FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Jackyo]

.. Dogger862!

The nice level of detail makes me feel like I'm participating in the activity.

[Dogger862]

Visit Artemis 25.04.07, 14.30-00.00

With a few days on business in Berlin I decided to give Artemis a look. For some background, I have been with about 35-40 working girls, primarily in Dubai, Turkey and Thailand. I was in Berlin for a night in February and enjoyed the company of Miranda at Kamilla La Dee. This time though, I had more time & cash, so it was off to Artemis.

I won’t go into the details at the beginning, suffice to say it was easy to get to off public transportation and easy to find. If I was one of the guys in the tyre place out front, I wouldn’t be able to concentrate knowing what was going on inside the building next door.

After paying my €70 I received a white robe (not the yellow I was expecting). Changed, showered and it was off to see what this place was all about.

Walked in to the upstairs bar (I’ll refer to this area as the bar and the downstairs area as the wellness). About a dozen women sitting around, as well four were sitting playing on the card machines at the entrance to the bar and half a dozen men.

I walked around and checked out all the areas I had read about, and went downstairs. Another six women laying on the lounges at the bottom of these stairs – I was to discover that there is a small group who hang out on these lounges with only the occasional walk around the bar area. If you like one of them, best to approach them in their favoured location.

Wellness area was also quiet, a few men reading or sleeping on the sun lounges and three or four women around the bar. Satisfied I had scoped out the area, it was back to the bar.

I ordered a drink and checked out the ladies on offer. Wednesday was Dessous day, so the ladies were dressed in lingerie – although some lingerie didn’t leave a lot to the imagination. It was quite nice – not having seen them naked I can’t compare – but nice lingerie can be quite erotic.

Before too long, a tall, well built leggy blonde made her way to where I was. She sat down and she introduced herself as Dorean. She was from Berlin, 21-22 years old. Her English was excellent, and she had nice blue eyes. I am a sucker for nice blue eyes and blonde hair, so after chatting for about 5 minutes, I accepted her invitation to go upstairs. I must say, in those five minutes, it was all very relaxed and I was not put under any pressure at all.

Following Dorean up the stairs, I saw she had a nice rear end – meaty and enough to grab on to. She was also very tall in her thigh high leopard skin boots – she told me they are her trademark…bookmark that into your mind!

First room – the Safari room. Quite appropriate for a girl with leopard skin boots. Dorean had given me the price rundown downstairs, so it was straight into the action. Everything was available – CIM, COF, anal. The first two were € 50 extra and the third € 100 (this is in addition to the € 60 standard).
We undressed and we started kissing. She has a killer body – breasts 34-36C’s, very firm with nice sized nipples. I had a suck on those puppies for a while.

I usually don’t go for kissing (I’ve probably only done it with three or four working ladies in the past) but she was so nice that I couldn’t help it. From there she went to a BBBJ, and she was pretty good at that too. She told me that DATY was available, and she was so nice and pink that I had to go down and taste it. She seemed to enjoy it and made the right moans and movements. She was also getting pretty wet in there – no artificial lube needed. I came up for air and some more kissing.

I like watching girls masturbate, and when I asked her she did it without hesitation. She lay back and worked herself with both hands, rubbing her clit and fingering herself at the same time. I was raring to go after watching this, so Dorean slipped the condom on and I slipped it in. We started in some nice missionary, and she continued to kiss and keep her eyes open (I have found many ladies will close their eyes – I like to look into their eyes in this position), all the while a large smile on her face. We also kissed some more while I built up a nice steady rhythm.

I then switched her around to doggy to have a look at that great arse. We went at it this way for a little while, she was bouncing back onto me, and she would look back over her shoulder and give me some great smiles. She would also flick that platinum blonde air around, and I grabbed it and held on like a rodeo rider. She didn’t mind that at all.

I wanted to make this last as long as possible, but all good things must come to an end. I asked Dorean how long to go, and she told me five minutes…it felt like I had been with her for a lot longer than 25….I had agreed to a COF so with a few last strokes I pulled out and she spun around and took the condom off. A few quick jerks from her and I unloaded a week’s worth onto her beautiful face – (I had been storing it up) – with an incredible orgasm-the type that does not come along very often, that rips from the very depth of your stomach. Her eyes were open the entire time – very unusual – and after the first spurt across the bridge of the nose the rest went around her lips and cheeks. She was happy to play with it on her face for a bit before wiping it off. I literally collapsed back onto the bed and she lay down beside me and gave me some more kissing.

It was without doubt my best provider experience ever – not even beautiful Marya, my Russian favourite from Dubai, was this good. Dorean, apart from being physically attractive was attentive, good fun, no pressure and a complete GFE. For those of you who like the GFE, you couldn’t go past Dorean. It even tempted this jaded john into liking the GFE!

End of Part 1

Artemis 25.04.07 Part 2

After paying Dorean (my legs were still weak and I almost didn’t make it down the stairs – luckily Dorean is a lot taller than me in her high boots and helped me down) I went downstairs to the wellness. I noticed the crowd had built up slightly since the 30 minutes I had been with Dorean, but the six or so girls were still grouped around the lounge at the base of the stairs.

