Nigeria

[Ghost Daddy]

I continue to be fascinated with the consistent bragging about how low people are capable of getting the prices. Y'all sound like my grandma after she comes back from Wal Mart. I mean, seriously, people who understand money know how to make it and how to spend it, not save it in increments of ten dollars.

By the way, I can help you out if you'd like to know how to make a dollar outta fifteen cents.

[Qweylow]

Ok Now Let Start Of By Saying I'm A Born And Bred Californian But Both My Mom And Dad Are Full Nigerians. I Grew Up Arond Nigerians In California All My Life So I Can Smell There Bullshit From A Mile Away.

Well I Was In Abuja In 2006 And I Fucked Plenty Of University Of Abuja Students And Inever Paid Over N1500. 00 Whichis Like $12 Bucks In Dollars. I Fucked Beautiful Young Girls From Different Tribes.

Now Let Me Tell you The Secret Of Not Getting Fucked By One Of These Babes. This Is How I Did It. I Hooked Up With A Cool Nigerian Guy That Took Me Around Town The Whole 2 Weeks I Was There I Did Oting On My Own. When It Came To Getting These Student/hookers I Let Him Do All The Talking. He Negotiated The Price And All So They Assumed That They Were Going To Be Fucking Him, A Nigerian Man. They didn't Know That He Was Negotiatng For Me Untill The Very End.

So After The Deal Was Made It Was Final. We Usually Went To Different Bars In Hotels And There Would Be Abou 15-30 Girls Waiting And Most Of Them Were Students That Used The Money To Pay There Schol Fees. I Never And I Repeat Never Paid More Than N1, 500 ($12. 00) And I Had Plenty Of Fun I Usually Went To Thr Bars Around 10 Si They Alays Stayed The Nite!

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Hi Qweylow,

I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...

Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

Jackson

[Dah1973]

Good lord. 100USD does not count as a dive hotel in my view. Wonder if anyone knows of cheaper options.

I paid the ladies right around what you pay. That seems fair considering the situation and what they have to pay for access to Pat's. My approach is that we don't want to raise prices by paying too much, but at the same time even these amounts we pay are not much in the bigger picture of what we can afford.

By the way, I am also seeking information on brothels in the area. I like pretty skanky places...anyone know of some in the VI/Ikoyi area?

Don't really know any cheaper hotels. Try asking the ladies at Pat's. They should have a good "inside view" of hotels in the area;-)

Regarding Brothels, there are a few hotels around where ladies live and do their trade. Not actually a brothel. But these hotels are mostly found in the local areas of Lagos.

For down right skanky place, I've heard of a place called Wazobia in Apapa. Never had a chance to go. They say it is even more seedier than Mona Lido (which is a experience in itself). Apparently Wazobia has short time rooms in the back to do the deed.
have fun and take care

[Dah1973]

Hi,

I know some of the chinese girls available and the night price is USD 200. There is one sunrise beside the Standart Chartered bank down from the Allen Ave. and one Fuqiang Chinese resturant near by.

By the way ,where is the Adeniji Jones? I went to Do it all last night and but no ladies there.

Adeniyi Jones is in the Ogba area of Ikeja. It can be reached from Oba Akran Road or coming from Allen Avenue, go down to Allen roundabout and go straight ahead. That road will also join Adeniyi Jones.
As weekday option for girl pick up the best bet is Sandras bar on Isacc Jones street. Isac Jones runs parallel to Bank Anthony way (where Sheraton is) and is in GRA Ikeja. It is mentioned in one of my reports on Ikeja.
Concerning the Allen Avenue and Opebi Road Clubs, there was a "crack down" on "prostitution" in there area a while ago. Police just picked up girls in short dresses and put them in jail for Naira 20'000.- bail. Most of them were just normal ladies going home after a day of work. The problem has been resolved now but there might still be some lingering fears with the ladies.
Have fun and take care.

[Ghost Daddy]

Thanks for the info on Pat's Bar. Don't go there to often as I live in Ikeja. Yes pick up is easy in Pat's Bar.

Last time i was there on a Saturday got a little bit "pissed off". ladies of the night are actually not allowed into Pat's Bar. Of course they can enter after bribing (or rendering servise) to the bouncer. This makes it a little bit unperdictable what you should pay the lady. I have heard of entrance fees of Naira 1500 to 3500. Taking that into account, you can not get away with paying the lady Naira 5000 (which is my basic payment).

At the end of the night, I like my lady to go home with around Naira 4000 after she has paid her entrance and transport (just think this is fair), but not knowing how much they pay to enter makes this unpredictable.

