Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dirty Tom]

Rbmane,It's just the tiered pricing structure. Certain girls, based on looks, demand, possible their wishes, get put in certain price categories. The fishbowl starts at 1,900 baht (girls with numbers). B-Course girls are priced at 2,000 baht. I believe these are the body slide girls. The sideline girls are priced in the S, M and L categories from 2,500 up to 3,500 baht. You get the picture. I would not worry about those, until you get there. Not all girls are available all the time (with customers, days off, etc.), so don't get too hung up on any one girls picture.AT2

Thanks for this info - that certainly helps... I was only on the look out for the much acclaimed Yok at Emmanuelle by Sir Mick Licker (as recently been conferred by this title).Waiting to get there on this Saturday ... reports to come on after that...

[AsiaTraveler2]

Hello,I was looking at the Thai website of Emmanuelle at http://www.ilikemassage.com/emmanuelle/ and pictures were explanatory enough - but the text was all foreign to me.From the forum reports, I know that the gals with number starting with B are the ones that do a B-course.There are other gals' pics who's numbers start with S, M, L, XL, - these sound like shirt sizes. There are some who's start with XX and V.Can someone knowledgeable tell me what each of these letters mean? Is it to do with the services offered with the gals or what is it really?Thanks,-R.

Rbmane,It's just the tiered pricing structure. Certain girls, based on looks, demand, possibly their wishes, get put in certain price categories. The fishbowl starts at 1,900 baht (girls with numbers). B-Course girls are priced at 2,000 baht. I believe these are the body slide girls. The sideline girls are priced in the S, M and L categories from 2,500 up to 3,500 baht. You get the picture. I would not worry about those, until you get there. Not all girls are available all the time (with customers, days off, etc.), so don't get too hung up on any one girls picture.AT2

[Tit Luvr2]

Mick has done a lot for us and is continuing to help and guide us.He is also well informed and an authority on the bkk scene. I suggest we address him as "Sir Mick " as a mark of appreciation.Any other title suggestions are welcome.

[NicFrenchy]

Swallowed my anger towards Akane 2 days ago and did a "walk-in" to check the Talent. Booked an S3 Session that sent me back after 90mn feeling like I had no more "juice" left in my bags.Report to come soon

[Forcejam]

I didn't have problems in the past with the booking online at Akane. But in January, I used the online booking twice, and I didn't have answer and I didn't even see the booking in the section "Ladies Schedule"Bino9

Mate I don't understand why you came out of no where and addon giving bad comments on Akane this time? What you post is of no difference from NicFrenchy.If another experience senior member say something negative about another massage, are you going to be a parrot and repeat also? Sorry mate but I'm just curious since you have only 4 post? Out of the 4 post non is about your massage experience, maybe counted but like a parrot giving exactly same feedback. Your first post is the only post that so call helpful giving direction to others to "Exclusive Spa & Massage". Are you in any way related to Exclusive?You mentioned "I didn't have problems in the past with the booking online at Akane." So you are going to tell us you went didn't went Akane in JAN or you went? But one thing is confirmed that you went before JAN since you mentioned "I didn't have problems in the past with the booking online at Akane".You only join the forum in JAN, You don't wish to share your experience with us on all the places you been to? Don't tell me you been to Exclusive and it's very good? The rest are just loads of bullshits.I'm sorry mate if I am another busy body since I am pretty free at home now.

[Dirty Tom]

Hello,I was looking at the Thai website of Emmanuelle at http://www.ilikemassage.com/emmanuelle/ and pictures were explanatory enough - but the text was all foreign to me.From the forum reports, I know that the gals with number starting with B are the ones that do a B-course.There are other gals' pics who's numbers start with S, M, L, XL, - these sound like shirt sizes. There are some who's start with XX and V.Can someone knowledgeable tell me what each of these letters mean? Is it to do with the services offered with the gals or what is it really?Thanks,-R.

[M P Lurker]

Had a very bad experience with Booking online with Akane.

There have been a few adverse comments re booking online at various places. I always phone book and have not really had problems, except at times when no-one answered the phone (too early).