My plan between sessions was to spend 15 minutes in the Bio-Sauna, then a quick dip in the pool and recover with some juice and water. So basically this is what I did. I noticed that some men had newspapers and books and were relaxing in the sun lounges around the pool, some were even sleeping – a good idea if that is your thing. After about 30 mins in the wellness, I went back upstairs to the bar.

The bar had filled up a bit more, and I sipped on a few more juices while checking out the lovely ladies. A few more had come in and there were probably 25 women present at this time. While sitting there, six or so women came up and chatted to me – varying degrees of English, but after some small talk, a polite “ no-thanks, I’m resting, maybe later” worked every time. I never felt under pressure or hard sell.

At 5pm, 90 mins after my incredible experience with Dorean ended, I noticed Kim. Much smaller than Dorean, tallish (but wearing high heels) and quite young looking. Long blonde hair, dark eyes – hair cut across her eyes in a fringe, with a sun-face tattoo on her left collarbone.

I called her over and her English was OK. She was from Poland, and was 19 (although she looked 18 ) and was quiet and demure. I agreed to go upstairs with her – I was there to try all types but it seemed my blonde tastes were winning out.

This time room 10, the Flamenco room. When Kim removed her lingerie, I was amazed at how small she was. I’m not large by any stretch of the imagination, but she looked too small to be able to take a finger…but I tried anyway. She started with a BBBJ, and soon I had her back fingering herself while I watched. She wasn’t as enthusiastic at it as Dorean, but tried hard none the less. She has small breasts – 32A or maybe a B – no more than a hand full – so I licked and sucked those. We then got down to the business – with some artificial lubrication I started in the missionary position.

No kissing, but she is pretty enough to be able to look down on, and moaned and made the right noises – although she did close her eyes quite a bit. As you would expect from someone so small, she is quite a tight fit, but comfortable. I was getting a bit tired so she had a go in cowgirl – but she seemed to like looking at herself in the mirror – so after a bit of this I moved her around into doggy – my stock standard position.

This was very nice, and with her little blackhole looking up at me (although it was more light brown than black) I thought what the heck. After checking she did it that way (…yes, of course…) and the application of more lubrication, I pushed it in. I thought I was going to have the life squeezed out of the old fella…she was so bloody tight. I guess what do you expect from one so small. She didn’t seem to mind, and I set up a nice rhythm after a slow start. Kim continued to make the right noises and I was feeling pretty good.

This being the second go-around, it was going to take a bit so as we approached the 30 minute mark, Kim gave me the 5 minute warning. Not wanting to force anything, I told her that I would extend for the hour (this was turning into a nice little earner for her!) so continued to go nicely into her cute little bum. By changing my rhythm, I was able to keep going, but my legs were starting to cramp up (ahh getting old) so I sped up. After my first COF with Dorean I thought Kim might like some of the same (…of course with a smile and €50 later) so she took my second load onto her cute little face. Reached for the towel more quickly than Dorean did.

We still had 15 minutes to go in the second hour so she offered a massage to finish off. I accepted her offer and she rubbed my back and legs for the time, while we chatted as best we could. She was sitting cross-legged beside me and looking at her cute little body as she sat there made we want to go again! She is very nicely tanned and her small pink pussy lips are very inviting.

Let me say that this room is very noisy – as it had been a warm day, we had the window open and when the train went past it sounded like it was coming through the wall. If you are easily out off by noise, ask for one of the rooms that overlooks the carpark at the front.

It was 6pm by this time and dinner was being served. I went through my usual post-activity routine and went up to dinner about 6.30pm. The dining room is a bit college-cafeteria like, but I’ve never seen beauties like the ones I saw there in any college cafeteria!

After dinner and some chat with a nice German gentleman and an attractive young lady, it was back to the bar area. I had asked Dorean earlier if she had a friend who she played with, and she does, so I intended on having her and a friend. This is one of the dilemma’s of the FKK – do you continue to go for variety or if you find one you connect with, do you go for that?

Over the next hour or so, the crowd built up and there was around 40 men and 60 women by 8pm. There always seemed to be more than enough women, and very few men were there on their own (like I was). Quite a few groups of friends among the men, enjoying themselves in this great atmosphere.

I had not been able to catch Dorean for a while – she was one busy girl (if her performance with me was anything to go by, I’m not surprised). A cute blonde had been catching my eye for a while, so when she came past me I said hello and she sat down. After a bit of chit-chat, I found out her name was Jenny and she was German. A nice body, good English and recommended by the German gentleman from dinner. A large tattoo on her upper arm. Breasts at the 34C mark, and firm.

This time it was the 101 Nights room – nice with large double mirrors. Jenny started with a nice BBBJ, and as this was #3, I thought it would take some work. She was very good at the BJ, better than the previous two. We did this for a while, and I then got behind her for some doggy. I was a little sore after spending so much time in Kim’s tight holes so this time, it wasn’t quite working. It was nothing wrong with Jenny’s action – she even asked if I wanted to upsell to anal – but the BJ earlier had been too good and I was ready for that, so we switched back to the BJ.

