Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[That Asshole]

Ab Op Nuod - The Famous Thai Soapie Massage--------------------------------------Contents of this article:1. Introduction2. The Service3. The Venue4. The women5. Costs6. Pros and cons7. Locations (and individual variations)8. Conclusion--------------------------------------1. IntroductionSex-Tourism is good for the World. In fact, sex-tourism is our first step to liberate men from female oppression. Let's admit, not all of you, readers of this forum are accomplished sex-tourists yet (although I am sure you are working on it). And many of you who are accomplished, yet may not have come across this great institution, the "Thai Soapie Experience". This simple article will explain most that you may want to know, before you try. I have to admit, the "Soapie" is one of my favorite meat-ing venues with women. For many good reasons.--------------2. The ServiceTranslated into English language, Ab Op Nuod means: "Bath, Bake, Massage". Sounds somewhat mysterious, doesn't it? Even many Thais don't know what exactly it is. I remember seeing on a web message board one Thai person asking another what the expression really meant. The answer by the other Thai national was: "A legal brothel." Well yes, he/she was right, it is one sort of legalised brothel with a licence. But a soapie is a lot more than that.*** Bath, bake, massage ***The "Bath" word means you bath and splash with the woman in some sort of large tub or spa. Stark naked, both of you. Of course you can wear your bathers if you want, but most of us don't bother. "Op" means that she rubs your weary old flesh with her naked young, fresh body, using bath-foam for lubrication. This usually happens outside the spa, on an air mattress or similar. "Nuod" means massage. Well, this last word was only needed to legalise the stuff. More often than not, she will have near zero skills in massage, other than the "body-to-body" type mentioned above. So, you can safely substitute this last word for "copulation", "intercourse", or "fuck" if you like. First you picked her from the "fishbowl" by the number displayed on her dress. Next you bathed with her naked. And now, she made you horny as it gets, you can finally fuck her juicy young hole with your old, wrinkled dick.And fill her up with your deprived old-man sperm. Some of these young beauties even agree that you cum in her mouth or on her face. Not all do, but money talks, as usual in this rotten filth world of ours. Don't fool yourself! With this much difference between you and her in age and looks, there is no such thing as "mutual attraction". Watch out: If she says that she likes you, sure she is a lier. And you don't want to deal with liers. All you want to do is honest business. But you usually get what you want if you have the cash or can imply that you have it (and she hopes for some major tip).---------------3. The VenueAb Op Nuod service is somewhat expensive, when compared to traditional brothels. Therefore, usually you can only find some in rather large Thai cities or near significant tourist areas. As you will observe, the majority of clients will be locals. Well to do Thais, older gentlemen. Sometimes younger businessmen. And more rarely, tourists like you, since you are justly considered rather wealthy in this country.*** Visual description ***The "Soapie" building itself is usually a large hall of some sort. Sometimes attached to a middle range or pricey hotel or could be just standing on it's own. There will be colorful neon signs outside with the three words: "Ab Op Nuod", or sometimes just "Ab Nuod". The sign will very often be only in Thai characters. Sometimes both in Roman characters and Thai. It is worth to learn these Thai letters so you can recognize them.As soapies are considered upmarket venues, there might be a door-man opening the door for you and greeting you as you enter. You will take seat on one of the comfortable sofas or sometimes you sit on a chair next to a table, like in a restaurant. The spectator area where you sit is very dimly lit. Usually it is also cool, airconditioned and eerily quiet. There is no music and hardly any sound at all. It is all part of the show. This is serious business in Thailand.The main attraction right in front of you gets all the spot lights. In an aquarium-like enclosure will sit a large number of young and attractive women. There could be as many as 50 or as few as 4 or 5. Depending on the time, the place, etc. But nearly all will be young, like under 30 years and attractive in some way. (Apart from some really crappy soapies in Bangkok and Pattaya, aimed to foreigners. These can have real dragons that Thai men would never pick.)