Kyiv

[Armorer]

Well I am back in kiev afte a long time away. How things have changed. It is little more expencive then i remeber. Still I have not had much chance to get out. I plan to get out some then next few days. Should prove fun. Some of the places I used to go are no longer there. Suprise there. Any good recomendations. Ideas. Sorry I did not do my home work before I left to come back. Just no time.

[Sevastopol1]

Tapstar,

I have just sent you private message on what you can get in Sevastopol for your 70uah entry fee in Kiev, maybe you need to subscribe to this site to find out what is available here?

Regards Sevastopol1

Just come back from Kiev and I thought I would share my experiences with you all, I was only there for 2 nights wish I stayed for more.
Went to a strip club, Miatniy Nosorog Strip bar, Chervonoarmiys’ka 111/113, web-site www.nosorog.com.ua. It cost 70Hr to get in. The atmosphere was very relaxed, with no pressure from the girls for a private dance, buying drinks. Large beers cost 20Hr.

There is a stage where the girls take turns to do a bit of pole dancing. Private dances cost 300Hr, but they have a special promotion of 150Hr, when they come out on a parade, which is about after every 6-7 dances on stage. The private dance are quite good with touching allowed, how far you can go depends on the girl, but no sex is offered. Some girls do offer other services out of hours if you ask. In all the club is good if you like to chill out and watch good looking nude women and drinking a few beers.

On a Tuesday night went to Club 112, The club was busy, but there was mostly pro’s working inside, got talking to Kristina, and ended up spending the night and the following day with her, not the best looking but was friendly and showed me the city during the day. She said she was not a pro and did not ask for money but was quite happy in spending mine on drinks and food, I did not mind as I was getting wot I wanted, maybe one of you know her and tell me wot she is all about.

Tried to get into Shooters and got turned away, do other people have this problem?
I will be going back to kiev to explore the city more later this year and will report back.

Where is the best place to pick up non-pro’s in kiev.

A good street map guide is http://map.meta.ua/?map=kiev&l=ru and goes down to building number.

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[Tapstar]

Just come back from Kiev and I thought I would share my experiences with you all, I was only there for 2 nights wish I stayed for more.

Went to a strip club, Miatniy Nosorog Strip bar, Chervonoarmiys’ka 111/113, web-site www.nosorog.com.ua. It cost 70Hr to get in. The atmosphere was very relaxed, with no pressure from the girls for a private dance, buying drinks. Large beers cost 20Hr.

There is a stage where the girls take turns to do a bit of pole dancing. Private dances cost 300Hr, but they have a special promotion of 150Hr, when they come out on a parade, which is about after every 6-7 dances on stage. The private dance are quite good with touching allowed, how far you can go depends on the girl, but no sex is offered. Some girls do offer other services out of hours if you ask. In all the club is good if you like to chill out and watch good looking nude women and drinking a few beers.

On a Tuesday night went to Club 112, The club was busy, but there was mostly pro’s working inside, got talking to Kristina, and ended up spending the night and the following day with her, not the best looking but was friendly and showed me the city during the day. She said she was not a pro and did not ask for money but was quite happy in spending mine on drinks and food, I did not mind as I was getting wot I wanted, maybe one of you know her and tell me wot she is all about.

Tried to get into Shooters and got turned away, do other people have this problem?
I will be going back to kiev to explore the city more later this year and will report back.

Where is the best place to pick up non-pro’s in kiev.

A good street map guide is http://map.meta.ua/?map=kiev&l=ru and goes down to building number.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Brandon88]

My jaw dropped after reading that report. Then I saw the comments from our regulars. Glad to see my first thoughts were not off the mark.

[Cruiser D]

Hey Jackson, I hope you got paid for that advertisement from GIA masquerading as a legit report.

You guys do know some apartment and escort agencies monitor and post on this board.

[Goldfinger]

Warsaw is looking very good value when compared to Kiev.

[Doctor_Skank]

RB brothers,
Guys, this was terrific fun. I'm completely smitten with Kiev and those thin, exotic, Russian and Ukraine girls. And best of all, an entire nighttime of erotic adventures cost in the neighborhood of ~$350 US (prices vary with the girls).

At $350/session I'd feel like I'd been fucked in the wrong way. Don't know if I'll ever reach the stage when I think paying $350 for sex is ok. In Kiev it's laughable and disturbing.

