Dubai Reports

[Strollguy]

Piper, -- Yes I did make it to the Garage upstairs. An Yes I did contact this Chinese. Probably one of the best experiences ever.

My hotel is Fortune (near Rigga Rd)

O, and ... What actually happens in these downstairs clubs you mention? I saw little notes being handed over to the gilrs on stage .. The music was very loud, so I didnt want to start a chat with one of the waiters to ask.

Strollguy - I have great memories of Garage (and the Indian and Pakistani clubs downstairs) - thanks for reminding me - will have to visit again. Did you actually make it to Garage? It's upstairs, and there are no Chinese gals there - only African and CIS/Stanis. Sounds like you ended up in "Walk-In" bar downstairs.

As for your question about the hotel problem - you don't mention which one you are staying at. However, if you're okay with short-time, many of the girls in Garage have a place nearby.

Octa - I recognise that towel.

Az - sorry - staying home tonight - big week at work and I'm knackered. Next week is looking okay. Will try the Moroccan girl's number.

[Piper1]

From today's Gulf News:

Couple jailed for having sex in car

Dubai: A couple from Eastern Europe who were caught half-dressed having sexual intercourse in a small car on Shaikh Zayed Road have been jailed for three months each, and will then be deported.

The Dubai Public Prosecution had charged the 19-year-old female, from Kyrgyzstan, and a 20-year-old male, from Kazakhstan, with having an illicit relationship.

A police patrol suspected one of the cars that was parked for a long time on Shaikh Zayed Road. The officers discovered that the couple were having sexual intercourse. Sources said they were caught in a "very intimate and private situation".

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Apparently they will be given separate cells.

[Piper1]

Hi fellows,

On my short visit to dxb I check out the scene. I stay in Deira and like to explore a city on foot, so the triangle was a bit far for me. The only place I could remeber was the garage. I first walked into an Indian Club at the end of the alley.

Strollguy - I have great memories of Garage (and the Indian and Pakistani clubs downstairs) - thanks for reminding me - will have to visit again. Did you actually make it to Garage? It's upstairs, and there are no Chinese gals there - only African and CIS/Stanis. Sounds like you ended up in "Walk-In" bar downstairs.

As for your question about the hotel problem - you don't mention which one you are staying at. However, if you're okay with short-time, many of the girls in Garage have a place nearby.

Octa - I recognise that towel.

Az - sorry - staying home tonight - big week at work and I'm knackered. Next week is looking okay. Will try the Moroccan girl's number.

[Piper1]

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Quote: from Sporadic on 9:13 pm on Jan. 18, 2006
There are probably folks out there who know me who wish they did not!

Piper: Yeah, I'm one of them pal. I still haven't forgiven you for the whipping cream incident.

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Quote: from Sporadic on 9:13 pm on Jan. 18, 2006
As for bumping into [a flamer]; why not? It would be a scientific curiosity to see an example of sentient, bipedal human excrement.
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Compulsive flamers/internet bullies are a funny breed. I've mentioned before, and most people would know from their own experience, that these guys tend to compensate for their physical, social or emotional inadequacies by internet bullying. I'd bet if you met someone like this they would be completely different in real life.

In Dubai, I think I've met six members over four years. All nice guys except five of them. Ironically, in my first two hours in Bangkok, I met seven BKK members in two different bars. Including one who has been banned for over-the-top flaming, and two who post absolutely wild kick-ass "Don Juan-meets Anjelina Jolie on heat" adventures. You just wouldn't pick the guys. All normal looking and acting, and probably very different from the image we build up from their posts.

[Octalgon]

(Btw, I'll be at York and Rockafellas from 2000 18 JAN until ~0100 19 JAN, wearing black pants, blue sleeved gray shirt, and tan army desert boots, shaved head, black eyeglasses, if anyone from the forum is interested in having a drink)

Last week, I went to York, Rockafellas, and for the first time, Cyclone. This was on the first day they had music (Wednesday?)

York, Rockafellas were both ok. Saw a great looking blonde at York, didn't go up to her (stupid...).

