Hatyai Reports

[Platonic]

It was a cold Saturday morning when Platonic step into the office unknowingly what big plan lay ahead. Log on to the MSN Messenger
and was talking to Sir Aroymakmak. While goofing around with him,
Platonic suggested going up to Betong today, while Aroy shouted
out Hatyai instead. At that point, Platonic knew Aroy was not
that compulsive person nevertheless if agreed, Aroy has to keep
to his word. Platonic took the offer and both off us was taken back
a little that we're off to Hatyai today and it was planned just 5 minutes
from our depart time.

Quickly, Platonic left and went home packing his bag. Got a confirmation
call from Sir Aroy if the plan is for real, well hell yes! and not letting
him take back his word; double tripple dare!

Journey as usual, sight seeing and dropping by MINI to fill up immegresion form. Was also stunned by Sir Aroy's border pass which looks like
salted vegetable or some say chess paper.

So off we went towards Hatyai from the border and stopped by for the famous chicken rice, the meat is a lil tough but the chili sure spice up
anyone's appetite. Upon reaching Hatyai city, we drop by a tour agency to
buy hotel voucher, stayed at New Season Hotel; nice decor, neat, new, big bed, bath tub, safe box, internet ready.

Sir Aroy suggested that we head straight to the farms, after checking in to get the room number. It is advisable because when u booked a lady, you can inform her which hotel and room number you are at.

We decided to check out Wondeful KTV and was introduce to about 10 puyings. Price varies from 1500B to 3500B. None to my liking though so we
decided to head down Chanivete.

Upon reaching Chanivete, told Aroy to park his big car away to avoid being seen in it. This is because if the papasan or mamasan see's it, it will cost us an arm and a leg for a puying; big fish coming.

Went into Jenny or Happy77 and was greeted by a fat mamasan who can speak a little cantonese language. This place is filled with SYT and some Platonic doubt are even Thai. There were about above 20 ladies to pick but was abit hesitant. Feeling uncomfortable when all give you the look which you dont know who to pick. So left that place and decided to go Suriya to check it out first before deciding; my old haunt. Was shown about 10 girls but none to Platonic liking at all. The standard has drop Platonic would say.
Walk out and went back in to Jenny/Happy77, though this is not advisable
to come back and pick because the mamasan will throw a high price.
Platonic finally pick a cute girl which cost 1800B after negotiation.

We immediately hop into Sir Aroy's car together with the puying and headed back to the hotel for some action. Was trying to break the ice with the puying but she sounded stuck-up, that time Aroy and Platonic thought she was new in the line. She was pretending to be shy all along. Great actress they are. Once we reach the hotel, Aroy took off to see his tirak and left
me with the pretender. Was trying to make her feel comfortable and not be shy and she can help herself to anything she wants in the menu.
Platonic went to take a shower and she followed as well. Wash ourself thoroughly and off went to the bed. Nothing much happen, she does not do BJ so Platonic told her to "get it up" with her hands. She half heartedly played and sometimes brushing it while watching TV. This went on for 10minutes and Platonic got real chizz off. Platonic then just lost mood and was ready to go out and meet Sir Aroy. Platonic told her to dress up but she refused and insisted in staying in the hotel room. After countless times off offering her to tag along, Platonic decided to send her back. Platonic wont let such pest to spoil the holiday. To conclude "AVOID JENNY/HAPPY77 @ Chanivete Soi 3 AT ANY COST" Was being told this placed is a con job and real bad attitute bitches.

Upon meeting Aroy, told him about the unfortunate incident and we decided to have a look at Pinklady. The place is still as usual, the fishes are watching soap opera on the TV set. Then we decided to play a game off pool.
We round the city and ended up playing snooker instead at a hotel.
Later proceeded to "BoonKow" for dinner where the sight is overlooking
the city centre. Nice place, nice food and reasonable price.

After dinner, decided to call TV for some puying contacts. Met him at New Season hotel and off we went to SKY. Was introduced to this puying
that people claim able to bonk you 10 times if you're up for it. Didnt take up the offer for one; no time to bonk as party is set at Kiss Channel, asking price is 2500B and its already 9pm. Non negotiable.
TV then head toward Chanivete and was introduce to this sweet puying
having her dinner. She was very polite and gives a beautiful smile. The deal is sealed, no matter what she is the girl for the night. Paid the mamasan 2000B after negotiation. Went back to the hotel while she will come meet me there after dinner. Patiently waited for her to come while watching EPL on the tube.
When she arrived, didnt have time to test drive bonk but told her to dress up
as we need to go Kiss Channel now. She happily agreed and playfully disturb me. We both went down to meet Sir Aroy and his sweet tirak. Headed to Kiss Channel, Heineken beer for 250B, reasonable. The show was usual
just that the twin singer caught Platonic's eye. Party all night long
and left the place about midnight. Sir Aroy is Cinderella, so decided to leave.
Took supper outside Lee Garden and headed back to hotel for some action.
In total bonk 4 times and gave her a good DATAH. (dont ask me whats that)
She enjoyed everything and so did Platonic. Will definitely hooked her up if Platonic is there! Platonic give her a 5 star rating for her character and personality.