*** Female Fish-Bowl ***The ruling color inside the "fishbowl" is hot-red. Red carpet covers everything. The female "merchandise" sit on stair-like levels. Some higher, others lower. Some men like to call this area a "fish-bowl", as the women are separated from you by a huge glass wall. As the reflectors are aimed at them, you can see them very well and yet they can see little to the outside. This is an extremely delightful scene. Set up like a real shop of sorts. The ingenious thing is that they all wear a number pinned to their dress. -------------Soon the male manager will appear next to you and will take your order (the manager is almost always male, to make you comfortable and relaxed. You are safe here. Women can you do no harm.) Asking for the woman of your choice, and also for a drink if you wish. It is not obligatory to buy a drink. All you need to tell him is the number on the dress. If you cannot speak Thai, write the number on a piece of paper or in your palm. Drinks are very reasonably priced and not expensive. Around $1 for a soft-drink or $2 for a beer. But as we said, you don't actually have to order one, unless you intend to take a long time just watching and choosing.-----------------The manager might use a PA system to call your selection from the "bowl". Or may use other methods such a laser-pointer, etc. Next you will be led to the cashier where you pay up front in 90% of soapies. Very sometimes you pay after. Your choice might come to your table where you sit, but most often you will meet her at a point after the cashier. She will smile and "wai" to you (you know, pressing the palms together and a Thai style bow), then she will lead you to the bed-room where you will fuck her young fresh pussy and squeeze her young fresh tits. We will talk more about that later.*** Not in USA ***By now you have probably gathered the ingenuity of the whole system and why it could not be in the USA for example. In North America, it could be perceived as extremely degrading to the females. First of all you see her, yet she can hardly see you. You choose her by number, without asking if she likes you too. You discuss with her male boss about her qualities, age, performance, etc. No smalltalk, no pick-up lines, no chat, no dinner, no sweet wine involved at any stage. If you come from North America, this might sound quite unvelievable to you. You simply "buy" her. Please take one good look at yourself right now. Who are you? What do you look like. Please be honest, you look like shit. And take a look at her. She is a total doll. Yet it all matters not at all, as you gonna root her anyway. If you realize it, this "situation" is the very best aphrodisiac you will ever need. It makes you go hard in an instant. It gives you power you never imagined you had.*** "Non-competing" environment***A "Soapie" is nothing like the very degrading scene of a beer-bar or a disco for example. Where you must compete with young and handsome men - and you usually lose. In a soapie you always win, 100% of the time. You always get a root. You always grab and squeeze young, fresh tits. Sometimes you kiss or eat juicy fresh pussy too. Despite of being old, ugly, charmless and stupid as we are. You still win 100% of the time! This is why men love it. Many of us do. The soapie liberates us from "female oppression". You owe yourself to try it once. Get laid with fresh young pussy without fighting or violence, new car or new haircut.---------------------------4. The women of the "Soapie"As we indicated earlier, "Ab Op Nuod" is very near the top of Thai sexual entertainment. In costs and service as well. Sometimes you can find quite attractive women in ordinary Thai brothels and karaokes. However the cream on top is the Soapie. Here, apart from a number of average lookers, you get the model looks, the tall, young, attractive, sexy females. Most often there will be variations in price. Inside the "fishbowl" one group might be priced higher than the other. Some women might even sit outside the aquarium, being only part-timers, university students, etc., at a higher price. There could even be two or more fishbowls, differently priced.