2007 Pattaya Reports

[Ploughman]

I have to say in my opinion the most annoying thing I found on my last trip was the ugly russian women everywhere in pattaya. As far the ones dancing in the window above walking street, what a turn off ! Not good looking, totally unsexy and not in great shape. I just don't get it, my thai girl was laughing at them she said every guy says the thing about them. Plenty of Russian moo-cows wandering around as well, at least if you steer clear of walking steet you can generally avoid them. The russians girls who were somewhat decent looking had bodies that couldn't hold a candle to the Thai girls.

I haven't ponied up the dough myself, but am willing to venture a look just for variety's sake. The old show they had at the Las Vegas place was tame on "showing" but interesting, and I'll never forget how one sequence ended with the Russian girls standing at attention, then sombre-ly pulling their string bikini tops aside to reveal their boobs without the slightest change infacial expression. Thais never could have done it that way. The rap on Russians is there's a certain depression built into the national psyche, possibly a byproduct of seasonal affective disorder.

The Las Vegas setup could pack in the (mostly Chinese/Taiwanese/other Asian) tour buses, whereas the Galaxy, IMO, overplays the hand with the expensive lady drinks. It's funny to watch when some dancers in the outside dance space get irritated when people take pictures, even though the dancers aren't nude and it isn't Amsterdam.

Generally, sanuk is not an inherently Russian thing. But it's hard to argue with variety, even if it's mostly for looking and not for buying.

[Billy Ibrox]

The Russian babe was a hooker, well known to the go go gal I am butt fucking. Was fond of the discos. Bye bye trash.

As regards the wasted Kraut in the Fight Club: the cops here stiff a lot of shit. All those guys who jump off buildings or put plastic bags on their heads: they get helped by the Old Bill. Bye bye trash.

The taxis drivers on 2nd Road near Soi 9 have lot of dogs as pets. And yes, they rent them out.

Current bar rates: fines: 200-300 baht. Plus 300 for a quick fuck of one of the bar's dogs. The 4 legged ones are cheaper.

The camel jockeys pay top dollar and the Rossikie hung around there. Good hip hop music.

I did sme training up at Big Buddha with the heavies. Most of them are cops. All are serious pieces.

It is good living with the hookers. Anyone who has anything to do with them is a fool. They all have sleazy Thai boyfriends. Some pay 1 million baht for the babe and half a million for him. If you do bring one back home, chain her to the bed and share with your friends. Do NOT settle in rural Thailand. I met a Swiss guy, built his Soi 8 **** a bungalow, was made sleep outside. He got malaria. Remember these savages exist for one thing.

The weather is getting hot. It is hard to know who are uglier, the women, the punters or the 2nd Road dogs.

[Petemcc]

Here's the story including a pic of the bodies from the Pattaya Daily News.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/index.php

I was about to post on this. I read about it a few days ago ( forgive me-on night shifts so it may have been only Fri night) on other chat boards. There are all sorts of theories. Russians are apparently more and more evident in Pattaya. Some say the killings are just a dispute with local Thais over deck chairs, some say it's the Russian mafia. I don't know. The Ruskies are getting a shit load of bad press on other chat boards about Patts, about being arseholes etc. I must say that I have never actually ever met a Russian person, so I cannot comment at all.
Obviously 2 white women being shot dead in Patts is a concern, and even if it's just internal Russian stuff, it's still a concern, so does anyone have any inside info about what it could really be?

[Old Thai Hand]

Bangkok Post had an article about 2 Pycckii dvev's (Russian ladies 25 and 30) snuffed (shot in head) in beach chairs at Jomtien at about 5am (local). Speculation is that they ran afoul of the local "pimperage" - the search for the gunman continues

Here's the story including a pic of the bodies from the Pattaya Daily News.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/index.php

[Giotto]

Has anyone here found any action on the island of Koh Samet? As it is pretty close to Pattaya I'm asking the question here.

Any tips would be appreciated and followed by a report by myself. Thank you.

Fun Times 69,

I found basically no action! I wrote a report (Other Areas) last year.

There are some girls in the bars / discos on the island, but it is not really worth to talk about that. You better bring somebody to the island.