May I ask what you gave the ladies?

Cheap hotel, not a lot of cheap hotels in VI (considering they should be safe). Best option for a pick up from pats is Le Chateau (around USD 100 - 120 per night). After doing the uturn to Pat's Bar it is on the right hand side about 50 m from Pat's. Ask around in Pat's Bar, they should know it. It's also possible to walk the short distance from Pat's to Le Chateau.

Take care and enjoy.

Good lord. 100USD does not count as a dive hotel in my view. Wonder if anyone knows of cheaper options.

I paid the ladies right around what you pay. That seems fair considering the situation and what they have to pay for access to Pat's. My approach is that we don't want to raise prices by paying too much, but at the same time even these amounts we pay are not much in the bigger picture of what we can afford.

By the way, I am also seeking information on brothels in the area. I like pretty skanky places...anyone know of some in the VI/Ikoyi area?

[Iwillfly]

Well have been here long enough not to even look at white girls.
But here some tips on the fairer skin.

You can try the Goodies Bar in the Sheraton Hotel. Most of the air crew from KLM, BA, Virgin Atlantic and Emirates hang out there. But of course they mostly go out in gangs and it is hard to single out a conquest. Further the drinks involved can be pricy. this is not a P4P option.

There are a few places where there are chinese girls availabel. One is the Tropicana on Adeniji Jones and the other the Hilton Hotel off Allen Avenue. Rumour has it that some chinese restaurants also have an option. These ladies are controlled by a pimp and prices range from 100 to 200 USD. This chinese option I have never tried but information gathered from several friends.

Hi,

I know some of the chinese girls available and the night price is USD 200. There is one sunrise beside the Standart Chartered bank down from the Allen Ave. and one Fuqiang Chinese resturant near by.

By the way ,where is the Adeniji Jones? I went to Do it all last night and but no ladies there.

[Dah1973]

On Victoria Island Pat's bar is a simple place to meet ladies. Most are semi-pros and pros. It is merely a matter of talking to one you like for a few minutes. Any taxi driver can take you there. Action starts after 8pm, with Saturday evening being the most crowded. I've had three ladies in three nights last week. All three holes all three times. Big titties, small titties. Skinny wraiths and BBW's.

However, I am dealing with dodging my professional mates from work at the hotel the next time I go next week.

If anyone knows a cheap but safe dive hotel on Victoria Island, please post.

Thanks for the info on Pat's Bar. Don't go there to often as I live in Ikeja. Yes pick up is easy in Pat's Bar.
Last time i was there on a Saturday got a little bit "pissed off". ladies of the night are actually not allowed into Pat's Bar. Of course they can enter after bribing (or rendering servise) to the bouncer. This makes it a little bit unperdictable what you should pay the lady. I have heard of entrance fees of Naira 1500 to 3500. Taking that into account, you can not get away with paying the lady Naira 5000 (which is my basic payment).
At the end of the night, I like my lady to go home with around Naira 4000 after she has paid her entrance and transport (just think this is fair), but not knowing how much they pay to enter makes this unpredictable.
May I ask what you gave the ladies?
Cheap hotel, not a lot of cheap hotels in VI (considering they should be safe). Best option for a pick up from pats is Le Chateau (around USD 100 - 120 per night). After doing the uturn to Pat's Bar it is on the right hand side about 50 m from Pat's. Ask around in Pat's Bar, they should know it. It's also possible to walk the short distance from Pat's to Le Chateau.
Take care and enjoy.

[Dah1973]

Hi,

I am now living in IKEJA.

Any information to pick pretty white girls around?

Well have been here long enough not to even look at white girls.
But here some tips on the fairer skin.
You can try the Goodies Bar in the Sheraton Hotel. Most of the air crew from KLM, BA, Virgin Atlantic and Emirates hang out there. But of course they mostly go out in gangs and it is hard to single out a conquest. Further the drinks involved can be pricy. this is not a P4P option.
There are a few places where there are chinese girls availabel. One is the Tropicana on Adeniji Jones and the other the Hilton Hotel off Allen Avenue. Rumour has it that some chinese restaurants also have an option. These ladies are controlled by a pimp and prices range from 100 to 200 USD. This chinese option I have never tried but information gathered from several friends.

[Iwillfly]

Hi,

I am now living in IKEJA.

Any information to pick pretty white girls around?