Unusually, Jenny did not offer CIM or COF, so as she continued her excellent BJ I layed back and enjoyed it. Finally I asked her to pull away and I finished in another explosive rush. Jenny cleaned me up and lay beside me for a bit, before our time was up and we headed down to the lockers where I paid her. Jenny was a nice girl, tried very hard and gave a great BJ – recommended.

End of Part 2

Part 3

Back downstairs, and the crowd had built up quite considerably. A lot of new girls had come in and there was now quite a collection. Some were dancing on the various podiums set up for this and there was plenty of movement up and down the stairs to the rooms. Resting between sessions is a good way to check out which girls are popular and which pretty well lay around doing nothing. I sat at the bar for a while and moved around different couches, and took in the views.

Everywhere you looked there was a fine lady prancing around, flaunting whatever she had. During this time I was approached by several ladies, but as the clock was winding down for me I wanted to finish off with Dorean and her friend.

Dorean’s play-friend was a larger woman by the name of Tatiana, from Croatia. Older than the other girls there (I think she said she was 37), and bigger, she was still one of those women who exude sexuality. She may not be the slim 18 yo model type, but you can tell that she enjoys herself, and her work. I had seen her several times across the course of the afternoon, and she was always happy and flirting with the men. Some of the younger girls could learn a thing off her about developing a chemistry before going for the “You want sex..” approach.

Tatiana ended up sitting with me for about 30 mins as we waited for Dorean to finish (busy girl that one). Soon I saw the blonde beauty come into the bar, and Tatiana was off in a rush to grab her. Dorean came over to the couch and the three of us had a drink with some playful groping. Then we were off to the room – this time the Blue Nights room (I think it is next to the Safari room). Nice room, big double mirrors – just right for a 3 way romp!

The pricing was € 60 standard for each of the girls and € 50 each for the full-lesbian treatment. Once in the room and it was kisses all round, at one point we were having a nice 3 way kiss! There was plenty of laughing and joking around, these two knew their business and they were enjoying themselves and each other. Soon Tatiana and I were one each on Dorean’s great tits, and simultaneously fingering her. I had one finger in Dorean and the other in Tatiana. The girls then pushed me back and went into a double BBBJ. Taking turns between sucking and kissing each other. They then went at each other – full on tongue kissing and sucking of tits before going for each other’s pussies. Now this was not some soft-core porn pretend to lick and touch as I have had before – these two went at each other like they meant it (and I think they did).

There were moans and groans coming from both of them, and I was pretty keen to get into the action. As Tatiana continued to lick Dorean, I moved behind her and slid straight in doggy style. It was great to watch Dorean laid back, enjoying Tatiana’s licking and I could look straight at her. She never stopped smiling and laughing, and looked me straight in the eye as we enjoyed Tatiana in different ways. Tatiana asked me to slap her ample butt, which I did, and it seemed to spur her on. As hard as I could slap, she kept wanting more.

With all that was going on, I felt #4 starting to build. Not wanting to end just yet, I had the girls go into 69 and I lay beside them. Dorean was on top and I had a great view of her licking at Tatiana’s pussy, and she was especially working the clit. Soon, Tatiana started bucking her hips and it was all Dorean could do to hold on. If Tatiana was faking her orgasm, she did a great job of it! In between licking Tatiana, Dorean would lean over and suck me or give me a kiss – always with those big blue eyes open.

As we approached our 30 minute mark, I wanted to reward the girls for their show and offered them a double COF…(…yes, of course…). When I gave the word, they positioned themselves and I shot into their faces (I was surprised at how much I had left!) and they then kissed and tongued each other with my juice still over their faces. We then went into a three way kiss and it was all good! I collapsed back onto the bed and they wiped their faces off, before laying beside me and we all had a good laugh and some more kissing and fondling (even after I came, one lay either side of me and they kissed over the top of me).

The thing that stands out from this session is that it was fun – I am a realist enough to know that money is involved – but in all my experience I have never encountered a session like this where the girls seemed to like working with each other and that came across in the way they interacted with me.

Too soon I was back at the lockers paying these beauties and I knew it was time to call it a night. Here is the second great dilemma – when do you call it a night? The lure to go back in one more time is so strong that after my shower I did just that – went back to the bar where I shared a mineral water with Dorean and Tatiana – before Dorean was taken not five minutes after walking back in and Tatiana also went to do more work. Another mineral water on a couch, watching the amazing women walk by, and it really was time to go. My first experience at an FKK was at an end, 9.5 hours after it began!

