Sauna Club Planet Happy Garden - Oedt

[Alkmar Punter]

Last Saturday night was in the Happy Garden , entered the club at 6 pm and the parkinglot was full to both sides.
There was the big party going on, although I doubted the weather would be fine, it cleared up down South East and it eventually proved to be very favourable.

PHG reopened it's groundlevel section with kamers and was at full capacity now , of course this partying night gave easy twice as many men as girls , a total complement of some some 220 I guess , still there were no waiting times all night long.
I re united with the happy IJsberenclub under Willem2 , about all the prominents were around.
In the fooddivision there were several tables with many delicious starters , the cocktail bar was open , there was a dj and rockhard soundmachines , tombola events , dancing girls and some strippers. And this all at 50 Euros.

The maindish was the roasted pig on the spit , around 10 pm , many drinks to offer incl RedBulls , Corona's etc. At 11 delicous 'toetjes' , sweet as the pussies I managed to lick in due time.

At least that was Kinga again , I did her more, very cute Polish brunette, not a hard sucker but nice kisser , sweet tasting to both sides and ending up on top what was top.
Later I found Constanzia , a Russian brunette from Kaliningrad , 5 months in PHG.
While we were cockstiffing she was announced as 'Miss PHG , Willem2 came to lead her to the stage personally. later on we re united , well , now I know who Miss PHG is and and again what a perfect blow is. She was great , a nice kisser and a very perfect experience.
It was a good saturdaynight when after 12 I left the premises , doing some nice hugs and kisses with Jacqueline and Kinga .....

[Zimmer]

Arrived at DUS airport last Wednesday at noon and from where I took a train to Düsseldorf main station. From the main station I took a train to Kempen (departure every 30 minutes, duration 37 min) and from the station in Kempen I took a cab to PHG for exactly 10 €. The last train back to Düsseldorf from Kempen departures at 23.15.

I don’t really enjoy sauna clubs I much more prefer true FKK clubs with totally naked women. But so many people are telling positive things about GT and PHG so I feel I have to visit both clubs to experience it with my own eyes. I’ve previously made a report on my visit to GT. You can read it here http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=627952 (basically I didn’t feel too comfortable at GT).

I now wanted to try PHG and in my opinion this club is better than GT. Or perhaps I should say that my so far only visit to PHG was better than my so far only visit to GT. A single visit is probably not enough to judge a club.

What I liked better than GT is basically:

1. In PHG it was much easier to get attention from the girls. The girls seem to pay attention to every customer no matter if he is a regular or not. No desperate approaching either.

2. PHG was not nearly as crowded as GT, it’s a smaller club but large enough for me.

3. Not such extremely short food supply.

First girl was Lisa from Germany, tall blond model body. I asked her to go to a room but first she told me no kissing on mouth and no DATY. She is a very honest girl and tells right away her restrictions so I have no problem with this. I agreed and we went to a room. Great blowjob and sex so I decided to go for 1 hour with CIM. Total cost 100 €, excellent value. Very nice girl and I would repeat if I visit this club again.

Second girl was Anja from Germany. She is a tall blond girl from Germany, big enhanced breasts. Looks very good but not as good as Lisa though. Nice girl and good professional service.

I enjoyed this place and I would recommend it for any groups of friends visiting the area. I myself will probably stick to true FKK clubs. If not PHG or GT will introduce a Nudity Day (opposite of the FKK clubs Dessous Tag) that is…

Again I think PHG is a really great place, but I still prefer true FKK’s.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Big30]

Today the cellar rooms in Happy are finally back in business!

That 's all I have to tell.

Regards,

Big30

(short reply on message #316 by Woof Woof

- The Girl form Romania indeed is Simona, just forgot her!
- Louisa and Shakira were only for 1 day (at te re-start party) in nanu34, you can find them both still in Happy but also sometimes in FKK-Haus close to Stuttgart.
- Last month in PHG I found less satisfying (waiting times, not enough girls, "Ferien" for some of the girls.
- Some PHG girls were last month working in other clubs as for example Gt.
- Let us see what will now happen in Happy now all the rooms can be used.
- No further news on Villa Vertigo ... .)

[Warsteiner]

Guys,

I had a quick visit to PHG on Sunday 29th July. I arrived at about 2pm to find quite a few (Dutch) cars in the car park. After entering and changing I was a littel disappointed with the line up. Some of the women were quite old and there was a fair amount of silicon on show, which is something I am not in to. I hung around for a couple of hours and at 4pm the better talent showed up.

The first session was with Dominique (Poland), 5'10 tall, short blond hair and a silm athletic body. She had been working in the club for 6 days and was going back to Poland for 1 or 2 weeks the next day before returning. Good DFK, the BBBJ was pretty average but she is into rimming and can come during DATY if you rim her.

