Amsterdam

[Iseeu]

well new to me anyway....

http://www.bananenbar.com/

...have been there forever. They're OK for a thrill, and geared for the tourists who want to look but not really get involved. Lots of couples in both, whom after walking around the RLD stop in for the show.

[Wanking]

well new to me anyway....

http://www.bananenbar.com/

[Xxtreme]

Hi, has anyone around Amsterdam tried Ymmi?

She has one hot website www.ymmi.nl but it's all in Dutch. Might check her out soon. I emailed her and got this reply (I corrected some english and prices are in Euros as of late 2007) :

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I am Ymmi, a 21 year old female student from Japan. I was born in 1986 in Kyoto. Besides my study in medicine I also give erotic, Japanese, body-to-body massages. Japanese body-to-body massage is mostly make by Geisha (so I). It's going to as follows to work. I go first with you to the shower and I then clean and dry. Then I put you with your face down in bed. I will massage you with my body, hands and legs. Then I will reverse you and the front of your body massage with my hands and body. On a specific moment I can go to sex with you (anal. Is optional, cost more). And I go to suck you. On the right moment, I get the condom off and you can spurt in my face. Afterwards I go with you to the shower (at least as you then yet on your feet can stand:.) and clean you up. During the massage, I work with your.KI- (bio-energy). Consequently I steer your energy through the meridianen of your body to above and to below. For that reason I massage during the body-to-body massage particular invisible points of your body. Therefore you get a super erection and as you are ready to cum you will cum twice as much than usual. I work with you on basis of aura. That demands many of my body and of my clergyman and mental powers and thus I can max. 3 hour to be at work.

My prices and servises are:

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A. GEISHA-JUTSU MASSAGE (BASIC) :

(A1)...1h. (massage without sex - 1 HI-point with handjob)...120,- E.

(A1,5)..1,5h. (1 of more points)..170,- E.

(A2)..2h. (1 of more points)...220,- E.

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B. GEISHA-JUTSU MASSAGE WHITH SUCK:

(B1)..1h. (1 HI-point with suck)...160,- E.

(B2,5) ..1,5h. (1 of more points)...220,- E.

(B2).. 2h. (1 of more points)...280,- E.

(B2,5)..2,5h. (1 of more points)...340,- E.

(B3) ....3h. (1 of more points).....400,- E.

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C. GEISHA-JUTSU MASSAGE WHITH SUCK AND FUCK:

(C1)...1h. (1 HI-point with suck + fuck)...180,- E.

(C1,5) ..1,5h. (1 of more points)....260,- E.

(C2)...2h. (1 of more points).......340,- E.

(C2,5) ...2,5h. (1 of more points)....420,- E.

(C3) ....3h. (1 of more points)......500,- E.


EXTRAS - ONLY WIHT C.
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D. (EXTRA) - ANAAL :

(massage-suck + fuck). +100,- E. (1 time anal)

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E. (EXTRA) - DEEP THROATFUCK :

(massage-suck + fuck). +150,- E. (1 time deep troatfuck)

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ED. (EXTRA) - ANAAL + DEEP THROATFUCK :

(massage-suck + fuck). +200,- E. (1 time deep troatfuck and ass fuck)

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F. FOTO EN FILM SHOTS :

(F1)...5 foto-shots (private use)...50,- E.

(F2)...5 min. film shooting (private use)...50,- E.

(F3).....30 min. as aloonstand nakedmodel
(profi fotoschots).....100,- E.
min. 30 min
max. 3 h

(F4)....30 min. as pornoactrise (profi videoschots)....200,- E.

min. 30 min
max. 5 h
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G. GEISHA SERVICES. RESTAURANT ESCORT :

30 min ..75,- E.

min. 1 uur.
max. 5 h

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H. GEISHA SERVICES. THEE DATE (YOUR HUIS OF HOTEL) :

30 min ..50,- E.

min. 1 h
max. 3 h

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N. ALL NIGHT (FROM FRIDAY TO SATURDAY):
Including massage, sex, anaal, throat screw and foto-schots of film shuting (privé use)

13 h .. 2000,- E.
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Will post an updated if I meet her, but she has one sexy body - perfect for the body-to-body massage.

