Dubai Reports

[Piper1]

Just home from a big night out (maybe too big),

Oetziboy - are you more intoxicated than I am? I can't understand your report - maybe it's just me. Sofia snuggled up then gave you only a massage only for 300? That's a first.

I just read it again. You kicked Sofia out. Good man. But you kicked her out AFTER you paid her. She laughed all the way home. Good Sofia.

[Bizzie]

well....after som massage (after about one hour) I wanted to become concrete, so immagine she told me.....no way for sex, we agreed massage only.....you may immagine that I kicked her out and send her to th place she came from...this to advise you avoid SOFIA !!!

It's not very romantic but have "learned" to be blunt ask whether she'll suck or fuck and for how long and for how much.
A read of the pages may have given you a clue about the general bad reputation of the africans.
Anyway, consider Sofia your teacher, and better luck next time.

[Oetziboy]

After long time back to Dubai..after a week of PK (incl.Lahore rumours) I really expected excitong weekend (17-19/02) first noon I end up at TGIT, some (more or less) acceptable food (it gives you the privilege to sit down while most of the others has to stand up or wlak around) and a attentive look around, after some time (and mainly really below average quality girls) a tall and (for my taste) sexy looking black girl walked by, Sofia...wow, she's the one, it was my long time wish to catch a hot black girl, and Sifia seems to be the one, some chat, sweet eyes, she sit down beside me (very beside) - down to business she requested 600 Dirham for special massage until early evening, after some negotiations 300 was ok too, pay after ok, off we went, well....after som massage (after about one hour) I wanted to become concrete, so immagine she told me.....no way for sex, we agreed massage only.....you may immagine that I kicked her out and send her to th place she came from...this to advise you avoid SOFIA !!!

[My Kapitan]

Where is Al Marooj? The drunk Western gals sounds like fun. 25 yo nonWGs are too young for me also. I always go for the 26 year olds. But seriously, late 20s is a good demographic - biological clock ticking loud and urgently.


The Al Marooj complex is off Defense roundabout opposite the Burj Dubai site. Take the left at the lights and U turn back to the hotel. Double decker is entered from ground floor and is indeed a double decker. Good beer promotions - look for the boards. Strictly non P4P bar full of the worst kind of expat professionals bitching about the incompetence of the itinerent car washers. Rather like Longs bar with an attitude.

Went to TGiTs at lunch time - reminded myself of why I don't go there! If you're into ugly old Chinese this is the place my man.

[Piper1]

From today's Khaleej Times:

DUBAI — A recent study ... revealed that more than 50 per cent of men above the age of 40 in the UAE suffer from some degree of impotence.

According to the study, stress, depression, damage to nerves and arteries, lifestyle choices such as smoking, obesity and avoiding exercise are some of the causes for erectile dysfunction...

[Piper1]

I’m slipping back into my old ways. Cant believe I’m writing this at 2.35 am.

Best mongering sleep pattern. I've tried adjusting my body clock for years, but have to live with the fact I must have been a vampire in my previous life.

...went to Double Decker in the Al Marooj complex. Heard there are lots of opportunities with drunk Brits/western girls after midnight. ...This life and Dubai can trick you into losing your grip on reality, most 25 year olds have little time for my age group.

Where is Al Marooj? The drunk Western gals sounds like fun. 25 yo nonWGs are too young for me also. I always go for the 26 year olds. But seriously, late 20s is a good demographic - biological clock ticking loud and urgently.

More reports guys please.

Nothing to report at the moment, except as an observer in various venues (but that's boring even me now).

Ok - a quick mention: Henry J Beans on Tuesday night - a few CIS WGs interespersed amongst the non-WGs and their drunk boyfriends. Something interesting happening in the hidden-away upstairs bar - a couple of guys and a three nice blonde CIS - the guys came and stood near me, away from the gals, and discussed their strategy. (You take the tall one ... no YOU take the tall one ... 500DH ...). Later when I was down in the main bar, I saw them all come down the strairs and leave together - the guys had hopeful grins on their faces.

Anyway I did manage a 21 year old Kyrgy. 500 for night. Report/pictures pending.

Bizzie: yellah yellah!

[Chris 611]

Another business trip to Dubai was needed from my office on short notice, and as always I was quick to volunteer. I barely had time to contact one regular before I boarded the flight from Amsterdam.