Looks - 9
Session - 8
Repeatability - 8

The 2nd session was with Loredana/Shakira. I'd spotted her during a previous visit in Jan and knew from the German/Dutch board that she was one of the stars. She is 5'6 tall, long blond hair, very pert B cup breasts and a tight arse. She does great DFK, BBBJ and is really into being on top.

Looks - 9
Session - 9
Repeatability - 10

Two great sessions but I was a bit disappointed in the line up as during my visits in Dec and Jan the club was full of stunners. Maybe this is more of a Winter club and GT is the place to be in the Summer.

[Chicafan]

Would love to hear the latest on my favorite club, PHG.
-Cheers,
WW

I would like to add that I also really like PGH. It could be a little boring in the winter I suppose as it's a smaller club but in warm months and nights they have the barbeque going out by the pool it's outstanding... heaven on earth.

[Warsteiner]

What is Ft?

FT = Französisch Total i.e. CIM (Cum In Mouth)

[Woof Woof]

Name of girl of session 4 could be Isabella, but she is from Polen. I know no girl form Romania in PHG that matches the profile you give, could be Andella or Lia although for the 2 of them have a C-cup and that does not give a match.

I think that's Simona he's talking about. She is Romanian.

Dasha indeed gives a top-service, Ft is possible with her but that will not happen during a first visit.

What is Ft?

Lavinia is now back in PHG (just as Shakira/Loredana actually), if you miss them in Happy great change that you can meet them in FKK-Haus close to Stuttgart!

Interesting. I thought they had moved to the new club Nanu.

Maybe if I can find some time, I will write more about what is happening now in PHG and some of the clubs close to PHG!

Regards,

Big30

Would love to hear the latest on my favorite club, PHG.
-Cheers,
WW

[Woof Woof]

Session 4: Isabella? Romanian, Blonde haired, blue eyed, Awesome natural C cup tits, nice ass A really good session. Mish, Doggie She looks great from behind when screwing doggie style.

Looks: 9
Service: 9
Repeat factor: Yes

Sounds like Simona. A great ass indeed, more like a bubble butt that's well proportioned with her 5'5" frame.

[Alkmar Punter]

Session 3: Dasha, Lithuanian, 5'6", Light brown eyes, silky smooth skin. I had done a trip report back in March on her. She is definitely repeat material. She is one of those special girls maybe 1 in 80 who has an extra half inch of Labia which shimmeys across the top of your cock when you fuck her Doggie Style. A true turn on. She can also squeeze her clam when you screw Mish which is also very nice. Had the best fuck session of the day with her. A great fuck. Mish, Cowgirl, Doggie

I can only confirm this , amazing how Dasha (she's mixed Russian) can squeeze , a banana in two halves definitely, once you're well into a nice fuck in mish she raises her butt slightly and with a naughthy twinckle in her eyes she 'squeezes her clam' when you have to stop very soon, in doggie she also applied it where I could forget about a third position on top .... also her blowjob is definitely for repeat.

Actually I noticed more girls squeezing like hell, they followed some training course or what ?

Alini , from Bahia de Salvador , little girl 20 years nice petit body often white bikini, maybe not the best looker but very effective session, squeeze factor almost like Dasha. Blowjob started too careful but after some fatherly encouragement I eventually had to stop her from climbing into my cock.
Said she would return to Brazil soon.

Jaqueline , from Pilzen Cz, friendly horny looker with a nice ass, mixed brown hair, she's not too tall, black lingerie, very good blowjob and also an amazing squeezing factor. Hope she'll soon return from Cz.

[Big30]

Session 1: Romanian, Tall, Slender, Jet Black curly hair, blue eyes, C cup tits, nice tan. Awesome session, Mish, Doggie, Cowgirl.

Session 4: Isabella? Romanian, Blonde haired, blue eyed, Awesome natural C cup tits, nice ass A really good session. Mish, Doggie She looks great from behind when screwing doggie style.

Name of girl of sesions 1 very likely is Kiara (although she has B-cup).

Name of girl of session 4 could be Isabella, but she is from Polen. I know no girl form Romania in PHG that matches the profile you give, could be Andella or Lia although for the 2 of them have a C-cup and that does not give a match.

Dasha indeed gives a top-service, Ft is possible with her but that will not happen during a first visit.

Maria is a nice girl to talk and have fun with, in the room her service is let us say "mangelhaft" (not that good!)

I was told actually that the room problems will be solved within less than 2 weeks. Let us say seeing is believing.

Lavinia is now back in PHG (just as Shakira/Loredana actually), if you miss them in Happy great change that you can meet them in FKK-Haus close to Stuttgart!

Recently some very interesting girls from Polen showed up in Happy. Food in Happy certainly when compared with Gt is just great.

