Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

Today got a chance to abscond for 2-3 hours. Went to the Radisson and walked to Longbeach. My favourite wasn't there. I nice looker in the 2400 Baht section and 1 in 2000 Baht section. Wasn't totally convinced. One may have been over weight and the other may have been under weight. So had a look at the models section.Models seemed to be comprised of youngest girls or newbies and not special looking at all (perhaps the bodies were special, I couldn't see).My assessment that the top priced models are likely to be young, fresh bodies and probably lazy.Decided to exit and have a look at Utopia. up the road. Mot wasn't in evidence. Didn't bother to look at the extra expensive models upstairs.Fishbowl had about 10 girls and sideline 13. Approx 30% of all these girls were really good lookers. Lucky I was there before evening.I was trying to decide between two. I said to papasan Bungert that I liked the one in grey. He explained that she was tall. No problem at 166cm not even close to my height. He indicated that this one would bethe better choice (and he was probably right).She had a narrow face with cute nose , light brown skin and light brown hair.Took her away, Miss P. Aged 25. No husband. Can't find the right man.Scores 9 for face (very pretty), 9 for body (1 off for only A cups) but her pussy was absolutely splendid. Not too small in the hip/thigh area but legs just right with a significant gap between them.A short time into the bath, I was already stunned when she sucked up my dick and started the BBBJ. She liked to fill her mouth with hot water first and then do blowjob with mouth still full of warm water.When she switched to bodyslide in the bath and using her tits or superb pussy for the sliding, I was already in heaven.We starting kissing while I was being dried off.She was stubborn, not allowing me to start with DATY. She said she wanted 69, better. She got to orgasm with immense convulsions. Later another BBBJ, absolutely soft and slow with beautiful balls tickling scoring a 10.Sex was a 9.5. She only lost half a point during the doggy style for being in not quite the best position.Was definitely a total GFE and in fact better than any GF I've ever had.The only comparible sex I have had recently was Yok at Tulip.After all finished, we showered and dressed. Throughout this period she kept molesting me for more DFK like she was insatiable for it.I certainly wasn't bored by it yet.Got her number for future liasons.Got a pic but only on the mobile so not great quality.If my GF runs away, this girl is more than welcome to apply although a bit too young at 25. Miss P claimed that all the girls at Utopia are this hot but I doubt it.So my other Utopia favourite Mot is now relegated to 2nd place.

[M P Lurker]

Ab Op Nuod - The Famous Thai Soapie Massage--------------------------------------<cut>-------Q: Can I get GFE in a soapie? A: Come on. Get a life for yourself. You can be perfectly happy without any GFE and miserable with a GF. But yes, you can get mindblowing GFE (good-fuck-experiences).--------<cut>

Well you obviously like Soapies despite a lot of sarcastic stuff. You have some good insites. A pity added some ranting and raving in parts.Now you can get a GFE in a soapy. GFE means a sexual experience that is as good or better than or even indistinguishable from what you would expect from a Girlfriend or a girl that you didn't pay for the sex. Now, as some girlfriends don't provide good relaible sex or are unclean, its not that hard to equal a GF or surpass one.Not only that, but only the naive would assume that soapy girls are not capable of enjoying sex and having orgasms. If they 'like' the customer or the customer is capable of turning them on, then they may let themselves go and enjoy the experience. After being ridden wildly by a girl for a significantly long time, I can assure you that the whole thing wasn't entirely for my benefit. She slammed into me real hard as that was what worked best for her even though I had stated I like slow and soft.The girls don't like men solely because they are young hansome spunks. They think differently. Treating the girl with repect helps a lot towards getting the best reaction and service from them.One soapy girl invited me to accompany her to the New Year Staff party, for no financial gain. In fact I got free food and alcoholic drinks. I reckon she must have "liked" my company somewhat.Some girls enoy their jobs (with the right customers). Some of them are sex maniacs just like us.