Took a cab to cyclone, mostly because I was curious. AED 100 no drinks to get in.

Three acceptable girls in the whole place, but failed on the interaction test, at least verbally. One, wearing business attire, seemed attached to some guys wearing "Wrecklers" jackets (some football team?). Very into her, and spoke briefly, asked if she was here with anyone (wasn't sure), she said "for business", but wouldn't talk any more.

A short CIS girl wearing long sleeved t-shirt and baggy friends, by the bar overlooking the dance floor. Also more than acceptable, but when I went to buy a drink over top of her, and visibly tip the bartender 20 AED, was happy, but couldn't make any sort of conversation. Watched her wave off a couple other guys too.

Went outside, and observed "parkin lot pimping". I hadn't expected this! Ended up seeing very few acceptable targets, though, although some interesting traffic accidents. Damn africans were even more persistent than when policed inside clubs.

Met a girl with interesting henna tattoos on hands; thought about how that would look as she gave me an HJ. Sold. Asked for AED 1000, went down to AED 500 quickly.

Got back to the 4pts, no problems (waved to security guy, I stay here a lot, never brought a girl back). Got her to room, turned down lights (she said she was shy, but looking at pics, more that she was less attractive in decent lighting).

Sex a few times, was ok. Did the "you take too long!" after 30 minutes, but whatever. Was happy to see her go at the end, but it's like that with almost any girl.

Took 10 photos (no face) with 50mm f/1.4; the correct lens for prostitute photography, indeed.

[Mickey Rooney]

Piper responds: Hey! Just look for the 6'3" Brad Pitt look-alike, lots of muscle, exuding an air of confidence, flicking his long mane back, walking with an easy strut, girls dripping off each arm ... Then tell him he owes Piper 13DH for the happy-hour Heineken.

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Is that Rimmer of Red Dwarf describing himself ?

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[Mickey Rooney]

Day 2 was too tired to really try anything out

Day 3 Here goes.

On my return from IBN BATUTA I could not resist the car driving it self to the Rattle Snake (sorry not the Snake Pit as mentioned in my previous report, although it does resemble a snake pit down town China Town).

Once inside, greeted by a sea of Chinese faces (to be expected) The ‘no thank you, not tonight dear’ does seem to work. Used a couple of times with the engaging Chinese girls at the door, soon I was left well alone to listen to the band and pick a target at leisure.

Three Kazakhstan girls Tania, Tania and Nadia (8,6,4) joined me near a table. We got talking, they were whining about the yellow sea before them. One of them had a bee in her bonnet and could not stop complaining…Although would have been interested to take one of them out of their misery, decided just to chat. A beer later I left them to it and connected with a super tall dark haired Tajikistani lady – Aieda – I had been making contact for 1 hour before for her to come over, but she would not budge. I took the plunge, said my good byes to the three girls and headed across the room.

Opening 1000 by her for LT, Responded with my customary 300 opening position. 500 by her, tried the move negotiations to 400 + 100 bonus. She would not have it. Used the car trick (see earlier post) but still she insisted on 500. I guess I lost the negotiations to first mover syndrome. If she had come to me may be it would have been different - supply side preasure and all that lark. lHey I guess reading the FRs, 500 is the going rate for CIS, although she had a face more like a Chinese face. Anyway ran the gauntlet home at 0200, Showered, two shots before the morning, drove her home at 1000. Experience… so so.. It my first with a taller woman (and I am 1.82cm. The bed was full, arms and legs everywhere)

So far I have had experience mongering since Nov 2005:

Chinese girl – grade C – been here for a while – looks 6 – cost 500 – hey this was my first time!
Romanian girl – grade D– been here for a while – looks 5 – cost 300 slow night 3am pick up.
Chinese 2 girls at the same time – A+ one girl new to town the other been here for a while – cost 400 for both!
Chinese girl – grade B – see recent FR
Tajikistan girl – grade C – this FR.