[Ghost Daddy]

On Victoria Island Pat's bar is a simple place to meet ladies. Most are semi-pros and pros. It is merely a matter of talking to one you like for a few minutes. Any taxi driver can take you there. Action starts after 8pm, with Saturday evening being the most crowded. I've had three ladies in three nights last week. All three holes all three times. Big titties, small titties. Skinny wraiths and BBW's.

However, I am dealing with dodging my professional mates from work at the hotel the next time I go next week.

If anyone knows a cheap but safe dive hotel on Victoria Island, please post.

[Iwillfly]

Hi Dah1973,

I'm living around GRA.

Any information to pick the white girls?

[Chickeune]

1- Abuja. beauty salon, Aby a delightful beautician lady is busy massaging my upper legs, insisting calmly on mbuts and y anal part. She asked me to turn around and noticed my soft erection. She told me it was OK with her. She then started to massage my legs and between my legs, then on my tummy insisting on my pubic hair (trimed as usual: ask yourself why some partners refuse BJ when a horrible bushy smell comes out from your dirty pants) with gentle moves. I decided to start caressing her buts, which she agreed on, then put my hands in t-shirt to discover that she did not ware any bra. I noticed that she beacame aroused, and I insisted on her nipples and she started to feel at ease. She kept massaging me, gently whispering encouraging words in my hear (I cannot repeat here). As it was getting extremely intimate, her hands on and in my private parts, mine everywhere on her gorgeous body, we soon started kissing and I encouraged her with nice words: she started with a BBJ without. I continued my discovery with my hand reaching her private parts with great ease: as she looked at me, I noticed she was melting. I asked her If I could remove her trousers and she accepted, she also removed her t-shirt. For safety reasons, she double checked if the door was locked before doing so, and I got her trousers down, her pant as well. Beautiful and wet pussy, intirely shaved : she lied like a lioness on the massage table and I started to lick her around and massage her vulva, she was extremely hot and we ended up having sex, in two different positions (with condoms). She offered me to take her in the anus unfortunately I was short of condoms, and I wanted to come. I licked her like mad, and so she did. We continued having such experience for over 15 mn. We renewed the experience for many weeks (I visited the salon once a week, always on a very quiet day). She never asked for cash but I always gave her a nice tip (3500 naira to "buy a gsm recharge card"). Aby kept calling me twice a day, asking me to pick her up after work or proposing new positions to try. To my knowledge she is a semi-pro. But what a delightful experience.

2- My second experience in Abuja, was a call-in masseuse I discovered on an expat forum. Her name is salome, and she comes to your flat for one hour massage (taxi is naira 1500 = 10 dollars, massage is 3500 Naira= 27 dollars, tip was 10 dollars) with incens and scented oils. No need to say, that after massaging my legs she kept insisting on my buts, then anal part, to later innocently pretend discovering that I had an erection. As in previous experience, the conversation shifted towards more intimate topics: sex, circumcision, boys and girls affairs. While she was massaging me she told me that "she would make happy because I was well behaved" and I immediately agreed on the proposition. The happiness consisted, after completion of body massage, in a full anal massage (with condom), a HJ and a BJ. She asked for sex while performing, but I refused, 'cause of HIV scare. I was not too confident. But next time I'll do her c'ause she insisted that she wanted to come on me and make me come.

3- Lagos: you already noticed my first experience in part 1. My second experience was with an film actress (27, single lady with a son of 12, large bust, long curly hair, creamy colour) I met in a party. Late at night, I proposed her to take her home, and the next day we were in the same bed. We had a great time in the shower rubbing one another with soap in the most sensible parts. The bed experience consited in one of the best BBJ I ever had (me kneeling over her laps, her grabbing the d... and balls with one hand, inserting my ass with one finger), and sucking me like a princess.The same night we had two other different positions (missionary and doggy). Never asked for cash, although I provided ample money for taxi and phone cards (not exceeding 50$ in total). We ended having a clash 'cause she saw me (in such a large city as Lagos) with an other lady the same week.

4- Lagos: semi-pros are far better than pros: more cuddly, hotter, more keen not to pretend climax, cheaper, accommodating about your time, pleasure and needs, and they will always call you back for more. Pros are expensive, careless about your pleasure (and hers, as she does take any: she is doing business). Most time they can become aggressive, violent, call the police, steal your money or goods, or even come back with friends (Police or thugs). I do not refuse sollicitation, and accept offering drinks (the most expensive is one dollar), but I never give them the impression it will go beyond this stage. They also drink heavily or take all sorts of drugs: amphetamines, ganja, or crack. In broad day light, you wouldn't even talk to them.