[Oneminuteboy]

Tong Zoenen: tongue kisses
Intiem met condom: covered FS
Intiem zonder condom: FS without cover
Beffen: DATY
Vingeren: Fingers
Frans (pijpen) met: CBJ
Frans (pijpen) zonder: BBBJ
Frans (pijpen) zonder tot eind: BBBJTC
Frans (pijpen) deepthroat: BJ deepthroat
Russisch (tussen de borsten)
Grieks (anaal)
Spuiten over gezicht: Cum on face
Spuiten over lichaam: Cum on body
Hoogtepunt: Orgasm
Meerdere hoogtepunten: Multiple orgasms.
Handmatig hoogtepunt: HJ

Jaar: age
Afkomst: origin
Ontvangt prive: Incall
Escorts: outcall

For people who speak Dutch, please correct me if I am wrong

You forgot to translate Grieks and Russisch, but I think most people can understand what that means. Griek - Greek, Russisch - Russian

[ButtLover]

Hello
I wonder if it is possible to make a reservation at showboat several weeks in advance ? They dont answer my e-mail

Thank you

Buttlover

[Max #01]

I'm a senior member over on the USA side and this is my first post over here. There's a good reason. I just came back to the US after my first trip to Amsterdam in 35 years! After reading the invaluable info here, I partook of Amsterdam's ladies as much as jet lag and over-the-counter Vitamin V would allow.

Tuesday night: Since I was staying at the Holiday Inn near the RAI Center, I decided to try one of the clubs nearby. I settled on Amstel Exclusif which was within my definition of walking distance (2 miles or so). As noted, it was nothing to call home about. There were four girls inside, none whom I would describe as better than a 7. The house fee was 75 Euros (no taxi scam since I was on foot). I settled on Maya, a Surinamese girl in her mid 20s. She was just a little plump, but was the only girl who was halfway friendly. We retired to one of the private rooms. I paid for the half hour for another 70 Euro. After a shower, we did DATY, CJB and several positions. She climaxed during DATY and I knew it was real. Overall, a pleasant experience with her, but definitely not a good return on investment.

Thursday night: I read about the Paradise Club's Thursday night Gangbang and knew I couldn't pass it up. I took the free ferry from behind Centraal Station.- mental note: the last ferry leaves Amsterdam North at 11:50PM. After a 10-minute walk, I arrived just at the opening time of 8 pm. I decided I didn't want to be there right at opening so I walked around the block a few times and did some surveillance from an office building alcove down the street. Cars were arriving every few minutes. For the most part, only guys got out of the car, although there was one couple. I took the plunge at about 8:30 and I was glad I did. The entry fee was 60 Euros. I had already downed a Vitamin V pill (first time for me so I didn't really know what to expect). The club was very clean. You got a locker and used the key number for your bar tab. There were about 4 single ladies and perhaps another 3-4 who came as couples. There was a black girl, an Asian girl, and a white girl among the single girls. At about 9:30, the black girl and the Asian girl decided that it was time for a romp so they availed themselves together on one of the round couches. You just crowded around and waited your turn. After a while, you totally forgot that you and lots of guys standing around you were rock hard stroking themselves waiting for an available female mouth and/or vagina. I found the vagina of the Asian girl and the mouth of the black girl. By then, the white girl decided to strike out on her own on one of the other couches. I was still naked and hard from the other two girls and walked across the club to her. She had an incredible BJ technique and made me shoot after a few minutes. It was back into the locker room for a quick clean-up and back into the club. Then, one of the couples decided to make their way to one of the other couches and go at it. She also took on all comers. By then, I had to leave to catch the ferry. They closed at 1AM, so I missed the last 90 minutes or so. My bar bill was only about 15 Euros. Considering how many times I got laid, it was definitely a good deal.

Friday night: I went back to Paradise. It was a couples night with single guys admitted. The difference from Thursday night was that there were definitely more couples there and less single guys. It also started later and lasted until 3AM. Once again, I was tied to the ferry schedule. For the most part, the couples stayed together or swapped with other couples. But, there was also one single blond girl there who was definitely into gangbanging. I did her twice and didn't have the opportunity to hook up with any of the couples. There was an absolutely stunning brunette with short hair whom I wanted to bang in the worst way. She and her SO swapped with another couple so I didn't get the opportunity. There was also a Canadian couple there. She was a stunning blond, but didn't appear to be into more than one guy. If there had not been the single girl there, I'm not sure I would have gotten laid at all. It had nothing to do with the club.- just a different crowd. BTW, there was an absolute killer blond tending bar on Friday night. If she was into it, I would have had her in a heartbeat.