Platonic

[Aroymakmak]

Bro Platonic,

Please share your precious FR with us. Failure which I will not ever bring you to step into Thailand again. Of course you can always go by yourself. Hehehee.

No lah, I just think you should share with us especially the newbie your experience in Hatyai.

Cheers,

ARoy

[King2075]

I did go to TV web-site...rea;;y appreciate his web-site... i going there this friday,...

[Member #2305]

Just to add some comment to Danok, if the puying’s price is rm250 when you book after 6pm you should get rm200. This was told by few mamasans.

TV,
Why you opt to leave this forum? These “few guys” must be very happy; they had achieved their objective.
For me, I am aware that Surdude had replied me the thread in "Hatyai-*********** discussion", but until today I am not even want to open to read his reply! We talk about fact. Just ignore them……..
Anyway! I respect your decision.

To all newbie, don’t worry all your doubts will be take care by Cybername/diyexplorer, surfdude …………
but for all regulars, we know who to look for when have problem in Hatyai, sure NOT to look for nicks like surfdude ………..

Will be in Danok tomorrow.....cheers.

[King8008]

Hello,, brothers I am back again here.

Check in the border around 8 pm and park my car in the duty free shop.

This time I have chosen Satit hotel for 380 bath and very quick one chinese papasan from the farm house followed up to my hotel room and asking for ladies. So what not this time have a look! Wow lau and he made few phone calls and around 10 minutes there were first batch - 6 girls came up and none of my favour and then also came up second batch and 5 girls came.

Look one very preetty and 19 yrs old from Chai Mai and finally took this girl. Paid RM 250 and this young girl came after 30 minutes.

Fuck her one round and gone together to have dinner in a shop call China town I think.

After dinner visited a bar near Bangkok cafe and ordered 4 big bottle heneken and some of her know friends came to the table and drank finished all the beer as I only have enjoyed 2 class of it. Fucking habit of this thai people and somemore asked for tips from me as I already free the bottle beer.

After half an hour walked back to the Oscar Cafe and enjoyed my 2 bottle beer and seeing the monkey girls dancing up there in the stage, .

Gone back to room around 1 am and get one round with this young girl before sleep. Heh brothers, some time I think booked a new market girl and she is new and not experience is good fun becos you have teaching her how to fuck and suck and the style position to make love. And one thing her body also very fresh and solid. But one think I don't like is she treat you LULU and ask you to spend money to show her Know friends that today she got a good customers and to give Tips to them.

In the morning fuck her one more round before she went back around 9 am and little bit more sleep I went down to take breakfast beside the hotel restaurant. The yesterday nite chinese papasan saw me and spend him one coffee. He some more offered me short hour RM 150 for one lady have seated in the front of the farm house opposite the Satit hotel.

I not accepted his offer and finished my noodlle and gone up back to room and check out the hotel room around 11. 30 am then walked to the Mutiara spa for 2 hours oil massage from a 24 yrs lady from north.

It is well good visited as you reallly get the tireness out of you body after the oil massage. After the massage, ask her any special offer and she said yes. As the 2 hours masssage have finished so we used the mutiara hotel room for 3 hour for RM 30.

This massage girl is good skin and well fuck and worth RM 200

After this good session then check out back to Malaysia around 4pm

Cheers

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[Cock]

Bro King2075

Actually i'm not very familiar with all the Farm in Hatyai.

I think it is better for u to check it out with bro T.V coz he is staying there. In fact, I'm also look for his info and he is the person who take me walk around when I first visited hatyai. You can PM him and ask from his advised. Most importantly PLEASE don't "talk nonsense" after you have familiar with the farm like "SOME" peoples had ever look for his help. I'm not promoting him or get any so call "COM" I just want you all have good experince over there. He has his own website too. Which have plenty of info about Hatyai. If you worry "ME" or "HIM" get any kind of "COM" from you, you can just serch via his website or others which related to Hatyai. Hope you have a clearer picture regarding the info. u mention. Happy cheoging bro!

