Puerto Vallarta

[UrbanWildlife]

Lower end places:

The most well known lower end puta place in Puerto Vallarta is Las Alazenas. The location has been mentioned many times on this thread. There are 3 other puta bars, Stravaganza, Cadillac (I believe it still goes by this name), and a new place that opened up that for years housed a puta bar called Tren. They are all basically next door to each other, or across the street from each other.

Even though Stravaganza and Cadillac can get expensive, the good thing about these places is it is easy to get the girls to go with you after closing, or to set up dates for the next day without breaking the bank. At Las Alazenas you can get girls to go with you for 24 hours for as little as one hundred dollars. To get service on premises it is usually only $40. to $50.00 dollars. Ladies drinks are 4 or 5 dollars compared to the high end strip clubs where you are paying a minimum of $15.00 dollars. Generally there are about 15 putas sitting around or up against the wall as you enter, and quality varies from day to day, with weekends being the best. The place is totally dead until about 11:30pm. In this bar you are sure to have a Mexican cultural bar experience.

Another place I like to go to, and is very reasonable, is in an area I believe is called “Aurora”. There are 2 bars across from each other, one is call Mari Tierra, which is a large Mexican cantina with delicious free appetizers. They have approximately 6 normal waitresses working that generally are very attractive. I have on several occasions made dates with them for the next day, or on there day off. Beer prices are $1.50 for a Pacifico or Corona.

Directly across the street from Mari Tierra is a bar that I can never remember the name of, but it is a small Mexican cantina that has a juke box for music, and has several freelancers hanging out in it or working there as waitresses. It has been known to be a fun place, where after a few tequilas or several beers, you might find yourself dancing between the tables with a chica you are enjoying a drink with. These two bars are about a 3 minute taxi ride from the bars I spoke of at the beginning of this post. If you were on the road for example heading to the airport, you would take a right by the OXXO convenience store, and the La Paloma bull right, and go about a mile and half down the road and take a right. Approximately a block away you would run into these two bars. It is very easy to locate them, and most taxis know Mari Tierra. Again the drink prices are the same as in Mari Tierra.

Another local bar you might want to checkout that is a normal bar with good prices, is called "The Cantina". It is located in downtown Puerto Vallarta, on the street above the Malecon. It is a very popular bar for local Mexican girls, and it gets to be quite busy on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Drink prices are capable to the bars I spoke of above. Things get going here after 10:30pm. All taxi drivers know where it is at. This area of the city is filled with bars/discos/ and a couple of Karoeke bars that cater to both the local Mexican crowd, as well as the tourists.

The bar called “The Rodeo" is filled with Mexican locals, and actually has live banda music on Friday and Saturday nights. It is located in Pitillal. The music is excellent, but there is a $10.00 cover charge, but it will be filled with girls. On Thursday nights they have a tonga contest where girls enter into a contest and strip down to there g-string. Again this is a bar that does not get going until 10:30 for the most part. It is probably the most popular disco for local Mexican people. You might find you are the only gringo in the place, because of it being located in Pitillal, but it is very secure, and is actually a very nice place. The only thing I do not like about it is the fact most people sit down at tables. I am one who likes to move about, and never sits. My preference is to stand at the bar.

A disco bar that plays all types of music that is a favorite among the Mexican girls is called JB’s Disco. It is located a short distance from the strip club “Prestige” but on the other side of the street. Drink prices are reasonable, the music by a DJ is great, and it is a nice place from time to time to checkout to see what is going on. I have seen some real cuties in this place.

Rolex: Rolex is a stripclub that is located about 15 to 20 minutes from downtown Puerto Vallarta and pass the airport. The quality can be very good at times. It is a similar to the higher end strip clubs, but again it can be worthwhile to stop in, speak to some of the girls, and possibly set something up for later.

Hotel Erendira is located at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan in the city of Puerto Vallarta. Freelancers hangout around here generally from 7 to 9pm but it is hit and miss. Your best bet is to walk around in this area and if they are out, they will find you.

