Pattaya Reports

[Horologist]

From ML:

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. : D

ML. Might you be refering to the infamous "Noi" from Thermae? Beautiful face, big knockers, (made an awful racket when she ate), hails from Chumpon. Or maybe her close friends Nueng and Bau. The Thai VIP with the intials A. P? Know that crowd too well! Happy to share photo's, stories, even current phone numbers but not here publicly.

[M P Lurker]

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.

Was Magnum P.I. a super large Penile Implant?

A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants.

I don't really know much about this topic. I'm just speculating wildly.
Anyway its great that older blokes can be assisted when necessary and can monger to the fullest.

[M P Lurker]

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

I have a lot of trouble spelling it too. We all do. No insult intended.

[Old Thai Hand]

I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI.

[Run Mann]

I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am.

I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.

[Old Thai Hand]

Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am.

[Lover Boy #2]

They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

I vote we drop this subject for now.......but the above really does look like a very intelligent analysis of the situation. The whole thing is about self hate and Thai being the center of the world (it's not!). It's also a lot of crap that Thais who have been to an American/western university somehow should be expected to escape from this situation. They go to a university in the west.....stay with mostly Thai people in their social group, want to eat only Thai food most of the time and pull the same shit off their soil that they pull on it. They then return to the fatherland at some point....and act the same as when they left (i.e. that "lie" thing they are famous for, men causing termoil in interpersonal relationships with drinking and "hanging" with Thai men, racism, etc.). This is a generalisation of course....but fits the many Thais I have been involved with (male and female on a non-sexual basis) in the west.

[Run Mann]

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant?

Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?

[Old Thai Hand]

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.

[Warbucks]

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.

Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".

[Old Thai Hand]

They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.

Truth hurts!

An in-depth and sensitive understanding of Thai culture. My hat's off to you.

[Ibeme]

ML,

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly how it came about (sigh).

[1Ball]

Mick, of course, you know my question was a joke........

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.

[M P Lurker]

PI = Phillipines

Looks like Americans GIs used PI because they had trouble spelling "The Philippines"
It is a tricky word.

[Professor10]

PI = Phillipines