[M P Lurker]

Had a quick look at Malibu today followed by CopaCobana, where the talent was good enough to hook me.Both of these are just down the Soi from PoseidonMalibu looked much more classy than I expected but is on a small scale compared to Poseidon and Copacobana.Had a few older women in white uniform for Traditional Thai Massage.Fishbowl had maybe 8 girls quite nice looking for 1800 and 2000 Baht.However, lthougha couple of nice faces they all appeared a little flat chested. Opening time 14:00 I think. Decided to look at Copa C next door first.http://www.longbeachgroup.net/copa/page_location.phpCopacabana opens at 14:30 (unusual).Fishbowl girls at Copacobana were 2000 and 2200 for Dxxx girls. Papasan was Mr Airk (or Ek meaning "first"). He explained that the girls on the side were not Sideline but VIP girls at 2500 for 1.5hrs. The Sidelines and Models were upstairs starting at 3000 and going up. A quick look at the models convinced me that they were no better looking than the downstairs girls. Could potentially have better figures but its hard to tell when the girls are sitting I don't really care whether some have reportedly posed for penthouse or not.I'm becoming convinced that Model category girls who get big money for a single booking are not worthwhile at all. I believe these girls are not prettier than the other groups and are merely lazy. They want to just do one booking and then can go home.I asked Mr Airk about B-course. He explained they didn't have it but he could recommend a girl that would give a nice body slide in the tub.I decided that D116 fitted my spec quite well at 2200 Baht for 2 hrs.Mr Ek coached her to give me a very hot bodyslide in the tub (good man).Maybe I should have waited a few minutes as a tall girl coming out of a booking with a Farang looked prettier than my choice.So mongers beware. Take some time to see what stunners come out from bookings and then be prepared to pounce quickly before another customer does so.My girl J, had a nice bubbly personality, average height, and quite light coloured skin for a Roi Et girl. She was about 25 . Scores 7.5 for body with nice tits but only A cup.Scores 8 for cute face IMHO.The bathtub bodyslide was expert and quite prolonged. Included massage by tits by bottom cheeks and by pussy mound. I was scared the hard-on might accidently shoot up her slot at times.She was an attentive girl. She even called the char-lady for a box of extra size condoms in the purple box. As always, the girls starts kissing the guys nipples. My nipples are totally dead so its useless but all girls seem to be trained to do this. For once I just let it go and starting licking her nipples at the same time.She seemed reluctant to kiss. This is O.K. because kissing is a sure way to catch bugs from the custiomer.Once she went lower, I went lower too so developed into a nice 69 (BBBJ).Then she decided to right on my prong (so put condom on). She rode very sexily. Was quite tight with no baby, but lube was doing the trick.She had a nice orgasm and was coaxing me to come together, but was far to early for me yet. So we tried a few other positions. During the missionary, our faces were close and she was getting close again. Suddenly she gave in to the desires and her mouth went for mine. From no kissing to wild DFK. She made it again. Switched to doggy for the run home.Bodyslide in the bath was top class scoring an 8.5Blowjob she scores only 8. Just a little fast and little firm for me but still good.Sex and concurrent balls massage with a free hand was 9. Willingness to get into it and have fun and to please me, she scores a 9. Overall a really good performer. What would stop me seeing her again?Only an equally hot girl that was more stunning in looks and body.On the way out checked out Poseidon.Lots of girls for 2500 Baht (including 500 Farang surcharge), ordinary looking like Nataree girls down the road, although possibly slightly older on average, and strictly legal I assume. Went upstairs to look at the Models starting at 3900 Baht (for Farangs). 15 girls, all average looking except one moderately pretty. Must be that the stunners were all busy. Now at at 3900 Baht, I want a super stunner so back down stairs.No. 315 at 2700 Baht looked very nice and had incredible but natural looking tits.Would do her if wasn't for my recuperation period in progress.I am beginning to like "The Lord" group of parlours with good experiences at LongBeach, and CopaCobana (both up market). The other Lord parlours are: Malibu, Victoria's Secret, Pasaya Party Massage, and I believe Noar. I have mentioned details about Victoria's Secret and Noar in another post.I also like Emmanuelle with a high percentage of pretty girls and Utopia would be good if prices were better. Selene is good but in an obscure location.For super value prices I can't see which place is better than Bangkok Cozy just yet, although other Petchaburi parlours like Meree, Evita, Nancy, Riviera also have excellent prices but just fewer girls to choose from.I now have quite a few girls on my list for repeating at different MPs, so a choice is getting confusing. Usually it now depends on who is working and available for a phone booking.Then its hard to ignore the super sex maniac at Tulip too. I can easily forgive the lack of Soapy bath bit with her.