Las Antorches has been mentioned on here many times, and is strictly a daytime bar with putas working inside with rooms in back. It is located across the street from where the ships dock. Prices again are reasonable for drinks, and your negotiating skills can get you a puta for $40. dollars. I am not sure if you can ever find a quality girl in this place. I have been to it quite possibly 15 times, and all the putas are old, fat, or both!

Mambos Cafe: I want to mention this place for anyone who is going to be taking a girl out on a date, and wants to impress them with a super good time. This is a latin salsa nightclub located near the Marina that has salsa bands. I have traveled the world over, and this is one of my favorite places. You will see some awesome salsa dancers, who are just normal people out enjoying themselves. The bands that play come from around the world. You might even want to hit the large dance floor yourself!. You will find couples dancing in the walkways before the night is over. The place does not get going until 11pm, and is only open Thursday through Saturdays.

In closing this post for now, I should point out that frequenting these local cantinas, discos, you really should have some knowledge and speaking ability of the Spanish language, or have a spanish speaking person with you. I do have a english speaking friend who is a taxi driver, I would highly recommend you use, if you are interested in going to any of these places I posted about. His fees are very fair, he has a nice air conditioned car with satellite radio, and most of all he knows a lot of the girls who hangout in these bars that he can introduce you to. He can also do your negotiating for you in the puta bars. Most importantly he is a super good and honest guy, who will help provide you a great time. I am sure if you read ISG member Rain Maker’s post, you will see what I am talking about. It is post number #284. Also send a p.m to ISG member Loco Mojjo and I can assure you he will provide you with a excellent recommendation of my friend. He used him just last month. If you are interested in using his services contact me via p.m., and I will provide you his contact information, or contact him myself on your behalf.

As I stated in my previous post, I am off to Colombia for 3 weeks on April 22nd, so if anyone will be there during this period of time get in touch with me. I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta approximately the first week in June, so again if anyone wants to have a cold beer send me a p.m. for contact information.

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[The Sex Hunter]

Gentlemen,

I was ones down the malecon and a guy waked up to me and offert me some fake silver souvenir shit. I told him that i'm not interested in it. Than he ask me if I am interested in something else maybe. I ask the old guy what else he has. Than he asked me if I want to have a girl for 1 night. I told him that this sounds ways better then the tourist shit he tryed to sell first. Than he offert me 1 girl for about 100 USD for 1 night. I asked him about how old the girl was. He said he has beautiful girls from age 18+. I denialed his offer because I had no time. It was my last day in PV.

What you guys think about such an offer? I was ones somewhere in the caribe and a guy how tried to sell cigars first came up also which such an offer. He wanted 250USD per night so I told him to get out of my few. The chics in the clubs where ways cheaper there!

[John Dough]

UrbanWildlife, I totally agree with you about the crazy prices at the high end strip clubs. However, I have found the quality to be consistently good. One thing on offer that I have not found in the U.S. is $20 lap dances with touching not only allowed, but encouraged.

I appreciate you writing about the lower end clubs. I am trying to get an idea of where they are located, for the next time I visit Vallarta. Having reviewed the recent posts, I discovered that in post #295 Nauskas actually made a map of where to find Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. I also found in post #311 DukePV gave good directions to Conejita's and El y Ella. Does anybody know of a low end club in the old town area?

[UrbanWildlife]

If anyone goes to these places that J. Dough listed below, make sure you have an interest in a bank because you are going to need it! These are all high end strip clubs with $10. to $20.00 dollar cover charges, and basically the same price structure you would find in the higher end strip clubs in the United States. Drink prices for putas is approximately $15.00 per drink and a bottle of beer will run you about $5. to $6.00 dollars for yourself. Price range to take a puta out of these places is approximately $250. to $300. dollars on the average, and this is only for an hour or two. To get a private show in the club figure on $100.00 for approximately 20 to 30 minutes max. There are several more of this types of clubs, that J. Dough does not have on his list, including a Hysteria II that is located in the building that previously hosted the disco Chic, very close to Farmacia Guadalajara.

Guys there are much better places to spend your hard earned money than at high end places like these, or PV Playmates, the escort service whose pricing structure is $250. to $400.00 for one or two hours, as Winston pointed out in his post # 324.