Line-up in PHG now is better than Gt. This is true only the last few weeks. Before I must admit Gt was better.

If you like girls from Romania (I do!) please be also aware of the good service of Angie and Maya!

Maybe if I can find some time, I will write more about what is happening now in PHG and some of the clubs close to PHG!

Regards,

Big30

[Hamboner]

Well I had to make a return trip since it had been 4 months since my vist to Happy Pussy Garden in March with my Dad.

Session 1: Romanian, Tall, Slender, Jet Black curly hair, blue eyes, C cup tits, nice tan. Awesome session, Mish, Doggie, Cowgirl. Had a pretty long first session since I had 4 girls the night before at FKK Labyrinth which has gone downhill somewhat since my last visit. I will post another report on this.

Looks: 8
Service: 8
Repeat Factor: Yes

Session 2: Tatiana, Russian, Fiery red hair, blue eyes, C cup silicone tits.
This is one of those girls who looks good in a swimsuit, but once the clothes come off and you squeeze the silicone tits is not what you expected. Mish, Cowgirl

Looks: 7
Service: 6
Repeat Factor: No

Session 3: Dasha, Lithuanian, 5'6", Light brown eyes, silky smooth skin. I had done a trip report back in March on her. She is definitely repeat material. She is one of those special girls maybe 1 in 80 who has an extra half inch of Labia which shimmeys across the top of your cock when you fuck her Doggie Style. A true turn on. She can also squeeze her clam when you screw Mish which is also very nice. Had the best fuck session of the day with her. A great fuck. Mish, Cowgirl, Doggie

Looks: 8
Service: 9
Repeat factor: Yes

Session 4: Isabella? Romanian, Blonde haired, blue eyed, Awesome natural C cup tits, nice ass A really good session. Mish, Doggie She looks great from behind when screwing doggie style.

Looks: 9
Service: 9
Repeat factor: Yes

(Missed out on a session with Lavinia, Romanian C cup tits, model slim body. Would like to go back and give her a try.)

Session 5: Maria Romanian, Dark tan, Black hair, Brown eyes, B+ tits. I was going to call it a night but I made my final round and Maria talked me into a session. Again this is a girl who looks good in a swimsuit but when she took off her top, her tits were droopy, Loppy ones, a true turnoff. Also, because of all my previous sessions, she was going to have to do something spectacular to get me hard and have a good session. Had a quick, Mish and Doggie then went limp. She just didn't do it for me and I ended the session. Wish I would have passed on this one.

All in all a good day. 3 good sessions out of 5. Missed the dinner buffet at 7PM which is one of the best around.

[Chicafan]

I find the early shift is many of the same girls that are there into the night. I have liked the early shift at PHG. If you want a second club to consider, Goldentime is probably better than Yin Yang. But if I were flying back tomorrow my first stop would be PHG. It's smaller than Goldentime but it's very nice.

http://www.goldentime.de/engl/

I would like some advice about the daytime shift.

I will spend 1½ days in the neigbourhood sometime this summer. Plan is to visit both PHG and Yin Yang for the first time. Is one place better than the other regarding the early shift, assuming I must leave in the afternoon? Differences between weekdays and weekends?

Thanks

[Willem2]

I would like some advice about the daytime shift.

I will spend 1½ days in the neigbourhood sometime this summer. Plan is to visit both PHG and Yin Yang for the first time. Is one place better than the other regarding the early shift, assuming I must leave in the afternoon? Differences between weekdays and weekends?

Thanks

There used to be much more girls in PHG than in YY. And in fact that is still the case. But in both clubs you can have fun. And how many girls do you really need

Wednesday, thursday and friday are the days with the most girls. Saturday and tuesday it all depends. Think about 45-65 girls in PHG / YY about 30-45 girls.

Greetings Willem

PS a lot will also depend if PHG can re-open their rooms downstairs

[Everhard]

I would like some advice about the daytime shift.

I will spend 1½ days in the neigbourhood sometime this summer. Plan is to visit both PHG and Yin Yang for the first time. Is one place better than the other regarding the early shift, assuming I must leave in the afternoon? Differences between weekdays and weekends?

Thanks

[Willem2]

To Big30,

Yes, I think that's her name. She also has a very pretty face. Will have to put her high on the to-do list for next time.

I have asked Big30 and I think also that it's Justina. Anja wasn't there on that day. Willi69 was also coming with the name Yula (Polen).

To Willem2,

Doesn't Anja often hang out with Lisa? If that's her, she has a great body and tiny tits and I don't think she's as tall as Justina.

Thanks to both of you,

WW

Hmm I think that is Noëlle. She also likes champagne.

Anja is about 1.75-1.78m, blond, not that slim anymore and D-cup (sillicons). She isn't working that much anymore. But she gives good professional service.