Lisbon

[Murilloa]

murilloa’s economic views are so right-wing that if he expounded them to portugal’s conservative president cavaco silva, the well-groomed old monger would grab his che guevara t-shirt and hit the streets singing the ‘internationale’, fist clenched above his head.

just now, the city is disfigured by posters saying, ‘pensions cannot decrease’.

oh, no? if we don’t produce money to pay them, do we just print the stuff? and now the fuckin’ teachers decide to strike. mur has no love for this profession at the best of times but when they extend their long vacations by striking, he eases his rage by wondering cynically if the teenagers of lisbon will give a shit or be able to tell the difference anyway, whether their teachers turn up for ‘work’ or not.

hard-line thatcherism says you practise what you preach. so mur applies the iron rule of balanced budget to his own treasury. first he coughs up tax to the portuguese state, further tax to tony and gordon in downing street, further discounts for a compulsory local pension scheme, which some well-meaning socialist will raid to pay teachers before muri gets it, further payments to an optional private savings plan, which some misbegotten capitalist will steal before muri gets it, further payments on health insurance in case his nose falls off in the poço, further payments in court-awarded footwear salary to ex-madame mur, a.k.a. imelda marcos, further payments to rent his spartan downtown apartment, and then he religiously pays off his credit card in full, to end each month in zero debt.

this generates a feeling of virtue compared to the millions of individuals and dozens of governments whose compulsive indebtedness he knows at first hand thanks to his role as a tiny cog in the invincible machine of global capitalism.

but there’s also some frustration, and as every authoritarian knows, there comes a time when you must take pressure off the humble folks if you want to prevent conflict or even revolution. so, friday mur gets home and his small companion is planning an ‘uprising’.

“mur, they bin talkin’ about sabina in the isg. when do we get to fuck her again?”

“listen, dickhead, i've explained that central government has no funds at this time for social investment - we are in a period of drastic fiscal retrenchment.”

but proletarian belly joins in:

“basta with this tuna salad and apple-juice shit, when do we next see a kilo of steak and a litre of wine?”

with all his lower instincts in revolt, it is time to surrender, and he signs a solemn contract to finance a modest ‘festa popular’.

so saturday am in the poço, but no sooner does he sight sabina, than she hops into a cab. nothing personal, for she hasn’t seen him - no, she’s just had a message from cavaco silva, who understandably prefers outcall. so off drives our diva, like liza minelli taking a limo down broadway, to the ironic applause of her companions. these include tsarina katarina, but muri is not in the mood for her frisky conversation, and although lily is attentively present, and gypsy larissa patrols the street corner, he decides on someone new. accosting a bored-and-distant younger woman, he asks her price - the usual - and then her name.

"alina".

ach so! here’s the girl who raped pedrassi’s phone after neutering his fucklust with a rubber doll pose. it is muri’s duty to tame her: not such a selfish right-wing **** after all, he decides to ‘take one for the team’.

a fine experience ensues. very slow, rock-hard and totally determined, he convinces alina that if she stays inert under him, why, he’ll hang in there all day. so after starting in ‘teacher-on-strike’ mode, she eventually decides to buck and grind as if a fuck were actually in progress rather than a minor operation under local anaesthetic – she even wriggles her neat breasts into view.

afterwards, she demands another €5, which mur at first refuses. watching her making up in the mirror, his reptile heart softens and he offers the battered note as they leave. her pretty, sulky face bursts out in a radiant charming complicit affectionate sisterly smile, and she actually hugs him. this fills mur with a flash of joy, then a pang of guilt, then a feeling of foolish pity and sentimental fondness which lasts all day, even after he has lavishly gratified his other brute instincts with argentinean beef and chilean tinto at the docas. during the siesta, he just wishes alina were there so he could bathe her, dry her, talc her pussy, oil her breasts, massage her back, caress her neck, knead her feet, stroke her hair, whisper in her ear and not fuck her.

seems there’s a bleeding-heart softie in there after all. but on the micro-economic level, fiscal restraint remains the order of the day, so as another sunday dawns, let’s join gandax, piotr, cc, zé, pedrassi and many others in giving pious thanks to the good lord of mongerdom for our funny, quirky economical temporary girlfriends in the poço.