[Fido Dido]

Yana - second night . . . . Lovely perky nipples, shaved, amazing kisser, multiple pops (seemed to prefer standard mish, got quite vocal that way), magnificent BBBJTCWS, massages and more . . . Toto we're clearly not in Kansas anymore . . . And best of all, an entire nighttime of erotic adventures cost in the neighborhood of ~$350 US . . .

Yep, I have to agree Yana is really great. However, the same beauty and even more passion I did get on my last trip to Cuba. See attached pictures. Girl in blue: country girl. Very relaxed, willing and natural. Damage: $25. Girl in orange: what a technique. Incredible. Damage $30.

According to your report I saved myself in two days $650 by going to Cuba instead of the Ukrain.

I must say I am glad US guys are not allowed to go to Cuba. Keeps prices low. Thank you for the embargo. Send my regards to Yana. She really is a nice girl. But GIA is a bit too expensive to my taste. Cheers.

[Anna Belenko]

RB brothers,

Had a wonderful time in Kiev a couple of weeks ago, wanted to update you round-the-world RB adventurers.

The opportunities for lovely young female delights abound in Kiev, and every night was spent happily in the arms of an amazing blond (my preference) Slavic lass. The hotel bar at the President Hotel offered instant opportunities, with a couple of regulars working each night at the tables. My route was via other opportunities...

I chose to make some advance reservations via Gia (http://www.gia.com.ua) before leaving the states, whom I found extremely friendly, helpful and "spot on" with my preferences. Diana was my Engligh-speaking phone and email hostess and was able to help guide me through the menu-o-delights. After dreaming away I ended up with:

Irina - first night. A lovely young sprite, soft skin, a bit heavier than her site photos (having a baby boy might just do that!) but absolutely delicious nonetheless. She looks great, terrific breasts and loves having them sucked; great BBBJ, good kisser, enjoyed numerous sex positions throughout the evening. Full 12 hrs together, multiples, sleeping/cuddling together and more. Weakness - basic English skills limited but who needed that, 'eh? Rating: 8 out of a 10.

[ Note - I had planned on repeating with Irina but read on...]

Mila was my next plan, but when calling I was informed that she was not available. OK, whom then did Diana recommend as a solid replacement? She thus recommended, and I thus THOROUGLY enjoyed:

Yana - second night. WOW, now here's a 10 on my tote board. Her pictures are accurate, she's a lovely 19 yr. old spinner with all the right skills (in bed and out). Actually I now think of Yana as more of a true courtesan, a Ukrainian geisha with even greater potential... as she stimulated me in so many ways. Her command of English is exceptional; she's offers very engaging conversation, a student planning to be a lawyer someday. She's a bright, witty, articulate and very passionate young woman on her way up. Oh and did I mention, she's terrific in bed? Lovely perky nipples, shaved, amazing kisser, multiple pops (seemed to prefer standard mish, got quite vocal that way), magnificent BBBJTCWS, massages and more. She make you the absolute center of her attention, great smiles and just everything a growing boy could want. Wow, Toto we're clearly not in Kansas anymore...

Third night - a second outing with Yana. Different in that we had a really nice evening together: dining at a very cute local Russian restaurant (she looked absolutely yummy in a sleek black, shoulderless short dress), a stroll through town and then off for more bedroom gymnastics. Another gold medal performance.

Guys, this was terrific fun. I'm completely smitten with Kiev and those thin, exotic, Russian and Ukraine girls. And best of all, an entire nighttime of erotic adventures cost in the neighborhood of ~$350 US (prices vary with the girls). Anyway you look at it, it beats the hell out of the one-hour rush jobs over here... hell, grab a cheap flight over and hotel, spend a week and you'll be ridden hard and put away wet, every time.

Fun indeed.

KJ

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[Bez Bezarra]

The best strategy for Kiev is good girls during the day and bad girls at night.

All readers must recognize these very significant words by Dr. Crooze.

Oh yes, this is just such a basic mongering premise, and for not only Kyyiv, but all of the slavic lands.

It only gets tricky when some sluts start ringing your mobile too early
When your good girl excuses herself to the ladies room, you are scrambling
to see which sluts that have called or sent sms.....and you have to make a
quick decision whether or not to make an excuse to end your date.

