General Reports

[Double Nickle]

18 february 2007 (sorry for the delay). downtown san diego is full of information offices so i had no trouble getting full directions to where to catch the blue line trolley to the mexican border. i got a round trip ticket for $5. during peak there is a trolley every 15 minutes and it seems to take about 45 minutes to get to the last stop at the border town of san ysidro, california.

i wasn't quite sure where to go so i asked a transit policeman who was standing right by the trolley. he pointed and said to just follow all the people. as soon as i rounded the building by the trolley i saw the entrance to the bridge. it was very solid, more like a tunnel than a bridge, except it was elevated. it was a fair walk. at the end were 2 sets of full height turnstiles. i didn't notice anyone getting any attention from the police.

an information office just before the second turnstile had closed at 3 pm. a cluster of men not far outside on the left turned out to be taxi libre drivers. i had a $2 coupon off taxi fare to the campamento massage parlor. the driver said it was closed because they employed ****d girls although the website is still up. i thought of asking to go to mermaids or adelitas instead but he said he knew another very good massage parlor.

he took me to luxor and even walked right inside with me. they obviously knew him. i opted for the $55 massage with the masseuse naked rather than the $40 with her in a bikini. this was paid to the house. anything else was to be negotiated with the girl in the room.

6 girls were in the line-up. it was a difficult choice. i liked the honey blonde babe who had been doing the talking. but i went with this big boobed raven haired ivory skinned amazon who must have been 5' 8" or 5' 9". her name was karen.

she didn't look particularly hispanic, but she must have been because her english was very skimpy. when we got to the room with the professional massage table i was given my choice of beer or wine but opted for bottled water. i undressed quickly. she stripped off her tightwhite pants, bra, red sweater, and beige panties. she seemed to get a kick out of watching me watch her do this. she looked very good stripped down - a tad soft, but great natural tits, round ass, and a proportionate waist.

she asked me something. i finally figured out it was what extras i wanted. for everything she wanted $100. ok. up front. ok. i started to lie on my stomach so she could massage my back. no. lie other way up. ok. she immediately starts putting a condom on me. she slides her mouth up and down my shaft like shes pumping for oil. we do a fair amount of this and then she climbs on cowgirl style. up and down. back and forth. my hands roam. her body feels good all over. she stops. "all finished?"i was pretty sure i hadn't come so i say, "i usually have to finish by hand [because of a retarded ejaculation condition]." she starts out with condom on. i get her to take it off. i finish myself off exploding while thinking how great tit fucking her would be. she has me clean myself off with paper towels and a cloth towel. while i am getting dressed i swear she is emptying half a can of air freshener in the room.

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[Hizark21]

I have heard that a lot of the SG's have pimps, but don't see them watching the girls. I have also noticed that some of the hotels provide lockers for the girls so there is some sort of business arrangement. Some of SG's will only go to a certain hotel. So there I think there is some connection.

[Country John]

Do all the girls in tj have pimps?

No.

Just the SW's or bar girls too?

Some or most but not all. Bar girls tend not to have pimps per se but never rule it out. Always assume they do.

Are these pimps like the ones in the you. S that will try to rob you while your on your date? Are the pimps the guys in front of the hotel just standing there?

See above. When you pay a girl that you don't know for intimate sex, assume that she might try to take advantage of you in some way and assume that she is being watched. That way you can work to keep the "odds" in your favor.

I v seen pics of the hotels that people post and I see lots of hoes and guys out there just standing outside of the hotels. Are they the pimp to be worried about?

Worry about pimps when you don't pay, or hurt the girl. Other than that, negotiate your deal, get to the room, doo your deed and move on (while being happy and nice of course).

Having a buddy is a good idea and travelling in groups is cool as long as you behave. The cops notice groups easily.

Country John

[Ocho Monger]

I've never mongered without a buddy. The way I see it is, its an adventure to share with a friend or friends. We've had our little group we go with since the beginning. Not really a big group but at most 2-4 people in a groupe per trip. Sharing stories and driving to TJ is half the fun. We've even theme nights we've made up.
Some days will be petite night, or if we're really not sure what we're wanting, we'd make it a plump ass night or blondie night or whatever. Another one is non-hottie central night. Its when you cant get a chick that is sitting in the main floor. You have to get one thats more on the side or in the back part of the bar. Its just to change up the selection. Sometimes you find some chica that you may not have picked in the first place but actually turns out really good.

Its also a good idea to be in a small group for safety. We really dont wanted any more to the other areas of Zona, since there is no point for us. We've seen the other parts and its not our thing. If you're new and not really familiar with the area, go with buddy and stick together. Try to lay low and dont attract attention if you dont need to. No need to bring fancy watches, jewelry or flash money around in this area. The girls arent going to be impressed by it. In a way, it'll even make you even more of a target by the husters.

Lay low, keep it simple and have fun.

[Loco Smith]

Yes, yes and yes.

Do all the girls in tj have pimps? Just the SW's or bar girls too? Are these pimps like the ones in the you. S that will try to rob you while your on your date? Are the pimps the guys in front of the hotel just standing there? I v seen pics of the hotels that people post and I see lots of hoes and guys out there just standing outside of the hotels. Are they the pimp to be worried about?

[Country John]

Is there really pimps in TJ? I've been doing research and I remember reading about padrotes? Or something close to that name? About them being in the alleys. Are they just like they ones we see in the you. S?