*** Know thyself ***Of course most of you will agree that a woman has not much other qualities apart from her looks. So it is fair she will be priced accordingly. Some might be childless, with fresh firm belly and the manager often knows which ones. Just ask him. Some managers might speak English or other languages, such as Japanese or Chinese. So, how to choose from all those fresh beauties? Often the choice is the hardest thing. Sitting on the display, they all try to wear their most attractive clothes. Some might even wave to you to choose her. In my humble opinion that she waves is no indication of promising good performance. Please be honest. You know how crap you yourself look. If any young attractive female says that she likes you, surely she is a lier. Being an honest man, you never lying yourself, would you want to deal with liers? Of course not! The point is, you better choose one that shows no interest in you at all. At least she is honest. Honesty is a good thing.Soapies are traditionally Thai entertainment. Apart from Pattaya, Phuket and some parts of Bangkok little do they cater to foreigners. So, expect that most females will not speak any English. Although some of the male managers might speak just enough to take your order. If they consider you too much trouble to communicate with, they might even refuse to serve you. However, there is no need to wait until you speak Thai well enough. Every try is a good lesson. But of course in tourist centres this is not an issue. So, Pattaya, Phuket, Bangkok are good places to start and have a go.How many pops the women of the soapie get each night? About 5 or 6. And a lot of bathing, showers, foam in between. They smell clean and fresh no matter your position in the queue. Plus you get the added joy of "sharing" with others like you. For me and many of us, this "joy" of sharing and "belonging" beats the joy from sex any day.---------------------*** In the room ***So, she leads you in to the bedroom. Now what? This is exciting stuff. Coming from "sex-jail" America, in the past 20 years you have only seen young female flesh on the crumpled pages of old Hustler magazine, fearfully masturbating by yourself in the workplace restrooms. Or you are a computer-geek, jerking yourself off nightly before the color monitor. Dreaming about those delicious looking, young arrogant females in your office every day. Fear not, we have been through it too. Now being thrown in the deep water of a small bathtub full of real young juicey female flesh. This is truly an intimidating experience for any big hero man. To "relax" is easy to say but hard to do in this situation. So, don't relax! Be horny! You bought her, now you can fuck her. No questions about it. Luckily, "soapie-girls" are well trained to take the lead. They do indeed have a set routine they must go through with you: --------------*1=filling the bath, *2=undressing you, *3=washing you all over, *4=drying you off with a towel, *5=giving a body-to-body foam slide (not all soapies) *6= a bit of massage on the bed, *7= sucking your cock with a condom *8= sitting on top and fucking you, *9=cleaning you again in the shower, *10= saying farewell--------------As you can see, it is not all just 90 minutes of pumping. This saves her hole from wearing out prematurely. Plus the set routine helps her through all the jobs, without too much thinking. Yes, unlike an ordinary brothel, the girls do receive thorough training in a soapie. Often it is the unpleasant duty of some male staff to train them. In other cases they get trained by an experienced female.The room is only for the two of you. So, variations are of course possible. You think of the possible extras, and try to get across what you want. As I said, no matter of how well she pretends, there is little chance that she will actually like you. But she can make you feel that way. Who can tell the difference? I can't.-----------------5. Costs(1USD = 33baht) Let us compare. One pop in a traditional Thai brothel costs 300B and up but looks are not that great, time is just 30 minutes. For 700-1200B you can get something quite reasonable in a karaoke for one hour. While some soapies also fall into this price range, such as in Had Yai (600B/1 hr), most soapies will start in price from 1200B and up. Often but not always, the price will reflect the quality of women in terms of looks. For 1500-1600B ($50 USD) you can get something quite spectacular, something like a TV model. Expect to pay somewhat more in Bangkok or Chiangmai. The Pattaya 1600B deal is quite reasonable and all three Sabai Massages have real lookers from time to time. All three the same price.