Summary:

#1 Dorean, German 21-22. BBBJ/DATY/Mish/Doggy/COF Absolutely stunning, GFE.10/10, five stars, call it what you will. The reason after every bad session we keep coming back for more. 10/10/10

#2 Kim, Polish 19. BBBJ/Mish/Doggy/Anal/COF/Massage. Nice session, 8/10. The train going past was a distraction. Nice small body if you like that. It was always going to be tough after Dorean. 9/7/8

#3 Jenny, German mid-20’s. BBBJ/Doggy. A tough one for Jenny as I was really after a double with Dorean but took Jenny as a filler. Great BJ, tried to upsell to Anal and would probably be enthusiastic. Nice girl, no CIM or COF. 8/7/6

#4 MFF with Dorean and Tatiana, Croatia, late 30’s. Hard-Core Lesbian/BBBJ/Doggy/Double COF. Fantastic & Fun session with two women who seemed to enjoy what they were doing. Anything with Dorean is a GFE. 10/10


Observations & Comments:

The sheer variety of women on offer was surprising. There were older women, younger ones, blonde, brunette, red head, dark skin, light skin, small breasts, large breasts…you get the picture. If you can’t find “your” type there, “your” type ain’t human, and you could probably be a topic on a Jerry Springer show “Tonight we meet a man who can’t find a woman at an FKK” (Crowd…Ohhhh…)

The ratings are really subjective, and what I would rate a 10 you may not. One of my best mates is into the dark skin Latino women – while I am a blonde-light skin man – and we both would have found a 10 amongst the women. I would say there were 6-10’s there – again, very subjective.

The girls were not aggressive at all. I’ve experienced Cyclone, Rattlesnake, Soi Cowboy and some pretty seedy back bars in Turkey and these girls were pussycats compared to them. Some were so disinterested (the group that hung out at the foot of the stairs or those that spent most of their night on the card machines) that I wondered why they were there at all. Generally, if you said you were relaxing, or not ready, or just a polite “maybe later”, they left you alone. Most are nice enough for a chat and some small talk – but don’t waste their time.

The FKK would be great with a group of friends (or even just one friend) you could go with and share the non-girl time with. A few times I was sitting alone watching groups of friends enjoy the atmosphere and the girls, and it would be an outstanding place for that. I guess that is where it all started.

I had no problems going there on a Wednesday afternoon. It gets a lot busier later, but it was nice to get there, chill out and find my bearings without the action-charged atmosphere of later on. Plus I was able to get Dorean without waiting. Later she would be grabbed as soon as she walked into the room.

I found the shower facilities to be a little awkward. When drying yourself after a shower, there was very little room to do so between the sinks and the wall, as well as being a thoroughfare for the toilet. Also the showers that only stay on for 20 seconds are a bit annoying.

Try not to get a room on the railway tracks (10 or above I think), one of the rooms in the middle overlooking the carpark is best. Of course, there are a lot of places within the complex that you can be with a lady if that is what you want.

I did not see any significant kino action, but the girls certainly patrol that area. I only spent a few minutes in a kino. I had my eye on a nice brunette who was in the kino alone, but when I went in to sit beside her, I found out she did not speak English so that sort of put me off. A Russian guy came in and they went to the back of the Kino.

The € 70 entrance pays for itself in the long run. I was there for 9. 5 hours – so that is €7. 50 per hour. Take out the 2. 5 hours I actually spent with the girls, and that comes to € 10 an hour. For that tenner, I drank copious amounts of juice and mineral water (more than € 10 worth), had a reasonable dinner and several sessions in the sauna and pool. As well I got to look at some of the finest female flesh on the planet. And if I wanted, they were all there for me. I just needed to say the word.

There’s no need to say where I’m going tonight.

Cheers

Dogger862

[Dedalus]

Berlin is the capital city. Prices tend to be higher in London, Paris etc. Rents etc. FKK Vienna used to be EUR 60 a session. I believe it may even be higher now, not sure. Even if costs for the club (and passed on to the girls) are not higher, the price is accepted in Berlin, so it probably won't change.

Rents are actually higher in Frankfurt or Munich. Still quite a few empty flats and office spaces in Berlin and a number of Wohnungen that are pretty darn "grosszügig". But Atermis is, for all practical purposes, the only game in town.

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Nick The G]

Hey, I thought that was Martina- a girl I know from FKK World, but why is she speaking Italian? Anybody? I remember her speaking only German.

Thanks to Wan King for posting this link to Bravo TV website! Nice little video and good quality. Gives a good first impression of this large and elegant club in Berlin.

For sure this is Martina with silicon enhanced breasts. I was wondering too about her making use of the italian language. I think, it's her attempt to hide a little bit her hungarian identity! Besides being broadcasted on TV in certain countries, once such a video is in the internet, you can watch it everywhere around the world!

Along with Martina, Barbara and Erika appear in this nice and funny video, they all come from Hungaria. I met all three of them in FKK-World in Pohlheim. Most of the hungarians who had been there in the first half of 2006 seem to have turned their back on FKK-World and headed for the big cities like Berlin and Frankfurt.

Erika is the one who confesses openheartedly in the video, that she indeed had sex with an english guy and that it was "good", "yes" :-)
She went to Colosseum in Augsburg for some time after she had left FKK-World in the first half of 2006.

[Beffen1]

Martina from Hungary, was perhaps not one of the most young and attractive girls at Artemis, but I will never forget her since she had a very sunny mood, that really transmitted on everybody around her, and she obviously was happy with her work.

Hey, I thought that was Martina- a girl I know from FKK World, but why is she speaking Italian? Anybody? I remember her speaking only German.

beffen

[Ortos]

Why is it that the price for normal sex is 60 Euros at Artemis, and 50 Euros everywhere else. Is the extra 10 euro some sort of bonus to the girls or shared by the management or due to the fact that Artemis is in Berlin, so cost of living is higher than other parts of Germany ?