I am off to put a singles tour together in Colombia, departing on April 22nd for 3 weeks. If anyone is going to be in the Cartagena/Barranquilla/Santa Marta area, send me a p.m. I really have some beautiful non-pros lined up, and of course I am willing to share! I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta the first week in June.

[John Dough]

Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta.

Do you mean Pitillal?
http://www.vallarta-adventures.com/p...-pitillal.html

Aquah Strip & Lingerie
Blvd. Francisco M. Ascencio 2600-A, Col. Villa Las Flores
http://www.vallartaonline.com/news/W...nVallarta2809/

Vallarta by Night
http://blog.duopixel.com/images/reporte_mens_clubs2.pdf
At Prestige you will find elegance and a professional show; at Hysteria there is fun and variety; at Candy’s you can expect plenty of attention; whereas Junior’s and Mirage offer a more private atmosphere.

CANDY’S GIRLS
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2940-
A, Marina Vallarta

HYSTERIA
Libramiento esquina
Brasil, Col. Lázaro
Cárdenas

JUNIOR’S
Púlpito 180, Zona
Romántica,

MIRAGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 1994,
Zona Hotelera

PRESTIGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2033
Zona Hotelera

Juliette Massage
http://www.juliette.com.mx/

[The Sex Hunter]

Hello Urban Wildlife!

Thanks for your great report and the cool pictures! Have you got more of them? I think it´s about time to get same pictures in the Puerto Vallarta Thread!

[UrbanWildlife]

Hello again!

Spent a few days back in Puerto Vallarta and made the circuit of the lower end establishments. There was alot of girls working in Las Alazenas, with a couple above average looking ones to be had on premises for $40.00 dollars U.S or for all night for $120.00 dollars. I spent some time with Susan, who is there almost every night, looks are so so but is a super good provider. Others hear on the board have spoken about her in the past, one I believe was Avid Writer.

Stavaganza was quite busy, and a girl named Maricela caught my eye. She had me pick her up at closing, and spent the entire next day with me, and provided an excellent experience. She was very pretty, and the funny story about her, was we were both drunk, and once back at my place I brought out a ivibe rabbit vibrator and used it on her, before doing the deed myself. We were having a great time, various positions, and lots of foreplay, until I could not take it anymore, so I came because I was just dead tired. Here is the funny part though, she picks up the ivibe rabbit from the floor and goes into the bathroom, I get up out of bed to go see what the fuck she is doing, and when I open the bathroom door, she is standing there bent over, trying to do herself anally with the vibrator. Needless to say, I told her I would try to help her with the cause, being the good guy that I am. We proceeded to the bed where I got some hand lotion to use as a lube, and I tried like hell to get myself back hard again, but ....... Since I was totally fucked out, I juiced up the rabbit and the rest is history. Total damage done was the cost of a swimsuit purchased the next day for $35.00 dollars.

Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta. There was some very nice quality girls working, and my friends and I had a super good time there as well, probably my favorite time of any since I have been going to the place. The only draw back to the place is the waiter we had. He always wears a do rag on his head and has a muscular build. He tried to rip me off on drinks on several occasions, by overcharging me. Also the girls get a commission of course from the ladies drinks, and a girl named Marisol tried to drink me under the table, taking advantage of the fact I was enjoying her company. She also attempted to take my money off of the table. However, this girl is a total freak, and was a blast to party with. Damage done was $100.00 dollars, and she was willing to go back to my place at closing for that same amount. For a fun time, and great sex she is highly recommended, just do not trust her. She is also really hot!. I thought my friend took some pics of her, but they were not on my camera so I am not sure what happened with that.

I am attaching a couple of pics of a girl who sat at my table. She was not that great in the looks department, but was a blast to party with. Throughout the 4 hours I spent there, I had probably 8 different girls sit at my table, and everyone wanted to use the toy I had in my pocket, called a Pocket Rocket Vibrator. They all loved it and it is a tool every monger should carry if you are out partying. It is like that credit card commercial that says "don't leave home without it". It is the bomb, as the girls love it, and you can use it on them right at your table, or let them operate it in front of you!