All in all, IMHO if you are looking for more bang for buck (not taking looks into account) you are better off with Chinese, (very sad to say that, as I am worried about the greater economy being invaded by them…. They are doing it in all industries, from Bras, to Jeans, From Electronics to Hooky DVDs, Soon they will rule the world).

Although the Chinese may be more mechanical, they do genuinely try to please, and the after cum service is faultless… they even take care of the filled bag and tidy up all the tissue paper as they go along. With the European / CIS girls, you are left to do it on your own – or at least I have been left to my own devises.

Again, as someone else said, each to his own…. But after two experiences with non Chinese I think it is not worth it. After all, if the place is tight, warm wet and willing and she has good attitude, then I would be happy with a 6, no need to go for the 9.

Any chance I could try that Moroccan Piper?…. Are we meeting tonight? Trip postponed for a week due to general strike.

[Austin 27]

Maybe - I'm color-blind, so most hair looks brown to me. She was young (maybe 20), short, chubby baby-face (verging on Chinese face), nice bod, great rack, long hair, good English, cutesy attitude. Wearing a straight peasant skirt and high boots, and kept doing the rounds. Got her number?

Not the one I saw to be sure...I'd remember someone like that. If I do come across her I'll be sure to keep her number to myself....hahahaha.

There was one older one in the York, likely on the better side of 40 but in really good shape - looks more like a well kept mama san though.

[Strollguy]

Hi fellows,

On my short visit to dxb I check out the scene. I stay in Deira and like to explore a city on foot, so the triangle was a bit far for me. The only place I could remeber was the garage. I first walked into an Indian Club at the end of the alley. A strange experience, but not knowing anything about the scene I thought this was it. But after one beer I did realize the mistake and moved over to the neighbouring bar. Very silent when I arrived (mo 1030) but after a while some wg s. I did like the atmosphere of the place, and had expected a much creepier place. If this is the lower side of the marked, ... curious. I ended up inviting a very nice petite Chinese girl to a drink. The main drawback being the very limited English she spoke. But we took of to my place and had a wonderfull time. And no asking for pay first. Nothing seemed to be a problem. Well, I paid rather well (400). That may have helped. But it turned out to be another 100 to get into the hotel :-(. And a lot of talking for the reception to accept here passport copy. They insisted on the original, that she didnt have with here. It was a very GFE experience. And she was very cooperative in the action. Seemed to enjoy it hereself too.

In a few day I may check out another place. But I would rather not go to my hotel anymore. Any suggestions on how to go about this?

By the way: For travelers to dxb with a permanent internet connection at home: If you arrange so that you can connect to that (I use gotomypc.com) you can serve the net without any restrictions.

[11Bravo]

Jeff6077, Per 143: 2 members, what different results. Just shows you the WIDE range of possibilities.

I decided the use my first night to check out the Snake Pit

I'm thinking this is the Rattlesnake at the Metropolitan Hotel? Or someplace else?

Hooked up with another Chinese couple – (5) and (6) talked to (6) and offered 250aed – Hell I had to pay 50 at the door, not my fault! After the usual protracted Aglochinese negotiations, agreed 250 + 50 performance bonus + morning drop off (i.e. no taxi for them to pay) I hear of sieames twins, but not Chinese twins… why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls?

Well, she could have said the SAME thing, having to pay 50 dhs to enter while other female nationalities get in free. Not HER fault.

But you certainly, as Sporadic said, held the price inflation in check. The morning ride home offer is very effective in inking the deal. I'll do it if she lives in Bur Dubai. For Diera, I'll take her to a taxi stand and give her 30 dhs.

And will 2nd Sporadic's comments: it's taking care of their own while providing security (both physical and financial [next time, the situation may be reversed]) for themselves.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

Sometimes, you just can't win. Depending on the LE situation, girls will not like hanging around outside...

Speaking of not winning:

Next went to york only place I remembered from the board (after the shock of lost baggage forgot everything I read from board)

What could be easier than CITY?