Yes, yes and yes.

[Loco Smith]

Is there really pimps in TJ? I've been doing research and I remember reading about padrotes? Or something close to that name? About them being in the alleys. Are they just like they ones we see in the you. S?

[Mr Happy Feet]

Surfnk9,

I sent you a PM that includes an e-mail address I use just for the hobby. Glad you responded. I travel and mongor all over the world and always feel safer with another hobbiest whether it is Thailand, Bahrain, and especially TJ.

The regular guys like CJ put out great safety information for TJ, but nothing is better than the buddy system. I always try to make conversation on the way over to the Zone with fellow mongers, but like me they are usually guarded. It is too bad we can't all carry a certified-sane monger ID card. :-)

I hope to hear from you or others headed to TJ in June. (8th-26th)

TTYL

MHF



[QUOTE=Surfnk9]Mr Happy Feet

However someone to chill with between sessions would be nice too. Please don’t think I’m considering this a date, strictly hetro here.

[Surfnk9]

Here's a couple of tips a doctor freind gave ma a long time ago and hasn't failed yet.
Get some Pepto Bismol tablets and take one just before you have a meal. He called it a profolactive method. If only he knew how familiar I am with that method in TJ. Go ahead and eat anything you want, off the street or in the restaurants, within reason. Remember as long as the meat has been kept hot you should have no problem. The water they rinse the veggies with is a problem. Pepto deals with that.
I have used this method evey time I go to TJ and and beyond and never had a problem. I love to bang the shit out of a chicka, go out have a couple tacos on the street, take a walk, and go back and bang another one.

Also use plenty of soap cleaning in the showers.

Always, don't drink the water; bottled only. Ice is suspect too.

[Jay Love]

I meant upper left-hand corner of the post; clicking on the user's screen name. Sorry about that.

Hi,

To send someone a private message (PM), you left click on the "users screen" which appears in the upper right-hand corner in the post, then a menu drops down and "send a private message" option is chosen. Being fairly new to this hobby myself, the website:

www.urbandictionary.com

has been a good reference for looking up the meanings of acronyms and slang. Thanks,

Jay

[Jay Love]

Hi,

To send someone a private message (PM), you left click on the "users screen" which appears in the upper right-hand corner in the post, then a menu drops down and "send a private message" option is chosen. Being fairly new to this hobby myself, the website:

www.urbandictionary.com

has been a good reference for looking up the meanings of acronyms and slang. Thanks,

Jay

Mr Happy Feet

I don't know how to drop you a discrete PM (I don't know what PM stands for, along with a lot of the other acronyms on this site)

EDITOR'S SUGGESTION: There is a link labeled "Abbreviations" in the menu bar at the top of this page. This will take you to the Forum's Glossary where you will find a chart with most of the Terms & Abbreviations used in the Forum. Thanks!

[Surfnk9]

Mr Happy Feet

I don't know how to drop you a discrete PM (I don't know what PM stands for, along with a lot of the other acronyms on this site). But I do plan to monger in the zone during June. I’ve been heading down there solo and while I get what I want a little camaraderie would be nice. On one of my first trips I meet a fellow monger while was walking across the bridge from the US to Mexico. At first I was skeptical of a stranger approaching me as I walked across the tan bridge, but it was quickly evident he was on the up and up. We shared a cab, and alternated the beer purchases along the monger route. My last trip I came across a gentleman in the alley who was dumbfounded with the entire scene of the young girls on the street. However someone to chill with between sessions would be nice too. Please don’t think I’m considering this a date, strictly hetro here.

EDITOR'S SUGGESTION: There is a link labeled "Abbreviations" in the menu bar at the top of this page. This will take you to the Forum's Glossary where you will find a chart with most of the Terms & Abbreviations used in the Forum. Thanks!

[Ninguno Especial]

I've read reports that the girls are required to have a check up for STD's on a periodic basis; and that they are certified with a card of some type. Does anyone ever ask the girl to show her card or is that managed by the bar? What about the street girls?

Both bar girls and SGs are required to have them but not all do. Some will show them to you, others will give a feeble excuse it is in her locker or some such thing. Only the street girls in fixed locations have them. The 'walkers' that move around on a certain corner do not and should be avoided if health is a concern.

If you play safe it really doesn't matter if they are not 100% healthy as you are 'covered'. On the other hand, you can get herpes or veneral warts even if you are covered and the health check may not have caught these.

[Member #4450]

I was upstairs at Adelitas when the guy knocked after only 22 minutes instead of 30. The girl started to get up, but I said "Hey hold on".

I went out in the hall naked with the condom still on. The guy was halfway down the hall mopping, and I told him, "Hey amigo I still have 8 more minutes!"

He just looked at me and said "Oh OK, 8 more minutes." So I went back in the room, looking at my watch a few times and telling the girl how many minutes we had left. He didn't bother to come back again when the 30 minutes was over.

That's why we called AB Mechanical F.cks , it's all about timing, when game is over you need to put more quarters to continue playing, just don't tip those A holes, and tell him you're upset because of the knocking and he's not getting a tip, these idiots need to learn to respect our privacy.

[Surfnk9]

I've read reports that the girls are required to have a check up for STD's on a periodic basis; and that they are certified with a card of some type. Does anyone ever ask the girl to show her card or is that managed by the bar? What about the street girls?