Dubai Reports

[Bachelor Ever]

Hey guys,

Its nice to see such a well developed set of reports and lads with clearly alot of experience. I was hoping for some advice on throwing a stag party in Dubai!

To compensate for the lack of strippers I'm looking to fill the room up with CIS hotties to have even more fun with. I would appreciate advice and contacts are also welcome. I heard about E and others.

Been to Dubai before but going to a Cyclone, etc is not ideal for such a big group. I will also provide contacts to members when i develop them!

[Piper1]

Am sure the mojo will be satisfied in BKK ...

WR - If you check the "Livingstone's/Giotto's Lodge" thread in the Thailand section, you'll see they're planning big mischief next week. I keep telling them I'm coming there to rest, and I'll be in bed early every night with a good novel and a glass of warm milk.

Am certain I have seen Caramel there at Gauloises before... When we were there together last time, I think she was there

I didn't notice her that night - I was out of it on painkillers after being tortured for two hours of root-canal work, so I didn't notice much of anything. I'm sure if I'd seen her I would have fallen in lust immediately! But it makes sense - from what I could work out she travels far to Abu Dhabi every couple of weeks or so to make some much-needed cash.
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Yes WR, you'd better pick up the baton - the AD economy is suffering and the AD girls are lonely.

[Wicked Roger]

when I return to Dubai a week later, my bachelor days are over for a while.

Am sure the mojo will be satisfied in BKK but you best save some for
Miss Wildcat my friend. With you not being in Abu Dhabi, I suppose I had better take up the mantle again when I return

Am certain I have Caramel there before, was she sitting around the tables at the back of Gauloises? When we were there together last time, I think she was there then as well as when MK and I went there a couple of weeks ago with Jessy and Miss K.

Enjoy your last week or so of bachelordom Piper, rest assured I will try my best to keep the AD ladies happy in your absence....

WR

[Piper1]

Continued from the Abu Dhabi thread, where the adventure began.

Warning - this tale isn't as hot as the title suggests. No sex. And I'll mention now that these girls are technically not Emirati nationals).
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So, I was driving the three girls home from Abu Dhabi, and as we approached Dubai, I'd asked the tall and georgous Caramel to come to a club with me tonight for some dancing (she's dance-crazy). She told me she couldn't tonight as her family was expecting her, so we arranged to meet Sunday night.

I wasn't going to give up too easily for tonight, so as we reached Dubai, I mentioned I had to briefly stop at my place and pick something up before taking them further. They said no problem, and 10 minutes later the four of us were in my villa, sipping bacardi breezers they had brought along, and trying to understand each other's jokes. I managed a quick kiss with Caramel while the others were in the loo or kitchen.

I kidded around with her, trying to get her to stay the night, but she couldn't, so an hour later we all hopped in the car and I took them near the border of their conservative emirate to take a taxi home. (We'd all agreed it wouldn't be a good idea for us to be in the same car together in their emirate. If the police saw a western guy and three girls in abayas together in a car - big trouble).

As usual, traffic was a killer, and I got back home after midnight. Too late and a bit too weary to check out the clubs. Caramel called when I got home, to check I'd made it back okay. She must love me.

She's a real sweetie, with a magnificent body and great face, and if I'd met her ages ago I probably would've spent many nights with her. We've planned to meet this Sunday night, and that will probably be the last I see of her for a long while, as I'll be in Bangkok from Monday night, and when I return to Dubai a week later, my bachelor days are over for a while.

[Sharq]

First off wanted to apologize for not posting this earlier. I was in Dubai couple of weekends ago and had a great time.

Gave E a call (thanks JSF) and basically asked about Daniella, but she wasn’t in. E said that I could drop by and meet the other girls and decide who I wanted to head off with. When I did land up at her place, it took me all of 30 seconds to decide on iIeyana / Lena (the red head with glasses). Lena is 22, from Siberia, a bit on the quieter side, great bod (nice rack) and quite pretty.

Once back in the room, got talking to her, and once she was a bit more relaxed, moved on to having a shower and going at it. She was bit shy initially but once things got going, no stopping her. Went 2 rounds over 2 hours (cost me 500), well worth it. Did not take any pics guys, sorry.

Again, thank you JSF, for yet another great introduction.

Sharq

[Wicked Roger]

Kap - before heading to Saudi - come and help me out in AD please. Long and tricky days doing my performing act here, then I get back to the hotel knackered, prep for the next day, then that over-active WR wants me to perform too. The pressure! The pressure! Help!

Me overactive.?? MK knows me well and am sure he would never use that verb. I have always thought he was a more active monger than yours truly ...well at least until the delightful Miss O returned. Now he is active I am certain, even more than me mongering, no.

Piper - am sure your performing act yesterday evening was more in keeping with the the sort of performance you like to to do each day. As we discussed over dinner, a good shag destresses the system - well it does mine

WR

[Cool Tiger]

My friend and I have just received a text from Olga, the Moldovian babe (see my previous report on her back in Jan), enquiring how we are? when we are going back to Dubai? and that she really misses us, lol.

It's the first time we have heard from her since Oct-05, possibly suggesting that trade may be down (in light of all the LE activity being reported). Spoke to her briefly this evening. On the plus side... at least she is still in Dubai.

[Piper1]

El Suave - stop the flaming and you'll have more fun here (and flattery will get you nowhere!)
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Had a great night in AD tonight - thanks a naughty photogenic redhead. Will post pics in a few days.

[El Suave]

El Suave doesn't worry me.... As I've said before, he's just a naughty boy who wants a good spanking, or maybe a hug. The spanking can be arranged for a small fee

Gents like Piper1 are the stuff of mongering legends. If the mongering populace possessed Piper’s penile prowess, intellect, cool head and acquiescence, the powers that be would be thinkin’ global hobby legalization.