*** Very cheap indeed ***If you consider the costs at a gogo bar: 600 barfine, 1500 for the girl, 200 for drinks, 400 for ST room it adds up to 2700 baht. And you had to do all the sweet-talking, begging, producing yourself and looking silly. Plus of course competing with younger men than you. Hardly worth it. Plus the service at the soapie is so much more superior. In fact it is great value. On top of the set fee you pay at a soapie, you "may" tip at the end a small sum like 100 B. But this is not compulsory. And in a soapie it is quite okay to choose another one the next time, and another one and another, until you fuck them all. The same thing is hard to do in a gogo bar.In a typical Pattaya beer-bar it costs 300B to take the girl out. And at least another 5-600 to fuck it "short-time" (1-2 hrs), total 900B. Seems like a good deal? To be truthful, from a beer-bar in Pattaya it is extremely difficult for old ugly men like us, without any charm and with little money, to land top lookers for good fuck. Nowadays, nearly impossible in fact. And the ones available for us deranged old wankers are just that: deranged and old females. They might be friendly, but surely they do not compare with gogo or soapie quality.For foreigners the price might be increased in a soapie. However this is not the rule and very often you get the same deal as the locals. This is not cheap entertainment, even for Thais. Soapies have large costs and overheads. They run a business and not a charity. $50 for rooting a beautiful,young, subservient female is quite a reasonable deal for most westerners. Consider what you would pay at home for the same. -------------------6. Pros and consMany of us do love soapies. However not all men do. I feel this is mainly due to negative propaganda and not understanding the facts. Some men say that they like the actual process of chatting up the prostitute (they like to call them "lady", but it is actually a common prostitute) at the bars, such as gogo or beer-bar. They claim to lack this so called "human contact" in a soapie. This is not so actually. Just like everything, there is the right dose and there is overdose. I am not the only one to claim that while a little dose is pleasant, but too much exposure to the sun makes you burn badly. Sitting on ice for hours makes you catch a cold. And while smoking in moderation is a source of great joy and does no harm but it shouldn't become a bad habit. It is no different with women. Mixing with them in brief, controlled situations might have some health benefits. But getting an overdose is definitely damaging. In many ways, but especially to mens' intellect and imagination. *** No "intellectual damage" ***Women are plain, base creatures with simple thinking. Something like the mind of a chicken. They believe everything they hear and get very easily hypnotised (search for the word!). For the same reason they have always been the target of all sorts of sales gimmicks and political propaganda. Because they are mostly mindless and easily get excited. This is a man doesn't want to be. It is impossible for a man to mix with women too much and also stay "cool-headed" and balanced at the same time. You become like them. Superficial, agitated, unreasonable. Very common symptoms of the Pattaya crowd of western males mixing with Thai female peasant girls full time 24/7. The general result is agression, violence.While on the other hand, the 90 minutes of soapie massage offers just the right amount of time you need for a full sexual experience. Without the danger of overdose. You enjoy the time inside, but once you step out you are free. Even so, that 90 minutes can be also dangerous and cause brain damage if you let the female speak too much. So, the act of sex should fill out most of the time, with just moaning and groaning for sounds. Plus the fact of language barrier is your other beneficial protection. Chances are, you will leave with still sound mind, just as when you entered.