Lisbon

[Murilloa]

well, ladies and gentlemen, that was an eventful escape from devil’s island for this fugitive sex prisoner. muri was constructing a homemade raft of empty beer cans, to slip into the channel at midnight and cross to france. there, he would make contact with resistance mongers and travel on foot, disguised as a romanian prostitute, over the pyrenees, through spain and into portugal. but at the last minute he thought ‘fuck this’ and got on the piccadilly line to board an aircraft instead.

as you saw on tv, the threat of muri at large brought chaos to world airspace, and heathrow was a mad riot of devil’s islanders trying to get offshore at any price.

a long painful story, but at last here he is, back in lisbon. the sex police confirep001ed his wallet and castrated his credit card. and the temperatures here make it difficult for a 93-year-old man to get a powerful erection. but today carol at rua dos fanqueiros told him of her recent adventures in aveiro and ended his sexual fast for €20.

carol was chosen because, just before he rounded the corner into the poço, muri realised that after 48 hours of crowds and hassle, the very last thing he needed was sabina and her cash register - carol would be tranquil, predictable, cheap and dependable, important qualities in the circumstances.

when stress levels have reduced and the treasury returns to normal, we shall see what this hot summer holds, in the poço and elsewhere.

meanwhile, mongers of the world: no surrender to terrorism! keep on fucking!

[Lapin]

This is a short report of my first visit to Lisbon. I was passing through and had only 3-4 hours available so I tried to to the best I could in such a short time. Of course I had a piece of paper with all the addresses I collected from this fantastic forum. My hotel was near Saldanha area so I tried a few places around the vicinity and there are quite a few! The first place was Av. De la republica 45 (not 49 as stated in the report by Kama Leao whom I thank for the information). They showed me a nice living room with all red velvet and warm atmosphere and then 4-5 girls, I don't remember exactly. I choose Diane, I think she was the best of the other average looking group. I chose the half hour option for 80 euros since I wanted to visit as many places as possible in that time period. The service was very good but I was dissapointed a bit from her tits hanging down too much. I took a brake and had diner at a nice restaurant (actually the sign said cervezaria). The fish was fresh and the wine great. After this charginng of batteries, next stop was New Center at Maques de Tomar no 33 (I also tried to find Marques de Tomar no 5 but it was late in the evening and I could not locate it). There was another parade of 4 girls, nothing special. But I had no time to become fancy. I chose a slightly overweight Barbara from Brazil. She was a lot of fun, joking all the time and the sex was not bad. After the half an hour was over I walked to a place next to Atrium Saldanha, the apartment on Saldanha Residence 3E 7th floor. I rang the button several times but there was no answer. I suspect it may have closed down. I am curious if anyone has visited this place recently. I therefore walked back to the Hotel and called one of the girls from P. P. I really don't remember which one. She gave me an address in Areiro which I did not know if it was close or far away. So, I gave up and save my self another 100 euros. Conclusion: I am looking forward to my next visit in Lisbon next year.

[Murilloa]

There are many ways of dealing with sex prison. Some inmates hide a stack of porn under the bed and spend the long days jerking themselves into imbecility. Others pass their time discussing Jesus with the chaplain, hoping to be ‘cured’ of mongerlust. Others – and this is Muri’s way – just try to read uplifting books, listen to fine music, not think about sex at all, until the blessed day arrives.

But yesterday a fellow sufferer tapped out his coded message on the water pipes…

« G-u-y-s, c-h-e-c-k o-u-t P-P »

PP? No, not a political party. Portal Privado, of course. It turns out that for the silly season, they are allowing free access to all files on the site, so that if you go, for example, over here, http://www.portalprivado.com/filipa/index.htm , you can view a two-minute video of one of Lisbon’s most famous prostitutes writhing around on pink satin sheets, her silicone splendour encased in fishnet, her practised fingers working that high-mileage pussy.

Her colleagues are similarly displayed: something to please all tastes, and for long-sentence prisoners there are also slide shows to download and keep.

Now, Luso-mongers have mixed feelings about the PP girls, but the only feeling for this prisoner after running some of the videos, was that he needs, very soon, to be roaming central Lisbon with €150 in his pocket.

Patience. The time will come. Meanwhile, gentlemen, enjoy the videos and raise a glass to absent mongers at the café Maracanã.

[Member #4364]

Sorry Mike

800 E per night or 150 E per hour. So you haven't work for your wage.

I would never pay that; crazy.

So I avoid Lisboa

[Osafado]

At the "elefante branco" the rates start at 150/hour.

Wow! Man, I ve never paid more than 150 for 2 hours there. If you are nice with them, they ll accept this rate for sure.

[Mike Dam]

Hello, there!

Going to Lisbon soon: which are the going rates for all-nighters at "Elefante Branco".

Any other suggestion? Are Lisbon Hotels "girl-friendly"?

