Jakarta

[Morepoonhound]

No, this story is NOT about a woman who weighs over 120 kg. But since there have been several posts recently about finding freebies on AFF, I thought it useful to share this story:

Oops! The last thing I need is to get involved in a potential marriage-wrecking situation, nor do I need or want to be a surrogate father to someone else’s kid. Luckily my cell phone beeped a minute later with an sms from a friend, I read it and, pretending that it was from my office, said “sorry, I have to get back to my office right away to send a fax to the U.S. before closing time,” left money to pay for the drinks and got up and left.

I then sent an sms to her later explaining that I was real busy at work and wouldn’t be able to see her anytime soon. She then sent a couple of sms’s over the next week saying hello and which I ignored, then I’ve never heard from her again.

Mighty Spearsman, great story. Thanks.

You likely have more experience with this sort of thing than I do anyway, so you probably played this (dangerous) opportunity correctly. More for other readers than for the very experienced hunters who post here, I offer some suggestions for dealing with the non-professional ladies that you may find opportunities for bonking with from time to time.

I have written a few times about the fun available through the amateur ladies of AFF, but be careful. There are more than a few women on AFF looking for serious relationships, along the lines of the story that Master Spearsman just shared. The first clue is in the "Looking for" part of their AFF profile header. There are multiple options, including looking for "1-on-1 sex", "discreet relationship" and "alternative activities", plus some others. Most women choose multiple "Looking for" objectives.

If you want to limit yourself strictly to fuck-buddy status, even if you are honest about being a married man like I am in my own profile, then make sure that women you approach have "1-to-1 sex" in their list of objectives. Best to steer completely clear of any who put only "discreet relationship", or only "alternative activities" for their objectives.

The next clue is to read their profile for phrases like looking for "a soulmate" or "someone to care for me" or "serious relationship", or (no-brainer) "a man to be my husband". No joke, there are more than a few women who openly write things like this on AFF. Avoid, or as TV-fans of my generation may understand "Danger, danger Will Robinson". You can look that up on Wikipedia if you don’t catch the reference (grin).

On the other hand, if one of those women is well-educated (BA degree or better) and is exactly my physical type (tall and slim or tall and athletic), I often still try my luck along the following lines. I wrap my approach in whatever come-on seems likely to get her attention, but my basic message is that I cannot be "the one" because I am married. Tapi barangkali I can be "the fun" while you look for your soulmate. And then I make my pitch.

Because I am polite and friendly, and ok, maybe because my profile makes clear that I love to eat pussy (grin again), some of these women write back to me, and several of these now regular fuck-buddies are totally open with me about their ongoing search for a serious relationship. These are not professional working-girls gentlemen. They may well want a sugar-daddy, but none of them have ever put the money-bite on me, because I made it clear from the beginning that I am only offering sex, while leading first with my tongue (which I make sure I deliver on).

I don’t want to make this sound too easy. Most of these women either ignore me completely or tell me they only want to be my friend on email. Your chances are much better chasing the ladies who are clear that they are looking for 1-on-1 sex. The beauty is that you don’t have to choose. Chase both/all types like I do (full smile).

But be careful. Here is the obligatory scare story – this happened to me less than 3 months ago. A married woman who could have been Miss Indonesia if she were 15 cm taller exchanged half-a-dozen increasingly wild and nakal emails with me – and we really connected via email. Only when we finally met face-to-face, it became clear she was looking for a "love story" type romance as escape from a marriage she is really unhappy in.

Not quite as bad as Mighty Spearsman’s situation, but it sounded too much like "Fatal Attraction" to me (do you know that movie – Glen Close and Michael Douglas? ). So I bailed out before the first kiss. Maybe more fair to say that she bailed on me when I wouldn't agree to be at her beck and call 24x7 when visiting Jakarta. That one was really hard (and so was I by the time she walked away from our meeting – grinning ruefully).

If I had let my dick do 100% of the thinking, I’m sure I could have banged Ms almost-Indonesia. But I would have had to lie about my intentions, and I would have had to watch my back in future, because you really don’t want to cross an Indonesian woman who has connections and who passes up her pussy in exchange for your emotional commitment. Don’t do it fellas, even if you are single, is my best advice. There is plenty of less complicated poon available all across Indonesia.

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[Rainman 2108]

Singapore isn't the place I worry about though because they come back from there. It's when they go to Japan that I don't like. Many times they go there and don't ever return. There was a strong Japanese trade taking our indo girls a few years ago, but I don't think it's as rampant anymore. They would offer the girls a one year "contract", but you'd never see the girls come back. One example I knew of was where the Japanese pimps had an indo girl named Hanna working as a mama san recruiting the girls. She was actually fairly young as well. She used to go to the different bars and discos offering the girls this chance of a lifetime to make big money. I haven't seen her around for a while, but I know at least 10 different girls she recruited back then and I haven't seen a single one again since they left.