[Pedrassi]

Chupa-Cabras, what a Report!!!

You bet that when that Sindy girl returns to business she will receive a prompt visit from me.

A sincere thanks for the info.

Pedrassi

[Ed Setra]

'Love for sale. Appetising young love for sale
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale'

How the Ella Fitzgerald song comes to mind when window shopping in the Poco.

A brief planned escape from colleagues on a business trip to Lisboa allowed a 2 hour window of opportunity. What to do and where to go?

Having had difficulty in the past with understanding directions from calls to Correio ads I decided on a quickie in the Poco followed by a slowie in a well known establishment on the 8th floor of a building close to Saldanha. I had hoped to try the well reported MK but my hotel was too close for discretion to be assured.
So out of the starting blocks at 13.30, I needed to be back for a meeting at 16.00. Metro to Restauradores and walk through to Poco watching tourists and locals enjoying late lingering lunches.

It must have been a slow day (a Thursday) because there were no candidates on the street on my first stroll past. I was a Poco virgin and despite a rigourous study of the forum and guidance from the photo maps and the detailed descriptions of our literate master, I felt out of place and obvious in my intentions to the locals who were hanging around. Never mind, try again. Second pass, and they seemed to appear from nowhere. Only two admittedly, but game on.

I approached a cute gum-chewer with a pleasant rear view, short and nicely put together in blue painted-on pants and white top. I asked if she spoke English and she asked if I would like to fuck.

'If you want to try my wares, follow me and climb the stairs. Love for sale'

No nonsense, direct. How much? She typed the number 35 into her mobile. OK, more than I had seen here on the forum but I was on a schedule and anyway later it proved to include 5 for the Pensao.

Off we go into the famous hostel and up the rickety stairs. She rang the bell and in we went. Her name was Christina and she was from Bucharest.

The session itself was as anticipated, no more and no less. A wash on the facilities on a raised platform in the corner of the room and straight to the bed. She had a ceasarian scar that looked quite recent above coiffed soft downy dark hair. Her breasts were small but nicely shaped, and her ass was peachy. CBJ and a few positions produced the desired effect, hastened I'm sure by the thrill of the occasion and the illicit feel of the location. I didn't feel rushed or processed at any time though, and it was an experience that I would recommend to any participant in our chosen leisure activity.

Afterwards, as I left the building I scanned the area and I noticed a few men in various locations observing the pensao entrance. Fellow mongers awaiting their opportunity or just nosy observers? Who knows. As I walked away I wondered if the famous Mur was in the vicinity awaiting one of his favourites.

Onward to Campo Pequeno by Metro and I walk down the street to the next establishment at number 45. A busy thoroughfare with a lot of passersby. In the door, no security man at the desk, and up to the desired floor. Ring the bell and I'm shown into a plush lounge where 8 girls were presented one-by one. All were presentable and appeared friendly in that short moment that they have to make their impression. Names were given, Bom Dia and a peck on the cheek. I couldn't remember the names when I was asked to choose, but one stood out for me and I described her.

I chose a tall girl, dusky skinned and mid 20s. She was in my mind a dead ringer for the current lingerie model seen in Marks and Spencer ads, but better endowed (natural). She spoke English and was bright, bubbly and friendly.

Shower in the room and relieved of 100 for an hour of entertainment. This was much more of a slow and deliberate session than the Poco offered and I left on-schedule a satisfied customer. While I waited for the lift another punter left the establishment and seemed embarrassed to find me still there. He averted his gaze and didn't share the lift down when it finally arrived. Funny, I didn't feel at all exposed in this professional setting whereas in the Poco earlier it was a different matter entirely.

