General Reports

[Desert Monger]

Right on Hump! Put me down for a "ditto"!

[Ump1969]

I just had to reply to a couple of recent posters. I'm surprised someone has not already. Let's be realistic about what we have here. We are horny and want sex. We go to Tijuana because it is supposed to be cheap and easy. The girls are there to make money. Does anyone out there believe that the girls are hanging out in dirty alleys or prostutute bars in cheap clothing in hopes of falling in love with a rich American? Would a girl want to fall in love with a guy hanging out in these bars? Just because theyspeak a fireign language does not make them all totally stupid.

So I want to respond to the poster that said he could not stomach the idea of picking up a girls that had been banging too many fat, balding sweaty guys. Just what does he think they do for a living? Do they get cleaner if he picks them up at a time when the bar is less crowded? They're prostitutes, man! I'm not knocking them- just saying that unless you are one of the rare dudes to get a novice, then guess what, you get a girl that has been with other guys.

Then I want to respond to the guys bitching about prices. Welcome to the real world of capitalism. If you don't like it, don't go. Frankly, I have never had the kind of problems that some of these guys are griping about. I do know that it often makes a difference when the girls are treated with sone kindness, at least it has worked for me. You are going to pay a bit more for the better lookers. Why? Because this is what they can get. If you say no, they'll get it from some other sucker. Girls more in demand get more money. These girls are in business. Are they supposed to charge you less because you're an American expecting cheap Mexican pussy? Get over it! There are tons of girls in Tijuana. If one charges too much, smile, say "no gracias", and move on.

You claim that these girls are getting too close to American prices? Fine, go back to the US. Pick up some cheap ***** on the street. Pray that she is not part of an LE sting. Do it in the back seat of a car, hoping LE does not catch you in the middle of the act. Pray she doesn't grab your money and run off, or pull a knife. Pray her pimp doesn't show up and demand your wallet. Or you can always overpay for an American hotel, hoping that she won't lead you into an LE sting, run out of the room with your money, lead you into a room with a couple of dudes ready to rob you. Then if none of the above happens to you, hope she doesn't pull on your sick for 5 minutes and then say it is time to go. A hundred other guys could pipe in now with their horror stories from hunting in America. For the time being, I'll stick with Tijuana. Most of the experiences I have had surpass most American experiences. No, they were not 100% satisfactory. But if I were a betting man, my money is on Tijuana for a satisfactory experience at cheap prices.

[QuackUp]

Good news, Marielos from Tropical is back. Bad news, I believe one of you guys on this board took her for the weekend so I wasn't able to see her.

I don't mind sharing my information so hopefully the person who was with her over the long weekend writes up a report on her. The reason why I think it is person on the board is because most girls in Tj won't spend the entire weekend with someone they met. As I reported a couple of months ago, Marielos spent a weekend with me in Rosarito.

So yes I was disappointed I wasn't able to see Marielos but it will be worth it, if that person shares his experience with the whole community. I would have been more dissapointed if there weren't hundreds of other chicas to turn to.

Once I learned that Marielos would not be available I needed to bust a nut. First stop the street scene. I will write more on this in the street walker section.

After my first nut I went to Caliente to recharge. You now must pay $10.00 to get in but you do get a $10 voucher. Some guys were paying the $10 then going to the cashier and getting their money back. I spent mine on some future bets.

About 16:00 I went to HK.. This is where I met Christina. A tall blond flauca. First stop the lap dance booth. She let me kiss whereever and I was able to stick my finger up her kitty. As soon as the lap dance was over, off to the hotel. At the hotel much more hot passionate kissing, plenty of daty and a whole lot of fun. The only mark against her was she gave a cbj. It wasn't bad but I prefer bbbj. Overall, great service. I left a happy camper. Bad news, she told me this Wednesday she is leaving for home for about 1 month. She lives in Monterrey.

I then went to have dinner, then to the Tropical. Here I met Angela. She is a big girl. Not fat but well proportioned and big tits. She gave me a smile and I bought her a drink. Things went well so I asked her up.

In the room I tried to kiss her. At first she was a little reluctant. I then daty and she loved it so much, she started to dfk me. Usually when you daty on these chicas they won't let you kiss them because they don't want to taste their own juice, so it was a good surprise when she started to kiss me.

She then gave me a cbj, again nothing bad nothing great. Started cg. then mish and finished doggie. Another satisfying session.

Both girls did not ask for money upfront, none rushed the session as we got the knock on both sessions. No, they did not squirt like Marielos but they were very good sessions.

Q

Ps. Cj, if you are reading this, thanks for the hotel recommendation but I will wait until I see Marielos again to try it.

