Dubai Reports

[Doctopuss]

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Rambling FR (all in good fun). If you want the FR, skip to the bold below:

Loved the telecon the thoughts were even funnier. Reminds me of the classic one:

Hello: where you talking from?
Reply: hmmm...From my mouth obviously!

keep rambling!
Doc!

[11Bravo]

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Executive Summary:
York is open for business. Number of Cyclone refugees in residence.
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Rambling FR (all in good fun). If you want the FR, skip to the bold below:

Preamble:
Like last week, Miss T again requested a 1-day postponement, my disappointment only somewhat soothed by her "come early tomorrow, cook lunch, take care of you". An unwelcome trend? Next week will tell. The [cover?] story was that 11 girls going back to China, so a party called for. Whether these girls were

• willingly retiring
• their visas had been non-renewable
• they were tired of the adverse environment
• they were going on vation during the summer doldrums (dxb NOT the place to be in the summer)

I don't know.

Whatever, that left Thursday open. Decided to take the easy way out, called up last Thursday's pull. Her routine had been good, but the dismount was a MAJOR fault: 3 pt deduction for no morning wakeup. But good enough to give her a chance to see if she could improve her score on a 2nd vault.

As she says, "Little English", but here was the phone conversation (italics my thoughts)

• "You want see me? And why else would I be calling?
• "Yes."
• "When you take me?"
• "Tonight"
• "How much you pay?" Hmmm, I have obviously impressed her and she remembers me, NOT
• "500."
• "700? You give me 700." OK, never hurts to ask...
• "Same before, 500."
• "You come my house, 1 hour?" I will admit, in my personal fog of "spoiledness", I took this as an ETD (estimated time of departure), and was rather pleased she was so eager. It took me a moment to realize she was talking "flight duration"
• "I come 9 o'clock."
• "Oh, you want all night. You not want 1 hour?" I have to smile. Elementary, my dear Watson; 500 is not MY hourly rate"
• "Yes, all night" She conversing with her flat mates on the "robustness" of the offer...
• "OK, I wait you."
• She gives me last week's rendezvous point, which I think strange, given I know her apt building. She obviously doesn't put number with face. I tell her I'll give her a call when I get there.

There's just something about this "conversation", so I make sure I am "club attired" before I leave, just in case. Get to her place, give her a call. She puts her friend on,

• "Speak more English." Not a good sign. As expected, things go pear shaped quickly.
• "What time she can leave?" Hey, it's NOT a prison sentence to be served.
• "Tomorrow morning."
• "Oh, problem... [wait for it, here it comes]... Her best friend come from China. She have to go airport to meet. She want to leave 11pm. OK?" Funny how that departure time coincides with club prime time - surely a coincidence
• "No thank you." A MAJOR FAULT - disqualification. If a girl tells me "good business tonight, can make more money at the bar", no problem. She's got a better offer - no problem. But the bs... that's a no score.
• "She like you too much. You cannot help her?"
• "No tonight, thank you." With the disqualification, I don't bother to get a price quote for the reduced service.

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York FR, Thursday, 9:30 - 10:45
So, the question is: Seaview (been there already this week), Imperial (not on a Thursday), Rattlesnake (but I'm downtown already), so the obvious solution is York. Park behind the Imperial Suites (that lot is getting FULL these days), and find my way through the construction maze to the York. Contrary to recent reports, it is open. I am remembered; no cover charge. Upstairs I go.

9:30, the place, while not packed, is certainly not sparse. Immediately spy a number of Cyclone refugees; they certainly "stand out" if you get my drift. Spot Miss 1000; exchange greetings. She, as every other Cyclone refugee I talk to, bemoans the loss of the Cyclone. Along the lines of "it never hurts to ask", I ask her the price for the evening... No need for a name-change there.

Several other Cyclone girls come over to say hi, bemoan Cyclone's loss. The a/c TOTALLY INADEQUATE; I was roasting, or was it the company? Interspersed with the Cyclone girls, a number of [lessor] York girls arriving for job interviews. Maybe because the Cyclone girls knew me, or perhaps their MO was "passive", it was only the "York" girls asking "You want massaggeee?", the Cyclone girls waiting for an offer...