Could someone clear this out for me please.

Thanks!

Everything is more expensive in Berlin! It is the Hauptstadt after all.

And if you're upset witht the 10E increase in Berlin, you will be livid with the prices for sessions in Munchen. At FKK Relax in Munchen, a recent report I read stated a 30min session was 75E, 1 hour at a whopping 150E!! Best stick with the NRW clubs or even Hessen, eh?

Ortos

[Toscana]

Berlin is the capital city. Prices tend to be higher in London, Paris etc. Rents etc. FKK Vienna used to be EUR 60 a session. I believe it may even be higher now, not sure. Even if costs for the club (and passed on to the girls) are not higher, the price is accepted in Berlin, so it probably won't change.

[Krazydude]

Why is it that the price for normal sex is 60 Euros at Artemis, and 50 Euros everywhere else. Is the extra 10 euro some sort of bonus to the girls or shared by the management or due to the fact that Artemis is in Berlin, so cost of living is higher than other parts of Germany ?

Could someone clear this out for me please.

Thanks!

[Nyhanare]

But for the rest of u guys, here is 5 minutes of high quality footage of this elaborate club from the Bravo website.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html

Funny, I actually met two of the girls in this footage. The little blonde, Martina from Hungary, was perhaps not one of the most young and attractive girls at Artemis, but I will never forget her since she had a very sunny mood, that really transmitted on everybody around her, and she obviously was happy with her work. In bright contrast to the Swedish media's picture of Artemis ("the girls are forced to sell themselves to the Swedes" like Aftonbladet wrote, and so on.).

If this was aired in Sweden it would cause moral panic and the public opinion would demand their heads on a plate.

[Wanking]

Just saw this on Bravo tv channel tonight (UK Sky digital channel). Its actually repeated on Bravo +1 at 1.30 am for all u in the UK.

But for the rest of u guys, here is 5 minutes of high quality footage of this elaborate club from the Bravo website.

http://www.bravo.co.uk/sincities/ep08.html

I always find the presenter of this series Ashley Hames entertaining, but I reckon he really isnt that into sex....

[Nyhanare]

The following: I know you are the more reticent type and language may be a barrier, but there is no reason for anyone to be insulted. A calm complaint (with the name of the girl of course) at the front desk (in my experience at Artemis very friendly and helpful) would have brought results. It helps us all.

Secondly, you are NOT committed if you paw, fondle, even kiss the girl. Even less if she does it to you. The rule of thumb is: you are committed once she gets "Little Elvis" in her mouth.

Thank you for your nice response to my report I can only concur that the ladies at the front desk is nice and helpful, especially the younger brunette was very customer-minded, but to be totally honest: I was too shocked and confused at the time, and even if I wasn't I would probably be too embarrased to stand in the big reception and perhaps answer questions about why the girl I greased the pole with was rude to me, and so on.

And boy, I really, really wish I knew, especially when that Brazilian girl Pamela had me cornered in the couch, that necking doesn't commit you to anything. I had read that in a FAQ and forums like venuslogen.dk

Bugger!

[Toscana]

Well, that was a tremendous report. Thanks for that. Self-deprecating, honest, funny, and with some truly memorable expressions (kangaroos in paddocks???!). Good to have some more stuff on La Folie too.

The following: I know you are the more reticent type and language may be a barrier, but there is no reason for anyone to be insulted. A calm complaint (with the name of the girl of course) at the front desk (in my experience at Artemis very friendly and helpful) would have brought results. It helps us all.

Secondly, you are NOT committed if you paw, fondle, even kiss the girl. Even less if she does it to you. The rule of thumb is: you are committed once she gets "Little Elvis" in her mouth.

I do not put contributions on the Reports of Distinction thread which do not contain the names of the girls. Much appreciated, however, for the style, and maybe another member will not be so miserably strict.

[Nyhanare]

[i first posted this in another forum, but didn't notice here was a special one for artemis. sorry! )

hold on to your hats folks, here comes my long report from my trip to berlin. since this is my very first report in this forum, please bare with me and don't put me into the town pillory if i drop a brick or two. i'm not even really sure if this is the right forum to post the report in (i hope the moderator will move the post if it is not). a hick unfortunate enough to live in the domains of the most puritan state in europe. sweden is very tough on alcohol, prostitution, nudity and sex; funny enough some swedish school students who visited a brothel in germany the very same week became the biggest headline in swedens largest newspaper: http://www.aqurette.com/archive/0704/0704110659.shtml. becomes when he is on his own for a week in berlin, like a kid in a candy store. and what a week i had!

among the adult entertainment places, artemis and la folie was on the top of my to do list. my only earlier experiences of fkk-clubs was one visit at artemis in september last year and at atmos in hamburg this year, and the fkk-environment is really a challenge for a shy scandinavian. my primary goals was modest:

1. to not forget the bath shoes, brake the key ring or walk in to glass doors (like i did the last time).