[Satrai2000]

Can somebody recommend a good oil massage parlor in soi 3, where extra in guarantee.Thnx

One month ago I tried the MP in the basement of the Grace Hotel. It is a (small) fishbowl. You should note that the girls here "have more meat" than the girls in other MP's. However they look much more attractive than the fat female tourists you come across everywhere in BKK.I took a pretty girl (who turned out to be a 30+ woman) and I have to be honest: the sex with her was better than with most other MP-girls. Preceding the sex she gave me a 45 min. Professional massage. Last but not least: it is cheap, I do not exactly remember the price, but it was cheaper than other MP's (perhaps to do with the ladies' weight.).B. T. W. : I hate to use the worth "*****" but the mamasan talks like one.

[Joe Nailer]

Has anyone tried a traditional Thai massage for a happy ending or/and FS?Can this be obtainable? Or is asking for FS regarded as an insult to traditional Thai massage people? Before I left BKK last week, I had one hour to kill before heading for Airport. So I walked in one near Sala Daeng BTS station. I asked for one hour foot massage. A lady (I would say early 30s) provided me with an excellent foot massage. I was so mesmerised by her beauty (9/10 to me) and the way she looked into the distance. I asked if she would provide the traditional Thai massage, she would. I asked what is the difference between a traditional Thai massage and a body massage? She could not explain in English. I must try then.When I was done, she gave me their business card on whcih she wrote her name. I want to have a go next time. Hopefully end of this month Has anyone have stories to tell in this area?

[Joe Nailer]

According to Rainbow's website, on rainy days they will meet you at Prompong with an umbrella if you phone them. Awww, that's so. . .Japanese. I hope someone here gives a try, see if they offer the service to farang.

LOL,What about after the deed? Would they take you back to Prompong with an umbrella? But I am very confused. Is Richo talking about Rainbow Massage or Angel Massage? The web link I provided refers to the latter. If latter, there is their website. In there there is a link to Enlish version and the girls names are written in alphabet (in fact, In Japanese site, the names are written in alphbet as well. )

[Forcejam]

on rainy days they will meet you at Prompong with an umbrella if you phone them.....

Haha, I can't recall when did BKK last rain.

[That Asshole]