Huh. JAPAN.

Training in Furama Restaurant before flying to Japan on that 6 months contract. It's not true that they don't returned. Maybe they got married for those u know?

I used to have a girlfriend whom I met in one of the Japanese KTV in BLK M when I arrived 10 yrs back. She went with her Japanses Boyfriend to bangkok when he was posted there. Came back after they have a fight n worked part time in the KTV. We went out a few times before she left for Japan.

Then she send me mail with a pregnancy text paper showing that she is pregnant. I ignore it and she actually called me from Japan. We talk about her job but I could not be responsible since we knew each other for less then a month before she left. Well, never heard from her for a long while till one day she called saying she is back in Jakarta for a break and going to Japan again. Asked if I wanted to meet up which I reject.

There were also few others whom I know returned. One of them is in Top Gun quite often on week end. Name is Ros if I remember correctly.

Cheers

[Rainman 2108]

Just wondering, anybody here fish in high end clubs like X2, Vertigo, Embassy etc?

My friend got lucky in Tipsy (Kemang), got a girl to go back with us whom just came in. We continue drinking back in my house and she mentioned that she is supposed to meet another friend there at tipsy and suggested that her friend also come down to my place.

Well, nobody say no to such offer right? When she arrive, I was already quite tipsy n since only some lights are on in the house, did not clearly see how she looks like. Then I fell asleep and was awaken by that lady that just came asking me to go to my room to sleep. Without hesitation, hold her hand and lead her to where my room is. Strip and had a good session and fell asleep thereafter.

Was surprised there was a girl next to me when I woke up in the morning, she was naked and so the morning erection helps. Great sex again.

Best thing were, did not know where she comes from and what's her name. So wash out and got ready to go to work. Saw my friends and that lady sleeping outside. Looks like they have great fun.

So off we goes and I alight somewhere near my office and told the driver to send them back. No money given nor discussed. Just a kiss bye.

Few days later, my friend asked that I join him at Tipsy again as the other lady is going there. Met them there again and as usual, back to my house and stay the night.

They are normal working ladies that just love to hang out in Kemang area.

Biggest problem with Kemang or these High end clubs is that people start coming only around midnight and party end around 3am.

Another time, this lady friend of my friend said she is tipsy and is with another friend and that they would like to drop by my place for more drink.

Well, this other girl she brought is a university student and just party sometimes with her. We had some wine and thereafter just lead that lady to my room. Another great night.

The former is 21 and the latter is latter is 23. Now am in contact regularly with both. The student knows about the 1st but not the other way round.

Now it seem they are looking for more then just sex but a relationship. Maybe time to go back fishing in the clubs for new stocks?


I hv seem some Bule in dragonfly before and am sure they came in alone but see them kissing, dancing and hugging girls when the party end. I am sure there are more to it.


Anybody got some similar story to share?

Cheers

[Rainman 2108]

Seems to be "the rich executive club" in permata hijau. Just open.

Care to tell us more about this place. Is it open to the public?

My friend brought me there but I could not get hold of him recently.

Cheers

[Rainman 2108]

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The massage ladies are not. Strictly speaking. Available for sex, but none have turned me down yet. If you want to be sure of that second shot (which you will have to tip additional for of course), maybe tell her when she walks in that you want full service, and ask to change if she isn't keen.

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The owner goes by the nick of Qibye in many other forums. U can call him to arrange transport for you if u managed to get in touch with him. If u like golf, he can arrange to play with u too, he is a 20 handicapper.

Do u know.. His freelancer, some of which are local Indo Chinese finish work at 9 pm where the SPA close. U can arrange to bring these girls out for fun, disco, pubbing or check in to your hotel... Tip them well the next morning of course.


Hope the above infor helps for those always asking where to find Chinese Indo girls.....

Cheers

[Morepoonhound]

Morepoonhound - One thing I have to ask you - no offence - but why is your "hit rate" in BATS so low!? It's been posted in here a few times that circa 70% of the girls in there are hookers so if your hit rate is on average 1 in 30 it means if my arithmetic is correct, even when you try to score with a hooker, you fail to score 95% of the time! Surely not?!

My miscommunication, Bulai69 (and anyone else who might have had the same question). Actually I don't recall EVER having been turned down, when hitting on a lady in BATS (or CJ's, or TigaPuloh, or the's Place, etc. For that matter).

