2006 Kuala Lumpur Reports

[Lan Jiao]

Anyone know where I can get thai massage in KL/Klang?

Bro,

You can try OnlyOne MP at Kota Kemuning near McDonald. They have 100% Thai ML, RM88 for 2hrs, nice and clean enviro, good service.

[Tamurlane26]

A cryptic two days in the massage world in KL on the north side of town and where the Star shines next door - this is for those of you who believe that MIB read the forum and therefore prefer cryptic clues to directions !!

Stressed by the incompetence of one of my partners it was time for some nice relief. What a shame however when upon arrival the OKT was a "dork" and kept me waiting so long I thought of going home. Then he only paraded 3 KT and so with such little choice I chose the one who made me laugh at her antics. This was a wise choice - in the room she gave a passable massage and whilst not allowing much manoevring she kept me amused with her non-stop talking and story telling - this is an art in itself and so on to the scores

Sky
Age: 25
Tits: 34B/C
GFE: 10+
Massage: 8 - I was knackered
BBJ - slow and steady
Abalone munching - strictly limited !!
FK - Boleh and very tasty lips they were as well
WIR: Yes to be amused !! A nice hour of time spent

Now on the way in I had spotted a nice NL and so today returned for more action. Much to my amusement my partner declined as he spotted the "political enemy" coming out as we were going in - as he felt disinclined to go where his enemy had been this left me with the so called AGirl. Whilst in dress and looks she was streets ahead of Sky the reverse can be said when she got into the room. Despite giving her the old lines in BM she did not seem that interested and was more clock watching than cock-watching !!

Age: 20+
Tits: 34B/C
GFE: 1
Massage: 4
FK - no way
BBJ - what a joke this one - if I was an ice cream it would have been a one lick affair !! And no tonsil bashing allowed
Abalone munching - off-limits - tried and had the pretend moan and groan which is in itself is an insult to the ISG Intelligence
WIR: E Grade for this one

So Sky is the limit and AGirl is a Grade E - better luck next time but at least today my usual OKT was in residence and was made to feel welcome once more !!

[Condor Hero]

Thanks bro Shinkansen for info.

Went to USJ1 for massage today. She have a powerful hand and I have a very good massage from her!

Name: Hanis
Age: 30s'
Face: 5/10
Tits: above average
Body: chubby
Massage: 8/10
WIR: yes...
Damage: RM40 for massage and RM30 for Batin

[Zahna69]

Hi GodDamnBig,

I don't need to advertise for anybody-lah. I love sex and therefore I only go to places that is good as I'm paying for it.

Haven't been there (Sky River) for two weeks. It should have new package to choose now. I think.

Zahna69

Dude,

You dun happen to be working for Skyriver are you? Because you sound so much like an Advertisement man. I think most KL mongerers here know the good quality that Skyriver provides. But your lil posting here sounds very detailed lar. Hahaha.

[Payung]

Anyone know where I can get thai massage in KL/Klang?

[Xcooldriver]

Does anyone been to Frenz Aromatheraphy Center next to Klang Parade at Klang before? If yes, would you list out the package they offer and the price.

[Lan Jiao]

Many thanks to Bro Estudiente's recommendation on Shy*n MP and visited last Friday with bro Fastcome.

Here's my FR:

Arrived about 3:30pm, Shy*n located at DJ on the same street with Public Bank, behind RHB Bank, corner shoplot upstairs. Nice and clean place with aroma candles placed everywhere. Makes me feel calm and relax.

Check on Y*n and she is available! Without much delay, shown to room and there she come. Y*n is short haired at her 30s. Boobs 35C I assume. Smooth skin. Friendly and talkative. Down side is that she has tummy, a bit fat at waist area that she claims a result of heavy drinking when she was working as PRO. Started with massage, job is above average as she has strong hands. Talk on various topics on her last working as PRO, hairstylist and even operating horse racing machines (huh? ). Bla bla bla. 70's chinese songs seems to be our main exchange.

Appreciate that she never try her hands on or near my private part. That's what ML normally do to make you horny and then offer special service. She did the massage in pro way. After finishing with my back, I turned and she do the front. Then at the end of massage, she sits between my laps and move towards face to face with me and ask "You want more? ". "What's your offer? " I asked. She replied - undressed HJ with auto-roaming RM80, BBBJ for RM100. FJ I didn't ask how much as I am not interested. So I chose BBBJ and she ask me to clean my brother first and I did. Then she takes off everything. Saw her sexy G-string and commented and she say she is only comfortable with G-strings. My little brother rightly reponded to the scenery and when she started to kiss me while I AR all over her. Wow. Skin is smooth and silky. My brother stands upright saluting this enjoyable moments. She said must drink lots of water especially working in air-conditioned enviro. Learn something new everyday. Haha.

Well, here's the best part of her service - never in a hurry, kisses starts from upper body slowly moves down. When reaches my little bro, she takes time to service all parts. Very detail, got me feeling almost reaching heaven. Oh god. Slowly moves to the head and starts BJ. Slow to fast. And when I am high and almost reach the stage of releasing (as I grab her boobs hard at that stage) she stops and goes back to the balls and surrounding areas. And slowly moves back to the head and BJ again. Wow. I am at heaven! After a few rounds of high and low, she started BJ hard, with HJ assistant. She sucks hard and hold on my little head while I release all loads and she keeps on BJ hard. Oh. Gosh, extremely satifying.