So, I decided to try the Candy Club Friday night gangbang and buy into a cab ride to the hotel. I took the metro to the closest stop to Candy Club and walked the rest of the way. As the reviews state, it is a smaller club and there were about a dozen working girls in there. I finally hooked up with a blond Romanian who was all of about 20. You went into a corner booth area and closed off a curtain. But, anyone who wanted to watch could watch from one of the open sides. Her BJ was what I would describe as "inexperienced. " We did it missionary but I was pretty desensitized by that point. A asked her to finish he by hand and I had to help her figure out how to do it. Entry was 17 Euro, her fee was 50, and the bar bill was about 10. The cab ride to the Hi was another 18.

So, my overall advice is to make visiting Paradise a priority. The people are friendly, into swinging and gangbangs, and there are no pretenses. The women are MILFs and definitely aren't supermodels, but they are there for as much sex as they can handle.

Candy Club might be OK for some, but it was definitely a different crowd and different atmosphere than Paradise. The Amstel Club was a distant third. There a lot of more places in Amsterdam and beyond so I hope I've helped narrow your search a little.

[Yoksha]

Nice massage, the lady asked for 100E for full sex addtional, so I passed. She is very old and this is alot of money to me.

[I Like Birds]

Webdog,

If you reach Showboat your report will be more then appreciated. I've been reading the thread as well and Showboat really did entice me a great deal. I'm moving to Belgium in a couple of days, and will be visiting Amsterdam relatuively frequently. Despite Showboat is already on my list, any other opinion is of great value.

Many thanks in advance! EW

Have been reading threads for about a week and it sounds like Showboat is a can't-pass-up type of experience ...

[Webdog]

Have been reading threads for about a week and it sounds like Showboat is a can't-pass-up type of experience. In the states the closest thing are porno theaters which are 99% gay (no thanks) and once in a great a fat woman will be there. There are not non-gay swingers clubs which accept single men (other than private parties that are the stuff of urban legends) so you need to hire a willing escort if you want to play. Showboat seems to cater to single men arriving solo, but I can't tell if this is just on 'gang bang' themed nights and/or if really you going to be serviced by professionals looking for additional $$ like at FKK. From I read, I could just show up and expect to have at least 2-3 different women, for free, but this seems to good to be true. As always, would appreciate any education you can provide. I can reciprocate with knowledge of any major USA City, but I am a newbie in Amsterdam.

[Webdog]

i am planning my trip to amsterdam for next month. long time poster on usasg, limited exposure on isg. i am reading through this threads. plan to hit the rlds as i won't have a lot of time to venture out. hoping to find more of a locals area than the tourist traps.

one question if anyone would be so kind, are the peepshows in amsterdam like the old new york times square style. they've been eliminated in the states and i really miss them. i figure amsterdam might be my last hope, but i have not found any references to these. any insight would be greatly appreciated.

[Murilloa]

Bad news. Seems the worthy burgers of Amsterdam have learned a lesson from their cousins in London.

For it’s the same story: under a smokescreen of hypocritical rhetoric about criminality, exploitation and so on, the city fathers make a greedy grab for some strategically sited properties.

The result: we mongers lose a safe and enjoyable fast-food market, and the ladies lose a secure and lucrative workplace.

Read the miserable story here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7005768.stm

[Member #3444]

You run a fair risk of missing the plain. I had once a bit less then three hours, while travelling by train, and with no rush that was barely enough. Also note that in the daytime the choice is less bright (if you are a picky one). This implies more time to shop.

So I got it done, despite getting turned around and going past everything (what I get for working from memory after 5 hours sleep). Into town, shopped, serviced, and back on the train within 1 hour and 20 minutes. Slovakian girl named Jeannie, taller, nice body. She was outstanding, no haggling, just 50 euro for S&F. Great oral, it was like she was worshipping the thing. Then her on top, and switch to doggie to finish, which was great. The bed had a mirror next to it, which added a little something.

[Jack Bonne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjZhbvm9uE

Please, anyone may know where this vedio was filmed?

I think it was not in the main district?