The efficient Lisbon metro allowed me a few minutes of self-composure back at base before my next meeting. Lisbon, although not a recognised hobby-tourism locale, appears to this amateur to be full of opportunity to those who do some research and are willing to be adventurous.

Many thanks to those who contribute their reports to this forum.

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[Chupa Cabras]

Sindy is a 25 y. O. A sweet brasilian brunette, about 165 cm, nice round boobs, lovelly Made in Brazil ass, with those genuine sun tan markings, face so-so, a little extra weight, not a beauty queen but lets say quite sexy and hornish, and with a "fuck me " sign in her eyes. And a very competent professional that makes you feel that your hard earned money was very well spent.

Seen her had in see. M. A few weeks ago and curious phoned and asked her for the menu:

25 Euros Oral; 30 Euros suck and fuck; and 40 Euros for the 3 courses.

Was a little tired and the The BJ option seemed quite interesting.

Asked if the blowjob could be BBBJ, she said yes, no problem. Thats when I decided to push the string a little further: The no to this one is always granted so having nothing to loose asking and I did: Can I come in your mouth? Yes she replied. Howw.

So I headed to her place, an apartment in the center of Parede in front of the Robialac paint shop, as fast as I could.

She opened the door dressing a yellow top and a jeans mini skirt, kissed and shown me the way to the room. Then picked her 25 Euros and went to the bathroom while I was taking my cloth off.

Returned with a warm smile in her lips calling me "Safado" and asked if I wanted her pussy or ass also. I said I was quite tired that day but I would return for some more if I enjoyed. Then she asked if I wanted her to strip for the BJ I said she was ok like that, no need.

So then she laid on the bed in top of me and sarted to suck giving a very competent blow. Meanwhile I pulled her boobs out of the top, and satrted apying with them, caressed her kniples, moved my hands further down feeling her round ass and wet pussy, (she was not wearing nay lingerie or underwear). That made me feel hornier and for a moment tought about ordering her to get a condom and fuck her in every hole, but the BBBJ was feeling so nice like that. And I didn't.

Finally stood up standing in bed on my knees with her in front of me sucking and warned her I would fill her mouth very soon. She continued sucking and I shoot my load. She continued sucking while I was coming like a maniac and looking up at me at the same time. Then slowly pushed away, picked a napkin and cleaned her mouth. Smiled at me and called me "Safado" again.

Phoned her back later last week to book a complete session with 3 course and CIM but she was moving her stuff to another place and is only placing her add next somewhere in the midle of the next week. I will surelly return then.

The add in see. M. Was this one:

PAREDE. Brasileira Sindy. Sexy. 25a. Morenaça. Bronzeadinha. Desinibida. Tm/968903784. Tm/969999192

So very sad I headed for the Poço. Where I met Lili

P.S. -This one is for you Pedrassi, now you know where one of this CIM girls that you are tempted to visit is.

P.S. 2 - Its been 2 weeks and my dick is still in the same place. Go ahed dude and be happy.

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[Chupa Cabras]

Pedrassi i went to the Poço on the afternoon of the 5th of October(bank holiday) lets say 4 o´clock , there were about 8/9 girls there and yes there was a blong girl among all the "morenas".They line up on both sides of the sidewalk, in front of the hostel.Next time you go there take Lili upstairs, for what i´ve seen she´s the actual nº 1 there.

Piotr i did like her face. That long black hair, those hipnotic green eyes, and that great body she has.

[Chupa Cabras]

I think I will take Lili upstairs again and again and pray that fucking hostel doesn't come down in pieces meanwhile. After that we talk about your Sabina. I've seen her there: Nice legs, beautifull face but she seems to have that "Do not disturb" atittude, if you know what I mean.

[Murilloa]

Yes, CC, great report on a great chica, and you give a real flavour of the Poço.
Now, do you have what it takes to tame Sabina?