*** Controlled finances ***As for other pros of the "soapie", one is controlled finance. It is not cheap, but you know exactly how much you are going to spend. You can even budget in advance for every day, in exact figures. If you don't control money, money will control you. We don't want that happen to you. Many strong men have fallen in that trap and at the end they had to resort to doing real nasty things to get "mo-money". Then the "dogs of law" came and ate them. You know these stories too well. We want you to control both: money and women. And not the other way around. Because we love you.-------------------7. Locations (and variations from standard)We invite you to travel around and visit some soapies, apart from the tourist ghettoes. There is a basic map included with this report. Travel is very easy and convenient in Thailand. As an added benefit you will notice that the smiles of Thais get a lot more genuine as you leave Pattaya and Phuket. The "Isaan" region is particularly joyful and rewarding with many excellent "soapies". The lovely city of Udonthani has two. Konken has three big ones. Ubonrachatani has five smaller ones but with some beautiful young girls and great service. Surin has one and Khorat another three. We do not recommend Chiangmai and the Northern region, simply because they have reputation for poor service. However the southern region such as Chumpon and Hadyai are excellent again, with very friendly people and many good soapies.*** Variations ***Some variations from the standards detailed above occur. Such as for example Hadyai has five locations, including two with real cheap prices (600B/pop/one hour). Here service often does not match those of more pricey soapies. But for that cost, it is still good value. Even "cheaper than free", if you consider the usual costs of a "free fuck". Here also the boss is a woman. Not having any real big one, but Ubonrachatani boasts five little gems. Here the usual line up is just 6-10 girls each. Khorat has some "soapie-like" lineups in a brothel (see Khorat report). Here the setup is really cheap looking, but also your outlay merely 4-500B. In Pisanulok and Northern region, Chiangmai especially you might get vastly overcharged, just because you are a westerner. We hope this will change. But maybe this is their way of saying: " We don't want your business."-----------------------------------8. ConclusionWe hope you will find some useful information in the above. Nevertheless what you do, please remember. We are your brothers, same as you. Please don't fight us but rather share with us. We do want to fuck what you are fucking and in exchange we let you fuck what we fuck. No fighting, ever. We are heroes only together. Alone, fighting each other we are all just losers. We all lose to feminists, becoming the victims of female propaganda that urges men to fight and kill each other like brainless animals.-------------------------------------------FAQQ: Are soapies legal in Thailand?A: Yes, they are legal. They pay tax. They also possess what is called a "Category 3 Permit". It is usually affixed in the main hall and stipulates the conditions of service. One condition is that you must be over 20 yo old to be serviced. Plus there are some more.-------Q: Can I get GFE in a soapie? A: Come on. Get a life for yourself. You can be perfectly happy without any GFE and miserable with a GF. But yes, you can get mindblowing GFE (good-fuck-experiences).--------Q: What if I have open sores, warts, etc. Will I get serviced? A: Money talks. People (and women) do take risks if they see a reward. Also, you can try what some of us did, pull a plastic bag over your willy in the bath. Then a condom in the bed. That's all. Ultimately, health is in the mind. You cannot make anyone sick without their consent. Disease does not come from germs but from unhealthy minds and lifestyles. There is a long way to become sick. It does not come from one simple exposure to this or that bacteria or virus.--------Q: What about "adidas"?A: "Adidas" is a religion. It does serve one purpose: to raise fear and establish control over the crowds. The "adidas myth" does not stand the scrutiny of scientific reasoning. Quite simply, "adidas" as a disease does not exist. Do your own research and consult our "adidas" forum.-------Q: Will I contibrute positively to the "World" by frequenting soapies?A: Yes, your contribution will result in elevating mens' status worldwide and weakening womens' control over them.-------Q: Will I become a "Hero" by visiting a soapie?A: Most definitely. You will become a "Hero of Men". -----------------End of Soapie report 2008EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Sanook D]