[Bino9]

Cactus J, I am not sure what is going on lately with Akane, I had no problems before with Online Bookings as they always confirmed and honored their part of the deal. No worries about the reports, there are a couple coming soon

I didn't have problems in the past with the booking online at Akane. But in January, I used the online booking twice, and I didn't have answer and I didn't even see the booking in the section "Ladies Schedule"Bino9

[NicFrenchy]

Nic,I was in BKK for 1 day last month and booked 2 girls at Soi 33 Akane, no answer, no record of my booking when I got there. I still enjoyed but I agree with you 100%. I was going to contact you by PM to find out about HG but had no time, maby next time. Please keep up the great reports!Cactus J

Cactus J, I am not sure what is going on lately with Akane, I had no problems before with Online Bookings as they always confirmed and honored their part of the deal. No worries about the reports, there are a couple coming soon

[Cactus J]

Nic,I was in BKK for 1 day last month and booked 2 girls at Soi 33 Akane, no answer, no record of my booking when I got there. I still enjoyed but I agree with you 100%. I was going to contact you by PM to find out about HG but had no time, maby next time. Please keep up the great reports!Cactus J

[Easy2007]

Never ever hand a covered hand job. Thats just not on, I will not entertain covered BJ's either, a BJ is a BBBJ or not at all.So, perhaps she saw the problem and thats why she covered you up?Certainly for any massage joint in Bangkok there is no covering up for HJ's.[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2][QUOTE=Erogenous]Yeah, it's standard at Akane I think.

I have never heard of a hj with a condom....ever....in my entire life...this includes every continent on this planet (even my "mind sex" on other planets did not include a hj w/condom!). I'm not sure how you got talked into this. I think the girl noticed the beginning of a problem (i.e. a tear in skin) and than placed the condom on....because this is certainly not standard operating procedure. But, that said, good luck with your penis and thanks for sharing.

[NicFrenchy]

Had a very bad experience with Booking online with Akane.Booked a girl on Thursday morning for a Saturday midday Session (way before their 24hrs cutoff), and received no reply or acknowledgement from them at all. Could not even see her as booked in the online Schedule.I find this highly unprofessional for a business like Anake, If you are going to offer a booking online service, then do it properly or not at all.I understand that the girl might not have been available, but in this case is it too much to ask Akane to let their customers know?Bottom line: I was so pissed off that I decided not to go there at all and went to Angels instead.

[M P Lurker]

Just a bit of a sting. Maybe because I was at climax. I filled half the condom with blood rather than semen this time though!

She jacked you off with the Cap on?

Yeah, it's standard at Akane I think.Why, why and why? The frenulum is a piece of skin at the underside of the penis that connects the foreskin to the head of the penis (Wikipedia for more info). I read somewhere that for some people there is a blood vessel here, hence the bleeding. Why on earth would I need a blood test a couple months from now? HIV? From a handjob with a rubber? I always use a rubber (for everything) and am completely healthy so why would I have any reason to doubt this? I'm young and have a lot to live for. I'd never ruin (or significantly change) my life over a few minutes of pleasure!

Condoms are made of latex/rubber and are subject to excessive friction if not lubricated properly. They are not suitable for Hand Jobs in my opinion.A vigorous HJ (which I don't like anyway) will cause friction and could do damage like what you described.

[Lover Boy #2]

[QUOTE=Erogenous]Yeah, it's standard at Akane I think.QUOTE]I have never heard of a hj with a condom....ever....in my entire life...this includes every continent on this planet (even my "mind sex" on other planets did not include a hj w/condom!). I'm not sure how you got talked into this. I think the girl noticed the beginning of a problem (i.e. a tear in skin) and than placed the condom on....because this is certainly not standard operating procedure. But, that said, good luck with your penis and thanks for sharing.

[NicFrenchy]

I don't think it's standard at Akane, unless something changed in the last 4 months. I have never had a condom put on me there. It's just a hj, so why would they need to put a cover? If you received a bj, yes I could see that, but they would still take the cap off when the hj started.

It's not Standard. Can you imagine any place that would do that? It's already bad enough to only get a HJ at some places but if now they're going to cap you for it, they'll run out of business quick.What's next? Paying the girls 200thb extras for "Mind Sex"? LOL