Pattaya Reports

[NicFrenchy]

Ok, ok, it is now apparent that Cheap Meat is rattling our chains with his funny cheap Charlie jokes...

Nobody in reality could be that stupid.

My guess is that Cheap Meat is not even who he says he is. Picture a 16 year old in the middle of Alabama, naked in front of his computer, jerking off at his own stories! that's Cheap Meat for you = an immature wanker.

Now if he really does live in PTY, and crosses the girls the way he describes, then I am affraid he is a lost cause. I can imagine why they say Pattaya is full of Lowlifes.

[Daddy07]

I'm not afraid at all buddy. The way I see it, they scam us, we scam them. It's fair play. I am not the pushover weakling I used to be. Either the world gives me sex or the world suffers. I won't be the one who suffers last though.

Ok, ok, it is now apparent that Cheap Meat is rattling our chains with his funny cheap Charlie jokes...

Nobody in reality could be that stupid.

[Dinghy]

kit wah khun pood thai mai dai. pood thai dai nit noi dtae mai geng.

you misinterpret "being nice" if you think it means "contributing" - it doesn't - it means "treating people the way you would like to be treated" (and seems to pay dividends to me, usually)

I guess it's just a Buddhist frame of mind that I adopt when I'm there

[Amjeck]

Conversely, being nice will help you in ways unimaginable.

It can help while also draining your pocket book. Be smart and treat the low class thai people as other thais treat them, like scum. That will gain you respect! Being nice to low class thais gets you no where in thailand!

[Dinghy]

if you really want to help the cheapster - just spread the word about him to the girls.

Pretty soon they will figure out who he is and then one of their "friends" will take action and maybe cheapster will speak with a squeaky voice.

NEVER, EVER CROSS A THAI - it has a way of coming back to haunt you. Conversely, being nice will help you in ways unimaginable.

[Farangen]

Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.

Next, after you have fiI get free sex all the time here in Pattaya. You know how I do it? I simply avoid nished with your Long Time, you need to get her out of your room without paying her. If you stay in a room (such as a short time room) or have put your luggage somewhere else, you can just sneak out and dissappear.

Once she is out of your room and you haven't paid her, she is in your hands. Suggest that you and her go to Jomtien Beach for a bit of relaxation. You and her are sitting under one of those beach umbrellas. What a perfect time for you to go to the toilet! You make an excuse to go to the toilet while she stays there. Except, instead of going to the toilet, you head to your motorbike parked just past her sight down the road. Now you make your getaway and race back to your hotel room, check out, and check into a new hotel room! She has no idea where you are at now. Nor can she demand payment. Congradulations! You've just scored a 'freebie'!

Now there are many variations to this theme. For example, you could also suggest to her that she go to the hair salon or back to her room to change her clothes. You, being the trustworthy teelak, tell her that you'll come back and pick her up later. Only you never do!

If you have a motorbike, this makes everything all that easier. This is especially true when performing the 'driveoff' trick. Suppose your teelak wakes you up at the break of dawn and wants to go home. No problem, you say. You simply tell her that you'll take her back to her place. At no charge. She will no doubt agree to this proposal. You take her back to her room and drop her off. Just as she hops off your motorbike, you quickly say goodbye and drive off before she can ask for money. This take a little bit of skill, but with practice makes perfect!

Using these methods I have been able to get free sex here in Pattaya. I simply don't pay the girls anymore. It certainly helps stretch your budget during those long stays in Pattaya.

WOW, you are my idol.

By the way, let me tell you some storys about naive girls that had been going with guys like you.

One be catched the day after at Beachroad by the girl and her friends. Instead of 500 baht that she wanted day before, she demanded 5000 baht or he would be beated up.

One girl asked the man at the room if he realy not gonna pay her, and he just laugh at her. Fine by me she say and crashed the hotel-TV and steal his passport.

Another girl come back with the police to the room and the police accused him for had be robbing her. That cost him 10.000 baht to avoid "monkeyhouse"

This is just 3 storys that I know for a fact is true, then I had heard a lot of others. I hope that one day day you meet one of these girls. More than 9 out of 10 girls will do nothing when they go with a man like you, but some day you will meet a girl that take action. And I hope that day comes soon. Nobody shall work for free, and for the girls this is work.

[AliasDonkey]

[QUOTE=Cheap Meat]Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

Wow your really cheap LOL.. You give new meaning to donkey = Asswhole LOL. I hope they never catch you alone and drunk... You might be missing more than your money.

[Wendella]

The name says it all.

from another thread:

Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole.

maybe that's the explanation -- low self esteem.

Thought this one was ironic, in a China thread:

If there was so much free sex everywhere, there would be no hookers and they wouldn't be able to charge anything. I know your types. You think you can get sex for nothing. I've seen some ads on adult listings and saw about 30 ads of guys looking for free sex with women. You know how many ads there were from women looking for free sex with men? About 3. So stop the myths! Sex isn't free.

or this:

Isn't the 3rd World funny?
I mean, I feel like bill gates going to these cuntries. LOL. Hey, cool factoid. Did you know that Indonesia is as poor as india? Yep. The Philippines makes Indonesia look like luxembourg. Man, I just feel like a god when I walk around these places. Isn't that cool? Next time I'm gonna throw up a wad of worthless notes right in the middle of a street and watch the impoverished masses scramble to pick them up. Maybe I should film it and post it on youtube. It'd be a riot!