Giotto

[Fun Times69]

Has anyone here found any action on the island of Koh Samet? As it is pretty close to Pattaya I'm asking the question here.

Any tips would be appreciated and followed by a report by myself. Thank you.

[J Ride]

Bangkok Post had an article about 2 Pycckii dvev's (Russian ladies 25 and 30) snuffed (shot in head) in beach chairs at Jomtien at about 5am (local). Speculation is that they ran afoul of the local "pimperage" - the search for the gunman continues

That's no good... Sometimes I forget how much the Thai, Russian and other forms of organized crime have their hands in our favorite hobby. Buyer beware.

[Dinghy]

Bangkok Post had an article about 2 Pycckii dvev's (Russian ladies 25 and 30) snuffed (shot in head) in beach chairs at Jomtien at about 5am (local). Speculation is that they ran afoul of the local "pimperage" - the search for the gunman continues

[J Ride]

Hmm, beach road... That's another opportunity I've never taken advantage of. Okay, while I have it in mind their is a super sexy spinner named Jew who works at Cherry Bar on Second Road across from Big C. I chatted it up the couple times when I saw her working on my last couple trips, but never had the chance to bang her because I was with my regular TG everytime.

She is a super sweet looking piece of ass and I plan to degrade it when I get back in April. For a pretty out-of-the-way spot, Cherry bar has a lot to offer. I've banged two or three chickens from there with pretty much no complaints. It's a good place to while away the hours if you guys haven't checked it out already.

J Ride

[Opebo]

I once knew a Thai Beach Road girl that claimed she would act as a beard for Russian girls working Jomtienne beach. She claimed she was paid 500/day to hang out with them so it didn't look like they were hooking. Didn't make any sense to me, and I never went to check it out because - why go to Jomtienne?

Can anyone on the ground in Pattaya post an update about the Beach Road? I plan to visit in 2 or 3 weeks and am filled with hope and dread.

[J Ride]

I definately don't want to waste my money and mojo on some out of shape cow, but I think variety is good. I've never been in Galaxy and it would be great to hear from anyone who's landed a bird from there. Believe me, I have no complaints about sticking to Thai spinners, but I'm always looking for ways to keep things interesting.

[Babaluba]

I have to say in my opinion the most annoying thing I found on my last trip was the ugly russian women everywhere in pattaya. As far the ones dancing in the window above walking street, what a turn off ! Not good looking, totally unsexy and not in great shape. I just don't get it, my thai girl was laughing at them she said every guy says the thing about them. Plenty of Russian moo-cows wandering around as well, at least if you steer clear of walking steet you can generally avoid them. The russians girls who were somewhat decent looking had bodies that couldn't hold a candle to the Thai girls.

I agree there are many ugly ones out there, but so are other ugly farang ladies there. It must be noted that only few of them are for sale. There are many Russian families living these days around pattaya and there are tons of holidaymakers (by cheap charters from Russia directly to U-Tapao airport in Pattaya). Those are most of the time seen on the streets and not the best representation of their species as we would say about many holiday makers from other countries as well.

On the other hand if you go inside that establishment you mentioned on walking street there are some very nice shaped ladies inside, at least when I was there about a month ago. So I guess there are some nice ones around if one likes them. To mix all in one doesnt do them justice I believe.

Tastes are different and everyone needs to explore it himself.

[Bumholes1]

Russians:

quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz00

Go and hang outside the V.C. Hotel if you are looking for Russian ladies.

OR Jomtien Beach!

[Babaluba]

Buzz,

have you ever tried one there? Just curious abut their performance.

B.

[Madraz]

J Ride

Do yourself a favour, unless you have reams of cash that you have nothing better to do with : stay away. Go and hang outside the V.C. Hotel if you are looking for Russian ladies.

I have to say in my opinion the most annoying thing I found on my last trip was the ugly russian women everywhere in pattaya. As far the ones dancing in the window above walking street, what a turn off ! Not good looking, totally unsexy and not in great shape. I just don't get it, my thai girl was laughing at them she said every guy says the thing about them. Plenty of Russian moo-cows wandering around as well, at least if you steer clear of walking steet you can generally avoid them. The russians girls who were somewhat decent looking had bodies that couldn't hold a candle to the Thai girls.