[Piotr]

Chupa Cabras

To commemorate the holiday in Poço, you chose perhaps the best performer… face and feet not so nice, but everything in between is outstanding, plus a positive attitude seldom found in SWs. She has 2 photos here in the photo gallery.

Congratulations for your report. You gambled and won the Poço lottery!

[Pedrassi]

Fuck man, you were way better treated than I was.

I was treated literally like a dawg.

And you even managed to kiss. Good stuff.

I have but one question. Every time I've headed down that place I've never found more than 3, 4 Romanians plus the usual grannies and I have most certainly never seen a blond SW girl there.

Would you be so kind as to roughly inform when you went (day of the week) and at what time?

[Chupa Cabras]

Went to the infamous Poço.

Parked my car in Praça da Figueira underground, and remembering Muris google earth map took the first road in my right side, 2 minutes later there I was in the heart famous Poço do Borratem AKA little Romania.

The place itself between Martim Moniz and Praça da Figueira squares as a very peculiar decaying charme. Very old houses, some of them almost falling apart, graffiti on the walls, junkies passing by heading to Intendent, some weirdoes just standing there lookin nowhere, tourists going to and from the castle, Chinese, Indis and Pakis, negroes, etc. You can see a bit of everything there…And of course what I was looking for, the purpose of my trip. The famous Romanian SW.

That day there were about 8 or 9 SW lining up on both sides of the street, and at least 4 or 5 of them very pretty. Surprised to find such beautiful girls in the streets.
There I was passing by incognito in the middle of the crowd and suddenly one of them took a step forward approaching me offering her services. Damn. I thought I looked pretty respectable, my girl friends even say i´m the shy quiet kind of guy but somehow this girls by telepathic power found the purpose of my visit to that place. LOL

In perfect Portuguese one of them a blond girl said: “Ola, vamos foder?” “25 Euros”. I smiled and declined, she was just not my type of girl. 4 or 5 steeps ahead them approached this very young stunning green eyed brunette, about 170 cm, long beautiful black hair, big perfect boobs, delicious red lips, all packed in a delicious whorish packet, with a subliminal “fuck me” red light neon hanging over her head.
Her name was Lilly and said she was from Romania, smiled and invited me in perfect Portuguese almost with no accent to fuck her in the hostel across the road. I smiled accepted and followed her. My dick was already leading the rest of my body at this moment.

She rang the hostel bell, said it was Lilly to the voice on the other side and the door opened. I stepped inside the infamous “Pensão das Romenas”.

The place itself is indescribable. Next time Tarantino or Gaspar Noé need a good décor to shoot their next gore/horror movie this is the perfect place. Fuck. I’ve been to all kind of crap places but this one beats the shit out of them. The miserable “Residencial Lisbonense” in Lisbon center, in Saldanha, where many “Portal Privado” Brazilian babes work looks like a five star luxury hotel next to the “Pensão das Romenas”. All very old, dirty and decaying. I was then in the core of the underworld of sex business and I was enjoying every bit of it.

I thinking about this as I was climbing those stairs to the 4th floor of that dirty decaying hostel forgotten even by the devil itself and watching Lillys lovely round bum shaking in from of my face.

Finally got there and went to the room. The last in the corridor with the window facing the streets. Lilly went to the bathroom, if you can call that a bathroom .She washed her pussy and climbed to bed, where I was already waiting for her naked.
She’s got a superb body and the most beautiful eyes i´ve seen. This girl could be working anywhere she wanted and charging 4 or 5 times more than she is actually. Globalization at its best.

Kissed in mouth, started a very nice CBJ, them fucked her in Mommy-Daddy, some more sucking and told her I would like to fuck her doggy style. Finished there.
Laid in bed for a bit with her and was never rushed at any time. Was mentally ready before I decided heading for the Poço that it would be some kind of fast “Amsterdam style fuck” but that was not the case. Lilly behaved like a girlfriend.

The Poço is not only about the girls, it’s much more than that.