Pretty impressive stuff.

CM, you're begging for trouble, and I don't think many people would be on your side when you get it. It's the way things like this work: you get away with it, and the trick continues to work -- until it doesn't. And that's going to be some day for you. I have to smile at the naive false sense of self-confidence you have about this. A Darwin Awards entry waiting to happen.

[Cheap Meat]

This Cheap Meat sounds like a classic troll to me, if not let's hope he get's a good kicking from a Thai pimp, he certainly deserves it.

There are hardly any pimps in Pattaya. If you actually knew much about this town, which you don't, you'd know that. These girls stay together in small rooms. There are no men present.

So, I'm not afraid of anything. Just recently I picked up a girl on soi 13. Fucked her, then she wanted her money. You know what I did? Heheh. I drove her way out to sukhumvit and forced her off my motorbike (never paid her). I'm not making that up. I've done it before (pushed a girl into the ditch way outside Pattaya). And I don't care about the consequences because there haven't been any. I abuse the girls and I like it. Loll.

I get away with not paying the girls time and time again. You're just jealous cuz you don't get free poontang.

[Jimmy Red Cab]

Cheap Meat,

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.

Do we have to allow such guys on your great forum ?

I can not even imagine a low life like that !!!!!

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.

Jackson - please !

This Cheap Meat sounds like a classic troll to me, if not let's hope he get's a good kicking from a Thai pimp, he certainly deserves it.

[Hk Dog]

Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.

Next, after you have fiI get free sex all the time here in Pattaya. You know how I do it? I simply avoid nished with your Long Time, you need to get her out of your room without paying her. If you stay in a room (such as a short time room) or have put your luggage somewhere else, you can just sneak out and dissappear.

Once she is out of your room and you haven't paid her, she is in your hands. Suggest that you and her go to Jomtien Beach for a bit of relaxation. You and her are sitting under one of those beach umbrellas. What a perfect time for you to go to the toilet! You make an excuse to go to the toilet while she stays there. Except, instead of going to the toilet, you head to your motorbike parked just past her sight down the road. Now you make your getaway and race back to your hotel room, check out, and check into a new hotel room! She has no idea where you are at now. Nor can she demand payment. Congradulations! You've just scored a 'freebie'!

Now there are many variations to this theme. For example, you could also suggest to her that she go to the hair salon or back to her room to change her clothes. You, being the trustworthy teelak, tell her that you'll come back and pick her up later. Only you never do!

If you have a motorbike, this makes everything all that easier. This is especially true when performing the 'driveoff' trick. Suppose your teelak wakes you up at the break of dawn and wants to go home. No problem, you say. You simply tell her that you'll take her back to her place. At no charge. She will no doubt agree to this proposal. You take her back to her room and drop her off. Just as she hops off your motorbike, you quickly say goodbye and drive off before she can ask for money. This take a little bit of skill, but with practice makes perfect!

Using these methods I have been able to get free sex here in Pattaya. I simply don't pay the girls anymore. It certainly helps stretch your budget during those long stays in Pattaya.

I truly hope you are joking. You are even lower than a human trafficker on the evolutionary scale.
How you sleep at night is beyond me.

But I have a feeling that one night when you are sitting alone at a bar you will get a beer bottle smacked across your head from a thai crack head hired by one of your 'freebies'.

[Ginkgo Bear]

Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.

M**********R!

[ThaiLearner]

I have a better idea for guys like you who like it free ... stay home and jerk off. You aren't welcome here.

Thats a great idea. stay at home

[ThaiLearner]

Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.

Next, after you have fiI get free sex all the time here in Pattaya. You know how I do it? I simply avoid nished with your Long Time, you need to get her out of your room without paying her. If you stay in a room (such as a short time room) or have put your luggage somewhere else, you can just sneak out and dissappear.

Once she is out of your room and you haven't paid her, she is in your hands. Suggest that you and her go to Jomtien Beach for a bit of relaxation. You and her are sitting under one of those beach umbrellas. What a perfect time for you to go to the toilet! You make an excuse to go to the toilet while she stays there. Except, instead of going to the toilet, you head to your motorbike parked just past her sight down the road. Now you make your getaway and race back to your hotel room, check out, and check into a new hotel room! She has no idea where you are at now. Nor can she demand payment. Congradulations! You've just scored a 'freebie'!

Now there are many variations to this theme. For example, you could also suggest to her that she go to the hair salon or back to her room to change her clothes. You, being the trustworthy teelak, tell her that you'll come back and pick her up later. Only you never do!

If you have a motorbike, this makes everything all that easier. This is especially true when performing the 'driveoff' trick. Suppose your teelak wakes you up at the break of dawn and wants to go home. No problem, you say. You simply tell her that you'll take her back to her place. At no charge. She will no doubt agree to this proposal. You take her back to her room and drop her off. Just as she hops off your motorbike, you quickly say goodbye and drive off before she can ask for money. This take a little bit of skill, but with practice makes perfect!

Using these methods I have been able to get free sex here in Pattaya. I simply don't pay the girls anymore. It certainly helps stretch your budget during those long stays in Pattaya.

You thieving disrespectful **** do you do a runner from a restaurant without paying.

[PauloThai]

I simply don't pay the girls anymore.

Cheap Meat,

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.

Do we have to allow such guys on your great forum ?

I can not even imagine a low life like that !!!!!

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.

Jackson - please !