Bangkok Reports

[Pwap007]

to all of bangkok's expat community. please keep you eyes peeled and help thai law enforcement in capturing pederast christopher paul neil. he's the most wanted man in asia right now. this animal needs to be put away immediately and be subjected to the harshest medieval torture before facing being executed. he's picture and crime is on the attached cnn story.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/world/asiapc...tml#cnnstctext

[Opebo]

Kissing a P4P pro (tongues): Why would need anyone need to kiss the girl. After all, god knows where her mouth has been. Ok, maybe when the action gets hot... :-)

Some people like kissing, JB. To each his own. I don't initiate it myself, but if the girl does I usually enjoy it.

DATY: Now this is a tough one for me to grasp. Let's say 2 dicks a day, that is 720 dicks a year. Why would anyone want to put his tongue in there???

Again, some enjoy it, to each his own, etc., but I might also point out you are exposing your prudery. There is no reason to believe that a busy vagina is a less 'clean' vagina, assuming prophylactics, soap and water, etc. I'll wager just about any Isaan working girl vagina smells better than even the average amatuer Western Vagina. That said I don't go down - too lazy.

Tip: THB 500, 1000 etc.. for gods sake we are talking about USD 15/30. So we can abuse these girls, even dare to pride ourselves on making them cum, yet we are not willing to cough up lousy extra USD 30.

Brother, 500 is usually my total budget for an encounter, and maybe up to 1,000 on very rare occasions. I hardly ever tip, unless it is clear to both myself and the girl that the experience was really incredibly good. In those cases I part with 100 baht more.

Lastly regarding dark and light, I just don't care one way or the other about skin tone. I do love however, that one can be with a tall, slim, dark-skinned girl who would be considered model material in the US, and she has been told all her life she's 'ugly'. Conversely some short, pudgy, doughy, white blob with a pan-face is chased by all the middle class Thai guys. What a strange and silly country!

[Terry Terrier]

Hey leave me out of this.

Just imagine - these three girls were each winners of the Miss Thailand Beauty Queen pageant in the past few years.

But why is the one in the middle making a lame attempt to cover her right tit? And, even odder, why does the one with the body-art oil her armpits?

[Ubique]

Question. I will be staying at a high end hotel and arriving late in the evening. I asked the concierge if they could arrange an in-room massage (their spa will be closed), by a woman, who is friendly. The concierge said no problem, cost 1600 baht.

From your experience, what are the chances of extras?

I am also considering Pegasus, but it may be too late. How late can one go to Pegasus & still have a good selection?

Thanks in advance.

[Piper1]

Damn, caught out again.

[Blunderer]

I just did a search to see if they really were beauty queens, and they aren't. He's just cut the face off a real beauty queen in photoshop and pasted it onto one of his girls. See attached for proof.

Just imagine - these three girls were each winners of the Miss Thailand Beauty Queen pageant in the past few years.

[Piper1]

All we need now are the usual sycophants piping up

Hey leave me out of this.

Just imagine - these three girls were each winners of the Miss Thailand Beauty Queen pageant in the past few years.

[JuiceGuy]

Let's talk about mongering, not arguing. Let's move on so we can get to the good stuff. Meant with all due respect to all parties involved.

I will be in BKK on business December 8-12. Anyone want to get together and have a good time? Let me know.

[Terry Terrier]

BTW, I don't remember you ever posting pics. So, who are you to talk?

Well, you just didn't look hard enough, did you?

But the photos I've posted are of no relevance to your *****ing: I've never claimed to have superior tastes to the rest of the Thailand membership. Unlike you.

Like I said, show us some examples of what's available. Then we can compare.

All we need now are the usual sycophants piping up about how beautiful the 'headless corpses' () in your photos are.

[Nix World]

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Jackson:

The generic blue pill is a fraction of what you'd pay stateside.

Take one. 100 mg. Dont' be a pussy. Make it RAGEl

(we save a ton here on generic viagra. works good!).

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Greetings,

It appears that you inadvertently forgot to correctly place the quote tags in this report. Usually I can fix this sort of thing before it's displayed, but I don't have a clue as to how you intended this report to appear.

The quote tags are simple to use, all you have to do is look for them in the text. Anything that you want to appear in quotes must start with "[quote]" and end with "[/quote ]". Please note the "/" forward slash in the last tag. It's that simple.

In addition, you can preview your report before it's posted, so it's easy to check if you got it right before it's displayed in The Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Nix World]

I first explored Thailand in the mid-80's, with my then wife.

25 years later, I am returning. I am mysitified. Where am I staying? Where do I go? What do I want to do? . Meet beautiful cichas. See some muy thai. Eat the food. Mostly, find some sweet, beautiful thing that wants to be my gal for awhile.