What I meant in saying that "my hit-rate is 1 in 20 on a good night", is that typically only 5 percent (or less) of the women in the hooker bars are my ideal physical type. Actually I have two ideal types. Tall and slim, and athletic with a tight body and good muscle definition, especially a hot ass (the proverbial gym-bunnies). Yeah, yeah, I know. Join the queue (grin). Probably the reason I find so few is because the hard-core hunters snaffle them up either by phone-call before they ever hit the bar, or the moment they walk into the place.

I got spoiled early in life by going to university at a school with a primo ballet program. I had the good fortune to date a few ballerinas in succession. Then after getting into the working world, I hooked up with several serious female body-builders. For those of you who follow such things, think Rachel McLeish because I am more into well-sculpted beauties and not at all into muscular almost-men-type females.

Reasonable fellow that I am, I let my friend with the small brain decide on choice of date for the evening, when my big brain doesn’t spot any of my favourite types in the room. Sure I have my standards, but they can be flexible depending on how hard my dick is. On this, I am guessing that I have company (grin again).

But once I find a hard-bodied little wench, or a tall and slim sylph-type, then I make sure I get her phone number and I repeat on jumping her bones pretty much indefinitely until either she moves on (literally), or she starts getting relationship-oriented.

So this post isn’t just about me, let me introduce a nut-brown-skinned hot-body called Meela who I will guess more than one of you may have sampled from out of BATS. Meela has an ass like Jennifer Lopez (seriously) and is one of the hottest fucks that I have had in a very long while. I did Meela regularly in 2005 and 2006 (400k per pop, though she first asked 1 million), for a few months, until some other admirer sponsored her visa to Switzerland. Even after telling me she was engaged and leaving any day now, she would come rock my world when I called. But the day finally came when she simply disappeared and no longer answered her phone.

Several months later, I saw Meela in BATS again on a night when I already was on my way out the door with a new friend (a slim sylph type called Maryam who I may write about another time). We spoke long enough for Meela to tell me how cold Switzerland had been, but I didn’t think to get her new number, and I haven’t seen her in BATS again since. Of course I will love to do her again if our paths cross, but my tip for any of you is that she is every bit as hot as that wonderful ass looks. If you meet her, invite her home and treat her nicely. She is really wonderful.

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[Rainman 2108]

Excuse this first "virgin" posting from the veteran mongerers, such as the infamous John Aldrich (I bumped into your friend Sunny from Exxon, whilst transiting from Singapore to UK not so long ago!), Smoothy, Knight 1001, Rainman, 1Ball, Joel Goodson, Sapperken and last but not least, Mighty Spearsman.
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Huh, Is that the reason Knight called last night?

Welcome back then,

Cheers

[Rainman 2108]

I then sent an sms to her later explaining that I was real busy at work and wouldn’t be able to see her anytime soon. She then sent a couple of sms’s over the next week saying hello and which I ignored, then I’ve never heard from her again.

Nice one MS.

Met this nice lady in a party, she own a saloon and after a drink too many went back to my kost. Had a real good time and before eruption... The phone ring and the guard remind me that no guest allowed after 1am... Tried to explain that I need a few more min but he refuses.

so no choice but to order a taxi to send her back. She is mid 30 with 2 kids and divorced. We planed to meet again and after some SMS exchanges over the next couple of days. I do not feel comfortable as I find her to be very temperamental, gets upset very easily. So I avoid her.. and the SMS exchanges just get less and eventually stop.

Few months later on a Sunday afternoon. She called telling me she got a headache and want me to go over to her house to have sex. She said she just heard from the radio that sex can cure headache....... I ignore giving excuses that am busy...

Funny world isn't it here.

Cheers

[Mandiri]

I forgot to mention that I was the only bule at Hotel Alexis, not a single bule there except me (and except the bule russian working girls ! LOL). Mostly local Indo guys, also some Korean, Japanese and Chinese clients -- certainly on that very day being a Saturday afternoon.

On the subject of the Russian working girls there, I found none of them attractive. Besides, as is typical with European prostitution, they look not happy (almost grouchy) to be there (can't blame them of course, but I guess that's why I enjoy Asia WG's as opposed to Euro ones: they can be so GFE despite all their misery!).

[Mandiri]

So Ramadan starts Sep 13 thru Oct 12 , and then Idul Fitri for the week following . Is that correct?

RL

Yes, Sir!

[Mandiri]

Following Mongerxx’s response to my post and some advice coming from other sources, I entertained my client ar Alexis Hotel (ex Grand Ancol).