Thanks

MRO

Gallery is also good and the rates differ from girl to girl. If you want an all night girl I suggest you call one in. And she'll be at your desposal from 7pm till morning or so.

It basically depends on what you want to do. You have severel agencies that provide a girl at the right price. But you'll spend no less than 600 E for all-nighters.

At the "elefante branco" the rates start at 150/hour. The girls are great and worth it. However I have another suggestion.

http://www.vipescortsagency.com/pt/j...nica%20Andrade

Both times I was with her were amazing.

She is a sweet, charming and beautifful portuguese. Very classy and well manered. Her dancing is enought to get you hard.

She's absolutelly complete and she allows you to do almoust everything. BBBJTCSW, BLS, (her deep throat takes you to heaven. And her energie brings you back again.) CFS, and great hands for massages.

The rate is hight but well worth it. I got her through the agency, but I manage to keep her private number if you are interested.

[Mike Dam]

I ve recently been in Lisbon. And altought I am not into strip houses very much I liked the passerele show.

But I must leave my testimonial for the escort agency I contacted http://www.vipescortsagency.com/. The girls are exactly the pics and although the minimum price is 150E / 1 hour is well worth it. The best sex I had.

I was with cristiane one day. But veronica is a must. Very beautiful. Sweet, sexy. Sensual. Great dancer (although she's not a stripper). And the best blow ever and the best night in a long time.

I payed 800 E for the night. You pay her dinner. She'll take you to dance. Pay her drinks. But she is defenetly worth it. So much that - You have to book it in advance

[Lud Bor]

By the way, I was told about a place in Antonio Perera Carillo street, with some african girls.

As anyone been there?

[Lud Bor]

Hi guys,

I'll be in Lisbon on the last days of August and I was hoping to get some tips. I already know, from a friend at Cape Verde, that Black Tie and Gallery are the right places to get some nice girls. But going to those kind of clubs all the time, soon, you get a little bit bored. I have a particular interest on mature women, around their fourties and fifties, but, with this type of women, I rather prefer a sedution game than just getting there and pay for it. Is there any club or disco in Lisbon known for finding mature available women who are seeking for younger men? Hope you can give me a help.

Lud Bor

[Piotr]

Bakshish!, bakshish! I kept hearing this words and suddenly I was elsewhere, teleported from a 4th floor in Poço to a souk in some cameland where the main idea is to empty your wallet using the most ingenious ways.

Soon the reality imposed itself: through those brown gipsy eyes beneath me, I could see she was also somewhere else, longing for a certain English gentleman who pleases both her girlish body and her Scroog’ish purse.

It all began very well, I agreed to double the standard amount upfront, and had an interesting but difficult conversation. When I mentioned the name Elena she smiled openly, and saying they are best friends Sabina borrowed my mobile phone and dialled a long number. Moments later I was talking to Elena at home in Romania! She will be back!

I consequently declare a moratorium in this process of selecting a new princess of little Romania.

So many times Sabina nicely tried to squeeze me for an extra €10 or 20, that my emotional connection to her was lost well before the end of the prearranged 40, 45 minutes. What a turn off! What a pity! Beeing in heaven I hated to have to argue those earthly matters, and I hated to displease this angel face that kept begging me a coin for chewing gum until the very last step of those stairs.

I left in a good mood because I talked to Elena.

[Kama Leão]

Well it turns out that Martinha is back. Tiny ugly tasty Martinha with braces on her teeth and a tight pussy and a tale to tell.

Great tip, Muri.
No goddess - that's for sure -, not a body or face to die for (but such lovely, small, soft, suckable boobs!...), and yet what a sweet, warm, caressing mouth (she could go on all afternoon, I was transported into another sensuous dimension), what a nearest-to-the-real-thing-lovemaking experience!
I mean, a goddess. That's for sure.

[Piotr]

Certainly none of us goes to Poço to find a girl suitable to take out to dinner, to spend a weekend together. However, It would be nice to find one elegant, smart and desirable enough to make me think about that possibility, even if I would never ask her. Meaning: to have the right body measures and proficiency in the act is not enough to qualify for the distinction of princess of little Romania. She also ought to have some sweet finesse.

Lili is a very competent SW, even better than her elder sister Michaela that is working there for almost 1 year, but both absolutely lack the above attributes. My 2nd visit confirmed everything I wrote before and I can only add the downside: She doesn’t like to be touched in the Y. You are welcome, even invited everywhere except there. Another issue: the cbj. The C part is not negotiable. She licks, she sucks, she has all the time in the world (! ) to make you happy, but a dogma is a dogma. She is a true young girlfriend with not so pretty feet. On both occasions I added only €5 to the standard fee.

Comparison with former princess Elena is inevitable. I certainly would like to take Elena out to dinner and feel very well in her company.