But brought back memories of 1st time I was here: The ONLY bar I'd heard of was Cyclone. But I could not remember "Cyclone"; only knew the bar began with a "C". I was asking where Carousel was, unsuccessfully, believe it or not . ISG (back then, wsg) blocked. Googling for dubai gave too many hits; for dubai + pros*i*u*tion just produced blocked sites. Next time (maybe it stills works), trying googling alt.newsgroups (there's an OLD concept), now called google groups (maybe it'll be blocked if you have to go via google.ae).

Or, you could always write it down...

If anyone willing to help me please mail to [Email Address deleted by Admin].

Well, when things go bad... they do go REALLY bad. Look on the bright side: your next visit couldn't be worse. And I'll bet you remember some other club names... along with your hand-carry.

[RedBaron2]

Hi fellow members!

Will be in town from Thursday and will be around in the most common venues.

I would be pleased to offer a drink to any of you, but I do not have the forum badge/pin someone was thinking of, as well I am too serious to wear my underwear over my trousers...
I might have a checked red short sleeves shirt instead... but what if you ask the wrong person? At your risk!

If you want to setup a meeting, of course you can PM me.
(hope the JAP works!)

Cheers, Red

[11Bravo]

Up at Seaview last night for the 1st set. Band is back, but bass player maybe 50%. One thing about Dxb: sick leave? Alien concept. For 3 or more days, the employer REQUIRES a doctor's PERMISSION slip.

Sparse, both in punters and wg's. 5 chinese when I arrived at 10. By 11, several africans had drifted in.

Of course, the one I was looking for, Miss Sun Dress, was not there. Who could blame her? Damn COLD out tonight; 1st time in a LONG time I missed a jacket. Also, as usual when I was looking for her, Miss Dancing Kirgie not there.

But 2 were there on my to-do list: 2 SISTERS (of course it never works out like you imagine). Cute, with a pseudo-friendly, pro feel. The older one was the one who tried to piggyback on her "junior" roommate's appointment with me last week. Given I'd turned her down, she did not come over.

Later on, her sister did. Asked me where my "friend" (Miss T) was. Didn't want to step on any toes. Thought about it, especially given the buyer's market, but they just didn't quite make it over the "go" threshold.

However, even in a sparse environment, IF I'd had a STRONG desire, there were a couple there who could certainly satisfy it.

[Piper1]

Hey Piper,

I was at the York on Friday, was the cute Kyrgy you mentioned the one with light brown hair?

Maybe - I'm color-blind, so most hair looks brown to me. She was young (maybe 20), short, chubby baby-face (verging on Chinese face), nice bod, great rack, long hair, good English, cutesy attitude. Wearing a straight peasant skirt and high boots, and kept doing the rounds. Got her number?

[Piper1]

Quote Jeff6077: Wondering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Quote Sporadic: Dead easy, think of Mr. Bean crossed with Dame Edith.

Piper responds: Hey! Just look for the 6'3" Brad Pitt look-alike, lots of muscle, exuding an air of confidence, flicking his long mane back, walking with an easy strut, girls dripping off each arm ... Then tell him he owes Piper 13DH for the happy-hour Heineken.

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Jeff6077- bad luck, good negotiation, great report. And have fun in Dhaka - more pics of the cute S please.
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Had one of those moments today - I saw a female member logged onto ISG yesterday with the same unusual real-life name as one of Miss Wildcat's friends. She was viewing Dubai photos.

Miss W's friend has seen the boudoir in real life, and indeed has slept there with us, platonically of course. This morning she called Miss Wildcat for the first time in months and said she wanted to visit her. Double Gulp. She visited Miss W, nothing happened. All a coincidence, I concluded.

[Sporadic]

Azertyuk

Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Dead easy, think of Mr. Bean crossed with Dame Edith.

Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one.

Never even crossed my mind, the vast majority either abstain for a couple days or do the patented WG "super tampon stuff and wash routine." several have reported that the punter is never even aware of her "condition" when this is done with alacrity and skill.

why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls?

Sharing the rice bowl, sorority, safety in numbers, call it what you will.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

The trick here is to order up your car, then step into the dowstairs bar and have a quick beverage while they bring it round.

It would appear that you have found the answer to DXB price inflation, well done.