A late arrival and a slow progress through immigrations, but all that forgotten when I was met by my regular at check-in to the hotel and we had a nice session before catching some hours sleep. A long day at work and decided to check out Rockefellas in the following evening. It has been about 6 months since my last visit there and generally I found the selection better at this time, even without “beer goggles”. After some scouting, I ended up talking with a tall, dark haired, slim girl from Grozny... She had a very sexy look, but seemed a bit moody and I should have recognised that the "starfish alarm" went off. In stead I ended up negotiating 700 for LT as the menu was promising. I always prefer to guarantee a minimum fee and then propose a generous bonus if service is good, but she refused blankly my offer of 500 plus 200 bonus. We went back to my hotel where she insisted payment up front. Also this is against my principles, but she started to make a big fuss and I ended up giver her the money. At this stage I know that the session was not going to be much to write about and it wasnt.... She was a complete starfish and a big disappointment. Even the agreed menu was not longer available and then her bloody phone kept ringing. I asked for her to switch is off but she insisted of talking with her friend while I was fucking her. A real turnoff... well as you can imagine, she turned the LT to ST because of "friend in trouble" and I was basically just happy to kick her out and accept the losses. She even had the nerve to ask for taxi money, which I blankly refused. All in all a bad experience, and the lesson learnt (again) is to listen to the "starfish alarm".

The next afternoon I called up another contact, a sweet Chinese at 22 that I met at York on my last trip. Her looks is not the best, but she is sweet and has a great attitude and a good body. The session was mind-blowing and I was really wasted after a 2 hours session. She was into everything but anal, and definitely deserved her bonus!

In the evening, I had not planned much since I was now quite tired and had an early am flight back to Europe. However after having dinner with some guys from office, I decided to have a last beer at Imperial Suites as I hadn’t been there for a while. The quantity and selection there was not very impressive, and I was just about to leave when I walked into a stunning beautiful Ethiopian. Her English was good, she was sweet and nice and had a gorgeous slim body. We immediately "clicked" and it didn’t take long before I forgot all about my plans of not pulling. She made it clear that the menu did not include BJ (few Ethiopians does this for some reason…), and that payment was “up to you” which I have not heard very often in Dubai. To avoid any misunderstandings, I offered her 300 for ST and a bonus of 100 for performance which she immediately accepted. We left for her place nearby, as time was running short. She lived alone in a small but nice and clean room. She told she had a daytime office job, and only went for the “nightshift” a few times a month to improve her income. True or not, I don’t care, but she gave a long great GFE session where little was untried (except BJ) when we finished very late and I had to rush for the airport for the flight back to Europe. Ended up giving her a triple bonus which she truly deserved, and which made her very happy. Definitely worth it for me too! She has clearly GF potential, and I will definately contact her again .

All in all three good sessions and one bad during a three day visit… not bad, and I am already looking forward to the next trip.

[My Kapitan]

Bizzie go for her, she has the attitude that says I have no boyfriends only customers....

YMMV but she is worth it. Just watch she dosent jump on you sans condom in the morning... she has done this with me a few times....

If I was a ***** I would be her!

[Bizzie]

MK,
I wasn't at the Regal Plaza on Monday as I was accosted to the Global Village by a local (respectable) friend who had to show me "Dubai"

I was there on Sunday and I am nearly 100% sure (or as sure as one can be from edited pictures) that I saw her on the left side of the bar.
Having seen your pictures/review, I am full of regret for my reluctance in talking to her. No, I dont need her number

There were bunch of American/British tourists behaving badly. On Sunday the place was 'packed'. There was a tall, fit looking girl from Ukraine , standing alone by the bar. She wanted 1000, then 800, but had to leave by 5-6 AM for 'visa run'. Looked great except on closer inspection had the ususal yellow/brown smokers teeth (yuck). I passed.

Anyway I did manage a 21 year old Kyrgy. 500 for night. Report/pictures pending.

[My Kapitan]

I’m slipping back into my old ways. Cant believe I’m writing this at 2.35 am.

Got home from work at 1800 watched the news then went to bed. When I was seriously mongering a couple of years ago it was the only way to survive. The girls sleep all day hence their ability to keep going all night and the source of the famous expression ‘ladies of the night’. I just pretend I’m on watches!

Got up at 2200 reported in to the lovely Miss O. Wondered how best to keep the small Kapitan entertained, having been fed fresh meat on Thursday and Monday he is now expecting regular refreshment! Nothing on the forum to amuse – come on guys FRs and pics pleassse.

Didn’t fancy the Regal again, weekends are crap too many people and in particular too many locals disrespecting the girls. By the way, small athletic blonde pissed me off last night with an opening offer of 700dhms and no negotiation, at least I now know her name – Dasha. I’ll get her on a quiet weekday, Miss K talked to her after my approach but I was too miffed to continue the game and went home alone araghhhhhh. Mondays are favorite and it will come for less than 500!

Sober so got in the car and went to Double Decker in the Al Marooj complex. Heard there are lots of opportunities with drunk Brits/western girls after midnight. Well drunk girls there are, but none interested in a middle aged graying Brit – man I need my 27 yo bisexual blonde back and soon!