Murilloa: I’ve just read your lines, and most of all, SEEN Sabina. It is with great excitement that I now recognize her, and only 5 or 6 hours ago we had a really promising eye contact. Precisely when I was leaving the room with Lili! Unfortunately she was wearing clothes – white. But she looked delicious. Of course, before the end of the week I’ll be there! Just before comes my turn to do time elsewhere. Enjoy your sentence. I'll be here one more week.

Another picture of Lili is in the appropriate section.

[Murilloa]

Finally, quickly because they are calling the embarkation of the prison plane - and also out of chronological order... alarmed by reports that the police had cleaned out the Poço, Mur went there in a very brief window of opportunity, and found all the lovelies posing by the usual arcade. He once again fell for the charms of Sabina, knowing that this would cost him more than the basic price of €25.

He paid €50, and got a glorious performance. Just before he entered her, the mercenary little puss said in her mixture of English, Spanish and Portuguese, 'pay me another fifty and you can go in there bareback'.

Interesting, and slightly worrying. But few mongers head for the Poço prepared to lay out €100, so it is doubtful whether our petite beauty is doing much risky bareback action.

Once again, haviing extracted the money she wanted, as well as a good quantity of Mur's vital fluids, she agreed to be photographed, naked this time, for no additional charge.

As seen in the relevant section.

«Now please board at gate xxx.»

These next two weeks there will be no reprieve from sex prison, but what a whirlwind the last day or so has been.

[Murilloa]

Martinha returned to Brazil in October or so. Muri had told her the wonders of London, and how even an ornery girl – and our Marti is ornery – can ask £150 per hour in Tony’s capital.

Scanning the net before his surprise mad dash to Portugal (see below) he saw to his delight that the little one is back in Algês. There, they were reunited today, in a scene too moving to recount here, but the story she tells is interesting.

Turns out she bore Muri’s advice in mind, and after Christmas with family, our little lady jumps on a plane to London, shacks up with some acquaintances, disappears into the twilit world of illegal immigrants, meets a nice Brazilian mama-san, and pronto, a week after sliding through Heathrow, she is turning four £150 tricks per day in Bayswater and living like a princess.

This lasts three months and then Blair’s fascisti move in: they send her back to Sambaland. You may think she was lucky not to get shot like her unlucky compatriot last year, but no, she says the boys in blue treated her beautifully and even offered her a female counsellor in case she needed help getting over the terrifying experience of being ‘trafficked’. No, she insisted, but if you really want to help me, just let me stay and continue fucking older English guys for loads and loads of lovely money.

That could not be arranged. She clearly didn’t have the big cash it takes to buy off the law in Blair’s utopia – much less the £5m donation to Labour Party funds which would have made her a duchess. So, deportation, courtesy of the taxpayer, and then she bounces back to Algês.

She is desperate to return to London, which she sees as a terrestrial paradise. It is many years since Muri heard his homeland verbally caressed with such passionate love (after she had finished physically caressing other items). Now, she needs an Englishman prepared to certify that he intends to marry her – or a university to certify that she is a potential student. those are the only ways she can secure a visa to enter Cacatopia.

Let’s send her to Cambridge, to tutor the floppy-haired gay boys and teach them the error of their ways. Or are there any Brits reading this, who would care to propose marriage? She's much too smart for Rooney or Beckham, but what about Paul McCartney, who has recently returned to the life of a penniless 'solteiro'?

Whaddaya think, guys? She is no top model, but a lovely fuck, at least for this hardened sex prisoner. Magnificent BBBJ, tightest pussy of all time, and all she wants is a visa.

C'mon, boys, get there while aged Mur is still hesitating.

[Murilloa]

So a weird thing happens. Friday, Mur escapes to see Lori. That evening he is installed in prison in deepest darkest Inglaterra. Sunday night - a miracle. He’s walking round the exercise yard when the guard calls, “Prisoner 666? Call for you, from some foreigner.”

««Muri, we hate to interrupt your holi… erm… prison sentence, but we need you back in Lisbon urgently for 24 hours to attend two unforeseen meetings. We will of course pay you extra time and fly you business class and get you back behind bars as soon as possible.»»

“You fuckin’ idiots! Just when I was starting to enjoy prison! When is the flight?”

So bemused Mur is back in Lisbon Monday afternoon, works all night, Tuesday morning more meetings, lunchtime he goes to the Poço for Sabina, then has just a few hours to catch his plane but fits in a visit to Algês.

Algês? Well it turns out that Martinha is back. Tiny ugly tasty Martinha with braces on her teeth and a tight pussy and a tale to tell.

ALGÉS... Assanhadinha... Voltei!!! ...Ainda Melhor... Oral Natural... Bumbuzinho Arrebitado... Corpinho por explorar... T.962372829 www.prazerintimo.com/martinha

Reports on the way: right now Mur has reached the departure lounge, still in prison clothing with lap top on his knee, about to go north again.

Global capitalism does strange things to a man…