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[The Sex Hunter]

Aquah Strip Club:

Here it is, the link:

http://www.aquah.com.mx/

Looks like there page is still under constraction. Hope to see more soon!

Happy hunting to you all!

TSH

[UrbanWildlife]

I appreciate your response Winston and all of your posts!. I am sorry you feel that I am antagonist towards you because I debated the exorbinant prices you and Mervon are paying. This is far from the truth. I responded to your post with my opinion and position on this issue. I hope you do not quit posting because someone wanted to debate a price issue with you, because I feel your posts are welcome here, and they are beneficial.

As far as posting on other countries, I hope in the future you do post your information, as it is always nice to read about other peoples experiences in the particular area they visited and mongered in. I was not insinuating you never went to these places, so it was you who is assuming that is what I meant. I just felt it was kind of strange that you post on Canada and Puerto Vallarta, but not on areas you have visited that are more mongering friendly. Despite the wealth of information on these major mongering destinations, it should not detour you from posting yours, as your information might help someone, as that is what the board is all about.

Again, thank you for your contributions, and I look forward to reading about more of them in the future, and don't get so uptight if someone debates an issue with you.

Good luck to you!

[Winston569]

I have enough posts and time on the board to be a senior member. That really is all I need to do. I did not post about a lot of the other places I have been because there is plenty of info on those places and the quality of ladies (and where to find them) is well known; as you say, they are very hobby friendly and there is no difficulty finding action. Orbitz, Travelocity, and Expedia are good resources for hotels, so I don't really think I need to advertise for them. I do not post pictures; I have a film camera and often do not have access to a personal scanner.
There has been somewhat of a derth of information on PV lately, and some posts regarding new ladies from a service. I thought I would try to help by TOFTT this trip and report on it. There were also rumors of a favorite night spot closing down and I wanted to find out the truth about it. I often go quite a while between posts as I have nothing new to report. That does not seem to be a problem for the moderator / owner of this board, and as long as I follow his rules, I am assuming I am welcome to post when and what I feel like posting. If you would never spend what I am spending on ladies, then why do you care if I do not report every encounter in every country (and provide pictures, I guess to prove I really went there....)? You are obviously a much better negotiator, traveler, and judge of female than I am, so please feel free to ignore me and my posts (feeble and few they may be). I enjoy my vacations to PV, and would have with or without the ladies, but this time and a few before I have had experiences which I felt I would like to share. I have enjoyed trips and vacations all over the world, but have spent time exclusively in Mexico and Canada for the last few years because of rising costs of international travel, as you may notice yourself on one of you whirlwind ultra-professional hobbying jaunts around the globe. Since we obviously do not move in the same circles (you being so much more capable and savy than I), I do not anticipate we shall ever compete for the same ladies, so I say "Good luck and happy hunting". In the meantime, if I have any news to report on how much I overspent in Canada next month, or how I couldn't get away to Hong Kong, Thailand, Columbia, or Amsterdam for the weekend, I will certainly post it, and maybe throw in a picture of the Canadian border or Niagra Falls just to prove I was there. By the way, for someone who claims not to want to "flame" or "attack" anyone, your posts certianly come across that way; I am sure Mervon would agree. You assume too much (such as assuming I only came to PV for the hobby and did not want to leave the grounds except to go to Juniors; I don't remember promising to post a minute-by-minute account of the entire week, but I suppose by posting only about my experiences with the ladies I left out too much for enquiring minds - it also made me sound incredibly creapy; lurking away in the hotel just eating and drinking and calling out for more girls - thanks, I needed that.) I guess that's how superior people sound to us morons and peons down here on the ground.

[Mervon]

Mervon,

How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as well

Uwl,

It's stupid to assume you know something about someone you have never met! You looked up prior posts and you think that tells you my history. Don't quit your day job! Once upon a time, some of us were members of the another forum. Don't know if you were around then (2001). Secondly, don't post everything nowadays for various reasons. Thirdly, we are not here to [CodeWord140] on each other or off each other!