Nice conversation with 1 Cyclone girl I knew (biblical sense). A friend of hers came up to say hi; another Cyclone girl, very nice. After a short chat, they saw more potential elsewhere, so excused themselves and moved away.

Another Cyclone a-lister, who I'd talked with last week at Rattlesnake, said she preferred York: More of a zoo, but prices (for her) slightly better.

Did have to fight off some persistant africans. The "I just want to talk to you; why don't you want to talk with me?" falling on deaf ears - it's NOT JUST exchange chit-chat, and, MORE important, she takes up the landing gate.

Place now filling up, and I am beginning to become concerned about the effectiveness of my deodorant (though others obviously did not have that concern). I was sweating just standing there. Just as I was about to go look for Miss Friend, spotted her, made eye contact, and over she came. Nice, matter of fact discussion of the situation - besides looks, those Cyclone girls, or most of them, do have the english. She remembered me from the Cyclone, and I think I might have remembered her. Finally, gets down to "How much for tonight?"

She gives me the "suggested" "Sometimes customers give me 1000, sometimes 800..." I decline respectfully. She asks me how much I pay. "500". She then asks, "Is that for 1 hour, or 2?" I laugh, say "all night." I figure no chance here, and am beginning to entertain the notion of actually catching the Seaview band's 2nd set, seeing who turns up late (I know all the faces from the 1st set). But I remind myself to follow my own advice: I CAN find someone from York.

Just then, she counters with "Tonight, many people. Good business. 600." Yes, above my ceiling, but sometimes you have to go crazy, throw caution to the winds , and I wasn't going to start haggling over a 100. Only thing I asked was what time would she leave? Her response was "7, 8, 9?" Given I can only sleep in on weekends, I told her anything before 9 would be a no-go; we agreed on 9.

I was also concerned about the walk to the car, but she said at that hour, no problem. (Later on, near closing, she did get a phone call from a gf about "some problems outside York", but did not say exactly what).

No band, only dj (at least before 11). Happy hour until 10; the waitress did give a last call before it ended. Waitresses not pushy for drinks. Many PRC's, a number of africans, and some CIS at the "early" hour (before 11). Some very attractive PRC Cyclone refugees, but some had brought their Cyclone prices along, at least Thursday night. But not all... Perhaps not the glory days of York, but still, worth a visit.

[11Bravo]

some stories that caught my eye last week.

when the freebie isn't free

jail term for manager upheld
http://archive.gulfnews.com/nation/p.../10125677.html

05/15/2007 11:42 pm
dubai: a court has confirmed a three-month jail term for a man who had consensual sex with a flight attendant.

the dubai court of appeal upheld the initial verdict after 27-year-old lebanese manager, f.h., was found guilty of having consensual sex. he will be deported after serving his term.

the public prosecution charged him with [CodeWord125] the 26-year-old brazilian flight attendant.

the dubai court of first instance had also fined him dh1,000 for consuming liquor. the fine was also upheld by the appeal court where the accused was seeking a reduced term.

the victim said, in her statement, she spent that evening with the defendant in a pub in dubai. they consumed beer and went with him to his flat. she claimed he raped her once in his house.

i have my own ideas about what really happened, and a possible feeling of "entitlement"...

but, besides the jail, it's deportation. try explaining that to the home office. while they might laugh with you about "stupid" laws, it might be a different story in the board room: can't obey local laws (or stupid enough to get caught), bringing disrepute to the company name.

why bars have cover charges

dubai - airport perv faces court
tuesday 15 may, 2007

dubai - a man who allegedly went to dubai airport with the intention of rubbing up against women went on trial yesterday for molesting a teenage girl. the 27-year-old egyptian waiter was caught by an undercover cid officer who said he saw the accused brushing himself against the teenager’s back.

“he was standing behind a teenager very close for four times,” the policeman said. as the airport became crowded, the girl was forced to turn and it is claimed that the accused then purposely brushed against her. “i want the verdict as soon as possible because i have a similar case and i’m already due to be deported,” the accused said. a verdict will be issued later this month.

http://www.7days.ae/en/2007/05/15/du...ces-court.html

and if anyone has any doubts why there are cover charges, and that they can be selectively applied... can you image the bar scene if there weren't?