[Country John]

There are many massage + extras places in TJ. You mileage may vary, but all these places offer full service, with ususally a poor massage.

IN ZONA NORTE

Mermaids, across the street and 1/2 block west of Adelitas.
El Campamento, one block east of Adelitas, behind La Tropa Bar.
Purple Rain, one block east, then one block north of Adelitas on Revolucion.
Real Ejecutivo, check the website with the full name http://www.realejecutivo.com

OUTSIDE ZONA NORTE

Luxxor, right next to the big Pueblo Amigo hotel, you cannot miss the hotel.
New Body Massage near Constitucion, check this forum for location
Mermaids on 8th
Cheaters on 6th

There are plenty more, but these can get you started. You can walk to the the parlors in the Zona if you are already there. Watch yourself if you are a newbie and going to El Campamento, and Purple Rain. A little danger exist off the beaten path, so keep your head on a swivel.

I would recommend talking a cab to most other places, unless you know your way around.

Thanks B4YH. I guess the message from me is "be careful" because it's your first trip. Sticking to a high profile place close to the action is a good idea until you become familiar with the area.

Country John

[Smut Villain]

Am I the only one who noticed this?:
11-25-05:

then this:
12-05-05

and this:
12-24-05

and this:
12-25-05:

and finally this:
12-30-05

Let's see here: You claim to have been in a "relationship" with Tania for 16 months. Were you actually "with" her, or were you just trying hard for a piece anyone could buy? You then tell how you feel like you've been played by her. If I only had sex with a working girl once in 16 months, I'd feel "played" too. You then tell her it's over, and fuck off. The very next day, you ask in a post dated 12-25-05 if anyone has had an experience with her, and how was it (huh?).

Your latest post has a warning to others and a plea to get her out of HK and onto the street where she can be fucked in the ass for $20. Why do I sense a bit of a feeble attempt to get even for her not giving herself to you completely, and choosing to continue as a working girl, even though you threw a lot of money her way.

As George Carlin said: "Whoever came up with the phrase 'let the buyer beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."

Why do I sense a bit of a stalker mentality with your posts?

I live with a SW, who plays this trucker she has never had sex with into sending her hundreds of dollars a week through Western Union. This guy literally has run out of money, and is now running up his credit cards to pay for her, and neglected his kids' college tuition. In 4 months, he's only seen her twice, but is so sure that she really loves him. Ha!

You got played, and you fucking deserved it.

Rush 2112

I was in the Navy right before the U.S. pulled out of the Phillipines. I used to see tons of sailors getting played like an X-box, and the girlies there used a lot of the same tricks you are talking about; some of the Filipinas who managed to immigrate to the U.S. are still using those same tactics. I'm so glad I saw that shit before I visited Tijuana for the first time, because (thanks to my previous experiences in Subic Bay) I immediately recognized the games..

[Bad4URHeart]

I'm wondering if someone might be able to point me in the right direction for a massage with a happy ending or bj. I have done a search and there is next to no information on the TJ massage scene here, if indeed any exists. Thanks in advance for any help you might give me.

There are many massage + extras places in TJ. You mileage may vary, but all these places offer full service, with ususally a poor massage.

IN ZONA NORTE

Mermaids, across the street and 1/2 block west of Adelitas.
El Campamento, one block east of Adelitas, behind La Tropa Bar.
Purple Rain, one block east, then one block north of Adelitas on Revolucion.
Real Ejecutivo, check the website with the full name http://www.realejecutivo.com

OUTSIDE ZONA NORTE

Luxxor, right next to the big Pueblo Amigo hotel, you cannot miss the hotel.
New Body Massage near Constitucion, check this forum for location
Mermaids on 8th
Cheaters on 6th

There are plenty more, but these can get you started. You can walk to the the parlors in the Zona if you are already there. Watch yourself if you are a newbie and going to El Campamento, and Purple Rain. A little danger exist off the beaten path, so keep your head on a swivel.

I would recommend talking a cab to most other places, unless you know your way around.

[Rush 2112]

Am I the only one who noticed this?:
11-25-05:

I have had a 15 month relationship with a bar girl, rented a house in Playas de Tijuana for 6 months and I will write about all this in other posts

then this:
12-05-05

and this:
12-24-05

and this:
12-25-05:

Any regulars who frequent Honk Kong take a girl named Tania up to the private booths or the hotel – what and how was the experience with her? She does not dance on the main stage but I see her dancing in a booth when you walk in the front door or on the bar top. I have seen her leave to go upstairs a few times with gringos.

and finally this:
12-30-05

Let's see here: You claim to have been in a "relationship" with Tania for 16 months. Were you actually "with" her, or were you just trying hard for a piece anyone could buy? You then tell how you feel like you've been played by her. If I only had sex with a working girl once in 16 months, I'd feel "played" too. You then tell her it's over, and fuck off. The very next day, you ask in a post dated 12-25-05 if anyone has had an experience with her, and how was it (huh?).