Ab Op Nuod - The Famous Thai Soapie Massage--------------------------------------Contents of this article:1. Introduction2. The Service3. The Venue4. The women5. Costs6. Pros and cons7. Locations (and individual variations)8. Conclusion--------------------------------------1. IntroductionSex-Tourism is good for the World. In fact, sex-tourism is our first step to liberate men from female oppression. Let's admit, not all of you, readers of this forum are accomplished sex-tourists yet (although I am sure you are working on it). And many of you who are accomplished, yet may not have come across this great institution, the "Thai Soapie Experience". This simple article will explain most that you may want to know, before you try. I have to admit, the "Soapie" is one of my favorite meat-ing venues with women. For many good reasons.--------------2. The ServiceTranslated into English language, Ab Op Nuod means: "Bath, Bake, Massage". Sounds somewhat mysterious, doesn't it? Even many Thais don't know what exactly it is. I remember seeing on a web message board one Thai person asking another what the expression really meant. The answer by the other Thai national was: "A legal brothel." Well yes, he/she was right, it is one sort of legalised brothel with a licence. But a soapie is a lot more than that.*** Bath, bake, massage ***The "Bath" word means you bath and splash with the woman in some sort of large tub or spa. Stark naked, both of you. Of course you can wear your bathers if you want, but most of us don't bother. "Op" means that she rubs your weary old flesh with her naked young, fresh body, using bath-foam for lubrication. This usually happens outside the spa, on an air mattress or similar. "Nuod" means massage. Well, this last word was only needed to legalise the stuff. More often than not, she will have near zero skills in massage, other than the "body-to-body" type mentioned above. So, you can safely substitute this last word for "copulation", "intercourse", or "fuck" if you like. First you picked her from the "fishbowl" by the number displayed on her dress. Next you bathed with her naked. And now, she made you horny as it gets, you can finally fuck her juicy young hole with your old, wrinkled dick.And fill her up with your deprived old-man sperm. Some of these young beauties even agree that you cum in her mouth or on her face. Not all do, but money talks, as usual in this rotten filth world of ours. Don't fool yourself! With this much difference between you and her in age and looks, there is no such thing as "mutual attraction". Watch out: If she says that she likes you, sure she is a lier. And you don't want to deal with liers. All you want to do is honest business. But you usually get what you want if you have the cash or can imply that you have it (and she hopes for some major tip).---------------3. The VenueAb Op Nuod service is somewhat expensive, when compared to traditional brothels. Therefore, usually you can only find some in rather large Thai cities or near significant tourist areas. As you will observe, the majority of clients will be locals. Well to do Thais, older gentlemen. Sometimes younger businessmen. And more rarely, tourists like you, since you are justly considered rather wealthy in this country.*** Visual description ***The "Soapie" building itself is usually a large hall of some sort. Sometimes attached to a middle range or pricey hotel or could be just standing on it's own. There will be colorful neon signs outside with the three words: "Ab Op Nuod", or sometimes just "Ab Nuod". The sign will very often be only in Thai characters. Sometimes both in Roman characters and Thai. It is worth to learn these Thai letters so you can recognize them.As soapies are considered upmarket venues, there might be a door-man opening the door for you and greeting you as you enter. You will take seat on one of the comfortable sofas or sometimes you sit on a chair next to a table, like in a restaurant. The spectator area where you sit is very dimly lit. Usually it is also cool, airconditioned and eerily quiet. There is no music and hardly any sound at all. It is all part of the show. This is serious business in Thailand.The main attraction right in front of you gets all the spot lights. In an aquarium-like enclosure will sit a large number of young and attractive women. There could be as many as 50 or as few as 4 or 5. Depending on the time, the place, etc. But nearly all will be young, like under 30 years and attractive in some way. (Apart from some really crappy soapies in Bangkok and Pattaya, aimed to foreigners. These can have real dragons that Thai men would never pick.)*** Female Fish-Bowl ***The ruling color inside the "fishbowl" is hot-red. Red carpet covers everything. The female "merchandise" sit on stair-like levels. Some higher, others lower. Some men like to call this area a "fish-bowl", as the women are separated from you by a huge glass wall. As the reflectors are aimed at them, you can see them very well and yet they can see little to the outside. This is an extremely delightful scene. Set up like a real shop of sorts. The ingenious thing is that they all wear a number pinned to their dress. -------------Soon the male manager will appear next to you and will take your order (the manager is almost always male, to make you comfortable and relaxed. You are safe here. Women can you do no harm.) Asking for the woman of your choice, and also for a drink if you wish. It is not obligatory to buy a drink. All you need to tell him is the number on the dress. If you cannot speak Thai, write the number on a piece of paper or in your palm. Drinks are very reasonably priced and not expensive. Around $1 for a soft-drink or $2 for a beer. But as we said, you don't actually have to order one, unless you intend to take a long time just watching and choosing.