[1Ball]

Just back from a lack-lustre $50 blowjob in a toilet in a tiny Manhattan nightclub in New York

Piper, you are such a romantic..............

[Piper1]

Just back from a lack-lustre $50 blowjob in a toilet in a tiny Manhattan nightclub in New York,so probably not the best time to write. . A Honduran girl did the job. WE played some pool, and I was drunk, so I thought I was in Dubai, and things went pretty quickly from there. ("What's your name? Where you from? How much? Let's go").

(I'm pretty wasted after drinking all night and not sleeping 30 hours between flights. so pardon my spelling)

I'm back at New York JFK airport now - off to Costa Rica in a few hours. I Tell ya, I miss Dubai. where life and the girls are easy, and the gilrs actually enjoy sex.
______

I bought a few sets of lingerie and a couple of vibrators in a New York sex shop today. I hope the Costa Rica girls appreciate my efforts.

PS - my apologies - I cannot post this on the US board.

[Cool Tiger]

Planning ahead for my Dubai trip for week Sunday, I went through the 20+ numbers that I had stored over my previous numerous visits, the last one being in June last year.

Having tried to call these numbers from the UK, I was successful in getting through to only 2 numbers. Rest were dead lines or a message to say that number no longer valid.

It would now appear that a visit to a club will be required, instead of being an option.

[My Kapitan]

Just back in from Waxy's so probably not the best time to write

Jockeys 8pm Thursday. M/F ratio about 5/1 mostly the after work crowd well pissed after too long at it since work. WG content was mostly rough PRCs with the occasional gem. Business was obviously hard going. At about 2045 the late crowd started to arrive just as the expat pissed population were calling it a night, never really understood that move..

Antichrist was at the bar on a stool showing off good shoes - must have had a good week (or night). The late crowd were far superior to the resident bunch. One stunning Platinum blonde, maybe a Cyclone refugee.

Moved onto Ascot Japanese for an excellent meal, even if it's not my favorite.

Seaview at 2330. Exclusively PRC and PI. Some really ruff stuff - all desperate- first time I have seen PIs actively marketing. Maybe 3 Africans- all well used. Band was competent but too loud (for me anyway). Got accosted by a drunk ex pat who claimed to be friend of Mark Knoffler (sic)- Yawn. No sitting room so enough for me, went home. Thursdays huh.

Waxys quietish today - price now 65dhms for 5 drinks and all you can eat breakfast and carvery, still a bargain.

Jules and possibly Regal tonight on the hunt for a 3sum girl.......

MK

[Cool Tiger]

First time in nearly a year, but only for two days (and ONE night). DAMN!!

It may be the case of using an AMP or arrange a call-out to a hotel, as it may be difficult to get away to a club for the night, and have an early start the following day.

Am about to dig out my collection of Dubai Numbers.

[My Kapitan]

Cons being 50's best mate I'll take you litterally and have a beer with you..

PM me.

Seaview tonight - Thurs, and I'm in Waxys for Brunch tomorow. UK and Spain next week but back in town after that.

Miss O accompanying me at all times just look for the stunning blonde with the older fat guy should get y'all in trouble!

[Cons68]

Why all the sudden all at the same time when our last meeting happened at quite different points in time? And on Thursday? come on they will find a customer today for sure... if they feel they will not meet a client on a thursday night then we all should review our pricing guidelines. This muy be a buyers market after all.

I will be either at Rattlesnake or Regal... oh well I have got used to paying no more than 600 + taxis. It will be tough, but I am in the mood for some russian blonde beauty. But with my price ceiling and negotiation skills I wiil end up with chinese again.

Blame on you Fifty-Fifty, you showed me paradise just to take it from me!!! (I mean Sabrina) (And this is a joke, not a serious remark, for those too literal)

It would be nice to meet with some of you and have a beer. I have to say that my last meeting with an experrienced monger was quite productive for me!