While she cleans me up, she told me that she don't normally do BBBJ, no CIM. Unless customer is clean, for my case, I pass the requirement. She say she normally do CBJ. So bros pls take note.

Name: Y*n Race: Chinese Age: 30+ I guess Body: 8/10 the skin! Face: 7/10 friendly boob: 35C. I guess, not sure how to measure BBBJ: 10/10 as reported daty: didn't try GFE: 7/10 FJ: didn't try WIR: yes! Yes! Yes! Damage: massage 55 + BBBJ 100 = 155

[Fastcome]

It has been sometime after my last report to ISG forum. Here is today FR. Feel horny after finished off my works, look at the time it is still early and decided to try some PRC FL no. given by some of ISG bro. Call up and went direct to cheong. I have never met this Prc before, and would like to see for myself, after entering I did not propose anything and sit on the bed, she immediately came over to give me a massage on the back, have a light chit chat, then as usual take bath (she only wash my didi) so I assume thereis no catbath afterward.

On the bed, she used her tongue licking my ears and shaking my didi, of course I will do my part by sucking she tits and finger fuck her pussy, quite tight and a bit wet. Suddenly she propose to me to play 3-some as her fren got no business today and begging me to give her some business, as I am not expecting a 3-some and I don't have enough money to spend, but the girl said "chin chai" then it cost me another 110. So WTF, just try to help up and play 3-some, as you know, I very fast ma, just manager to play the 1st Prc (Jio Jio) and the other one just finger fucking, overall is fun.

Name : Jio Jio
Age : 21
Tits : 36A 24 34 (according to her) but I think 34B, nice shape
GFE : 8/10 (know how to capture you heart by doing all the massage, make you feel you want to do FK later, during massage my back when I ask her how big is her tits, she pull down the bra and let me touch it, that time not confirm whether go to FK or not)
AR : No
Daty : don't dare to try
Damage : RM140 +RM100 (another girl)
WIR : Maybe go for the 1st PRC.

Name : Tian Tian (Ithink so)
Age : 21
Tits :36B 26 36 (quite chubby and some meat)
GFE : 2 ( before fingering and raba raba quite OK, later I just ask for I face Photo, she did not like and walk off, very bad attitude not recommanded bro)
WIR : definately no although the looks is 6.5/10

If those bro would like to try 3-some, may be this will be good only is they do no allow to take photo, overall with the 1st prc is satisfied.

Chao,

FC

[Fastcome]

It has been sometime after my last report to ISG forum. Here is today FR. Feel horny after finished off my works, look at the time it is still early and decided to try some PRC FL no. given by some of ISG bro. Call up and went direct to cheong. I have never met this Prc before, and would like to see for myself, after entering I did not propose anything and sit on the bed, she immediately came over to give me a massage on the back, have a light chit chat, then as usual take bath (she only wash my didi) so I assume thereis no catbath afterward.

On the bed, she used her tongue licking my ears and shaking my didi, of course I will do my part by sucking she tits and finger fuck her pussy, quite tight and a bit wet. Suddenly she propose to me to play 3-some as her fren got no business today and begging me to give her some business, as I am not expecting a 3-some and I don't have enough money to spend, but the girl said "chin chai" then it cost me another 110.

[The Digger]

Bro Bumpkin,

Yes, pls call la. Longtime no see... don't forget the vintage Chivas, hahaha

Cheers!
Digger.

The Digger,
Will give you, deijek, Cool69 a call when I am in KL and go for drinks and pussies.

Cheers,
Bumpkin

[DaThinMan]

Maniac 13,

It should be at Damansara Perdana. Used to be known as Erato hotel.

[Nucleus1999]

Is Zest DJ closed? I called them on Friday afternoon. The phone kept on ringing but no one picked up. Passed by this evening, door was closed. Anyone been there recently, are they closed for good?

Az Man

Contacted 1 of the ML there, according to her, business as usual. In fact, I might drop by this week for a massage.

[Suniman]

Any one know where a bro can have fun with Russian's or any white pussy ?

Let me know if any of you have the info.

Thanks

[Maniac 13]

Can anybody please tell me where is this spa located?

[Member #4194]

Fisherman,
How come you didn't ask me to attend the underground project. I am very sad, Ha,ha,ha. You have miss to drink my old chivas which i will bring along. Call me lah if you have other such type of project and I will try my best to make it.

The Digger,
Will give you, deijek, Cool69 a call when I am in KL and go for drinks and pussies.

Cheers,
Bumpkin

Wei Wei,

How come no one call me to go also lar. damn sad liao, go and monkey never call me.

Hello Bumpkin & GDB,
Actually the session was on a sudden decisions. Tension and relief. I also have page you remember but no replied. So as for the mistake i did, thousand appologies to all the brother's and please don't think it in a negative way. Maybe in nearby time we could plan a bigger occassion for the next TT session.

Again,thousand appologies.

Fisherman