This life and Dubai can trick you into losing your grip on reality, most 25 year olds have little time for my age group – unless seriously loaded and I must admit plump western girls in overtight jeans and sparkly tops (cause it’s the weekend) don’t do it for me.

So return the car home, cruised Golden Sands to look for SW’s – nothing doing the latest LE catch must be working, not that I go for SWs anyway just curious.

Walk to Jocks (10mins and good exercise) to see the after midnight scene. Not bad but again too many blacks. Dubai has a problem with this. CIS blondes were tanks. Changed a 500 note for 1 beer as I always get correct change in Jocks unlike the Regal - look out for those 20's they give change for 10.

As I was in the vicinity left for Regal against my better judgement. Now I knew it was Wednesday – weekend- so why bother? Anyway it was totally as expected. Only one ‘interesting’ blonde the rest were just out for the money. By this I mean gems are often hidden till they get used to the game. This one was about 21, surrounded by other girls and not well dressed obviously a newbie, plain looking to the uneducated but in my eyes obviously hot and new.

Approached and was intercepted by the not so good looking friend. Jealously has a role here.

‘You want lady?’ ‘Da’ ‘This lady new’ ‘ I know’ ‘Ah I see you before with lady all time’ ‘She is home’ ‘ Karasho – 2000’ ‘ No I speak to her’ ‘ Niet you speak me’ ‘ Ok no deal’. Walk away. Too much Arab ‘money no object’ competition on a weekend.

Taxi to Seaview. Fuck me more blacks what is going on? CIS’s were too fat. Fuck it walk home.

You see even MMMV!

More reports guys please. Good night.

[Wicked Roger]

Kap - thanks for adding a bit of rough and tumble to the thread - needs it!

K lives with 21 other girls?! I'm gonna use up all my free PMs to get K's number from you. If you refuse, can you at least give me the address of that place with 35 people?

You obviously know how to treat a gal - not the first time you've mentioned taking a WG out of town, away from the usual scene, and treating her to something special.

Considering the constant battering of their self-esteem - showing some respect and then that bit more, I know they would think of you as a white-knight. Good for you Kap.

Good for you MK!! Have always suggested civility and respect - I take Miss N out at times (like last night), had a great time, meal etc and she is so appreciative (as you know you dirty bugger!)

By the way, does Miss K know Miss O - and if so, you know there is a bed here if you like and I will try and fill it with Miss N plus Greek this time!!

WR

[Piper1]

Kap - thanks for adding a bit of rough and tumble to the thread - needs it.

K lives with 21 other girls? I'm gonna use up all my free PMs to get K's number from you. If you refuse, can you at least give me the address of that place with 35 people?

You obviously know how to treat a gal - not the first time you've mentioned taking a WG out of town, away from the usual scene, and treating her to something special.

Considering the constant battering of their self-esteem - showing some respect and then that bit more, I know they would think of you as a white-knight. Good for you Kap.

[My Kapitan]

I am being bombarded with PMs asking for Miss K's contact number.

I do NOT give out numbers, she's in the club if she likes your look she will entertain you, get off your butts.

As for those asking the fee RTFF (especially you JoeD come on man) and YMMV.

I've known her for a couple of years and she knows I pay, I don't do anything she objects to and don't hurt her. She also knows I respect her and treat her like a lady as I do with all my girls (and thats a lot LoL).

Civility and a meal out away from Bur Dubai gives endless Kudos. This one lives in a 3 room apartment with 21 - yes 21 - other girls and a baby. Show them a good time and you will have no problems getting referals and numbers.

[My Kapitan]

Piper

Miss K always sits on the table (OK on a chair at the table) on your left as you enter Rockafella's. Tends to be there from 11pm and is normally busy by midnight. Don't mention the pics!

Don't think the blonde is the one you mention.

[My Kapitan]

never forget where you are in the world. an acquaintance, non resident, decided to get way too drunk in dubai. took a taxi to the next club and decided the driver wasn’t taking the best route started an argument and pulled on the handbrake. taxi then spun and hit another car and a bollard. that was 3 weeks ago. ok stupid but here the result was 5 days in jail, only bailed because a business colleague assisted. passport confirep001ed until court case settled.

jail was fun - 35 men in a large cell during the day, inmates included 2 murderers and 3 [CodeWord127], yes it does happen here. night was limited to 4 to a room; one took a fancy to our unfortunate friend. as said previously in another post ‘all the sex you can handle but never wanted!’. also had to take the general hostility shown to americans by some elements of society here, obviously at this social level it’s worse.

now he’s wondering how to pay the ever increasing hotel bill. be careful out there, i am fully aware of how lucky i was fighting in the regal at new year.

heed the warning and stay cool.