Also, if some one could tell me , how to visit the third distrct in the north of Amsterdam (which bus or tram to take) and is it worth to do?, it will be nice.

[Shafted]

Wow, sounds like fun! I'm gonna head to amsterdam later this year, does the showboat place have a website? They have it on every weekend?

Hi All,

Just got back from the Netherlands. They say America is the land of the free, but try smoking a joint anywhere in the U.S. and see if you don't end up in jail. Amsterdam is the ultimate free city of the Western World. While I was there, I decided to check out some different places. I'll start with the downright awful.

I went to Asmara in the northwest end of the city. Price is 100 euro for massage, oral and sex. The day I went, there were four girls on duty. The first one came in and shook my hand. I've felt smoother sand paper. I ended up choosing Marta, a cute Turkish girl who speaks very little English. Well, she started off with a half assed massage and when I tried to touch her, she kept moving. So, I turned over and then she said no and pointed to the clock. The damned hour passed. So basically, I was looking at 100 euro for a half-assed massage. When I spoke to the guy, he didn't seem to care. Bunch of dicks at that place.

The good.

Not sure of the name of the area of the red light district, but when you walk in the entrance from Damrak and turn right, you head down to the old church and hang another right. Just past the Sexyland shop, there's a right and then an enclosed area with about five to seven windows. I chose the first one on the left, she was a cute blonde from Bulgaria. For 50 euros I got 15 minutes and she was very nice and helped coax the man downstairs along. You see, the man in charge sometimes doesn't like pressure. Afterward, she allowed me to hang out for 15 minutes to chat and have a cigarette. Very nice girl. Looks were about 8./attitude was 9/service was 9.

The Great

While researching places in the Netherlands, I came across a swingers club called The Showboat. It's not actually in Amsterdam, it is in Zaandijk which is about 30 minutes outside of Amsterdam by train and foot. You take the train heading for Alkmaar and get off at Zaandijk which is about the fourth or fifth stop for the train. Go down the stairs and turn left to exit the station. Don't go right because you'll end up in the town core A walk through a nice residential neighbourhood brings you to the Showboat. You can't miss it because it is an actual boat. I got there at about 7:45 p.m. because I wasn't sure how much time I'd actually need if I got lost walking. I didn't want to walk in at 8 p.m. so I hung around outside a bit and went in at 8:30 p.m. At the door, single men have to pay 40 euros while single women and couples are free. First timers have to pay 10 euros as well for a membership card, that's a one-time fee. You also have a 15-euro bar bill. I suggest using it up because if you have one drink and thing you can get away with it, it will one of the most expensive drinks you'll have. The doorman then gives you the tour of the facilities and goes through the rules.

I went on the third Friday of the month which is gangbang night. at about 9:30 p.m I went downstairs and got out of my clothes and into my boxers. I went into the gangbang room. Soon, an older blonde and a younger brunette came in, got undressed and laid down on the big bed. The blonde was probably in her 40s while the brunette was in her 30s and had huge manmade tits. I slipped off my boxers and got between them. A double BJ was followed by the brunette doing CG while I fingered the blonde. The big event was done on their tongues. I put back on my boxers and went to the bar to recover. Little later, I went back down and the brunette and blonde each had dicks in them and in their mouths while giving HJs to two guys each. I looked over and saw another younger blonde This one called me over, spread her legs and I performed DATY which was very responsive. She then gave me a BBBJ before I took her from behind. I then finished in her mouth. Next trip upstairs and I saw they had a buffet. Now, this was a full dinner. They had eight or nine hot dishes, salads, cold meats and dessert. That was a bonus. With my strength up, I went back downstairs and sat on one of the couches watching the action when a red head and her husband came and sat next to me. She reached into my boxers and started giving me a HJ while the husband was sucking her tits. She suggested we go to one of the private rooms. I asked the husband if it was OK and he said yes. So we spent about an hour with oral and sex. At one point the husband sat down, his wife got on top of him and then she motioned for me to do anal That was an extremely hot time. After a short rest, the wife started to give me a BBBJ until I came in her mouth. They then asked me to come home with them. What a place.
All in all, I spent about 5 hours there. In that time, four women and then an invite to the house. For 65 euro, I got five drinks, food and sex with four women. You can't get a better deal anywhere else.

[Wanking]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-MR8ZHqMzMI