to go fast, I want it to last. Again she seems to be very agreeable.

Off we go. My hotel is a mere block away. When we get to the room I start to realize that this is not going to go super well. First she takes the only chair, at the desk, and stations herself there. I want her to sit next to me on the bed, She says "but I can see you better this way while we talk". Uh-oh.

She asks for a drink from the minibar. I offer a cocktail, but she prefers orange soda. She smokes a cigarette. She smokes another cigarette, She asks if she can have a can of mixed nuts from the minibar. We talk. And talk.

Now this is all fine and well, but I really want to have sex. And then have sex again. And then have sex again.

Finally, to break the deadlock, I say I am going to take a shower. (Why should I have to be working so hard to seduce a working girl!?!?).

I do so. She gets the message and takes a shower...but not with me...and not even with the door open. She comes back in the room with the towel tightly around her. More or less insists we turn off *all* the lights leaving on the TV as the only light source...with MTV on of course!

Finally she unwraps herself to reveal a very very appealing figure. Her skin was like vanilla ice cream, and her figure was more of an hourglass than I might have guessed...but all to the good. Some might fault her for having somewhat downward pointing breasts, but for me it was just a natural part of the package.

The thing is this is perhaps the softest girl I've ever experienced. Not that she was overly fat. She was in fairly trim shape. But her body was just entirey soft and buttery. Not just her skin, but her entire flesh. :This might sound bad to some, but it felt amazingly wonderful.

So sounds like things are getting better? Well they are...but just barely. She is very shy. She jumps under the covers, Then when I get in and try to take command she insists on taking control. OK...I can do that too. I lay down and she kisses me all over (no mouth kissing at all though...just around the face and neck). Sucks my nipples! Then covers me up for a rather nice and lengthy CBJ.

I am actually feeling close to the end already, and figuring this is just the first round, I climb on top. Very good missionary, followed by doggie, followed by missionary to completion. I must admit I have no complaints about the intercourse. She was just great, spread wide for me, interacted well, rubbed me, kissed my chest...just great.

So we finish...but she insists that I take the condom off *in the bathroom* as if it might be radioactive or something. While I do that she scoots under the covers. We talk a while, and it is nice...I mean she is basically a nice girl and it's not hard to put up with some of her hangups.
She suggests we take a 10 minute nap because "that will make it better".

Little did I know my evening with her was essentially over. She dozed off and was immovable until almost Noon! I finally fell asleep about an hour after she did...after trying to gently awaken her a couple times to no avail.

I thought surely when we get up in the morning there will be at least another quick round.

No such luck. She goes from dead asleep to dashing into the bathroom with her clothes in about 2 seconds. She comes out fully dressed. "I am already late! Now I must rush! You aren't mad with me are you?".

I made a point of pouting a bit but told her I wasn't mad. But I sort of was.

But here is the thing. This experience at this price in New York would be considered an average or even good deal!!!

I hope your Helsinki adventures are better though

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The following night I decided to try my luck again. I knew I'd be going to various FKK's in the days to come, so I decided to check out both clubs but only go with a girl if I spotted someone exceptional.

Long story short...I ended up sleeping alone. But here are some supplemental comments.

First, I can see why Mikado is more popular than Alcatraz for picking up working girls. There is a much more robust churn there. Many of the women are older and not so good looking, but a significant number of good looking women cycle through. They get picked up quickly, but they are there to be had. The women at Alcatraz are, on the average, better looking but I didn't see any absolute stunners show up like a few at Mikado.

For the most part the women expect you to approach them, but a couple or three came up to me. Not surprisingly these are not the best looking women. A Russian woman with a great body but a slightly below average face came right up to me and said "So, would you like a Russian woman tonight?". Another, at Mikado, stopped me and said "wait, wait...tell me...where are you from?" I said "the USA, but I am just visiting" and she sneered and waved me away, and then said something insulting to her girlfriend nearby.

One of the oddest things that happened that night was also at Mikado. I spotted this girl who was cute in a tomboy-ish way. Very short pixie cut hair, blond, thin, almost no make-up, and a ringed eyebrow piercing. She had on a t-shirt and jeans, and looked more Scandinavian than, say, Russian. Maybe an Estonian?

Anyway, my first impression was that she was a lesbian. She just had that artsy baby-dyke look about her. She seemed kind of quietly amused by the two guys she was speaking to. I thought about making an approach if there was an opening because she *was* quite attractive, and I thought there might be something perversely pleasurable about having sex with an obvious lesbian. (I mean, did those other guys even know?).

Anyway, soon enough her girlfriend shows up, similar look but longer hair and more aggressive, and physically drags her off to a couch and table area where they had a long and animated discussion. Maybe they had some kind of rules about hooking she was breaking? I don't know.

Anyway, and this might be the best part, from about 3:30 to 4:30 the sidewalk out in front of Mikado is an absolute Fellini movie. Older unattractive hookers who for some reason don't work the inside of the club appear. There were a couple that looked like Gypsies or something wearing these big fluffy dresses...except they were each about 350 pounds! I am told some good last minute deals can be made on that sidewalk...but I didn't see anyone I'd want to bed down even at bargain prices.

Worth a watch though...quite bizzare.

[Aquapuss]

Blackmailer Isabel = bentsku = big dick.

Very typical of Isabel and there will be more of these mystery posters. Perhaps the next one will even have 4 prior posts...

I must be a clairvoyant. Not!

Give 'em enough rope.

[Bentsku]

-- Blackmailer Isabel = bentsku = big dick.

You sound a pretty certain about that I am sorry to say but I have only this nick here and I am a male.

I don't know what has happened with you and Isabel, maybe it is blackmailing, who knows. What makes doubting your allegation is the fact that you were quarrelling with her among allmost every other girl untill you got banned. In that time you didn't speak about blackmailing.

I am just curious, when did that alleged blackmailing happen?

cheers

Bentsku

[Aquapuss]

Big Dick

P.S: And no, I'm not "Bentsku". Couldn't care less who he is.

Incidentally we have another mystery poster who signs up, posts a couple of meaningless filler posts and then this one. Check out the posting history and dates.

Blackmailer Isabel = bentsku = big dick.

Very typical of Isabel and there will be more of these mystery posters. Perhaps the next one will even have 4 prior posts, of course all posted the same day due to the raging temper.

Again Isabel is a blackmailer. End of story.