5- Lagos: I had many casual encounters in while in a taxi. Just ask the driver to stop/reverse and propose the girl standing under the sun, to accompany her: one you discover town, two-you might even fuck her 10 mn later. One of my colleague used to take at least 2 different girls while going to the office. Any girl, as he is a sex addict. He was shagging them in cheap hotels for less than 1 buck.

6- Port Harcourt, is a city where girls are the most daring and the more sexy. A large expatriate crowd (male ionly) hang aroudn the town because of oil business. Today, extreme danger of kidnaping with heavy ransom. I had many experinces similar to Lagos ro Abuja.

7- Northern Nigeria : Jos is OK, but for the rest of the country just forget, extreem Islam conservatism is becoming a problem. In Kano buses and taxi are now seggregated : men only and women only.

8- Eastern Nigeria : Calabar and Oyo : delightful experience with a semi-pro. Good licking party for both partners, with special attention to HIV.

But extreme care about HIV and STD in any occasion. Even when inserting fingers.

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[Chickeune]

On recent visit to Nigeria, I can give a few tips for gentlemen in need of TLC.

1- First of all, Nigeria is not hell, provided you know what you are doing and where. I youe xpect Nigerian or others no to try to cheat you, avoid travalling and go to your next video store for a XX DVD.

2- Expatriates shoudl avoid Port Harcourt and region at all costs, as white man has become a target for armed militia. Unless you are on a mission and even accompanied by Police, your are a great risks.

3- Lagos: extremely busy , 12 millions inhabitants (more than Scandinavia). Many skirts around: handsome, daring, hot but also very clever. Any yound Nigerian would be easy to convince: offer a drink, a ride in your taxi (car), a snack, a date, a gift, a conversation, ... Many young Nigerian are into churchgoing/mosque business, but it does not necessarily mean that they will refuse your offer. Pros and semi-rpos in every hotel, bar and disco. Great HIV risks, though. My choice is to chat with a lady of my choice and convince her to accompany me. Usually you can do that up to 3 or 4 times a day. Ikeja (Northern suburb) very attractive for desperate young girls in need of cash (streets, bars, hotels, discos, parties). Streets filled with teh lady of your choice. Just talk to her. Ladies are not always well educated and meticulous about their hygiene (smelly hair, bushy armpits) and this is because of poverty. But ladies extremely keen to be and remain clean (you can offer her hairsalon, hairremoval, and bikini hairremoval for less than 10 dollars) and that will take her straight to your bed. Carry 15 condoms at all time if you want to keep up with the tempo. Personal experience, I went to a shop to buy condoms and the sales girl even offered to go and try them with me, which we did with great peasure. She was a semi pro. On a different occasion,

4- Abuja: extremely pleasant to live, but rather boring regarding chasing nice girls. University and markets are the best place to hunt. Islamic tradition a bit more conservative than Lagos. My experience there consists in many instances of hotel casual encounters. Not very satisfying in bed! Pros are abundant in hotel lobbys, but prices are two to three times more than Lagos (up to 150$ which is far too much). My experience consists here once again in a busy (not upmarket) beauty salon, with massage. I went in and asked if they offer body massage and if I could meet the beautician. The lady cam down, and we started discussing all sorts of techniques: hot stone, sport, swedish, and I told her that I would go for relaxing for one hour. Took me upstairs, asked me to undress and take a shower. Which I did. The lady, Aby: 23, tall, firm, nice body, nice smell of fresh perfume, beautiful face and short hair, as I like, was wearing a pair of trousers and a t shirt. She asked, me all sorts of questions (and so did I) about me, whiel massaging on teh back, starting from the feet upwards, with a slow, delicate and decide motion. Reaching my buts, she removed the towel hiding my nudity, and starting massaging me, insisting gently but confidently on the anal part. I felt very confident that we would go far. And I was right. Massaged my back, and adn asked me to turn around. She noticed a gentle erection, and said it was OK with her.

Follow the rest in the next report

Galleus

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[D Life]

It doesent really matter where in Lagos. As long as its descent. Any assistance will be appreciated. I know lagos well. I have some houses in the East but dont want to stay there this time. Have some things I need to do in lagos.

[Dah1973]

Will be in lagos from the 18th of September till the 3rd of October. Need a two bedroom apartment or flat fully furnished at a reasonable price. Any assistance will be appreciated.

Have not heard of any furnished appartments for rent "short time" here in Lagos. Which part of Lagos are you looking at?
There might be possibility to get a Suite at a Hotel but for that timeframe not a large discount can be expected.
You can PM me with details but am not very optimistic for this request.