2. try to get used to the fkk concept, where i feel as alien as a nudist in saudi arabia, and find out how things work.

day 1: artemis.

http://www.fkk-artemis.de

it didn't start too good. in contrast to my first visit to artemis in september, the girls was very aggressive. on that time, there wasn't one girl who tried to contact me, which really isn't very strange since i look like the result of many years of carefully inbreeding. but this time, i didn't even got to look around at the place before a felt someone fondling me. i turned around and found out that it was a great looking blonde. but i wanted to check out the other choices i had, so i tried to ignore her. but she didn't want to let me go, she put her arms around me and asked if i didn't want to go upstairs with her. she was very hard to resist, and when i put my foot at a brothel, because of the nervousness, i couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. and plus, i had. to avoid earlier problems with fanny fright, also taken an ehh. certain sex pill, that gave me headache. so it ended upstairs.

i don't remember her name but she was very young, came from lithuania. told me she had worked at the place for only seven days, and was only going to work a few more and then go back to her home country again. anyway it was very gfe, wiht thoung kissing and all. and the pills seemed to work!

after we had the horizontal rumble, i got some food in the restaurant. then i was going to check out the girls at the place, but i didn't even had the chance to walk the few meters from the restaurant to the bar, until a gorgeus brunette asked me if i wanted to go upstairs for some sucking and fucking. but no, i had got mud for my turtle only few minutes ago. only 15 seconds later two great looking blondes ask if i want to go up with them, but no, i was going to the bar. and when i finally sit in the bar, suddenly a serbian blonde comes and put her arms around me. she asked what i thought of her fish net (it was the only thing she had on). i know the unwritten rule is, that if you start pawing the girls or necking, you have accepted to have sex with her later. but what if the girl is pawing me! ? soon she had her hand inside my bath robe and started jacking me off. heeelp! and now, was there any 10 at artemis that night? i have no idea, becaus all the 7-8-9's was on me like flies on a fresh horse turd. total disaster. : (

day 2: la folie.

http://www.la-folie.de

next day, at the thursday around eight o'clock at the evening, i went to the other fkk club in berlin, la folie. i new before, that the place was around 40 times smaller than artemis, so it didn't come as a surprise. but arrgh! the guests didn't get a bath robe, but only the worlds smallest towel, that you can't put around your waist, but only was ment to sit on. i'm a shy scandinavian, and my pale ass is really not intended to be on display. i'm so ugly that if i went to a haunted house, i would propably come out with an application. there was only around 6-8 girls at the place, most of them not very new. now i can understand better, why the alcohol is dramatically cheaper at la folie. first after 10 beers the selection is in the same league as artemis. i knew, that prostitution is the worlds oldest institution. but i hadn't expected to meet some of its founders at la folie.

when i sat down in the bar one of them came to me and wanted to talk, and with the last experience in the bar at artemis fresh in my mind, i was almost close to cry like a baby and yell for mommy, but i managed to hold my composure, and studdered something like "i. i. i. don't speak. english. " luckily, she walked away. whew! i only saw one young girl at the place, a brunette with a very hot body but plain face. i considered if i was going to leave the place or pick her, when suddenly a young blonde with a very beautiful face, but pretty ordinary body, came in civilian clothes to work (the girls at la folie checks in at the bar). she then came and sat down at the bar next to me, and soon started a conversation with me. she called herself christine, claimed she was 23 years old and came from novosibirsk in sibiria. when i asked her how long she have worked at la folie, she answered a little embarrased: for only two weeks. she worked as a nurse in berlin, she claimed. i chose her, and we agreed upon 30 minutes (apparently, you have to tell the bartender how long time you want to be with the girl at la folie). it became one of the strangest experiences i've had with a proffessional (or ehh. whatever.) girl. she asked me if she could give me massage. so we started with that. then she asked if i wanted her to give me french, and didn't even try to put the party-hat on, but asked me to do it myself. after a very short blow-job, there was some kissing, she bit me in the nipples and so on. there didn't seem to lack engagement. she purred like a cat when i carressed her neck and told me several times with enthusiasm and the worlds biggest smile "this is so ohh! ", i even got a compliment for my eyes, which was ehh. very friendly of her. and i waited in usual order to proceed to the danish. when she suddenly asked if i could give her massage? i have never given any massage before, but as i said, i have room temperature-iq when i am at a brothel, so i did it after my best ability. but before she even got her panties off, she told me that there was only five minutes left, and asked if i wanted to extend. i thought it would have been irritating not to even have done some horizontal folk-dancing with her, so ok. she told me she always have to tell them when the customer want to extend, so she ran out of the room and a few seconds she came back. she gave a new very quick blow jobs, bit the nipples and then laid down and wanted me to caress her. i finally had to ask her to remove her panties, but when she did, she laid down by the side of me. finally we got going with the danish, and she didn't seem to lack enthusiasm. she was pretty loud and everything. i just can't understand why she kept the panties on most of the time, only wanted to be caressed and why it seemed so hard to proceed to the danish. but afterwards something happened that i have pretty bad conscious for: at la folie you always pay first when you check out. and to my surprise the bartender only charged me for a half an hour, when i had been with the girl longer. and i was to embarassed to stand there and tell in the open so the other guests and girls could hear it, that i had been with the girl for two half hours. it's a fly in the ointment, because i don't want to be dishonest end cheat someone for money.