Umm… can I choose both menu items? Thpankin’ and huggin’? It’s not like I’m destitute, name your price Piper1 Iceman. And in the words of another legend, good ole Clint Dirty Harry Eastwood, “Go Ahead, Make Me Gay!”

[Boofer]

the title says it all.

Then again, i should never check this forum on a pda.

thanks piper

[El Suave]

The Porkable and Should Be Goners

As an addendum to the Jules post, attached is a sample of a porkable hag. And to placate the hypersensitive and gasket blowers, she’s squinting as to camouflage a full facial.

Should Be Goners

Shame, shame, shame, say they. Shame El Suave, the daftness you committed shocks, shocks. Why full facials in a tuff environment? Shame El Suave.

Yet El Suave isn’t committing an act of randomness, behind these so called daft, shameful acts and exposures lies a mongering crusade, a form of deliberate “stale pussy cleansing campaign.”

El Suave doesn’t appreciate going back to Dubai year after year and encountering the same pros he porked on prior trips. New blood is essential to the monger, it’s what revives his stamina, gives rise to his penis and illuminates his soul. The monger must be cruel to be kind to the hobby as a whole.

In essence El Suave is messaging the already porked, the message is if I done you, I don’t mind you NOT returning to Dodge in the ensuing cycle. In fact you should leave Dodge, lighten the visa’s quota constraints and give your neighbor a shot at fuckey suckey wockey in the Emirates.

Breakin’ Da Mold

The exposure of the stale will be imperative to insure vivacious mongering. Dubai will no longer be facial special, it will have to fall in line with the globe’s mongering boards, fully exposed for the mongers to feast and revive. Nay sayers may have to turn blue in the face and discover the choice is no longer theirs. The Gene is outa the bottle and must head back home.

[Piper1]

Gentlemen,

where is Amnesia and rattlesnake?

thanks

Boofer - don't make me say RT... I'm way to polite. Check back one page. Already answered.

[Piper1]

Rattlesnake at 11pm last night. Quiet but lots of WG's. Mostly African and Chinese but 2 or 3 CIS blondes all in the 5-7 range. ...

Yep, it can be hit and miss. When we met up there a couple of weeks ago, I think we lasted 5 minutes before heading for Regal. Terrible. But some nights it's great.

Band was unusually boring playing ballads from the 80's mainly because the clientele had an average age profile of 55+ including one guy with a zimmer frame ...

A few nights back when I picked up Blonde Fisty St Pete gal, I was intending on rushing her home, but the band suddenly went into a kick-ass gut-wrenching Joe Cocker version of "I get by with a little help from my friends". The singer sounded more like Joe Cocker than even Joe Cocker could, if you know what I mean. Had to stay for the end of the song. But you're right - some nights it looks, sounds and feels like a retirement home.

Other business - for once I cannot agree with you Piper. Full marks to Jackson for stamping on El Suave, I for one remember the drivel and abuse he handed out last year and have no wish to read more.

El Suave doesn't worry me - I wasn't reading or posting on ISG around the time he stirred up a flame-war. From the few exchanges I've read, he knows how to rattle cages. As I've said before, he's just a naughty boy who wants a good spanking, or maybe a hug. The spanking can be arranged for a small fee.

Kap - before heading to Saudi - come and help me out in AD please. Long and tricky days doing my performing act here, then I get back to the hotel knackered, prep for the next day, then that over-active WR wants me to perform too. The pressure! The pressure! Help!

[El Suave]

Jules Revisited

For Deira based hotels and punters, Le Meridien’s Jules still offers a sensible option, especially should players choose not to commute across the bridge on a mongering night.

It’s no big secret that within the circle of Dubai’s hobby aces Jules is branded as a bar worked by over the hill, old hags. However, and as discovered lately, this needn’t be so.

What’s Special About Tuesday Night Anyways

Now the following may or may not be indicative of a pattern, but reporting what was observed couldn’t hurt since one never pays a cover charge going into Jules. It happened by coincidence that some fellow mongers and I visited this bar on two consecutive Tuesday nights, and on both occasions, what do you know, a bunch of young, attractive and talented babes were applying the trade there.

Are young babes wired amongst themselves to do Jules every Tuesday I asked the sweet thing below, she answered yes. Is she lying? Dunno. But to test the Tuesday theory, we took a look-see again on a Wednesday night, and poof, gone, no young talent.

Chou like Mejicano, Do Chou?

What gives Jules that extra push, at least for moi, is that it serves excellent Mexican munchies. With all that sultry Jalapeno quoting your lips and tongue, you’ll be sure to set your pros’ muff on fire via that fine cunninlingus you aim to perform that night.

Add to the Jalapeno and yummy munchies NO cover charge, reasonably priced drinks, even some porkable hags, and you’re presented with a bar-restaurant combo that may yet cook. Nor will the young babes break that piggy bank, @ 600 – 650 AED a piece for all nighters, none of us were complaining.

Ya, I hear ya, the band does suck, but which band in Dubai doesn’t (Sea View dudes bolted). At least this Jules band doesn’t play ear drum-piercing, deafening music. Our party carried comfortable conversations, comfortable negotiations, wolfed jalapenos, slurped Tequila worms and rammed young fiery pussy.

Los Babes

With the sure stipulation that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, them two Jules moonlighters were damn cute and came @ a huge discount compared to where I come from. They sliced, diced, performed with all the trimmings and never complained. Maybe some of you done them too.

El Suave - three strikes?

Gee Piper, Admin is damn serious, I believe I’ll go on a “strikes” diet dude. A diet laced with ample subtlety from now on. Seems last year’s Leeway’s pointin’ Highway.

[Boofer]

Gentlemen,

where is Amnesia and rattlesnake?

thanks