Upfront, I will mention here that this place is fantastic – very high-end, top service, clean, functional, beautiful girls from various countries.

Being stationed in the South of Jakarta and going to Alexis Hotel (even on a Saturday), it took me a good 60mn to reach the place using the toll. The place does not look much from the outside. We went to the Spa floor. Very nice spa, very clean, 3 jacuzzis at different water temperatures, plenty of (fake) trees, a fountain, a good lighting and relaxing background music make you feel you are outdoor in a very peaceful and relaxing environment. By the jacuzzis, a number of rooms where regular clean massages are being delivered (you can see thru because there is no door, there’s only a veil separating the room from the jacuzzi section). Going down a few stairs and this is the high-end bar with various groups of girls (groupped by origin: locals, PRC, Thai, Russia). This bar is very nice, with wooden floor, red curtains, comfy couches etc. Pricing vary from 600k for a local Indo up to 1. 8 M Rp to a so-called Thai model (PRC at 1. 5 M Rp). Most of the girls are good to very good looking – very few non-lookers. Pricing includes 30mn at the spa with the lady and 60mn in a bedroom.

I picked a local Indo gal, not a stunner, but firm titts and nice GFE attitude, for 600k. My client took a 1. 3M Rp Thai gal. Off we went to the jacuzzi, and it was paradise, sitting in the jacuzzi with my girl, her rubbing and massaging me very GFE-like, other couples engaged in the same activity. Great to bond and get the gal in a mood ahead of the upcoming bang!

We then moved on the bedroom, again very high-end, red curtains, a bed a la 5 Star hotel, private bathrrom with little pebbles on the floor, very spa-like. I enjoyed a great session where my gal gave me a great BBBJ for a good 15mn (I forgot to CBJ, it was so delightful and GFE-like! ) and she even came. Super GFE, a session to remember, especially with all the mirrors in the room, I was watching her suck me and then myself pumping away: I was a porn star! Great ego-booster!

By the way, my gal is number 119 by the name of Nike – Jakarta girl, claims she has worked there for 3 months, before that she was working in a Karaoke. Very petite but great firm titts, fantastic shaped small butt, very GFE with me. Highly recommended. I gave her a big tip, that’s how happy I was by the GFE.

My client enjoyed a great session too with his Thai provider. It was CBJ vs BBBJ on the menu there, as Thai gals are usually accustomed to (good on them! ).

Overall damage: spa+drinks+gals= 2. 8M Rp.

This is not your every day bang of course, but this is a great place to treat yourself every once in a while. Highly recommended. Very high-end.

Enjoy!

[Robert Long]

Here you go:

http://www.expat.or.id/info/holidays.html

So Ramadan starts Sep 13 thru Oct 12 , and then Idul Fitri for the week following . Is that correct?
RL

[Mandiri]

I am making my way back to Jakarta late August.

I usually come early in the year but this year I will be coming later.

Can anyone tell me if there are any holidays or festivals that may interfere with mongering in late August early September.

I don't want to arrive and find the place dead.

By the way had a recent trip to Tanjong Balai Karim and it was excellent. Prices are lower and girls are just as good but the only thing to do there is drink, bonk and eat.

Here you go:

http://www.expat.or.id/info/holidays.html

[ProfDesigner]

PLEASE if you find a way to make it bigger PLEASE don't post it! That's really not my kind of body and I was having my tea when I openned it!

Haha, I agree totally, I swear there are four hot indonesian girls inside that body wanting to break out

[Dorman]

Ah, dorman I laughed my ass off when I read your post. Been there (have not) done that. I was flat-out horrified by the size of one lady that it sounds like you have at least corresponded with. Conclusion: I ain’t sticking my harpoon in that. Oh my word! And the word i’m thinking of is whale, biiiig fucking whale. And with tits the size of an elephant!

That is unquestionably the funniest report I have ever read on this forum and also the most frightening.

Your description of the meeting at the front of the hotel had me in tears laughing and the way you asked yourself how you get into these situations must have struck a chord with all the guys here who've let themselves get into situations where a future of life time celibacy seemed like a good option.

Why is it frightening? Because until I read your post I was one sms away from hooking up with your big pal! Come on, the photos she posts don't make her look too bad, she describes herself as "tall" rather than elephantine, she is persuasive when she describes what she wants from a man, no she hasn't got around to the toys with me yet but the availability of any orifice for whatever purpose I may desire has been made explicit - several times.

I was this close to saying "Ah what the hell, I'll go for it, she might be a wee bit on the chubby side but what's the worst that could happen?".

Thank you Morepoonhound, from the botom of my heart I thank you, I will be forever in your debt.