day 3: artemis.

next night i took to van kampen (http://www.vankampenberlin.de). only four girls available. no one in the same league as the better looking girls at artemis. so i left, and sat my course towards westkreuz and halenseestraße.

the girls was also very aggressive this evening, but now i was prepaired.

and at least i had the chance to check out the selection. but there was no 10 in sight: (i sat next to a chinese guy in the bar, who was put on the defensive just as much as me against the girls trying to get him up to a room. when a girl finally managed to persuade him, all the girls at the bar applauded. the chinese guy responded by lifting his arms in the air and doing a little victory dance.

when a polish blonde girl also got me up to a room to play hide the hamster, the girls applauded again.

the belly ride was nothing to write home about, but it should perhaps be pointed out, that french without wiener wrap seems to be standard at artemis and that she did something that is a little bit controversial (however i don't now how vexed the issue is at this forum): she took cupid's toothpaste in her mouth.

but before anyone start to [CodeWord134] in my mailbox, i wish to underline, that when i visit these institutions, due to nervousness, i always have a kangaroo loose in the upper paddock.

this handicap also brought me a very bad expercience. i had as always taken the blue pill, and it had apparently worked every time. did i tell you by the way, that i had headache?. until i suddenly was with a german blonde girl. she sucked it hard again and again, but everytime i put mr wigley in her, the little bastard just died. and the girl became really pissed off! i was only shocked, stunned and speechless due to the fact that there, despite i had taken that blue pill, again was missing bits for a vacuum pump, so i didn't react at all on her many rude and insolent answers like "you really don't speak the best english in the world, just uh-uh-uh" etc. but afterwards it makes me pretty sad and angry, because despite that i probably have a personality like a snail on valium when i am at a brothel, i always treat the girl with respect. and i expect her to treat me with the same respect. and when a customer pays a lot of money for the time he spends with the girl, at least he shouldn't have to be insulted and humiliated by the girl? i have been with around 80 ladies of the evening and never met a girl that has been hostile to me before. unfortunately, i can't remember her name. but if you see a tall blonde girl from cologne with tattoos and bolt-ons at artemis, avoid her like an angry skunk.

day 4: artemis (again).

what a shitty ride my attempt at getting used to the fkk environment in berlin had been until this.

and it was going to continue when i the next night met a friend from the danish forum www.venuslogen.dk at artemis.

there wasn't any 10 this night either. despite it was saturday where it is supposed to be the best selection.

when me and my friend sat down in a couch down at the bar by the pool, there came two girls, and they did something pretty cunning. a brazilian girl, who my friend already had been upstairs with, sat down in the couch between me and my friend, while her colombian friend led my friends attention away. the brazilian girl called pamela, leant over my lap and asked me to rub her back. and what the hell do you do?

she immediately started moaning and hey presto! she all off a sudden stopped her hands inside my bath robe and started giving me a hand gig in public. oh crap! it really isn't easy to be a shy scandinavian at fkk.

it was obviously planned, and because she practically lay down over my lap, there wasn't much possibility to flee (at the same time you don't want to offend the girls). i said no at least five times, but she was very persistent, and as i said, at a brothel my mind reach escape velocity and achieves orbit, so she got me up to a room. fuck how stupid am i!

my friend was very happy with her, but when i was with this girl, she always made really lousy comments like "amore! ", "my love! " etc. and despite the fact that i couldn't get turned on by her, there was no problem with little elvis at this time. when i had finished grumping after that experience, i talked to my friend among other things sex with two girls. i had played the national indoor sport with two girls in prague at k5, and it wasn't very good, i wouldn't try that again, not my cup of tea. and. suddenly two very young blondes comes by. i didn't hesitate a second to go up with them for a ride.

i am very weak for super-young blondes. both came from poland and they always ran around at the place like they were inseparable. especially the "younger" girl. she claimed she was 20, but looked younger. was imho very good looking and really had a look that said jailbait, and if it wasn't for the two front teeth that was a little too apparent she would be close to a 10 on my scale. and those two front teeth i really became painfully acquainted with. she had a pretty poor sucking technique (ouch! ). otherwise there wasn't anything to complaint over, and especially her one year older friend (who btw was the only one who could speak english) were very enthusiastic, but my earlier problems with the twiddle-diddler made it not so fun anymore, and i had very hard to reach climax.

since i was not totally sober when me and my friend finished off the night at das klo (http://www.klo. de), i had a bad hang over the next day and had to drop my plans for the next day, but despite that, i went to artemis anyway.

day 5: artemis (one more time).