That, dear Cons, is a "ping." They are checking for a heartbeat.

On the good side, if they are checking, even during a lull in their business, you must have, at the very least, come across as a nice guy.

My recent visit has been improved greatly with the discovery of a nice 24 yo Dagestani (Moscow was the original report...) who has been in town only 6 days. Though it speaks volumes, considering her very limited DXB experience, she seems to be thrilled with my company. I am also having fun. Her English vocab is now up to about 16 words.

Mark my words, in two months, she will be unbookable, serious rack, nice body, great attitude, and as soon as she learns 50 words in Arabic and English, she will be way less impressed with me.

Can confirm Cyclone padlocked up tight.

Seaview had no women available, so everyone just forget the place and leave it for me. (I am kidding, of course, I saw a dozen pullables the other night.)
Best Seaview selection I have ever seen, Stanis, PRC, a couple CIS, Pinays (one rather cute one) and even a African or two (who, in the great tradition, twisted my nipple as I walked past... only great self control stopped me from reciprocating.)

Is it just me, or has the new bridge reduced traffic problems across the creek? I noted a 2.3% improvement.

[Sporadic]

As no less than 4 girls have sent me SMSes telling me how much they miss me and how much they want to see me...

What is going on? Is the end of the world coming?

That, dear Cons, is a "ping." They are checking for a heartbeat.

On the good side, if they are checking, even during a lull in their business, you must have, at the very least, come across as a nice guy.

My recent visit has been improved greatly with the discovery of a nice 24 yo Dagestani (Moscow was the original report...) who has been in town only 6 days. Though it speaks volumes, considering her very limited DXB experience, she seems to be thrilled with my company. I am also having fun. Her English vocab is now up to about 16 words.

Mark my words, in two months, she will be unbookable, serious rack, nice body, great attitude, and as soon as she learns 50 words in Arabic and English, she will be way less impressed with me.

Can confirm Cyclone padlocked up tight.

Seaview had no women available, so everyone just forget the place and leave it for me. (I am kidding, of course, I saw a dozen pullables the other night.)
Best Seaview selection I have ever seen, Stanis, PRC, a couple CIS, Pinays (one rather cute one) and even a African or two (who, in the great tradition, twisted my nipple as I walked past... only great self control stopped me from reciprocating.)

Is it just me, or has the new bridge reduced traffic problems across the creek? I noted a 2.3% improvement.

[Cons68]

As no less than 4 girls have sent me SMSes telling me how much they miss me and how much they want to see me...

What is going on? Is the end of the world coming?

[Mcavity]

A couple of recent very quick transits through DXB. Was pleased to see Emirates had booked me Le Meridien presenting a Jules opportunity but not so pleased when we arrived late at 01. 00 on Sunday night with the prospect of an 06. 00 departure. Wandered across to Jules, took a quick look and decided to give it a miss until the return trip. No stamina these days! Arrived with a little more time to spare on the Thursday night and ventured out again to Jules. Looked like they were operating a notional cover charge of 70 DHM but even without their hotel card I don’t think they would have pushed it. The place was packed at 01. 00 and I can’t say I took to the band but it wasn’t music I was after. Browsed for a while; a number of tasty PIs but they all seemed to be engaged in negotiations with potential customers. Spotted a reasonable looking PRC who wouldn’t budge from 700 ST. Perhaps she read the picture too well and saw me correctly as "in transit and in a hurry". Anyway I agreed the price and we sauntered back to my room, Meridien clearly totally GF. Bell boys in the corridors giving helpful directions to my room when I couldn’t find it (! ). In the room Lucy was OK. Mid 20’s Pretty enough face, . A bit more solid than the average PRC and her tits collapsed a bit once out the padded bra but were still reasonable enough size wise. Humoured her with my basic Chinese which kept her amused and had as much as of GFE as you can in an hour. DFK, CBJ, CG and finished mish. She then gave me quite a good massage telling me she was from Shanghai, had one baby and was in Dubai for three months to make as much money as possible before heading back to the People’s Republic. The latter may be true but from her looks and Chinese accent she was definitely a "Dongbei" girl. She was keen to get back to Jules to find another punter. Overall conclusion; Night stopping in Le Meridien courtesy of the airline presents a window of opportunity with no hassle for those with only 5-6 hours to spend.