-----------------The manager might use a PA system to call your selection from the "bowl". Or may use other methods such a laser-pointer, etc. Next you will be led to the cashier where you pay up front in 90% of soapies. Very sometimes you pay after. Your choice might come to your table where you sit, but most often you will meet her at a point after the cashier. She will smile and "wai" to you (you know, pressing the palms together and a Thai style bow), then she will lead you to the bed-room where you will fuck her young fresh pussy and squeeze her young fresh tits. We will talk more about that later.*** Not in USA ***By now you have probably gathered the ingenuity of the whole system and why it could not be in the USA for example. In North America, it could be perceived as extremely degrading to the females. First of all you see her, yet she can hardly see you. You choose her by number, without asking if she likes you too. You discuss with her male boss about her qualities, age, performance, etc. No smalltalk, no pick-up lines, no chat, no dinner, no sweet wine involved at any stage. If you come from North America, this might sound quite unvelievable to you. You simply "buy" her. Please take one good look at yourself right now. Who are you? What do you look like. Please be honest, you look like shit. And take a look at her. She is a total doll. Yet it all matters not at all, as you gonna root her anyway. If you realize it, this "situation" is the very best aphrodisiac you will ever need. It makes you go hard in an instant. It gives you power you never imagined you had.*** "Non-competing" environment***A "Soapie" is nothing like the very degrading scene of a beer-bar or a disco for example. Where you must compete with young and handsome men - and you usually lose. In a soapie you always win, 100% of the time. You always get a root. You always grab and squeeze young, fresh tits. Sometimes you kiss or eat juicy fresh pussy too. Despite of being old, ugly, charmless and stupid as we are. You still win 100% of the time! This is why men love it. Many of us do. The soapie liberates us from "female oppression". You owe yourself to try it once. Get laid with fresh young pussy without fighting or violence, new car or new haircut.---------------------------4. The women of the "Soapie"As we indicated earlier, "Ab Op Nuod" is very near the top of Thai sexual entertainment. In costs and service as well. Sometimes you can find quite attractive women in ordinary Thai brothels and karaokes. However the cream on top is the Soapie. Here, apart from a number of average lookers, you get the model looks, the tall, young, attractive, sexy females. Most often there will be variations in price. Inside the "fishbowl" one group might be priced higher than the other. Some women might even sit outside the aquarium, being only part-timers, university students, etc., at a higher price. There could even be two or more fishbowls, differently priced.*** Know thyself ***Of course most of you will agree that a woman has not much other qualities apart from her looks. So it is fair she will be priced accordingly. Some might be childless, with fresh firm belly and the manager often knows which ones. Just ask him. Some managers might speak English or other languages, such as Japanese or Chinese. So, how to choose from all those fresh beauties? Often the choice is the hardest thing. Sitting on the display, they all try to wear their most attractive clothes. Some might even wave to you to choose her. In my humble opinion that she waves is no indication of promising good performance. Please be honest. You know how crap you yourself look. If any young attractive female says that she likes you, surely she is a lier. Being an honest man, you never lying yourself, would you want to deal with liers? Of course not! The point is, you better choose one that shows no interest in you at all. At least she is honest. Honesty is a good thing.Soapies are traditionally Thai entertainment. Apart from Pattaya, Phuket and some parts of Bangkok little do they cater to foreigners. So, expect that most females will not speak any English. Although some of the male managers might speak just enough to take your order. If they consider you too much trouble to communicate with, they might even refuse to serve you. However, there is no need to wait until you speak Thai well enough. Every try is a good lesson. But of course in tourist centres this is not an issue. So, Pattaya, Phuket, Bangkok are good places to start and have a go.How many pops the women of the soapie get each night? About 5 or 6. And a lot of bathing, showers, foam in between. They smell clean and fresh no matter your position in the queue. Plus you get the added joy of "sharing" with others like you. For me and many of us, this "joy" of sharing and "belonging" beats the joy from sex any day.---------------------*** In the room ***So, she leads you in to the bedroom. Now what? This is exciting stuff. Coming from "sex-jail" America, in the past 20 years you have only seen young female flesh on the crumpled pages of old Hustler magazine, fearfully masturbating by yourself in the workplace restrooms. Or you are a computer-geek, jerking yourself off nightly before the color monitor. Dreaming about those delicious looking, young arrogant females in your office every day. Fear not, we have been through it too. Now being thrown in the deep water of a small bathtub full of real young juicey female flesh. This is truly an intimidating experience for any big hero man. To "relax" is easy to say but hard to do in this situation. So, don't relax! Be horny! You bought her, now you can fuck her. No questions about it. Luckily, "soapie-girls" are well trained to take the lead. They do indeed have a set routine they must go through with you: --------------*1=filling the bath, *2=undressing you, *3=washing you all over, *4=drying you off with a towel, *5=giving a body-to-body foam slide (not all soapies) *6= a bit of massage on the bed, *7= sucking your cock with a condom *8= sitting on top and fucking you, *9=cleaning you again in the shower, *10= saying farewell--------------As you can see, it is not all just 90 minutes of pumping. This saves her hole from wearing out prematurely. Plus the set routine helps her through all the jobs, without too much thinking. Yes, unlike an ordinary brothel, the girls do receive thorough training in a soapie. Often it is the unpleasant duty of some male staff to train them. In other cases they get trained by an experienced female.The room is only for the two of you. So, variations are of course possible. You think of the possible extras, and try to get across what you want. As I said, no matter of how well she pretends, there is little chance that she will actually like you. But she can make you feel that way. Who can tell the difference? I can't.-----------------5. Costs(1USD = 33baht) Let us compare. One pop in a traditional Thai brothel costs 300B and up but looks are not that great, time is just 30 minutes. For 700-1200B you can get something quite reasonable in a karaoke for one hour. While some soapies also fall into this price range, such as in Had Yai (600B/1 hr), most soapies will start in price from 1200B and up. Often but not always, the price will reflect the quality of women in terms of looks. For 1500-1600B ($50 USD) you can get something quite spectacular, something like a TV model. Expect to pay somewhat more in Bangkok or Chiangmai. The Pattaya 1600B deal is quite reasonable and all three Sabai Massages have real lookers from time to time. All three the same price.*** Very cheap indeed ***If you consider the costs at a gogo bar: 600 barfine, 1500 for the girl, 200 for drinks, 400 for ST room it adds up to 2700 baht. And you had to do all the sweet-talking, begging, producing yourself and looking silly. Plus of course competing with younger men than you. Hardly worth it. Plus the service at the soapie is so much more superior. In fact it is great value. On top of the set fee you pay at a soapie, you "may" tip at the end a small sum like 100 B. But this is not compulsory. And in a soapie it is quite okay to choose another one the next time, and another one and another, until you fuck them all. The same thing is hard to do in a gogo bar.In a typical Pattaya beer-bar it costs 300B to take the girl out. And at least another 5-600 to fuck it "short-time" (1-2 hrs), total 900B. Seems like a good deal? To be truthful, from a beer-bar in Pattaya it is extremely difficult for old ugly men like us, without any charm and with little money, to land top lookers for good fuck. Nowadays, nearly impossible in fact. And the ones available for us deranged old wankers are just that: deranged and old females. They might be friendly, but surely they do not compare with gogo or soapie quality.For foreigners the price might be increased in a soapie. However this is not the rule and very often you get the same deal as the locals. This is not cheap entertainment, even for Thais. Soapies have large costs and overheads. They run a business and not a charity. $50 for rooting a beautiful,young, subservient female is quite a reasonable deal for most westerners. Consider what you would pay at home for the same. -------------------6. Pros and consMany of us do love soapies. However not all men do. I feel this is mainly due to negative propaganda and not understanding the facts. Some men say that they like the actual process of chatting up the prostitute (they like to call them "lady", but it is actually a common prostitute) at the bars, such as gogo or beer-bar. They claim to lack this so called "human contact" in a soapie. This is not so actually. Just like everything, there is the right dose and there is overdose. I am not the only one to claim that while a little dose is pleasant, but too much exposure to the sun makes you burn badly. Sitting on ice for hours makes you catch a cold. And while smoking in moderation is a source of great joy and does no harm but it shouldn't become a bad habit. It is no different with women. Mixing with them in brief, controlled situations might have some health benefits. But getting an overdose is definitely damaging. In many ways, but especially to mens' intellect and imagination. *** No "intellectual damage" ***Women are plain, base creatures with simple thinking. Something like the mind of a chicken. They believe everything they hear and get very easily hypnotised (search for the word!). For the same reason they have always been the target of all sorts of sales gimmicks and political propaganda. Because they are mostly mindless and easily get excited. This is a man doesn't want to be. It is impossible for a man to mix with women too much and also stay "cool-headed" and balanced at the same time. You become like them. Superficial, agitated, unreasonable. Very common symptoms of the Pattaya crowd of western males mixing with Thai female peasant girls full time 24/7. The general result is agression, violence.While on the other hand, the 90 minutes of soapie massage offers just the right amount of time you need for a full sexual experience. Without the danger of overdose. You enjoy the time inside, but once you step out you are free. Even so, that 90 minutes can be also dangerous and cause brain damage if you let the female speak too much. So, the act of sex should fill out most of the time, with just moaning and groaning for sounds. Plus the fact of language barrier is your other beneficial protection. Chances are, you will leave with still sound mind, just as when you entered.*** Controlled finances ***As for other pros of the "soapie", one is controlled finance. It is not cheap, but you know exactly how much you are going to spend. You can even budget in advance for every day, in exact figures. If you don't control money, money will control you. We don't want that happen to you. Many strong men have fallen in that trap and at the end they had to resort to doing real nasty things to get "mo-money". Then the "dogs of law" came and ate them. You know these stories too well. We want you to control both: money and women. And not the other way around. Because we love you.-------------------7. Locations (and variations from standard)We invite you to travel around and visit some soapies, apart from the tourist ghettoes. There is a basic map included with this report. Travel is very easy and convenient in Thailand. As an added benefit you will notice that the smiles of Thais get a lot more genuine as you leave Pattaya and Phuket. The "Isaan" region is particularly joyful and rewarding with many excellent "soapies". The lovely city of Udonthani has two. Konken has three big ones. Ubonrachatani has five smaller ones but with some beautiful young girls and great service. Surin has one and Khorat another three. We do not recommend Chiangmai and the Northern region, simply because they have reputation for poor service. However the southern region such as Chumpon and Hadyai are excellent again, with very friendly people and many good soapies.*** Variations ***Some variations from the standards detailed above occur. Such as for example Hadyai has five locations, including two with real cheap prices (600B/pop/one hour). Here service often does not match those of more pricey soapies. But for that cost, it is still good value. Even "cheaper than free", if you consider the usual costs of a "free fuck". Here also the boss is a woman. Not having any real big one, but Ubonrachatani boasts five little gems. Here the usual line up is just 6-10 girls each. Khorat has some "soapie-like" lineups in a brothel (see Khorat report). Here the setup is really cheap looking, but also your outlay merely 4-500B. In Pisanulok and Northern region, Chiangmai especially you might get vastly overcharged, just because you are a westerner. We hope this will change. But maybe this is their way of saying: " We don't want your business."-----------------------------------8. ConclusionWe hope you will find some useful information in the above. Nevertheless what you do, please remember. We are your brothers, same as you. Please don't fight us but rather share with us. We do want to fuck what you are fucking and in exchange we let you fuck what we fuck. No fighting, ever. We are heroes only together. Alone, fighting each other we are all just losers. We all lose to feminists, becoming the victims of female propaganda that urges men to fight and kill each other like brainless animals.-------------------------------------------FAQQ: Are soapies legal in Thailand?A: Yes, they are legal. They pay tax. They also possess what is called a "Category 3 Permit". It is usually affixed in the main hall and stipulates the conditions of service. One condition is that you must be over 20 yo old to be serviced. Plus there are some more.-------Q: Can I get GFE in a soapie? A: Come on. Get a life for yourself. You can be perfectly happy without any GFE and miserable with a GF. But yes, you can get mindblowing GFE (good-fuck-experiences).--------Q: What if I have open sores, warts, etc. Will I get serviced? A: Money talks. People (and women) do take risks if they see a reward. Also, you can try what some of us did, pull a plastic bag over your willy in the bath. Then a condom in the bed. That's all. Ultimately, health is in the mind. You cannot make anyone sick without their consent. Disease does not come from germs but from unhealthy minds and lifestyles. There is a long way to become sick. It does not come from one simple exposure to this or that bacteria or virus.--------Q: What about "adidas"?A: "Adidas" is a religion. It does serve one purpose: to raise fear and establish control over the crowds. The "adidas myth" does not stand the scrutiny of scientific reasoning. Quite simply, "adidas" as a disease does not exist. Do your own research and consult our "adidas" forum.-------Q: Will I contibrute positively to the "World" by frequenting soapies?A: Yes, your contribution will result in elevating mens' status worldwide and weakening womens' control over them.-------Q: Will I become a "Hero" by visiting a soapie?A: Most definitely. You will become a "Hero of Men". -----------------End of Soapie report 2008EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Sanook D]