雨の日はプロンポン駅まで傘でお出迎えします、お電話下さい。According to Rainbow's website, on rainy days they will meet you at Prompong with an umbrella if you phone them. Awww, that's so. . .Japanese. I hope someone here gives a try, see if they offer the service to farang.

[RCA Knight]

About Long Beach, be careful what you order. Sometimes back I went there to check out because I stayed at next door Radisson, and sat in the model lounge section on the right side. There were lots of normal looking girls, nothing outstanding. I ordered ice tea and a shrimp fried rice. The bill came, they charged me 150 for ice tea and 220 for fried rice. The food was a rip off, and the quality in sideline lounge was really mediocre, but seemed very popular with locals Thais.

[Aries3288]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!

Try this link to a English translated page -http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A//www.rainbowbkk.com/lady.aspx&hl=en&langpair=ja|en&tbb=1&ie=shift_jis

[Inch15]

Can somebody recommend a good oil massage parlor in soi 3, where extra in guarantee.Thnx

[M P Lurker]

Tried Long Beach soapy massge today. If couldn't find a honey had intended to check out Utopia and then perhaps Bangkok Cozy.It was less than 1 km from Rama 9 (Phra Raam 9) MRT underground (subway) station, so i walked it.Fishbowl girls were 2000 Baht for 2hrs. There were about 12 girls there.One girl looked O.K. The others weren't quite my type.But moved on to check the higher price brackets.Seated in a special ready for action area on stools were the "Dao Thong" (gold star) girls at 2400 Baht for 1.5Hrs. One on the end was quite stunning so I never made it to the sideline and models sections starting at about 3000 I think. The other 5 gold star girls hardly got noticed either so i forget how many were good looking."Fa" D24 had a slim face perhaps slightly like Mia Farrow but more like some other star that I can remember the name of. She had a tremendous hip to waist ratio that reall gets me and honey brown hair.Naked she looked fantastic 9/10 with 1 off for only a small B cup (but nice shaped). Face was 9/10 with 1 off for the nose job. She says she is getting a nose reduction shortly to make it less obvious.I could tell she was going to be great as soon as we started kissing. Was a nice GFE experience with wildly writhing sex. Only a covered BJ but still nice.So I think she scores solid 9s accross the board.I nearly forgot to mention a very nice tit massage and body slide in the bath.

[Satrai2000]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!

I've been here twice, with the girl on row 3 nr. 2. To be honest: she looks much better in the photo than she looks in reality. But she is very friendly.When you enter the parlour you must explicitly and quicky tell the cashier that you yourself want to choose the girl from the album. Else she will assign a girl to you.

[Richo Stevens]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!

[Joe Nailer]

I went to the web of Angel massage and try to get an email address of the girls. Don't seem to have one.Could you let me know how we could reach a girl i like that is posted on their web? Would like to get in touch and meet her the day I reach BBK with no time wasted!Maybe the honorable Senior member could help too?Thank you.Goreng Pisang

Go intohttp://www.gdiary.com/ShopDetails.cfm?ShopID=65Below photos are an envelope with a pink heart mark. Click that. enter "your name"enter your email addresswrite your messageThat's all.I asked my girl if a message was directly routed to her. SHe said mamasan gets it first and lets her know about the message. So it is possible that you dont get any reply, or even if you get it, it may not be written by your girl.You can book by phone as well, which may be more reliable for a meet.

[Tiger 888]

Tiger 888,I have taking the sky train to On hut station and take the taxi from there is about 120 bht take 20 min and no traffic to the airport , from onhut station to Sala deng is only 30 min will be arriving in BKK on monday anyone like to meet up pm me .Fast eddie 48

I tried to pm you but your mailbox is full. Can't meet you tonight because I am already out of town. Maybe in HK when you come there.

[M P Lurker]

Mick Licker,And me !Giotto

Well of course I meet you every day at the Lodge.I should have said thanks to Giotto for introducing me to to Piper and Tansak KTV for the first time. Whoops I forgot to mentioned Mrs P, the Mrs Gs, and a student J hanging with me.

[LittleBigMan]

M.L.The more you write the more I want to try Yok, even if she is taller. But because of her personality and her willingless to give me good oil body massage I will ask for JoJo first but if she is not there I surely will try Yok. LBM

[Giotto]

...Tonight I met Tansak KTV and Piper at Giotto's lodge.

Mick Licker,And me !Giotto

[LittleBigMan]

M.L.You're right, when the call was made and the place being somewhat dark, 2 girls came up and me being shorter than my friend. Yok, did scare me since she was so tall and the other girl had facial feature that gave me an impression of a Ladyboy.LBM

[SexWithSmile]

Yes that is consistent with the Yok I met. I forgot to mention after the BBBJ that she moved into 69 automatically and we both licked each other very thoroughly including arseholes. She was definitely into everything.I sometimes suck girls toes. It often turns them on. In this case I forgot the toe sucking either way. She defintely gave the Pornstar expeience IMHO but GFE at the same time. O.K. I suppose it will be necessary to book her from now on.But she is tall and strong so maybe you shorter guys won't like her

Happy to hear that an expert explorer of your stature enjoyed it.You may wish to try threesomes there when you have time and energy.Aside physical, all girls I've tried there show the same kind of motivation, mixing GFE and pornstar. Phoo is also good, a bit older but an absolute 3-holes vacuum cleaner.No drop will remain.Cheers - SWS