My 1 bath advise

Cheers all!

dear Cock,

U just back from hatyai right. Need to ask you some information la. Me may be will plan to there on raya. Is the farm still have a lot of chick. Coz i hear from my friend that, after the boombing case. those chick run to others place. So i wonder whethere can get chick over there a not? pls advice. Thanks in advance

[King2075]

dear Cock,

U just back from hatyai right. Need to ask you some information la. Me may be will plan to there on raya. Is the farm still have a lot of chick. Coz i hear from my friend that, after the boombing case. those chick run to others place. So i wonder whethere can get chick over there a not? pls advice. Thanks in advance

[Cock]

Hello all bro

Just came back from hatyai on 2 oct.

first of all need to thanks bro T.V arrange his driver to pick me up at Alor star.
Brother Kapunka.

To all bro who intend or planing to go Hatyai, pls do not worry about the Coup or boom over there. I just came back from Hatyai. Everythings is as usual. In fact I didn't see any army or police block along the road! Tank? No leh! In fact, I went to central and Odeon shopping complx to buy my swiming wear and google.

Hahahaha

I just wanna post my experienced when I was there.

Cheers all!

Cheers T.V

[Rick]

Dude, I might be heading there this Saturday too, PM me you contact. How many of you?

[QUOTE=Kiehero]Hi to all Senior member in ISG.

Just need to ask is it at Yai now? I plan to go next Saturday. The rumors says that Army have block the road and set the check point to check all the motorist suspected as Terorrist.
QUOTE]

[Meikato]

Bro TV,

I agree with buzz00 on this matter. Your FR makes good guidelines for fellow cheonging kaki's new to this FR. Plus if I'm not mistaken you have better advices to new members on this site. It will be a waste if you're not updating us on the latest that happening in hty.

So pls ignore others who have not contributing to this FR. Keep up the good work. Keep on Cheonginggggg.

DJCH

Yes bro TV, I agree with bor buzz00 and DJ **** hunter, just ignore them, your guidelines is much informative, consider me as newbie here. All your FR makes me know all about hatyai. Very much appreciated.

Regards

[DJ Cunt Hunter]

Bro TV,

I agree with buzz00 on this matter. Your FR makes good guidelines for fellow cheonging kaki's new to this FR. Plus if I'm not mistaken you have better advices to new members on this site. It will be a waste if you're not updating us on the latest that happening in hty.

So pls ignore others who have not contributing to this FR. Keep up the good work. Keep on Cheonginggggg.

DJCH

Tee Vee,

you make good reports - would be a pity because of some idiot a-hole that has hardly contributed anything to this site, not to continue telling us your entertaining stories.

The idiots and flamers know who they are, ignore them !!

Cheers

[Buzz00]

Tee Vee,

you make good reports - would be a pity because of some idiot a-hole that has hardly contributed anything to this site, not to continue telling us your entertaining stories.

The idiots and flamers know who they are, ignore them !!

Cheers

[Kiehero]

Hi to all Senior member in ISG.

Just need to ask is it at Yai now? I plan to go next Saturday. The rumors says that Army have block the road and set the check point to check all the motorist suspected as Terorrist.

Hi Mr TV,

Since you are there, maybe you can help to answer my question, by describing how's the situation at there.

Thanks a lot to everyone.

[ThaiVisitor]

I can see any round of flamewars again here. I think any attempt to advertised for one's own website should be strictly dealt with by the moderator, and also all the quarrelsome members here should be permanently ban in order that we have peace in this forum, irregardless of who is right or wrong in the first place. I think most of us are sick of seeing all these stupid postings hitting at one another.

I can see where you're going.

So when a person quarrels with you, you definitely become one of the quarrelsome party, right?

Why don't you just ask Jackson to ban me directly? And if there is some other nick which you don't like, just "quarrel" with him and he'll also be banned.

Let me make things easier for you since you don't dare to use your own original nick to post. Moreover, it will really please diyexplorer/cybername and their gang.

I will refrain from posting in ISG again OK? I can't remove/ban my nick, only Jackson can do that.

It was fun to be here, and I'm glad to have the friends that I have made here. But since there will never be peace when I'm around due to a core group who holds grudges against me and will post against me whenever they have the opportunity, my absence should give this forum peace.

Now that I will be gone, let's see how these nicks like cybername/diyexplorer, surfdude, etc contribute to this forum and how long they will last because I am sure their contributions, be it positive or negative are only here to compete against me. Let them prove me wrong.

Adios my friends
Tee Vee

[ThaiVisitor]

***********,

It is clearly a blatant attempt to advertise your site here by using one of clones to ask a question so that you can tell everyone here to go to your website.

Again, please do take note that any form of advertisemnet is forbidden here. Do not try this kind of trick again.

Hope that Jackson can do something about it.

Put your money where you mouth is. I'm not so low down like you to use a clone. Maybe you should check with Meikato himself before you go round shooting your loud mouth.

What is clear are the grudges and jealousy you hold against me as it witness by many here.

Yes, do hope Jackson can do something about it.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Afternote: By the way, anyone with reasonable IQ should be able to know that Meikata is not my clone after going thru his posts.