My previous post was about Nevada, because Winston's analogy to cost in the US. It's simple. No one wants to get caught in the U. S. A. And many people do everyday, changing their lives forever. I have to laugh when you say that I lack negotiating skills. That same actress normally gets 5k for a session! Maybe you have heard of the bunny ranches. Can't get arrested and girls are STD tested. The USA is a different market with different consequences.

Now who in the hell would pay that? It's all relative. 1k may be a lot to you and less than toilet paper to someone else. Don't get emotional and don't try to insult us. We know our own individual circumstances. How much would Spitzer have paid not to get caught?

[UrbanWildlife]

Mervon,
How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as well.

Winston,
I am still waiting for you to answer my question. If you have mongered in these other parts of the world, why have you not made a field report on your experiences, the hotels or apartments you stayed at, venues you visited, restaurants you ate at, e.t.c, along with posting some pics?. Your posting history suggests you have only mongered in Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, with a post to Guadalajara thrown in. It is quite strange why you would not make a field report on these other areas that are more mongering friendly. Do not take my post as an attack on you as that is not my intent. I travel to some of the places you have claimed you mongered in, and others I would like to, so I would like to see how your experiences correlate to mine, and I might use your information in my later travels.

Thank you.

[Mervon]

If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you).

Winston,

I waited 15 years to experience a Greek woman. When I found one, it cost me
$1000.00..that was for two hours and two pops. Was it worth it? Hell yes!!! I think about her weekly, even tried to get her out of the business! What's my point?

PRICE IS WHAT YOU PAY, VALUE IS WHAT YOU GET

Worse thing that can happen to any of us is to pay for a lousy experience.

[UrbanWildlife]

I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.

In response to your post Winston, please do not think I was flaming you by any means, and that is why I said to each his own, and made the statement I was happy you enjoyed yourself, because that is what is important. Do you have any pics of these high priced hookers from Puerto Vallarta?. I am sure we all would love to see them if you do. Thanks in advance for sharing them if you do.

On the other hand I am curious since you have traveled to so many other countries, especially mongering countries, why you have not made any field reports for the areas you have visited?. I went back in your previous posts to read about where you stayed, the places you visited, bars/nightclubs, massage parlours you visited on these trips, checked to see if you had posted any pics, but found nothing. On the other hand you have contributed many posts on Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, Canada.

If you are interested, and this goes for anyone else as well, I am going to Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta, Colombia, on April 22nd for 3 weeks to put together a singles tour for late summer or early fall. If anyone wants to meet up during the 3 weeks I will be there please contact me.

[Winston569]

PV playmates advertises on Craigslist; they also have a MySpace page which has pics of all the girls. If you email them from Craigslist Corin (the scheduler) will email you back with the available girls and their rates and MySpace link. Here is the link: http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/603906343.html

Now, I understand that Urban is concerned about how much money I have spent on these ladies, and I appreciate his concern. However, the fact remains that these ladies were hotter and more entertaining than anyone I have found at Juniors, Hysteria, Prestige, etc, and convenience does count for something. By the way, I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.
I vacation in Mexico because I enjoy the great beaches, the friendly people (even if I don't speak much Spanish), the excellent service at most hotels, and the relaxed atmosphere. I like being able to sleep in most of the morning and still have someone willing to clean my room. I enjoy being able to SCUBA dive and find an experienced guide who won't insist on a ton of unnecessary rules designed to cover his liability and to take all the fun and adventure out of underwater exploring, but still experienced and safe enough to feel comfortable diving with. It is great to spend an entire weekend and never hear the word "No". I love Cuban cigars. I love being able to smoke indoors. I enjoy being able to buy and consume alcohol anywhere I want. I really appreciate the fact that unlike beach resorts in the US, no one goes out of their way to make me feel uncomfortable or unwanted for being overweight. And yes, I like the ladies in Mexico and will spend what I have to in order to get a consistent experience with an attractive girl and not worry about getting "Spitzered" sometime down the line. In brief, (to late, I know) I monger in Mexico because I like coming to Mexico, not the other way around. If you want cheaper fun, this message forum is full of information, I was simply providing a review of this relatively new agency that, so far, I found no info on. If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you). To each his own; if the review is valuable, great. If it is not, then skip it. In any case:

I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston