Lisbon

[Spider916]

I went to Gallery after the EB. There were a few doable girls there but not that many, most were again too fat for my taste.

There I met Marcella, a black haired Brazilian girl that speaks extremely good English. She is rather slim compared to the other girls and I guess he's around 26. She operates together with a (fake)blond Brazilian with a tattooed back.

After some drinks Marcella agreed to come to my hotel for 200 for all night. Then it turned ugly.
As soon as we were in the room she popped a Vodka for 15 € from the minibar without asking. I was not too happy about that but didn't say anything. When I put my wallet and other valuables in the safe, which I always do even if I am completely drunk, she started to act strangely and demanded that I pay her first. I showed her the money and told her that I would pay her in the morning, as agreed in the bar. She then flipped and demanded that I pay her immediately. After a heated argument I asked her to leave. She did, but not without trowing the rest of the vodka on my papers on my desk.

Does anybody know her and had similarly bad experiences?

[Spider916]

After I had heard quite a few good things about it but The Elefanto Branco was the biggest disappointment on my recent trip to LIS.
It's quite small and it was packed with elder guys. I saw about 15 women on a Friday night around 1 and ALL were old and overweight.
I left after an expensive beer wondering about the taste of some people.

[Spider916]

Guys,

I did RTFF but could not find much info on stripclubs in LIS.

Could a kind soul give me a little info where to go and what to expect in terms of quality of the girls, services and prices.

Another question: what would you recommend nowadays? Gallery or the Elfanto ?

If you want I also pay you a drink there.

Cheers

[Ozouville]

from what i understood, peinador is one of those classic spanish bordellos which are discretely placed in the city's outskirts.

but then, what differentiates this one from the many rep001tered throughout spain's major settlements?

the girls' looks, price, service?

one of the best i found was in barcelona, but that was quite a few years ago, i can't even remember the establishment's name anymore.

[Diver Down 1970]

I will be in Lisbon this coming Thursday and be there for only a day. I do not know a bit of the language and I am looking for some suggestions on places to visit on my one night in Lisbon. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Explorer69]

Hotel Peinador,

End of rant, and now that your curiosity is satisfied, explorer69, you must also understand that the existence of Peinador and other such glimpses of paradise are among the many reasons why you should visit Spain, soon.

¡Arrrrriba Españaaaa, coño! (¡dáme tu lechita, papi!)

Hmmm, thanks a lot! Very interesting! No I understand why I soon must have a trip to Spain or rather to Portugal). But why is Vigo discussed in the Lisbon thread? It must be 4-500 km from Lisbon? And how do I travel between Lisbon and Vigo in a quick way? I ask, because I will in some months be on business in Lisbon)

[Murilloa]

hotel peinador,

http://www.hotelpeinador.com/

is a first class example of how p4p happens in spain, and a lesson to the rest of the world.

on the fringe of every spanish conurbation, usually 10km or more out of town, along the main carreteras, or brightening grim industrial parks, you will find neon letters thrusting skywards to announce ‘club’ or ‘hotel’.

gliding your porsche into the discreet car park, you proceed to a lobby where low-profile security boys briefly eye you up. if you are not drug-deranged or bearing an assault rifle, you may follow the sound of tropical music to the bar.

where you will find as few as half a dozen or as many as fifty women, unmistakeably putas in heels, bikinis, miniskirts, hot pants. they prowl around the customers, who sip their drinks reflectively, pondering when, and upon whom, to pounce.

the bar is illuminated by a curious fluorescence – mur is ignorant of the technical term – which lends a shiny glow to white clothing, increasing the piquancy of our shy maidens as they strut and gyrate. it recalls that cliché of a muslim paradise, although the sceptic may harbour a fleeting doubt as to how many of the girls are virgins…

etiquette varies. at some clubs it is ‘comme il faut’ for mademoiselle to approach the lone drinker in search of true love, while others prefer to let the punter make the running. either way, you choose a companion and go upstairs to seek a private room where you can discuss recent global economic trends in a quieter environment.

you pay €60, at a counter where you also disburse €3 to the attendant who provides a towel, condoms and a room key. this functionary is also responsible for keeping the lady’s scorecard so that there are no misunderstandings when her earnings are electronically transferred to her high-yield hedge fund in london.

the three blue notes entitle you to a half-hour meeting, covering the standard business agenda of strip, bj (usually covered) and several positions. of course, protracted discussion in greater academic depth, or concerning more esoteric questions, is a matter of negotiation with your delightful temporary colleague.

if you are enjoying a ‘weekend special’, like lucky-fuckin’-bastard zé duron tonight, you may then return to the bar, refresh yourself with invigorating liquors, and select another partner... and another... and another. most of these establishments are 24/7, but even the most avidly mercenary enchantress has to eat and sleep, so there may be more or less choice at different hours.

at a populous venue like peinador, there are women of all shapes, ages and colours, catering for every taste. on his visit, mur spotted no fewer than three girls corresponding in every detail to his platonic ideal: why, it almost seemed like too much of a good thing, and he had to order a second cerveza in order to make up what passes for his mind.

but you will seldom find a spanish chica, – if you lust for native talent you must browse the classifieds in the local rag, or haunt pubs in search of freebies if you are the wealthy, young and handsome type. many of the lovely putitas hail from spain’s erstwhile transatlantic empire, with colombia and the dominican republic strongly represented; but brazilians and eastern europeans also abound, and a handful of africans enrich the chiaroscuro.

this exemplary establishment is situated some 200 metres from the airport of the splendid galician seaside city of vigo, an attractive place, with accommodation at all prices, as well as shopping, history, culture, beaches, fine seafood, a respectable soccer team, and thousands of beautiful women on view at all hours.

the peinador also runs a ‘normal’ hotel and restaurant, but it is cheaper to get bed and board downtown. to reach this peerless brothel, take the airport bus, €2 from the city centre, twenty minutes. or a taxi to the airport, €20. throughout spain these oases are far outside city limits, making it useful to get your head round local bus routes, rather than paying for a long return taxi ride.

at the tourist information kiosk in downtown vigo, mur stood in line silently rehearsing his awkward spanish, and when his turn came, he inquired of the (eminently doable) teenager, “¿dónde se coge el autobus para el aeropuerto?”, and little beauty replied, in english, “funny, the last two guys asked me the same thing.”

if anyone thinks sex-crazed muri has invented this, a recent non-fiction best-seller devotes several pages to the phenomenon. in ‘ghosts of spain’ (faber, 2006) giles tremlett of ‘the guardian’ newspaper discusses the country’s past and present. much of the book is acute and interesting, but his puta section (chapter 7, ‘clubs and curas’) is typical of the sad shite that journalists dump when they examine the bought sex scene. you can only write perceptively about this subject if you have done practical research, which in plain english means paying euros and fucking girls. most journos do exactly what tremlett does: ‘this was my first ever visit to a brothel’… ‘i was not sure what i was expecting’… etc.

¡fer fuck’s sake!

either these journos are dedicated mongers but have to pretend that they didn’t sample because wifey and all the politically correct homosexuals back at head office will read their copy – in which case they can have nothing interesting to say…

or they really are as simon-pure as they claim: they came, saw, made their excuses, and left - in which case they can have nothing interesting to say.

end of rant, and now that your curiosity is satisfied, explorer69, you must also understand that the existence of peinador and other such glimpses of paradise are among the many reasons why you should visit spain, soon.

¡arrrrriba españaaaa, coño! (¡dáme tu lechita, papi!)

[Explorer69]

Zé you certainly know how to make a guy raging jealous: first you arrange a weekend at the Peinador, then you enjoy Diana...

Hope you will write favourably of her on the local board, the lovely creature deserves all the praise she gets.

I believe you can stay overnight at the Peinador, it seemed to me that there is one wing with a 'normal' hotel and restaurant, and one wing for the 24-hour wall-to-wall fuckfest. I stayed in the very clean and comfortable hotel 'Lino' right by the railway station, for €40 a night if I remember right. There are cheaper pensiones in the same area - after all, how much sleeping do you intend to do on Saturday night?

When I got back from Vigo I heard there was an excellent bordello right by the railway station itself.

But not to worry, the ride uphill on the airport bus was memorable, but not so memorable as cute petite blonde 'Stephania' from.. well, Brazil, actually.

Once more, boa viagem, lucky Zé

Hi,

I am getting very curious: where and what is this hotel Peinador?

[Murilloa]

Zé you certainly know how to make a guy raging jealous: first you arrange a weekend at the Peinador, then you enjoy Diana...

Hope you will write favourably of her on the local board, the lovely creature deserves all the praise she gets.

I believe you can stay overnight at the Peinador, it seemed to me that there is one wing with a 'normal' hotel and restaurant, and one wing for the 24-hour wall-to-wall fuckfest. I stayed in the very clean and comfortable hotel 'Lino' right by the railway station, for €40 a night if I remember right. There are cheaper pensiones in the same area - after all, how much sleeping do you intend to do on Saturday night?

When I got back from Vigo I heard there was an excellent bordello right by the railway station itself.

But not to worry, the ride uphill on the airport bus was memorable, but not so memorable as cute petite blonde 'Stephania' from.. well, Brazil, actually.

Once more, boa viagem, lucky Zé

[Enricos]

Ze, Could you please give the name of the Spanish board you will be posting the Peinador information on ?

[Zé Duron]

Hi Muri

I will definetively post after the trip...but on the spanish board.
I have just visited Diana at MK, and believe it or not I ended up refering that I was finally meeting her after so many times I had been there without ever seeing her around and that I had had the best recommendations about her...
Of course she had to ask me 100 times who had been the flattering gentleman and I ended up saying it was Muri, a british modern knight!

She was delighted...and sends you big kisses!

Back to the subject of the Peinador...
I have been going tru the spanish board but found nothing!! To bad!
Did you stay at the Peinador overnight or is that not a possibility?
I am looking forward to mingle with a few of the ladies, and I hope that they won´t find it to strange if I stay there for 5 or 6 hours! LOL!

Omni? Tried to MP you but it was not possible...anyway
Lets make the trip happen! Email information is on the last post or just MP me!

Well after meeting big Muri I am looking forward to meet Mr Omnimaster!

Have fun

[Murilloa]

Zé, how I wish I were going with you. I can vouch for the Peinador, having been there last year.

Didn't have a car, so took the airport bus right to the door of the hotel: three other passengers turned out to be making a mongering trip just like Mur.

Inside, an amazing collection of ladies, to be taken upstairs for €60. At 5pm, there must have been thirty to forty girls, and ten or a dozen guys. Paraiso, hombre. Enjoy, and post your report...

[Zé Duron]

Well hi Omnimaster!

The costs are about 140 euros for both ways and I am looking for a room around 60 euros for two...one never knows. I haven t booked yet but I will definetly do it tomorrow.

Send me an MP or send message to julius-duron at iol Portugal

Leaving Saturday morning and having lunch half way up. Way back on Sunday after a short visit. With two riding the costs are easily split.

I am looking forward for Hotel Peinador, after reading so much about this fantastic house at www.gpguia.net I really have to check that out!

Zé D

[Onimaster]

Ze,

I would go with you. Please suply more information.

Hi folks!

As a lot of others I have been posting in new portuguese language forums which are known to almost all of you.

I have been preparing a trip to Vigo, upnorth from Porto, in Spain.
I am planning on visiting Hotel Peinador for a tremendous Saturday night and maybe Sunday night!

For that reason I announce that whoever is willing on taking up the challenge of going on an eventful cherishing trip to MP me to make arrangements.

I am planning on leaving on Saturday morning the 1st of September and returning on Sunday the 2nd.

It would be great to share some gas and talk....

Have fun

[Zé Duron]

Hi folks!

As a lot of others I have been posting in new portuguese language forums which are known to almost all of you.

I have been preparing a trip to Vigo, upnorth from Porto, in Spain.
I am planning on visiting Hotel Peinador for a tremendous Saturday night and maybe Sunday night!

For that reason I announce that whoever is willing on taking up the challenge of going on an eventful cherishing trip to MP me to make arrangements.

I am planning on leaving on Saturday morning the 1st of September and returning on Sunday the 2nd.

It would be great to share some gas and talk....

Have fun