It’s a trip to the very core of a certain little world or lets say an Underworld unknown or at least avoided by most.“From Dusk Till Dawn” kind of stuff if you know what I’m talking about. There’s an element of danger hanging over the all thing that makes things excitingly different.

So it’s like that, either you love this kind of shit or either you hate it. There’s no mid term here.

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[Piotr]

Ze Duron,

Sabina is in fact a very pretty SW, as we all can see in the photo section thanks to Murilloa. I took her upstairs twice, you may read the post #756. Murilloa has a vast experience with this girl as he reported on several occasions. Being this matter fairly personal, I would say that if you can deal with her p€rsonality, she may give you a nice time, otherwise …

A few days ago I walked along that street – sightseeing purposes only! - and when she noticed me, came to me, grabbed my hand very tenderly saying ‘came and fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me ’. I don’t know how I could say no, she is physically my type of girl, but I remembered that in bed I was unable to connect to her. Murilloa did, and maybe you…
BTW, I noticed quite a few changes among them.

Enjoy her and report!

[Chupa Cabras]

Hello guys,

Just visited Paulinha from www.zonaquente.net in the weekend.

Paulinha is a 21 y.o. smiling and friendly brunette from Goias Brasil, nice legs, lovely round Made in Brazil typical kind of bum, working in Paço de Arcos next door to Rebeka from apartadox, already reported here before.

The price to be with her ranges from just 25 Euros for straight sex to 30 Euros with anal included, and that makes Paulinha a ferocious competitor to the girls in Poço who wont give their ass away, at least by this price. A nice price fuck lets say…

I booked with her in a Saturday afternoon and half an hour later I was in her building pushing the 8th floor buttom in the elevator.

She opened the door herself in lingerie, and took me to her room.

Was able to see another nice looking young brunette in the living room using the computer. Asked Paulinha if she would join us also, she replied that was her sister and she´s not making “Programa”. What a shame I thought to myself.

Paulinha stripped and started with a very competent CBJ, fucked her in several positions and finally asked her to lay down in doggy style and begged for her forbidden hole. The view was magnificent, I don’t know whats the secret but even the ugliest brasilians, and its not the case she looks ok, have this perfect round bums, that beat their European counterparts by 10-0, must be genetic. She grabbed the KY lub passed some in her hole and took it all the away in slowly in the beginning and them quite hard in end. Could see her hands grabbing the sheets while taking it, she screamed a bit and looked excited. Came in her ass. She must be one of those girls who likes it up her ass or at least didn’t seem upset at all. And that’s good.

In the end layed down in bed for a bit trying to catch my breath, talking to her for quite a while, she seemed interested where I had seen her add, I told her zonaquente. She showed me her photo album and asked which other sites I used to see, portalprivado and apartadox. She said those girls charge to much for a fuck, she does nice price for nice fuck.

And its true.I´ll return and recommend.

Next stop the Poço.

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[Zé Duron]

Hi Mur and all other gentlemen in this brilliant forum

Altough I have been more absent lately, I still do a lot of reading and will certainly come back to this forum more frequently.

I have strolled tru the streets and noticed some nice looking girls at the Boratém. One of the girls was Sabine. She is firm in business and knows how to push and smile on the same time. She asked for 25 € for a blow and fuck upstairs. I declined, wasn´t in the right timing.

She looks really good, not more than 23 years old, a bit to young for me, but looks really good with a tight body showing off her jeans and top.

Is she worth 50 for a brother game?

[Pedrassi]

Having decided to try a new place completely randomly, off I went in Lisbon calling random numbers from the CM, searching for something that I particularly liked.
Eventually my choice settled on this brothel in Saldanha. The receptionist had been nice on the phone, saying that there were 5 girls available, 2 of them blonde, and that they'd give full service for 50 euros half an hour.