Just make sure you have switched your mobile to vibrate before your
good girl date begins, or she will be giving you strange suspicious
looks when the evening sluts start ringing you, and you have to try
to explain with a serious face why are all these bad slutty tramps
ringing you when you are such a nice respectable gentleman.

[Brandon88]

Wolf, don't feel so bad. I was in Bangkok around 3 times before I even heard of Nana Plaza. Now that's pathetic. lol!

I should have given you a call Cruiser. I thought I would spend a few days trying to figure the place out myself first. In that time I just got so frustrated I decided just to go back home. I can run around Riga and Poland like a pro and thought that I could do the same in Kiev, but I was wrong. You really need to know what’s going on there to get the most out of the place. I would not say I had a bad experience, just with amount of money I was spending I could have gotten the same services in Köln or Düsseldorf, or even Las Vegas for that matter. I had just gotten off with a bad start and decided to cut my losses.

Just seems like you need so much insider information to get along there. You can’t just get of the plane and jump into the action. You really need to know what’s going on there.

The trip was not a total loss though; I had a couple dates with a “good girl” Ukrainian business woman I met online. She showed some tourists sites, and I got some kissing. If I would have a had more time with her, I would have gotten more, but she went to see her family on Friday outside of Kiev for the holidays. She travels to Berlin and Amsterdam often so we are going to hook up again.

[Wolf3566]

Kiev's idea of being tourist friendly is trying to figure out the best way they can screw people out of money without providing any service. I don't think most people consider navigating a minefield fun for some easy (or not so easy) poon.

Cruiser,

You are the man! I could have said this better myself! I have not given up on Kiev; I just need to work more contacts before I go next time. Seems like once you've got the place figured out, it’s great. I might try again this summer. Think I might have to make a Riga run before then

[Sirdick]

Great Report Wolf! I was planning to visit Kiev this year but after your report, I think I will head out to Asia instead. Same thing happened to me in Moscow and really did not care for the whole visit so I thought Kiev would be a little different. I think times are changing in Kiev as well. Did see Gia'swebsite and saw the pictures of Dasha. She's Hot!

Thanks again!

[Cruiser D]

109...when are you coming to Kiev?

I need an old pro to work the strip clubs in Kiev with after a hard day of dating.

Wolf - The best strategy for Kiev is good girls during the day and bad girls at night.

Dr S, I do well in Kiev and I came here cold. Not to sound too arrogant but it is not something I suggest most people do. Kiev's idea of being tourist friendly is trying to figure out the best way they can screw people out of money without providing any service. I don't think most people consider navigating a minefield fun for some easy (or not so easy) poon.

I went to RP a few nights ago - the ratio was 60% men 40% women. It's old and worn, hopefully Moda Bar will break free of its mooring and smash into it.

This is of course all IMHO. But all I am hearing from first timers in Kiev is negative.

[Wolf3566]

Wolf: Thanks for your candid report. Sorry you didn't enjoy Kiev. I honestly don't think it's as difficult as you say, but perhaps I have lost the newbie perspective. In any case, your report definitely helps balance our impression of Kiev.

Doctor_Skank,

I totally agree with what you’ve said, I did manage to get out too see some sights in the day and had a couple walks at night. You have to love a place where they sell Soviet aircraft and tank parts as tourist souvenirs. It was amazing to see that all the old Soviet statues and hammers and sickles were still up everywhere. One problem I did have was the tourist maps were in Latin, but the street signs were all in Cyrillic.

Should I have given it a few more days there, yeah probably, but I don’t regret going back early. I was going to stay 9 days and just stayed 4. There was just something about the place; I just didn’t have the patience with it I should have. Did meet one nice girl there I will see again, so the trip was not a total loss.

I met a Brit and a Frenchmen at the airport on the way back who had similar experiences as me in Kiev, but they knew even less about the town then I did. What I learned from ISG helped allot. If Kiev could get its sex and nightlife industry easier to navigate, the town would be allot better. At the same time though more tourists might make things worse. I think it’s also possible the pussy prices could go down, if the place went more mainstream. I could be wrong though.

It’s funny to think that the EE sex industry has raised their prices so much that short time German and Dutch prices are actually cheaper. The best thing I like about EE is the escort in call in an apartment. Here EE is still the king.

The apartment refund was a miracle, I would suggest Kiev Grata apartments to everyone