Your latest post has a warning to others and a plea to get her out of HK and onto the street where she can be fucked in the ass for $20. Why do I sense a bit of a feeble attempt to get even for her not giving herself to you completely, and choosing to continue as a working girl, even though you threw a lot of money her way.

As George Carlin said: "Whoever came up with the phrase 'let the buyer beware' was probably bleeding from the asshole."

Why do I sense a bit of a stalker mentality with your posts?

I live with a SW, who plays this trucker she has never had sex with into sending her hundreds of dollars a week through Western Union. This guy literally has run out of money, and is now running up his credit cards to pay for her, and neglected his kids' college tuition. In 4 months, he's only seen her twice, but is so sure that she really loves him. Ha!

You got played, and you fucking deserved it.

Rush 2112

[Country John]

I'm wondering if someone might be able to point me in the right direction for a massage with a happy ending or bj. I have done a search and there is next to no information on the TJ massage scene here, if indeed any exists. Thanks in advance for any help you might give me.

Lucky, this is obviously your first trip so you should go to "Mermaids," directly across the street from Adelitas. Go to the bar, wait until you find a girl that turns you on, buy her a beer and then take her up for an hour. She'll massage you real good and then fuck your brains out.

I can't think of a happier ending than that.

Stay out of the dark places in the Zona at night. Stick to the big bars in the Zona (Adelitas, Chicago Club, Mermaids, Miami/Hong Kong etc.)

Post your trip report, have fun.

Country John

[FlapJacK]

Well I went down Saturday night starting out by hitting the ally and it was dead, I did not see any of the chicas I like and the ones that were there were not that good looking. It was sort of strange as the girls were like clones and almost all of them looked the same or like they might be related in some strange way. It was sort of disturbing...

Anyways after checking out Miami bar we went over to Adelitas and there was like 50 fat bald sweaty guys to each girl which was a big turn off for me as I’m not banging some chick that’s been banged 10-20 times by these guys.

Next on to las chavales but I did not see any girls that I liked so we went to tropical and it also sucked arse.

Next we went to mermaids where my friend got a massage and sex for $80.00.

He claims it was a very good experience. I always figured mermaids to be a clip joint but maybe not.

Anyways I was pretty disappointed with the night as I normally go for the street girls near Miami but none of the ones and like were there and the ones that were there were not worth doing, with that said I think this was the first time I have gone down and not did a chica... maybe the chica shortage is due to the holidays? I don’t know, but it was pretty bad.

I may try again in a few days or a week but if this continues I probably will not be wasting my time down there anymore.

[Some American]

I'm wondering if someone might be able to point me in the right direction for a massage with a happy ending or bj. I have done a search and there is next to no information on the TJ massage scene here, if indeed any exists. Thanks in advance for any help you might give me.

[Mill Just]

Most nights around midnight you will her stumbling around absolutely drunk off her ass to take the pain away from her miserable Puta lifestyle. She will tell you lies about wanting to change her life, needs money for her two girls etc. and even will cry to add emphasis. It is all an act to get money out of you believe me I know from my personal experience with this Puta. This Puta has ice ruining through her veins, absolutely no love in her heart and no manners what so ever (I think she was raised by wolves or maybe pimps). She will do and say what ever she can to extract as much money out of you as possible so don’t believe a word this Puta says to you

Jimmy, you just described 90-95% of all working girls. Get them before they get you. This is not to say that you can't be polite and treat them with respect- just be aware that its all about the deal for them. They pretend to like you so that you can give them money. That's their profession just like a sales rep will take you out and treat you right, not because he likes you, but he wants you to buy from him.

There isn't a woman alive, especially a prostitute, that should be able to get so far into a man's head.

So, chill, and remember the next time you're getting off with a chica that its all about the nut.

I do admit, though, that I'm more than a little curious about meeting Tania...

Peace,

Miller2k

[Infamous1]

This report is a little late but it's the first chance I've had to post.

I stayed at the Hotel Pueblo Amigo the weekend before Xmas and it was a pretty nice hotel, probable a 3 star by US standards. I parked on the US side and walked accross the border and then walked the few blocks to the hotel. The cab ride to the Zona from the hotel was $5 just like it is from the border. I was told in the past that there are some girls that work the hotel bar but I never saw any. There was however some pretty good night life in a mall right next to the hotels. A lot of night clubs and restaurants and it seemed to be mixed with visitors and "well to do" locals. There was a massage parlor in the mall and when I looked inside the girls looked pretty nice. A cab driver later told me, on my way downtown, that the girls all provided full service but that it was over $100 for the massage and extras.