Macavity

[11Bravo]

Hint: Learned the hard way that getting from WTC area to Diera at 6pm sucks!! Also, want to know how to really [CodeWord140] off your Indian cab driver? Ask him to head in the direction of Sharjah during rush hour(s). The guy seriously cursed under his breath the entire way, it was comical!

LOL. But your "white boy" DID count for something: for others, he would have refused the trip, making some excuse about going off-duty...

Very enjoyable read - the time it takes to write such an FR is appreciated...

One suggestion: if you hit the regular bars, you can always ask if she has her own place, or knows of one you can use. Might be an extra fee if it's a 3rd party accomodation. Some girls will, some won't. Or Doctopuss's suggestion of a ST room at the Broadway sounds like something to remember.

Can anyone find the place on Google Earth and provide the coordinates?

Went to Ratllesnake after but the door staff dememnded 35dhms each. After spending over 600dhms in the restaurant I refused, they wouldn't budge so we left.

They really don't seem to have a clue about "rewarding" good customers. It's almost as if they're "independent" entities: the restaurant independent of the bar, even though in same hotel. And what about the case if you want to eat inside the Rattlesnake (obviously other "attractions" too, but still...). The menu is certainly not that great, but it used to be, if you were feeling a bit peckish (for several things), you could pop-in, grab a few things to quell the various hungers... Just one of those aggravating things - you want to charge me to go in and spend money... I don't mind an entrance fee IF MOST of it will be returned in drinks.

So, taking into account that taxis will probably be around 150 ...

Where the hell do you live? You must be talking SERIOUS suburbs

Just returned from another Dubai trip. Just a summary of my trip, a bit long winded but trying to pull out the relevant details

Another very enjoyable read. Again, thanks for taking the time to report. Always nice to experience dxb through some "fresh" eyes...

Sabrina, who could be an excellent provider, has developed an attitude

That can happen when they figure out their true market value...
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Seaview, Monday, 9:30 - 11:30

Had not been to Seaview for a couple of months. Nice to get back and be remembered. Band rocking as ever. Early on, fairly sparse. The usual work ethic PRC's in attendence. As the evening progressed, the place filled up (it is small). Looking, a very unfavorable M/F ratio, but that can be misleading. Number of crew cuts in attendence that increased the M population.

By 10:30, place rocking. A VERY nice CIS, black strapless cocktail dress looking very appealing. 45 minutes later, don't know if she had already been pulled, or had just disappeared into a corner, but did not see her. Did see that her sidekick, OK, but not as nice, was still around. A few africans, but majority of wg's (at least for the 1st set) PRC's. A number of familiar faces present, several missing (e.g., Miss Phone). Several couples on dates.

Just as I was leaving at 11:30 (damn that 0-dark hundred wakeup), 4 wg philipinas walking in. Had seen 2 inside already.

Certainly a number that appealed to me, YMMV. Not the numbers of the Rattlesnake, did not spot any Cyclone refugees, but certainly a better band.

[Cons68]

That was my first thought too. As usual when I quote these girls I am not stating something, I am just quoting. It was not clear from my writing.

The only known facts are that the girls arrived 3-4 months ago and one of them is going back already (and she was not a star). Also both girls were quite jealous of Sabrina as she has adapted far better and is doing quite nicely, she paid her debt in 20 days while these two girls (Diane and her friend) could only eat rice and complained that Sabrina "she is rich, she can eat anything she likes"

However Diane will stay and pay.

For the rest, I just quote what I was told... The only relevant things for me here:
i) Sabrina, who could be an excellent provider, has developed an attitude
ii) The other girls are too scared to do anything
iii) Eventually they are returning back to PI

None of this is good news I am afraid. Not the end of the world if you are "country agnostic" but a bit of an issue if you have a fetish on filipino girls

Cons you've been around a while surely you can't seriously believe she 'got away without paying'? They all have to pay back the debt - one way or another.
She will be meet on her return home. For sure.