The place was not difficult to find, although the building looked a bit creepy and lacklustre (this is common for these kind of establishments though, I've noticed).
I climbed up the stairs, and upon reaching the desired floor, encountered a frail old lady staring fixedly at me from her open door, directly opposite from my destination. I continued in my path and ignored her. Eventually, she closed her door and I was left in the stairway alone again, wondering if I was in the right place.
I ring what I presumed was the brothel's bell and a black crooked-eyed woman opens the door slightly, asking me what I wanted. I tell her I'd come for a "consulta" to which she stares at me blankly. She once again repeats the question and again I give the same answer. Half a minute of utter awkward silence. She finally opens the door completely to let me in and then asks me: "you came for the convivio right?". Amazed at the woman's deductive skills I reply affirmatively and am escorted to a bedroom nearby. She tells me that she's the only one available, that all the other girls are either busy or doing outcalls.

I tell her politely that in that case I have no desire to stay. She goes off to call the Madame, who informs me that I could wait for a while until some of the other girls are released from their duties. I remain disinclined to do so until a girl shows up from one of the bedrooms, looks at me with a smiling face and tells me that in 10 minutes or so we could be together. Given the new circumstances, I decide to wait in that spare bedroom. And I wait. And wait. And wait. 20 minutes pass until she finally returns.

Upon closer inspection, she is not as pretty as I had initially made her out to be. Genuine disappointment and regret encroach me. But given the wasted time, I decide to give her a chance. We go to the bedroom, where she asks me to "clean" myself. I thought she meant just washing with water. But no, she insists on using a special disinfectant. After reluctantly conceding, I ask her about DFK. She tells me grudgingly that she doesn't consider it safe nor hygienic, but that she'd do it for me.
The show finally starts. She lets me undress her, further disappointment ensues: her clothing had conveniently hidden her slight chubbiness and tarnished tummy skin. But no going back now. Also interesting to note was that an unpleasant smell of BO seemed to linger; despite her taking a shower it's never a good thing to be with a working girl right after she's just attended another client.

Anyway, we move into some rodeo girl and later on into some missionary. I try to kiss her but she seems unconfortable with it. After some more daring moves she threatens half-playingly to "bite me". She starts nagging me about herpes, STDs etc again. I tell her the story of a girl I know with herpes whose only precaution with her boyfriend is not to kiss when it's active. She tells me that only happens because they "love themselves". Such pertinence. I begin to get slightly bored and inform her that I want to try her ass. She concedes, it actually starts as quite a positive experience, tight, lots of friction, I soon come and crash onto her back to recover from the orgasmic spasm my brain has just received.

When I finally remove myself from the insides of her body I notice something coloured on the condom. My original guess had been blood, but closer inspection (using both the visual and olfactive senses...) reveals the stuff to be fecal matter a.ka. shit. I am completely astounded and do not say a thing. The girl turns around, looks at my face and shrugs it off "ah don't worry, this sometimes happens because I use lubrificant". Yeah, why should I worry if I have shit on one of my most sensitive and vulnerable body parts? She asks me to take the condom off, which I found a bit crass. I wash myself again with the disinfectant, this time without complaint. She takes a shower, and then drinks from a small container containing what she said was oral disinfectant. I decline her offer to take it myself.

I decide at this stage, given her apparent paranoia of STDs, to ask her on her opinion of BBBJ. She tells me that clients (or was it men in general, can't recall) don't really give their health much consideration, and that they don't have much self-esteem for themselves. She also adds that the only prostitutes willing to offer such a loathsome service would be either "illegal brazilian immigrants" or "drug-addicts". What wonderful working girl solidarity.

I decide I've had enough for one day, tell her that I shall be returning to my "illegal brazilian immigrants and drug-addicts", wish her a G'day and get out.

No more anal for me, after this disgusting experience.

[Murilloa]

Not long ago, Mur said that he was no soccer referee.

After reading the following, he is sorry about that - for those who read Portuguese, an instructive story.

The beautiful game, indeed. Pity that Muri is too old to play, and too broke to fuck.

http://www.correiomanha.pt/noticia.a...dCanal=181&p=0