Not the night life I was looking for, or the price I wanted to pay, so off to the Zona I went. There wasn't as many girls in the clubs or on the street as usual and I was told it gets even slow the closer you get to the holiday. Still there were plenty to choose from. I have noticed on my last few trips that some of the hotter ally girls will start there price at $40 when I ask in my horrible Spanish for Suky, Fuky, naked (sin ropa) 2 positions. They have always come down to $30 but on this trip some stuck to their original asking price. Even in AB I had a girl that wouldn't come off the $60 for the $50 that they all have accepted in the past. Of course in each case I passed and moved on to the next girl that interested me. I didn't want to be the stupid tourista the drove up the prices. Even with this I had a great time as usual and look forward to my next trip.

Stay safe,

Rider Jay

Thank you for finally understanding & being one of those mongers WHO WILL REFUSE to pay extra $$$. The mongers who are new to the game dont understand, get the most for the least amount of $$$, thats half the fun of mongering (i think). We must take a stand against these putas & make them realize they are NOT worth $50+ We must unite as fellow mongers & take a stand. We will not pay high prices!!!

[California Guy]

Went down last Wed. to check the action because I haven't been in a while. Mainly I haven't gone because of the holidays but also do to the prices girls were asking and the quality of service. Well to make a long story short, it was twice as bad!!

First I headed to HK as my normal practice and the place does look nice with the remodeling. I knew the girl count would be low but shit it was pathetic. The girls here aren't the best to begin with and now take away 70-80% of all of the girls and see what you get It was Wed. and there were probably 5 to 1 ratio of guys to girls and I would say 3 girls total that were 7 or above. I found this new girl, I hope I am correct and her name was Anna because she was terrible! She was a pretty girl but she wouldn't even let you rub her tits in the private dance rooms. I was wondering if it was that didn't like me but then I noticed some guys had that VIP section to themselves and she kept pulling the guys hands away as he was trying to play around as well. I told the waiter she sucked, one of the worst I have ever experienced for a lap dance and he said she was new and I know that is probably true because I hadn't seen her before, still she sucked! Then I sat down with a girl named Jessica and when I thought things couldn't be as bad this girl was about as cold as a dead fish. I bought her a drink and she did let me touch her but then I said dance, she said no...I said fuck, she said no.... I asked for BJ, and another no but this time she was able to order another drink without me approving so I was really pissed. Some of these waiters are pricks and I won't order from certain guys anymore because they scam you as much as some of these girls. I asked one guy to talk with her, I don't speak spanish at all, and she said she was on her period but she was just a whacked bag!

So now I am horny and fucking pissed so I walk outside and there are a total of 4 street girls lol I am not happy. I asked the first girl how much and she says $35! I said damn you better sucky fucky for that...nope just fucky so I bailed and flashed her $50 while laughing, she didn't seem happy but whatever. After I went to what I thought was club Tropical but I have never been and if this is the place people mention I didn't like it at all. Is this place across the street and to the left if you are walking out of AB's? It is a little dancing place, well the one I went to, and basically the same as that Miami club so I didn't understand the concept. I bought a drink and left to go to AB. There were a couple hot girls here and way more than HK and the street, oh by maybe 30! It was still a little light and I'm not a huge fan of AB because 90% of the girls seem to have a pure pro attitude and you are paying a min. $50-60 for less than 20min in a room. If you add taxi service, parking, drink costs, etc.. this is really the same for several providers in the US and that is fucked up! Well I decided to take one girl up because I had to bang something and I don't recall her name. She was tall, 5'8, and skinny like a model. In fact if she was in the US she could easily be a fashion model because she is pretty and tall. She said the normal 60 for the action and we went. She wasn't as bad as some of the girls I have had there, good BJ actually, but overall she was probably a 5 on a 1-10 scale.

Overall I am getting more and more bitter about Mexico. I like the fact it is close to me but otherwise there seems to be little benefit now since I am paying at least 1/2 of what I would pay a provider here for an hour of time, a real GFE, and I have to deal with the police etc... It sucks too because I know things won't change with so many military and tourists going down. They don't seem to care and are usually the ones over-paying these girls.

[Smut Villain]

I think it helps to remember what these girls are for in the first place: pay your dinero, then fuck-and-chuck. Nothing more. Start falling in love and you'll soon be separated from your pesos.

[Mutha Foo]

I hear where you are coming from and I almost fell for some puta that was playing me like I was her novio. But I was fortunate, during that time I met a really cool chick and now we are steady. I have forgotten about that ole puta in TJ that usta play me. If I were you I forget TJ alll together and start looking for a normal girl. Peace.