Dubai - Hotel Information

[Piper1]

Pipers-Pimping-Service ...

Mike, how dare you! Piper's Pretty Women is a distinguished escort service for discerning gentlemen (or lazy bastards who won't go to a club themselves for 5 minutes to find a girl). What my Pretty Women do in their private lives after I arrange a date for them, is their own business.

[Mike De H]

Mike - which travel agent is that? I want them to send me a Kyrgy girl too. Are they competing with Piper's Pretty Women?

Pipers-Pimping-Service is not offering Hotel Rooms though, and is far inferior to my Mumbai travel agent's "Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent" special deals, which includes GF hotel.

I can always refer them on to you by PM if you are willing to admit defeat

[Piper1]

Can also confirm the Metropolitan hotel is cool. I met a Kyrgiztani there and was able to send her to my room no probs. the rate is under $150 inclusive if you go through the right travel agency !

Mike - which travel agent is that? I want them to send me a Kyrgy girl too. Are they competing with Piper's Pretty Women? Let the price war begin!

[Mike De H]

That said my favourite Krygyz was first met there - I still get freebies or heavy discounts from her from time to time.

Can also confirm the Metropolitan hotel is cool. Was here this week. I met a Kyrgiztani there (Miss L Kirgyz ? ) and was able to send her to my room no probs. the rate is under $150 inclusive if you go through the right travel agency !

Not as nice as the Jumeirah Rotana, but still good.

[Wicked Roger]

That does it - it's the hair clippers and sumo suit for me. Rattlesnake look out cause here comes daddy....

MK - we both know you look over 40 so why get out the hair clippers etc. Now, men like me who are in their 30s.......

WR

[My Kapitan]

The problem with the Rattlesnake I have found is that the girls only pay attention to men over 40 who look like they are over 40...

That does it - it's the hair clippers and sumo suit for me. Rattlesnake look out cause here comes daddy....

[Sporadic]

I am told all venues have women who are partial to slim, fit, 20-something guys with all their hair who have money falling out of their ears.

The only question would be, why would a lad, so equipped be looking for p4p gals? Must have one heck of a personality, or a tiny dick!

[Piper1]

The problem with the Rattlesnake is that the girls only pay attention to men over 40 who look like they are over 40...when you are a late 20 something with all your hair, teeth and a slim fit body you become invisible to wg's in Rattlesnake.

So THAT'S why I was ignored last time I was there. It all makes sense now.

[Austin 27]

Hey Guys,

I just wanted to let everyone know that the Metropolital Hotel in Dubai is really guest friendly. There is absolutely so problem with staff.

In fact I stumbled over a really great bar and restaurant that is part ofthe hotel complex and overflowing with beautiful women waiting to pamper you. The girls are mostly Asian but some others are available also. It is called the Rattle Snake Bar and Restaurant and is situated behind the main hotel building. You can go and hang out there and enjoy the view and a few beers or you can swing by and pick up some company and head to your room.

For me I don't like to lead the woman through the lobby in case I meet a colleague or some one I know. In this place you can make the arrangements, close the deal and leave only to have the chosen woman knock on your room door ten minutes later.

This is a buzzing happening place with lots on offer.

The problem with the Rattlesnake I have found is that the girls only pay attention to men over 40 who look like they are over 40...when you are a late 20 something with all your hair, teeth and a slim fit body you become invisible to wg's in Rattlesnake even if you have money growing out your ears. Hehehehe

That said my favourite Krygyz was first met there - I still get freebies or heavy discounts from her from time to time.

Mostly CIS and Chinese last time I was there with a few out of place Africans.

[Piper1]

LoL !!! Brilliant I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the picture in my head of all those girls fighting to get close to all the bald guys while the less follicly challenged can only stand back and wonder where to get some hair clippers!

Well shave my head and call me Curly! Luckily I have a windswept mop, so the gals must think I'm poor. Umbukali, I think it's the safari suit that caused the problem. That went out of fashion in Dubai last year.

[Zaz99]

I was was wondering. I am stopping over in Dubai for a week.

Does any one know where there a good Pakistani and North Indian girls?

I know that there are loads of Russians, African, Chinese girls etc., but where is the action for the Pak / Indian girls. What are the prices?

I heard there are mujra shows in hotels there?

Any phone numbers or tips?

Bars etc, streets to do in daytime and night.

[My Kapitan]

Negotiating beter rates with women has a penalty for being bald as they think you loaded thus the reason for having to wear a hat inside a club.

Best regards

LoL !!! Brilliant I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the picture in my head of all those girls fighting to get close to all the bald guys while the less follicly challenged can only stand back and wonder where to get some hair clippers!

[Umbakali]

Sorry to hear you were the "confirmation" that Ramee is not GF, although there were conflicting reports, I suspected as much.

What is the deal with the "hat?" Turban? Stetson? Mickey Mouse? Propeller beanie? WTF?

Clubs would not let you in with it, but taxis would not pick you up without it?

I was wearing safari type hat.

I Normally wear the hat to cover bald patch during the day because of head aches associated with direct sun light.Had the bald patch since 1970's never a problem before.

Negotiating beter rates with women has a penalty for being bald as they think you loaded thus the reason for having to wear a hat inside a club.

Best regards

[Sporadic]

stayed at Ramee Intl. in Diera.This hotel is Ok but NOT G.F.

I tried to get into Regal plaza disco on first floor and was refused entrance because of the hat.Same problem at Imperial suites.It is odd, even Taxi drivers would not stop without my hat

Sorry to hear you were the "confirmation" that Ramee is not GF, although there were conflicting reports, I suspected as much.

What is the deal with the "hat?" Turban? Stetson? Mickey Mouse? Propeller beanie? WTF?

Clubs would not let you in with it, but taxis would not pick you up without it?

[Jamps]

Guys,

Thx for the info, and by the way, this Forum rocks!

I will be more careful next time and post in the appropriate section.

Thx again!

Jamps