several girls pointed out, that i looked very down in the mouth. i drank a lot of coffee in the bar to revive. a good looking blonde, sabina from poland, (24 years old she claimed) came and talked to me. she had one of the earlier days treated me on chocolates, she sat for some reason with a whole big box at the bar, but it was apparently been eaten up this night. she appeared to be unusually social, and my danish friend who is a little older and wiser than me had talked a lot the other night about the importance of building an athmosphere of trust and sympathy, and that is probably true. anyway this girl gave me the best sex i've had with a night-bird, if not the best sex ever. i almost couldn't stand on my feet afterwards. and fortunately, the blue pill worked, but i had hard to get my gun off, and it took some work from sabina. it ended with her getting happy juice both in her mouth and face. but before anyone want to lynch me, i want to point out that it was i desperation it became that way.

after this night i felt that i finally had grown into the fkk-costume, and after the experience with sabina i had acquired the taste. so it became one final visist to artemis the next night.

day 6 artemis (yikes! )

i almost became worthy of getting my photo on the wall by the reception with the text "this weeks regular customer".

but there was no 10 as long as my eyes could reach this night either. ran into my friend again who couldn't keep away from this pace either, and we sat down in a couch to watch gogo dancers. soon two bulgarian girls came to us, and the "older" (maybe around 25? ) sat down carefully at the back of the couch behind my friend, while the younger brunette sat down right into my lap. she was very good looking, and it was fortunate that i had crossed my legs before she sat upon me, because she was a stubborn devil and she made so it became flag day in the bath robe. but i was hard and firm (in its double sense). i had checked out another girl, a very young brunette, who had eaten at the same table as me in the restaurant both this and the other day. i catched her when i saw her down at the pool. she was pretty bad at english, but claimed she was 20 years old, came from budapest and called herself an "amateur". the horizontal jitterbug wasn't very remembable (but fortunately there was no problems with the leather cigar), however funny enough she afterwards wanted to stay in bed, smoked a cigarett with me and talked for a long time, despite the fact that we almost couldn't understand each other at all. almost all the other girls just wanted to go down to the bar immediately as soon as the sex was over. strange enough the rule at artemis seems to be that even if you pay for 30 minutes, it is only until you get orgasm?

i was very happy for the little fitness room and the more calm, quiet and relaxed bar down at the pool, were i spent most of my time between the rides. i was also happy that there weren't any film cameras when i came out for a little embarrasing episode where a brazilian girl asked me to sit by her in the bar. and what the hell do you answer? i carefully climbed up on the high bar stool, nervous like a pig at the slaughterbench. and of course, she immediately started to neck me, and tried to put her hands inside my bath robe. i repeatedly said "nonononononono". and this time i stood firm.

i didn't see more of my friend for the rest of the night, but i'm sure he had his hands full.

i also got to hit the kitten one more time before i went home and back to the grey everyday life in scandinavia. in the big bar a blonde girl came and asked me politely if she could sit down next to me. i had checked her out before, because she had imho that kind of model face you can see at the catwalk or in magazines like vogue, but she wasn't among my priorities because i thought she had a look that perhaps seemed cold. but she appeared to be very warm, social and nice. she also came from poland and was a friend to sabina, the girl who gave me the ride of my life. they sat down together at the bar before she came to me, and she made exactly the same approach as sabina with a quiet and "intelligent" conversation where i could "feel her pulse". all the other girls just wanted to go upstairs immediately.

the hop in the saddle was nothing special (but thank god, there was no problems with the wigga-wagga this time either). she also had a cold, and told me she had been on antibiotics for a week.

in all: there perhaps was too close between the bad experiences and too long between the good ones, and i burned a lot of more money than i originally had planned, but i am happy for the experiences from the for us scandinavians exotic fkk-environment. the most lasting memories is probably the girl from cologne (shudder! ) and christine from la folie (in a special weird way) and of course sabina!

as i said: what an eastern!

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[Jungle Bluebird]

Went on a Friday early afternoon. I was impressed. All very clean, professional and actually well laid out. Individual lockers are available, large shower rooms and bathrobes.

Entered the bar first, same level as entry/shower area. Got approached by Russian girl, within 5 minutes ended up in the 'Kino' (cinema) - lounge style hang out place, with loads of cushions. After some chit chat excellent BBBJ, then proceed to a more discreet area and screwed her nicely.

Proceeded to explore the place. Basement has a very nice pool, sauna area. Wished I would have discovered this first. Had a few non alcoholic drinks, a sauna and ran into second girl, Russian again. Back again into the 'Kino', this time the one in the basement. Again excellent BBBJ, with abt three other guys watching at this point and the place filling up. This one, a very naughty one she was, is riding me with moaning now coming from everywhere. More couples now and she encourages me do to her doggy style. Do I care, so I comply and finish off in great style in front of a full house. Wicked..but hey.

Damage EURO 70 entry fee plus 2 x EURO 60 for girls. Only can recommend this. Clean, professional nice girls and overall relaxed atmosphere.

If I would live in Berlin, this would be my regular weekend getaway. Ten out of ten.

[Frenchie]

The line-up, when I was there (Friday night two weeks ago) was about thirty-forty girls, most of them stunners.

As mentioned in my post, I only had the time and energy (not mentioning the means) to enjoy the company of two girls, so I can't tell about BBJ not being the norm.

I can only recommend the whole place if you travel to Berlin, just to wind out and enjoy the sight and skin of pretty birds...