Where am I going to find her?

Nick

[ArchieLeach]

Bangkok first impressions.

I recently arrived in Bangkok and want to give my reports. Most of it will have to wait until I'm back home because I don't have much free time while traveling, but I can give a little feedback now.

I'm currently saying at Livingstone's Lodge in Soi 33 so I'll start with that.

I arrived in Bangkok and cleared Customs and Immigration with little of note. I then went toward the exit and was accosted by the usual throngs of taxi touts, each of whom assured me that 700B was the best deal I could possibly hope to get, after starting with an opening position that 1500B wasn't an obscene price for a BMW sedan. It may or may not be worth it, but I was definitely in the mood to see what the metered taxi would run. I was expecting about 3-400B to Suk Soi33. I went outside, like the members have instructed, and found the public taxi stand and waited in line. By this point I had probably been approached by 10 touts.

My turn came and I got into the cab and made sure he used the meter. The journey was uneventful (which is good) and to my surprise the total bill was 240B. Not bad at all.

The lesson: the touts are definitely full of shit. Plan on 3-400B and it may be less. Even when I told the touts they were full of it and that the cab ride wouldn't be more than 400B, they assured me that I was wrong and that it couldn't be done for less than 700, and that the metered taxis didn't include the tollway fare. Again, by using the public stand, my total bill to Soi 33 was 240Baht.

When I arrived at Livingstone's I was met outside by Guido, whom many people have mentioned before. He helped me with my bags and even chipped in with the taxi because I didn't have small enough change to cover it all without having to break a bigger bill and cabbies don't generally have that much change. I paid him back later (he had forgotten about it completely). I will just say here, as many have before, that Guido is an excellent host. He has been gracious, helpful, and appears genuinely concerned that you have everything you need. I have never met a more attentive hotel manager (and he does so without being obtrusive). I don't know if Giotto found him or trained him, but he's done well to have him either way. It's become clear that Giotto has put together an amazing staff in general. The wait-staff at the restaurant have been unbelievably helpful and attentive.

I had a chance to sit with Giotto in the sports bar on my first day and really enjoyed the conversation. We talked about many things but for the purposes of this report I'll just say that he knows what he's doing with this hotel, and he does it quite well. And we're the beneficiaries. You can't ask for much more than what he provides. The hotel is not a 5 star facility. It's odd and quirky, in that home-made boutique hotel sort of way, and it's definitely set in Bangkok with all the madness that that entails. But in all the things that really matter, it delivers a superior product. I can be quite picky in that spoiled American sort of way. But I have not once found myself unhappy with something. The food in particular is worth mentioning. Its absolutely first rate. It's become obvious from staying here that the place is not intended to appeal to cheap charlies. It's not cheap. The sports bar isn't cheap and the hotel and food aren't cheap. But having said that, I'm actually still convinved that it represents a good value. The hotel isn't shiney new granite and glass, but the things that matter are delivered quite well. The sports bar isn't cheap but the company is definitely worth the investment in my opinion. I'm far more comfortable here than the whole Nana scene. I guess that's the difference. If you're a backpacker looking for cheap digs and cheap women, don't bother. You won't like the prices. But if you're looking for something nicer than that, while still not being the sterile environment of chain hotels, then this is the place for you.

I got quite sick right before arriving so my energy was almost non existent, but I was able to venture out and do things. But it was also quite nice to know that everything I needed was within 50 steps of my hotel room door if I wanted as well.

And the two reasons I originally chose for staying here have paid off. I chose to stay here because I expected to have a hotelier who would be personable and help out with advice when I needed it, and a sports bar on site with top notch talent. Both have exceeded expectations. More on the latter in my next reports.

Thanks Giotto, I wish I would have had more time to talk with you, but my circumstances didn't work out that way. But I will be back, and I appreciate your help. I have already started recommending the place to friends.

[Old Thai Hand]

Terry Terry Terry...

I just knew you'd come out of the wood-work on this one. Now, I'm just waiting for Duniawalla and, dare I hope The Traveler to rounds things out.

BTW, I don't remember you ever posting pics. So, who are you to talk?

[Ralph Kramden]

I have yet to see any girls from Pattaya in the photo thread that I would be remotely interested in, as most look like down and out street shanks. And I am not about to venture down there to find out if I can find any better. On this point I am in complete agreement with OTH.

[Retired Army]

The photo section is full of the most wretched-looking bottom-feeders who are all so far from the norm of what constitutes a beautiful Thai girl, that I wonder if these guys waffling on about their "cute little spinners" and subjecting us to the horror of photographic proof of their incredibly bad taste have actually looked around beyond the skanks on offer in the P4P venues.

The girls are cute when you compare what they can get back in the "real world."