雨の日はプロンポン駅まで傘でお出迎えします、お電話下さい。According to Rainbow's website, on rainy days they will meet you at Prompong with an umbrella if you phone them. Awww, that's so. . .Japanese. I hope someone here gives a try, see if they offer the service to farang.

[RCA Knight]

About Long Beach, be careful what you order. Sometimes back I went there to check out because I stayed at next door Radisson, and sat in the model lounge section on the right side. There were lots of normal looking girls, nothing outstanding. I ordered ice tea and a shrimp fried rice. The bill came, they charged me 150 for ice tea and 220 for fried rice. The food was a rip off, and the quality in sideline lounge was really mediocre, but seemed very popular with locals Thais.

[Aries3288]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!

Try this link to a English translated page -http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A//www.rainbowbkk.com/lady.aspx&hl=en&langpair=ja|en&tbb=1&ie=shift_jis

[Inch15]

Can somebody recommend a good oil massage parlor in soi 3, where extra in guarantee.Thnx

[M P Lurker]

Tried Long Beach soapy massge today. If couldn't find a honey had intended to check out Utopia and then perhaps Bangkok Cozy.It was less than 1 km from Rama 9 (Phra Raam 9) MRT underground (subway) station, so i walked it.Fishbowl girls were 2000 Baht for 2hrs. There were about 12 girls there.One girl looked O.K. The others weren't quite my type.But moved on to check the higher price brackets.Seated in a special ready for action area on stools were the "Dao Thong" (gold star) girls at 2400 Baht for 1.5Hrs. One on the end was quite stunning so I never made it to the sideline and models sections starting at about 3000 I think. The other 5 gold star girls hardly got noticed either so i forget how many were good looking."Fa" D24 had a slim face perhaps slightly like Mia Farrow but more like some other star that I can remember the name of. She had a tremendous hip to waist ratio that reall gets me and honey brown hair.Naked she looked fantastic 9/10 with 1 off for only a small B cup (but nice shaped). Face was 9/10 with 1 off for the nose job. She says she is getting a nose reduction shortly to make it less obvious.I could tell she was going to be great as soon as we started kissing. Was a nice GFE experience with wildly writhing sex. Only a covered BJ but still nice.So I think she scores solid 9s accross the board.I nearly forgot to mention a very nice tit massage and body slide in the bath.

[Satrai2000]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!

I've been here twice, with the girl on row 3 nr. 2. To be honest: she looks much better in the photo than she looks in reality. But she is very friendly.When you enter the parlour you must explicitly and quicky tell the cashier that you yourself want to choose the girl from the album. Else she will assign a girl to you.

[Richo Stevens]

Their website is all in japanese, and I can't figure out the names of them as I would like to make a booking there. Anyone been there recently? Are the pictures up to date? 2nd row, nr 1 and nr 3 look great, and a pornstar figure on row 3 nr 1, anyone know the names of them so I could give them a call? Tried to call them, but failed to make them understand who I meant.Thanks!